Stories:

Crash and Burn (Mario fic)--finished! :D My first fanfic ever. I'm lucky I even got a review XP

All the Way (Mario Fic)--Done! I promised there was gonna be an epilogue, but...can't think of one :P

Fly Away (Mario fic)--SEQUEL to All the Way. Complete! I'm very excited for this story. :)

Dear FFN (Mario fic)--In-progress, though updates might take forever! I can't wait; I love The Great Mikey Weston's story (which this one is based off of). 984 reviews, thanks guys! :3

Blossom's Dreamland (Kirby fic)--One-shot. Blossom the Cellist had a birthday but then bad guys try to ruin it because they're evil and stuff boo.

Blueman's Fashion Design Industry (Parody fic because idek where to put this so)--Blueman has a fashion design industry and he wants coffee, but then bad things happen to the coffee and everyone must figure out who has done the bad things. Crack fic w/FF friends.

NicoB's Hope Bagels (Danganronpa/Web shows fic)--NicoB meets Komaeda and then they meet more people and stuff with bagels happens idek it was like 11 or 12 at night when I wrote this and I wrote it in about an hour so XD

a normal Komaeda day (Danganronpa fic)--Komaeda has a normal day with Hajime. Woo

Ways to Make Gerome Like You (Fire Emblem Awakening fic)--Morgan, Cynthia, and Owain struggle to gain Gerome's approval. What do they do? Become goffic.

Possible Stories:

Apple Pie (Fire Emblem Awakening fic)--The charming Chrom!Olivia Inigo has made his way to the past, but what will he do when he meets his father and a beautiful girl? And what happens when Plegia threatens war on the halidom of Ylisse?

Some Unnamed Fic (Fire Emblem Fates fic)--Gunther and Flora have left the castle at King Garon's summons, leaving younger and inexperienced Jakob and Felicia to care for fem!Corrin. However, when the preteen princess experiences her first signs of puberty, how will Jakob and Felicia react?

So, hello. Welcome to my profile.

For those of you that have been with me from the beginning, thank you very much; it's nice to know that there are friends out there that have been supportive since, well, forever. You might notice a few different things, one most notably being that a lot of the stuff on here has been deleted. My profile was a giant mess. It still kind of is. I kept a few things from the old profile, however; one of them is that wonderful long RP. Also, my username has been changed to Hawkshadows for various reasons. Actually nevermind now it's Hawkholly again because Hawkshadows doesn't sound as cool idk.

For those of you that are newer, well...Hi! :P I'm Hawkholly, formerly known as Hawkshadows, Shadow Queen Hawkholly and Hawk of the Cherrywood Vines. I am 21 years old and an aspiring elementary teacher who tends to be quite stupid and silly. Though I have written serious works, I also like writing more laid-back and relaxed pieces as well. For a serious work of mine, I recommend you read All the Way and, if you like that, its sequel, Fly Away. I will warn you, it's not great, and could use some improvement, since I wrote it when I was around 13-14. Perhaps I'll go rewrite it one day. For a more laid-back piece, I recommend Dear FFN. Honestly though none of the pieces I have published on this site are particularly good, since I wrote them when I was so young. I hope I have improved as a writer since those stories have been published.

In my free time, I enjoy talking to friends, playing video games (alone and with friends), playing piano, writing, and singing. I also enjoy playing sudoku, working on crossword puzzles, and playing picross. What I do not enjoy doing is shopping. Ughhhhhh shopping.

My favorite kind of music is probably anything Japanese. Especially if it comes from anime. I love character songs. Send me anything you know by Ryohei Kimura, PLEASE.

In choir, I am classified as an Alto 1. Sort of lower notes, but also some higher ones. Right in the middle.

I am a girl, and I am from the United States, in the state of Texas. I do not own a single pair of cowboy boots, do not know how to lasso, and certainly do not ride on a horse while shouting "YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!" Though there are still cowboys and farms in Texas, that's not exactly what Texas is everywhere. I see plenty of horses, but there are cars. There are cows, and sheep, and there are people with a Southern accent, but we're not stereotypical cowboys. At least, not all of us. :P

My favorite mobile game is...probably a little more obscure, but I’d have to say a rhythm game series called Bandori. It’s a mobile game and completely free! Check it out! (:

My favorite video game series is probably Persona. I love every Persona game I’ve played. They have their own unique charm to them, and they’re just such lovely games. Highly recommend them.

My favorite book series is a tie between Warriors (Erin Hunter) and Percy Jackson (Rick Riordan). Pendragon is also high on the list. I read these all when I was in middle-high school and really enjoyed them. I’m trying to get back into reading and I’m currently looking for something else I’ll love like those.

My favorite manga/anime is Servamp. It really means a lot to me and got me through some tough times during the last few years.

My favorite movie is...see this one is hard because I’m not particularly a movie person. Pretty much any Marvel movie, though, particularly the newer Spider-Man ones. It’s totally not because Tom Holland is in them.

My favorite stand-alone video game (in which I mean I have only ever played one in the series, if there is even more than one in the series) is probably Kid Icarus: Uprising. It’s a great game for the 3DS that I played a lot, and it still has a special place in my heart.

My favorite stand-alone book (either I have only read one in the series or it is a true stand-alone book) is...hmm this one is kinda hard actually! Lord of the Flies is honestly one of the most immersive books I have ever laid eyes on, so it would probably be that one.

Well, if there's anything else you want to know about me, just shoot me a PM and I'll add it on here. Thanks for reading! If you want to see the things I kept from my old profile, this gray line underneath the text separates the two.

I'd like to give thanks for Blossom the Cellist for being my very first FF friend, ImSpidey2 for being my very first reviewer, Zora Princess for defending one of my stories, Cluekid (now Clueyoungadult) for always being there, FFWS for getting me into the forums, Moley Koopa for creating the mafia game that brought everyone together, Champ 15 for making the Survivor game that introduced me to some great friends, Tails-is-pwnage for being one of the best friends ever, Plasmatroopa for just being awesome, Luigi Man 21 for being one of my best friends irl, MariYoshBowsFan for getting me so far in the second Survivor game and standing by my side, TheImperfectDarkOne (now TerriblePersonExtraordinaire) for cordially inviting me to the gathering place of some great pals, Gigaremo for being the host of said place, Blueman-436 (now Irondil) for becoming the new host of a similar place and for adding me as a mod, Mouldbox (now Mouldcube) for being a fantastic friend with whom I first decided to co-write with, Admiral Bobbery (now UltimateDespair) for being such a good old sailing bomb-omb and bringing everyone closer together, Detective 51 for being a truly great friend, justmegaman for helping me get through some tough times, AstraGuardian for being one of my closest friends, Max for just having one of the kindest hearts I’ve ever seen, and most importantly...The reviewers and fans! I couldn't do anything without you guys. It means so much when I go to look at a story and they have so many more reviews than most stories have. Most notably is Dear FFN, which I believe is the second-most popular Mario story on FFN according to review numbers. I really appreciate all the comments and notes! It makes me smile, and I thank you all for your patience, as coming up with some material for Dear FFN can be tricky, and for the times where I promised a new chapter would be up the next day and it took a month, or when I promised a story and it never came. Thank you all for not killing me and thank you all for being behind me and supporting my stories. I really do appreciate it. I am so fortunate to have so many great reviewers and friends on this site. :)

TL;DR

Name: Courtney

Age: 21

Level of education: Senior in college (A WHOOP!)

State: Texas

Gender: Female

Fave Mobile Game: Bandori

Fave Video Game Series: Persona

Fave Book Series: Warriors/Percy Jackson

Fave Manga/Anime: Servamp

Fave Movie: Any Marvel movie but especially new Spiderman

Fave Stand-Alone Video Game: Kid Icarus: Uprising

Stand-Alone Book: Lord of the Flies

Special Thanks To: Blossom the Cellist, ImSpidey2, Zora Princess, Clueyoungadult, FFWS, Moley Koopa, Champ 15, Tails-is-pwnage, Plasmatroopa, Luigi Man 21, MariYoshBowsFan, TerriblePersonExtraordinaire, Gigaremo, Irondil, Mouldcube, Ultimate Despair, Detective 51, justmegaman, AstraGuardian, Max, THE FANS!

You are now switching from the current profile to the old profile.

Thank you for reading.

Hawkholly

THIS IS THE AWESOME TEST! BOLD ONES APPLY TO YOU!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Have actually achieved over 9000 texts in one month
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (then it got caught in my hair)
5. Have choked on absolutely nothing.
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand/right in front of your face
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (disgusting, but surprisingly possible)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle/bike/scooter/SOMETHING LIKE THAT
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Twirled around until you were so dizzy you could barely stand—and then did it again because you were bored
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Authoress note: Who hasn't?)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (Authoress note: ALMOST AN HOUR FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT. SAD.)
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings/shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Are in love with a video game character.
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Go out and sell magazines that are trying to sell stuff, then forget to give the stuff to the buyers.
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Forgot someone at a store.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally hurt yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (AUTHORESS NOTE: I did that twice. TWICE in ten minutes...)
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have told your little cousin/sibling that the boogie man was going to get them if they didn't do what they wanted you to do.
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Have changed clothes a million times in one day.
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (when you were little)
83. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (in the present/recent years)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Authoress note: Perfect for talking about crushes and the mean girls!)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Scream at your video game when you can’t defeat it
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Tell someone you’re awesome at playing an instrument then screw up completely making it sound like a nightmare
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers and made them a family
93. Have gotten numerous songs from video games stuck in your head then sang them at school/work/meetings
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (when you were little)
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have gotten caught passing notes in class
101. Have used somebody else’s toothbrush without even realizing it wasn’t yours (present/recent years)
102. Blurted out the wrong answer to a question that everyone else said the right answer to.
103. Muttered to yourself, then realized you spoke out loud
104. Were fixing to push someone into a pool when they sidestepped and you fell in and everyone laughed at you (including yourself)
105. WROTE A WHOLE SENTENCE IN CAPS WITH REALIZING IT AND HAD TO GO BACK AND FIX IT.
106. Are allergic to sunlight/are a vampire (because every time you go out in it you sneeze/begin to shrivel)
107. Have accidentally swallowed a bug. (ick!)
108. When someone asks you how to spell dog, you say “C-A-T” just to see their reaction
109. Have never played the video game series but love the anime they made of it, so you really wanna try the video game.
110. Have played a lot of NES/SNES/N64 games (on the system itself, not on the Wii/virtual console/dsiware/3ds/ds) and actually own the system.
111. Have played a lot of Gamecube/Gameboy games (for the system itself, not on the Wii/virtual console/dsiware/3ds/ds) and actually own the system. (Authoress Note: I actually have both of these systems. :P)
112. Have played a lot of Wii/Ds/Dsi/3ds games (for the system itself) and actually own the system. (Authoress Note: I have all four of these systems. :P)
113. Can recite the Twilight books from heart.
114. Are a Nintendo fangirl/fanboy. (Authoress Note: *squeal* FANGIRLISM!)
115. Read/watch Harry Potter so much you have dreams based on being a wizard.
116. Love Disney movies that involve singing/sing with the characters.
117. Have run inside a revolving door just for the heck of it the first time you ever went inside one.
118. Laugh hysterically at absolutely nothing at all.
119. Wish on a shooting star for things that you know will never come true.
120. Do RPs based on your favourite video game characters (aka Mario, Link, Kirby, etc.)
Copy and paste in your profile! Bold everything that you’ve ever done!

ROLEPLAY! (inspired by Blossom the Cellist XD)

Me: *typing this on the computer*

Candy: *pops in* HI!

Me: *has heart attack* WHAT THE HECK--

Candy: *evil laugh* I AM the most favourite of your OCs!

Me: SAYS WHO?

Candy: Um, says me.

Me: ...WHAT IF META KNIGHT IS MY FAVOURITE?

Candy: O_O but he's not an OC!

Me: ...Actually if you think about it he is. ALL video game characters are OCs! Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE NINTENDO'S OCS.

Candy: O:

Me: BWAHAHAHA

Meta Knight: Wait how did I get here? I was just about to tell everyone Kirby's copy ability!

Candy: :DDDDDD META KNIGHT! *tackles*

Me: *is resisting*

Meta Knight: The heck--?

Candy: METAAAAAAA!

Me: Too bad you're not my character in my RP. (You're Silver's!)

Meta Knight: ikr?

Silver: HEY THAT'S NOT NICE!

Candy: xD busted!

Meta Knight: O: I'm sorry!

Silver: Man I LOVE your spanish accent!

Meta Knight: *chokes* I'm sorry? I am...Spanish?

Candy: Apparantly. I'd rather have you be Spanish Meta Knight than anything else.

Meta Knight: *facepalm* Of course you would.

Me: Spanish Meta is very awesome. :))

Silver: ...

Silver: OMGZ META KNIGHT! *tackles*

Me: *pulls off* THIS IS NOT POUNCE THE META!

Meta Knight: Thank you.

Me: np

Blossom: *runs in and tackles* METAAAAAAA

Me: *pulls off* D: how'd you get here? You live in a whole different state!

Blossom: TIS CALLED MAGIC.

Me: o_O

Meta Knight: ...Is she a crazy fangirl?

Me: ...Maaaaaaaaybe.

Blossom: YES! :D

Candy: But she's an excellent writer! One of the best on the site!

Blossom: IMMA TWO-FOR-ONE DEAL MWAHAHAHA

Meta Knight: o_O can I leave?

Silver: NO.

Blossom: Hey Hawky!

Silver: Hawky-Chan!

Me: ...

Candy: ...DO I GET NO LOVE

Meta Knight: No.

Candy: D:

Me: Yes. Now please leave.

Candy: FINE! *runs off*

Silver: Hawky-Chan! That was mean!

Me: No it wasn't.

Blossom: I'm with Hawky. EVERYONE WHO CAME IN HERE UNINVITED SHOULD BE KICKED OUT!

Meta Knight: YESSSSSSSS

Me: OK BYE BLOSSOM!

Blossom: D: NUUUUUUUUUU NVM!

Me: kk :D

Meta Knight: O_O

Silver: XD thats priceless

Annette: *walks in chewing gum* Sup fools.

Silver: ANNETTEY!

Blossom: O_O who's that?

Me: This is my friend Annette IRL who moved to my state from a WHOLE DIFFERENT COUNTRY!

Annette: *spits gum at Meta Knight*

Meta Knight: *stares at gum* BEHOLD GALAXIA YOU CHEWISH MONSTER! *slices gum*

Annette: ...Is he stupid?

Me: Depends.

Blossom: A WHOLE DIFFERENT COUNTRY? COOL! WHAT COUNTRY

Me: Doesn't matter. :P

Blossom: PLEEEEEEASE TELL MEEEEEE

Annette: I DON'T WANNA.

Silver: She came from AFRICA!

Annette: O_O

Blossom: BWAHAHA I KNOW NOW I CAN TRACK U!

Annette: If you track me I WILL MAKE SURE HAWK NEVER UPDATES HER STORY!

Silver: *cries* NUUUUUU

Annette: MWAHAHAH--*disappears*

Blossom: O_o

Me: HAHA! I CONTROL THIS RP!

Meta Knight: Oh God

Me: XD SUFFER

Silver: Hey, I thought you were upset...

Me: I WAS BUT NOW I FEEL BETTER YAY BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO EAT MEXICAN FOOD SOON! Yummylicious...

Blossom: What's it taste like?

Me: ummm Mexican food? XD it tastes waaaaay different than yours though. (ITS BETTER)

Blossom: O_O

Silver: XD

Candy: ...whut is going on

Meta Knight: ikr

Me: META KNIGHT GUESS WHAT!

Meta Knight: ...

Me: I'M GOIN FANGUUUUUUURL! *tackles*

Detective 51: O_O *pulls off* HAWK!

Me: ...HOW DID YOU GET HERE

Detective 51: DEDEDE SENT ME TO DESTROY YOU! MWAHAHAHA

Candy: YESSSSS

Detective 51: AND YOUR OCS!

Candy: O_O STOP HIM!!!

Me: I GOT DIS. Detective 51, DON'T YOU DARE. OR I WILL DESTROY YOU.

Detective 51: O_O I'll be good!

Me: HAHAHA :D

Kirby: POYO! :D

Me: O_O KIRBY. *points*

Meta Knight: ...Yes, that is Kirby.

Silver: KIRBY?! :DDDDDD

Blossom: KIIIIIIIIRBYYYYYYY! *tackles*

Kirby: O_O *cries*

Blossom: *gets off* I'M SORRYYYYYY

Detective 51: *pulls out ocarina*

Me: O_O you have an ocarina?

Candy: O:

Detective 51: *plays Song of Healing*

Kirby: *stops crying* POYO! :D

Me: AWWWWWWW

Detective 51: YAY

Silver: ...Do guys even say yay?

Detective 51: D: YAH

Blossom: ...uhhhhh who are you?

Detective 51: ohhhhhh you don't know me. WELL I DON'T KNOW YOU EITHER HIGH FIVE! *high fives*

Blossom: *high five* :D

Silver: ...*facepalm* I KNOW EVERYONE

Meta Knight: YOU DON'T KNOW ME

Silver: YOU'RE MY CHARACTER!

Meta Knight: I'M NINTENDO'S CHARACTER :O

Silver: WELL THAT WAS A LIE.

Candy: Like a cake? :D

Silver: ...*double facepalm*

Violet: *pops in* Hai!

Candy: OH HAI!!!!!!! XD

Everyone: *stares*

Me: ...YOU HATE HER

Candy: *tsk* In YOUR world.

Me: D: NOOOOOOO

ThePianoGuys: *walk in*

Everyone else besides Blossom: ???

Blossom: O_O OMG.

ThePianoGuys: *sweatdrop* Um hi--

Blossom: I WANNA BE A PIANO GUUUUUUUUURLL *tackles*

Me: *sweatdrop* Blossom...

Meta Knight: *relief*

Me: *idea* SILVER

Silver: ?

Me: *whisper whisper*

Silver: YES! :D

Meta Knight: ...?

Candy: MWAHAHAHA MK YOU'RE DONE FOR

Meta Knight: OH SHUT YOUR MASKLESS FACE

Candy and Violet: *poof*

ThePianoGuys: UM HELP

Blossom: I

Blossom: WANNA

Blossom: BE

Blossom: A

Blossom: PIANO

Blossom: GURL!

ThePianoGuys: O_O *heart attack*

ThePianoGuys: *poof*

Blossom: Where'd they go? D:

Me: *snickers*

Silver: Blossom, don't be upset! Meta Knight's a piano guy!

Blossom: HE IS? :DDDDDD

Meta Knight: DDDDDDDDD:

Me: yup!

Silver: uh-huh!

Kirby: Poyo!

Blossom: OMG :DDDDDDDDDDD

Meta Knight: O_O

Blossom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :DDDDDD TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY PIANO!

Me: Don't you already know piano?

Blossom: ...ummmm i think so. BUT META KNIGHT TEACH ME ANYWAYS!

Detective 51: *looking at schedule* He can't, he's busy.

Blossom: DDDDDDD: WHAT

Silver: XD HAHA

Blossom: *glares*

Silver: DX OH NO

Blossom: :DDDDDDDD

Me: XD XD

Detective 51: Yeah, he's busy. He's teaching Self Defense.

Kirby: POYO!

Meta Knight: Yep!

Blossom: *rage*

Me: HEY META KNIGHT! HEY META KNIGHT, HEY!

Silver: HAWK YOU ARE NOT THE ANNOYING ORANGE

Me: MAYBE I AM

Everyone else: ...

Kirby: POYO! :D

Me: HEY META KNIGHT! HEY META KNIGHT, HEY!

Meta Knight: ...

Me: CAN I JOIN YOUR CLASS

Meta Knight: if you will shut up FINE

Blossom: CAN I JOIN

Meta Knight: NO.

Blossom: *cries*

Meta Knight: ...OKAY FINE

Blossom: YAAAAAAAAY

Meta Knight: SILVER, YOU AND DETECTIVE CAN JOIN TOO

Silver: I wasn't gonna ask but COOL!

Detective 51: Ditto.

Kirby: *Puss N Boots eyes* P-Poyo...?

Meta Knight: aw crap...

Me: DDDDDDD: YOU FORGOT KIRBY

Meta Knight: *rage* FINE HE CAN JOIN TOO

Kirby: POYO! :D

Detective 51: What's a self defense class without Kirby?

Silver and Blossom: true dat

Me: What's a self defense class without META KNIGHT?

Blossom: EVEN TRUER! :D

Meta Knight: ...

Me: SO WHEN DOES CLASS START

Meta Knight: Ummm, it starts at 11:35...

Me: OMG IT'S ELEVEN THIRTY FIVE RIGHT NOW! :D

Blosom: No it's not, it's like one thirty five.

Detective 51: HAHAHA YOU'RE BOTH WRONG! It's NINE THIRTY FIVE!

Silver: Actually Hawky's right...

Kirby: Poyo?

Meta Knight: *facepalm* The lesson starts at eleven thirty-five in Hawk's time zone.

Me: HAHAHAHAHA

Blossom: Dang it!

Me: HAI MS. L!

Blossom: O_O you read that part on my profile?

Me: I like to read profiles.

Detective 51: DID YOU READ MY PROFILE?

Me: How else did I answer those questions to get my OC in your story? *secret advertising*

Detective 51: YAY :D

Silver: Did you read my profile?

Me: ya of course I did XD

Meta Knight: WHAT ABOUT MY PROFILE

Me: NO

Meta Knight: O:

Me: XD

Silver: Hawky-Chan, it's ELEVEN FORTY ONE!

Me: O_O

Meta Knight: XD YOU'RE LATE

Blossom: But isn't the class right here?

Meta Knight: ...Good point. Okay you're not late. DX

Kirby: *laughs*

Me: YEA! :DDDDD I HAVE TAUGHT YOU WELL KIRBY

Meta Knight: -_-

Blossom: ...HEY META KNIGHT

Meta Knight: ?

Blossom: CAN I INVITE SOME PEOPLE?

Me: no

Blossom: D: WHY

Me: Because I control this RP. And because if you wanted to invite someone to be in this class I wouldn't know who. You'd have to PM me.

Meta Knight: -_- WE ONLY HAVE FIFTEEN MINUTES LEFT

Me: Oh kk. I'll shut up.

Silver: CAN I INVITE ANNETTE AND JULISSA

Me: YES! :D

Silver: And Sabrina?

Me: Yup!

Sabrina, Julissa, and Annette: *poof inside*

Meta Knight: ...

Meta Knight: MOVING ON! How many of you have swords?

Everyone: ...

Kirby: POYO! *inhales Meta Knight's sword and becomes Sword Kirby*

Sabrina and Julissa: XDDD

Annette: OMIGAWD HE'S SO CUTE. *squeezes Kirby*

Kirby: *spits out Galaxia*

Meta Knight: *catches sword* ...COME PREPARED EVERY SUNDAY IN THE FUTURE

Detective 51: O.o we were supposed to bring a sword to this RP?

Blossom: Apparantly.

Me: I CAN SWING MY SWORD!

Silver: ...

Meta Knight: *sighs and hands around swords* This was a terrible idea. And we only have nine minutes left because Hawk gets distracted easily when Silver is texting her.

Me: *texting* I DO NOT--wait what were we talking about?

Sabrina: *facepalm*

Julissa: Soooooo, um...*swings sword*

Meta Knight: *screams as he is nearly beheaded* OKAY! I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO USE THIS THING!

Annette: Don't we just swing like crazy?

Meta Knight: ...

Me: Is that a yes?

Kirby: *blinks* Poyo! *jumps in the air and uses Sword Beam*

Everyone but Kirby and Meta Knight: O_O

Meta Knight: *claps* Excellent, Kirby!

Detective: Are we supposed to do that?

Meta Knight: Yes. Focus your energy into the blade...and SWING!

Blossom: COOL! :D *swings* *nothing happens* DDDDDDD:

Meta Knight: *sighs* This will be difficult. Since we only have four minutes left, BLOSSOM TRY AGAIN!

Blossom: *swings* *nothing happens* DDDDDDD:

Meta Knight: Go, Detective.

Detective 51: *swings* *nothing happens* DANG IT I FAILED

Meta Knight: Annette--

Annette: IMMA DO IT WITH SABRINA AND JULISSA!

The three girls: TRIPLE FINISH! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! *jump into the air and swings sword* *nothing happens* DDDDDDD: IT WASN'T EFFECTIVE

Silver: *swings sword* *nothing happens* D'awwwwww...

Me: *jumps in air* *uses Sword Beam* :DDDDDDD MWAHAHA!

Everyone else: O_O

Kirby: POYO! *hugs my leg*

Me: :D

Meta Knight: I...did not expect for you to do it.

Me: XD

Meta Knight: Well, it's 12:00. SO GO!

Sabrina, Julissa, and Annette: *poof*

Blossom: Wait, so self defense class is EVERY SUNDAY?

Meta Knight: *nods*

Me: COOL!

Detective 51: XD that was fun

The real Hawk: Yes, every Sunday I will sit here on this laptop for thirty minutes and type a self defense class. Unless I forget. DX

Me: O_O who's that?

The real Hawk: UMMM BYE! *poof*

The real Blossom: *is mad at me from taking that from her RP* *poofs*

Blossom and me: ...O_O

(the next day...)

Me: *yawns* Man I'm bored. Since those guys left I'm stuck watching drag queen Ghirahim strutting his stuff in Skyward Sword. ...I'LL JUST MAKE UP LYRICS TO THE STONE TOWER TEMPLE!

(Stone Tower Temple theme begins to play)

Me: *clears throat and begins lyrics*

(background) No time no time no time oh, third day third day you're so slow

Me: I am gone; I'm wandering amidst, and

Me: How am I supposed to do this?

Me: Hope is lost; oh I just cannot win

Me: I'm wondering: should I just give in?

(brief bakground)

Me: I am struggling in this temple...

Me: I just need more light arrows

Me: This is like a huge labyrinth

Me: This is impossible

Me: Hope is here; right in front of me

Me: Hit this switch; invert everything

Meh friend luigi man 21: *steps in clapping* Very nice.

Me: XD thank you--WAIT A SEC LM21?!

John/Logan/Waffle: *also steps out* SUP C--

Me: O_O NO TELLING THE WORLD MY NAME!

Waffle: O_O

luigi man 21: *glares at Waffle*

Me: DX I've gotta eat

luigi man 21: XD we'll wait for you!

Me: YAY!

Waffle: NO.

Me: D:

(the next day)

Me: *comes back* DDDDD: where are y'all?

Blossom: THEY'RE DEAD MWAHAHA.

Me: D:

Blossom: DX not really. They just got sick of waiting.

Me: YAY!

Meta Knight: ...How did I get here

Me: How am I supposed to know?

Silver: OMG HAWK! *tacklepounce*

Me: ...I have nothing to talk about

Detective 51: *plays ocarina*

Me: OOOO IMMA BUY ONE!

Blossom: ...

Me: Is it just me or are robots stalkers?

Silver: what the heck

Meta Knight: No, robots are not as stalkish as me in Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Me: XD DID YOU JUST SAY THAT

Meta Knight: O_O

Me: Oh well it's on the Internet MWAHAHA

Blossom: O_O it is?

Detective 51: *high girly voice* OMIGAWD HOW DO I LOOK?!

Me: ...

Silver: *facepalm* You have much to learn, Young Padawan.

Detective 51: I was just imitating Hawk...

Me: O_O I DO NOTDO THAT.

Detective 51: O_O

Waffle and luigi man 21: *walks in*

Me: YOU GUYS! YOU'RE ALIVEEEEEE

luigi man 21: of course we are.

Waffle: MAYBE WE'RE DEAD.

Me: No you're not you're here now!

Waffle: MAYBE YOU'RE DEAD TOO!

Me: O_O I AM NOT DEAD

Blossom: YES YOU ARE.

Meta Knight: *sweatdrop*

luigi man 21: hawk do you like my story?

Me: YES! :) I told all of meh online buddies to review it. Like Blossom and Detective. And Silver!

luigi man 21: But you criticized it!

Me: Yes I did. :) but everyone gets criticized at some point. I've been criticized before!

Blossom: YOU MISSPELLED CRITICIZED.

Me: NO I DID NOT.

Blossom: HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Me: BECAUSE I JUST CHECKED IT ON SPELLCHECK!

Blossom: dangit D:

Me: XD

Everyone else: O_O

Detective 51: luigi man 21, your story is AWESOME I LOVE IT!

luigi man 21: liar

Me: He told me in a PM!

luigi man 21: YESSSSS :D

Waffle: I haven't read it so I can't say. :D

Meta Knight: ...I don't believe I'll ever read it.

Me: GO READ IT.

Meta Knight: O_O YES MA'AM! *goes off to review*

(the next day...)

Me: META KNIGHT! META KNIGHT GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!

Meta Knight: ...

Me: ...

Meta Knight: ... O_O OH CRAP

Me: XD EVERYONE! IT'S SELF DEFENSE CLASS TIME!

Silver: *comes in with Julissa and Sabrina* I BROUGHT TEH GUESTS.

Detective 51: *comes in and yawns* Hawk it's seven...oh wait it's "nine".

Me: Yup!

Waffle and luigi man 21: *come in*

Annette: *walks in*

Kirby: POYO! :D *walks in with Blossom*

Meta Knight: ...*sweatdrop* This class is huge...

Kirby: POYO!

Meta Knight: FINE LET'S START! Okay...can everyone efficiently perform the Sword Beam?

everyone does the sword beam*

Meta Knight: ...So I see you have been practicing. Where did you even find a sword?

Annette: I brought one from Africa.

Waffle: Borrowed hers.

luigi man 21: eBay.

Blossom: ...um...

Silver: I borrowed Annette's.

Julissa and Sabrina: Same.

Me: I OWN ONE MWAHAHA.

Detective 51: ...

Kirby: POYO!

Meta Knight: *sighs* We are now going to learn how to THRUST with a sword.

Me: ...*slashes ruthlessly*

Meta Knight: O_O

Me: XD was that good?

Meta Knight: NO. Watch me. *hesitates and thrusts sword*

Everyone: O_O

Meta Knight: Raise your hand if you need a sword.

Julissa, Waffle, Sabrina, Silver, Blossom, and Detective 51: *raise hand*

Meta Knight: OKAY, everyone practice! We'll check back the last five minutes of class because Hawk is very busy doing...nothing.

Me: XD the last five minutes of class it is!

Meta Knight: *pulls out book*

Me: ...What'cha doin?

Meta Knight: *glares* Go practice! You have ten minutes.

Me: I already did! I impaled Silver!

Meta Knight: WHAT?

Me: XXD

Silver: *gasps in fake pain*

Meta Knight: *eyes narrow* You did not. Now go practice.

Me: I can impale her now if you want.

Meta Knight and Silver: O_O NO!

(ten minutes later...)

Meta Knight: Okay, Detective, you're first. Thrust at me.

Detective: *thrusts*

Meta Knight: :D good job! Blossom, you next.

Blossom: *thrusts*

Meta Knight: Excellent. Annette, you and Julissa and Sabrina.

Annette, Julissa, and Sabrina: TRIPLE FINISH! *wobble over and fall* D: we failed again!

Meta Knight: *shakes head* Waffle...

Waffle: *thrusts*

luigi man 21: *thrusts*

Meta Knight: Excellent! Silver, your turn.

Silver: *falls backwards* D:

Meta Knight: *sigh* Kirby please don't embarrass me.

Kirby: *thrusts* POYO!

Me: *walks up* HAI META

Meta Knight: ...Just go with it.

Me: *thrust*

Meta Knight: Good. Now class is dismissed two minutes early!

(9/20/12)

luigi man 21: ...HEY HAWK!

Me: *screams*

Everyone else: XD

Me: ...IMMA CALL YOU LM21

LM21: Kk

Me: XD LM21 LM21!

Blossom: ...Hawk.

Me: ???

Blossom: YOU NEVER PMED ME. DEATH TO YOU.

Me: O_O HEEEEEELP *runs*

Blossom: *chases me with chainsaw* MWAHAHAHA

???: *tackles*

Blossom: *screams and pounds floor* NUUUUUU

Me: *sweatdrop* Thanks! Who're--oh holy. You're TOADIA.

Toadia: *grips* Tis be Toadia!

Blossom: *stares* GET OFF OF ME GET OFF OF MEEEEEEEEE

Toadia: No. IMMA ANNOY YOU FOR TRYING TO KILL HAWK!

Blossom: D: NO!

Me: XD pleeeeeeeease!

Toadia: ...Hmm, okay! :D

Blossom: NU.

Toadia: YES.

Meta Knight: Isn't she blind?

Toadia: No.

Waffle: *comes in* I GOT A BIG BOUNCING INFLATABLE GREEN BALL!

LM21: I got a shamWOOHOO!

Me: You'll be saying WOOHOO!

Silver: Every time!

All four of us: XXD LOL

Blossom: ...WELL I HAVE A SNUGGO!

Me: What colours do it come in?

Blossom: BLUE!

Silver: Satured blue!

Toadia: UNSATURATED BLUE!

Detective 51: And everyone's favourite...

Meta Knight: PIIIIIIIIINK!

All six of us: ALL RIGHT! XXXXXXDD

Everyone else: ...

(9/23/12)

Me: *skips in* (hoarsely) META KNIGHT! IT'S TIME FOR SELF DEFENSE CLASS! *hack cough hack*

Meta Knight: No.

Me: WHY

Meta Knight: You're obviously sick.

Me: No I'm--*cough hack cough* *sneezes* S-Someone gimme a tissue.

Blossom: Awwwwww! *hands tissue*

Silver: I think she caught it from me, cuz I'm sick too...O_O

Me: *dagger glare* WUT.

Silver: Meep! *runs*

Me: *sighs* Just my luck. I get sick on a WEEKEND.

Silver: *comes back* Dude ikr

Detective 51: XD

Detective 51: Hey, where's Kirby?

Kirby: POYO!!

Detective: Oh. There you are Kirby.

Me: If you just caught that reference to Phineas and Ferb you are epitastic.

Meta Knight: *sighs* Hawk, stop writing. You're sick. You need rest.

Me: O_O But I just woke up!

Meta Knight: Go watch Kirby: Right Back at Ya! then. Do sick people things.

Me: KK! :D

(10/6/12)

Me: AGAIN TODAY I WILL GO SOARING THROUGH THE SKYYYYY!

LM21: ...What's with the song--

Me: MY ENEMIES, I'LL DISH EM UP IN A STIR-FRY!

Detective: ...

Me: GRACIOUS GODDESS O-OF LIGHT, WATCHES FROM UP ABOVE!

Me and Silver: AT DINNERTIME I ALWAYS SHOW THE COOK SOME LOOOOOOOOOOVE!

Us: XXXD LOL

Everyone else: ...

Meta Knight: ...What the heck. Just...what the heck.

Me: XD Silver let me play Kid Icarus: Uprising today. That's Pit's victory song!

Blossom: COOL!

Me: I MADE REGION CHOIR! WOOOOOOOOOOO

Toadia: *glares at Blossom* SAY CONGRATULATIONS.

Everyone: Congratulations!

Me: YAAAAAAAY :D

Silver: I didn't make it...

Everyone: Awwwwwwww...

LM21: I DID!

Everyone: Congratulations!

Annette: So did I!

Everyone: Meh...

Annette: ...

Pit: *pops in* AGAIN TODAY I WILL GO SOARING THROUGH THE--sky?

Me: OMGZ TIS BE PIT.

Pit: Where's Lady Palutena?

Blossom: Who?

Pit: Lady Palutena! She...she's not responding!

Me: OMG! Pit are you ok?

Pit: ...Who're you? You're not some crazy fangirl right?

Me: ...*whistles innocently*

Pit: Aaaaaaaanyway, where am I?

Detective: *checks watch* According to this we're in the Underworld.

Meta Knight: ...But that's a wa--

Detective: Don't ask.

Pit: *gasps* The...the UNDERWORLD?! This is terrible! Lady Palutena isn't responding! She NEVER ignores me!

Me: Maybe you don't have signal?

Silver: Yeah!

???: *steps out* Pit, the humans are right. You have no signal. You are MINE! Lady Palutena cannot save you THIS time. You're FINISHED!

Pit: *gasps* MEDUSA!

Me: WHO YOU CALLIN HUMANS?!

Medusa: You.

Me: ...

Pit: *blinks and takes out a cannon* YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MEDUSA!

Medusa: O_O

Me: A CANNON :D

Silver: You don't understand. A cannon is pretty much a gun in Kid Icarus: Uprising. Except it's a pretty big gun. Just go on YouTube and watch "Thanatos Rising".

Me: Awwwww...

Pit: *watches as weapon shrinks* You just HAD to involve logic in this, Silver?

Meta Knight: *gasps* HOW DID YOU KNOW HER NAME

Pit: Oh, I'm just watching Hawk type out this RP.

Detective: O_O

Blossom: What's THAT supposed to mean?

Pit: *shakes head* You're hopeless. *shoots at Medusa*

Medusa: *screams and flees* MY HAIR

Pit: *laughs*

Me: ...

luigi man 21: Hey, Meta Knight! We haven't had a self defense class in a while.

Meta Knight: *turns away* Because I have been...busy.

Me: Huh? With what?

Meta Knight: Waffle joined LINK's class. I've been trying to get him back...so every Sunday I've been in court.

???: MK, you can't have a custody battle over Waffle.

Meta Knight: WHO SAID I CAN'T--oh, it's cluekid!

Me: CLUEKID! YAY! YOU JOINED THE RP!

Cluekid: ...

Silver: Ignore her...she's always this cray-cray...

Me: Cray-cray?

Silver: ...I said nothing.

Meta Knight: So there shall be NO self-defense class until this order is solved in court!

Pit: Hey, you guys can join MY class!

Me: *squeals* YES YES YES! When is it?

Pit: On Saturdays. Saturday is my only day off from fighting Medusa.

Cluekid: Oh, cool! You have a gun! Do you play Civilization?

Pit: No. I've played lots of games, though, like Dr. Mario and Metroid!

Blossom: U LIE.

Silver: Actually, he speaks the truth. I know that for sure because there is no fourth wall in Kid Icarus: Uprising.

Me: IKR?

Pit: *suddenly gasps* LADY PALUTENA! Thank the gods that I've reached you! Yes, yes, I'm fine, Lady Palutena! I just kicked Medusa's butt! ...What? Oh, I wasn't supposed to? Um...sorry! *winces* DON'T HURT ME! *sighs with relief* Oh, you were...kidding...I knew that! I was...also kidding.

Cluekid: ...What is going on?

Blossom and Detective: I have no idea.

Me: Pit's talking to Lady Palutena. They have a special connection, so she can talk to him and see him, and he can talk back. But he can't see her.

Meta Knight: Ah.

Silver: So it looks like he's talking to himself, but he's really not.

Pit: WHAT?! Lady Palutena, that's outrageous! Why would Pittoo do such a thing?! I'll be there right away. *groans* Wait, I CAN'T be there right away. I can't fly on my own, remember, Lady Palutena? And I already used up my five minutes of flight time!

Blossom: What kind of angel can't fly on his own?

Pit: SHUT UP! N-Not you, Lady Palutena! Of course not you!

luigi man 21: Pit can't fly on his own; no one is sure why, but we think something happened to his wings when he was born.

Me and Silver: *nod*

Pit: *fist pumps* YES! Hurry, Lady Palutena! *turns to them* Lady Palutena is bringing the battle here!

Everyone else: *stares at him* WHAT?!

???: *flies down* Heh. Nice to know that you've got company, Pit. *smirks* That makes this battle much easier than it would've been.

(10/30/12)

Me: ...How has it been two days?

???: I dunno. I blame the creator.

Pit: AND I BLAME...MY VOICE ACTOR!!!

Silver: O_O

Me: ANTONY DEL RIO IS AN EPIC PERSON!

Pit: Oh, right! Sorry. I was thinking of something else.

???: *rolls eyes*

Pit: *gasps* PITTOO!

Pittoo: DARK PIT! DARK--PIT! Stop calling me PITTOO!

Me: NEVER

Cluekid: ...*is lost* Can I leave?

Blossom: no

Cluekid: Wha--? I wasn't even asking you!

Detective: Well, you can't. You're stuck until Hawk lets you out, and she looks a bit...busy.

Me: *is chatting with Pittoo*

Cluekid: *groans*

Meta Knight: I feel ya. I feel ya, bro...

Toadia: XD

Blossom: *screams* I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE!

Pittoo: *looks over* It's a mushroom.

Toadia: Correction, I am a TOAD!

Me: Awesome...

Cluekid: So, Pittoo--

Pittoo: DARK. PIT.

Cluekid: ...Dark Pit, you said you came here to do battle?

Pittoo: Heh. *draws bow* That I did.

Me: *squeals* OMG I get to watch a battle!

Pit: *takes out cannon* It won't be very fast.

Pittoo: *notices cannon* *sweatdrops* Er, why is that so big? Isn't it supposed to be smaller in the game?

Pit: *watches weapon shrink* GAH! Pittoo, why must you involve logic?!

Pittoo: DARK. PIT.

Blossom: Please, just battle! Because I have no idea who you are...*groans* This'll be boring...

Meta Knight: *steps by Pit's side* I will join you.

Blossom: *eyes widen* *fangirl squeal*

Silver: *double fangirl squeal*

Me: OMG :D *triple fangirl squeal*

Cluekid: ...I have no idea who any of these people are.

Detective: Don't worry bro...I dunno either...

luigi man 21: GO PIT AND META KNIGHT! PITTOO FLEW OFF OF SKYWORLD AND LANDED IN A MIDDLE OF A MARIO KART WII TRACK AND GOT RUN OVER BY LUIGI! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Everyone else: ...

Me: ...Uh, he...does that sometimes...

(11/14/12)

Me: WHAT?! It's been over two weeks?! HOW FREAKING ILLOGICAL! THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE!

Silver: *facepalm* SOMEONE'S been reading too much We Are the Smashers 2: The Spirit Master.

Me: Oh really, who? :D

Silver: *facepalm*

Pittoo: Whatever. Let's just start this freaking battle so I can go home.

Pit: Hey, if you're neutral, do you live in the Underworld or Skyworld?

Pittoo: ...Uh, I don't know.

Meta Knight: *slashes out*

Pit: *fires cannon*

Pittoo: *sweatdrops and fires silver bow* Errrrr, two against one isn't fair!

Pit: Then surrender!

Pittoo: ...FINE!

Everyone: *cheers*

Me: Hey, Pit! Why did we never do self-defense class?

Pit: Oh, sorry! I had to help train the newer Centurion Army members. We should be able to do it this Saturday!

Pittoo: *snorts* You're teaching a CLASS, Pit-stain?

Pit: PIT! MY NAME IS PIT!

Pittoo: And mine is DARK PIT, but you stupid people keep calling me PITTOO.

Pit: ...Fair point.

Toadia: ...So the fight's over? There wasn't even a stupid FIGHT! How BORING!

Me: I feel the same. ):

Blossom: Man! I wanted to see Meta Knight use Galaxia!

Cluekid: ...*is lost* SONAMY FOREVER!

LM21: NOOOOOOOO

Me: Oh boy. Oh, hey, you're back! :)

LM21: IF YOU SUPPORT SONAMY, I SUPPORT POKEMON!

Cluekid: ...*stung* HOW DARE YOU COMPARE SONAMY TO POKEMON! POKEMON SUCKS!

LM21: WELL SO DOES SONIC!

Detective: ...*sweatdrop*

Me: OKAY HOLD UP! Look, I'm not a huge fan of Sonic either, but it's cluekid's opinion.

Cluekid: THANK YOU!

Me: And Cluekid, Pokemon is basically a form of animal abuse. You capture little animals in Pokeballs and force them to fight for you!

Cluekid: THANK YOU!

LM21: HEY!

Me: ...But it's strangely fun to do. :D

Everyone else: *facepalm*

Pit: Hey, here's a trick question. Who likes hot springs and has two thumbs?

Pittoo: *sarcastically* I'm dying to know, Pit.

Pit: EVERYONE WITH TWO THUMBS!

Me: Oh, that's a line from your game! It sounds hilarious with Antony Del Rio doing it :)

Pit: Game? I have a game?

Me: Oh boy...

(11/20/12)

Me: Oh, and Pit, we never had lessons.

Pit: Wha...? OH! Sorry, I was sick!

Me: It's okay. I was sick too :)

???: *runs in* Everyone, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Meta Knight: ???

Silver: *gasps* Is that...?

LM21: Oh no...

Cluekid: Oh my gosh :D

Blossom: Uhhhh, who is that?

Pit: It's ASH!

Ash: ...I SAID RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Me: Ash, what's wrong?

Ash: It's...Team...

Me: TEAM ROCKET?! :DDDDDDD

Girl ???: *steps out* Prepare for trouble!

Boy ???: *steps out* Make it double!

Girl: To defend the world from devastation!

Boy: To unite all peoples within our nation!

Girl: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

Boy: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Girl: JESSIE!

Boy: JAMES!

Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meowth that's right!!!

Silver: *facepalms* That was so stupid that I'm not even gonna say anything.

Me: THAT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN IT WAS IN THE ANIME!!!

Jessie: ANIME? What is this ANIME that you speak of?

Me: Oh, erm...

Meta Knight: Don't ask. You'll regret it for the rest of your life.

James: O...kay...

Meowth: ASH! GIVE US YOUR PIKACHU!

Ash: NO!

Meowth: YES!

Ash: ...MEOWTH!

Meowth: ASH!

Ash: MEOWTH!

Meowth: ASH!

Ash: MEOWTH!

Meowth: ASH!

Ash: MEOWTH!

Meowth: ASH!

Ash: MEOWTH!

Meowth: ASH!

Ash: MEOWTH!

Meowth: ASH!

Ash: MEOWTH!

Meowth: ASH!

Cluekid: CLUEKID! XD

Everyone else: ...

Pit: Hey! I was fixing to do that!

Ash: ...

Ash: MEOWTH!

Meowth: ASH!

Jessie: NOT THIS AGAIN! SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!

Ash and Meowth: Fine...

James: *holds up Pokeball* Meowth, return!

Meowth: SINCE WHEN AM I IN A POKEBALL--*returns to Pokeball*

Me: XD since you entered my RP.

Blossom: ...I am SO. FREAKING. LOST.

Me: I'll help you out. HEY META KNIGHT!

Meta Knight: *groans*

Me: Go play with Blossom!

Meta Knight: WHY SHOULD I?

Me: I'll give you cake if you don't.

Meta Knight: O_O I'm lactose intolerant.

Me: So go play with Blossom.

Meta Knight: Grrrr...Blossom, what do you wanna play?

Blossom: MARIO KART!

Me: XD she'll be happy.

Jessie: ...DID YOU FORGET WE WERE HERE?!

Me: Sorry. DX

James: *pats head* It's okay.

(11/24/12)

Pit: OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!

Me: Huh?

Pit: Duh, it's time for self defense class!

Me: Oh yeah! :DDD

Pittoo: Hey, PIT-STAIN, if YOU'RE teaching this class, I'd better help you out.

Pit: PITTOO MY NAME IS PIT!

Pittoo: AND MINE IS DARK PIT!

Me: I'm going to start bolding your text, Pittoo. :P

Pittoo: DARK. PIT. Wait, you're really going to?

Me: Of course. XD

Blossom: Uh, can we start class?

Pit: Sure! *hands everyone a cannon*

Pittoo: Pit, they AREN'T cannons. Well, they're NOT THAT BIG!

Everyone: *watches cannon shrink* REALLY PITTOO?!

Pittoo: DARK--FREAKING--PIT! I'M COMING UP WITH NICKNAMES FOR ALL OF YOU! HAWK, YOU'RE HAWK SQUAWK!

Me: *cracks up laughing*

Pittoo: SILVER, YOU'RE SILVER COIN!

Silver Coin: I kinda like that actually. :P

Pittoo: Blossom, you're THAT CHIC THAT MADE TOADIA!

That Chic That Made Toadia: D: NU

Pittoo: YES! Detective, you are DEFECTIVE DETECTIVE!

Defective Detective: NU

Pittoo: Cluekid, you are TINY TOT!

Tiny Tot: NO! I HATE BEING CALLED TINY TOT!

Pittoo: Meta Knight, you're MEGA BITE!

Mega Bite: ...This...doesn't even make sense.

Pittoo: Team Rocket, you can keep your name since I don't really know you.

Team Rocket: YAY :D

Pittoo: Ash Ketchum, you are ASH LAMEUM!

Ash Lameum: ...Uh...okay?

Pittoo: LM21, you are now LM22!

LM22: NOOOOOOOO MY USERNAME WENT UP BY ONE NUMBEEEEEEER!

Pittoo: And Toadia, you are BLINDIA!

Blindia: O: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

That Chic That Made Toadia: *dies laughing*

Blindia: YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?!

Pit-stain: Ummmm...can we just start self defense class now?

Me: Of course not. :P Since I control this RP, everyone gets their regular names back!

Everyone but Pittoo: YAY!

Pittoo: Wait...even me?

Me: ...Fine. :P

Dark Pit: YES! IN...YOUR...FACES!

Pit: *rolls eyes* Let's just start self defense--oh, um, hello? Lady Palutena!

Me: OOH CAN I LISTEN?

Pit: No. Oh, I wasn't talking to you, Lady Palutena! Apparently humans have something called "fangirls" that live among them...

Me: XD

Pit: What? Lady Palutena, what's wrong? ...Are you SERIOUS?! Right NOW?! WITH ALL THESE HUMANS WITH ME?! *groans*

Dark Pit: What's up?

Pit: SHUT UP PITTOO. Ahem, sorry, Lady Palutena! But is this really happening?! WHY?! What did I ever do to her? ...Oh, um, yeah, that's true...er...I guess I screwed up pretty badly, huh...How can I get her to forgive me for it? ...Shoot. I'll do my best!

Me: Pit...?

Pit: We're fixing to be attacked!

Detective: By who?!

Dark Pit: I'm guessing Viridi.

Pit: Yeah..apparently I accidentally littered in Skyworld one day, and one of her animals ate it. But it survived!

Cluekid: Who is Viridi?

Me: She's the goddess of nature.

Silver: Yeah...she can have a pretty big temper...

Kirby: Poyo! :D

Meta Knight: PIT! YOU WILL HAVE NO SELF DEFENSE CLASS TODAY!

Pit: WHAT?! But we're fixing to be under attack! I need to train the humans how to defend themselves from the goddess's attacks while Pittoo and I take care of Viridi!

Dark Pit: Who the heck said I was helping? *begins playing Super Mario 3D Land*

Pit: ...

Meta Knight: I lost the custody battle of Waffle in court, and I refuse to let my students go off and join your class!

Pit: *facepalm* Meta Knight, you have GOT to be kidding me. You want to go to court NOW?

Meta Knight: YES!

LM21: Um...I think I see her.

Me: OOH! I SEE HER TOO! :D EVERYONE EVIL/NEUTRAL GETS DARK TEXT!

???: *flies down* Well, well, Pit the litterer! It's about time that I get to destroy you!

Pit: Viridi!

Viridi: *smirks* Look at the genius amongst ourselves!

Dark Pit: *high fives Viridi*

Pit: ...Hey! Why do you have to try and kill me NOW?!

Viridi: Well, there are HUMANS around! They'll make this MUCH more fun!

Me: HEY! WE'RE NOT JUST HUMANS WE'RE AUTHORS TOO!

Me: GIVE ME AN A!

All authors: A!

Me: GIVE ME A U!

All authors: U!

Me: GIVE ME A T!

All authors: T!

Me: GIVE ME AN H!

All authors: H!

Me: GIVE ME AN O!

All authors: O!

Me: GIVE ME AN R!

All authors: R!

Me: GIVE ME AN S!

All authors: S!

Me: WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?

All authors: PIZZA!

Me: ...

Dark Pit: ...I...have no comment.

Viridi: Neither do I...in fact, that just makes me want to destroy you even MORE!

Me: *sweatdrop* Great...

Pit: *runs in front of me* Viridi, I will protect these humans with my LIFE! LET'S BATTLE!

(12/1/12)

Me: *gasps* IT'S BEEN A WEEK! IT'S DECEMBER! YAAAAAAAY

Silver: 21 days left till Doomsday after today...MWEHEEHEHEHE

Me: O_O I don't believe in that...

Silver: Meh, me neither. It's just fun to freak people out. :D

Cluekid: ...

Detective: You'll get to know her better soon enough...

Blossom: Yeah. :/

Pit: ...Like I was saying...VIRIDI, LET'S BATTLE! GUYS, GET BACK BEHIND A ROCK!

Blossom, Detective, Meta Knight, Toadia, Cluekid, Silver, Kirby, and LM21: *races behind a huge rock*

Me: *runs after them but trips* *squeals*

Viridi: *places force field around rock so I can't get in and they can't get out* HA! Too slow, stupid human! YOU LITTERER! NOW YOU WILL DIE!

Me: O_O But I've never littered!

Silver: She's right! That's not something she would do!

LM21: Hawk would NEVER litter! She loves nature!

Detective and Blossom: LET HER IN!

Meta Knight: *pounds force field with Galaxia*

Cluekid: LET HER IN, VIRIDI!

Kirby: POYO! :D

Toadia: *playing New Super Mario Bros 2*

Viridi: NO! I gave her a chance but she didn't take it! Now she'll die with Pit and Pittoo!

Pittoo: OH COME ON! DARK PIT IS NOT THAT HARD TO SAY!

Pit: Why is his text bold, Hawk?

Me: Remember? He's pretty much neutral, and I said that neutral peoples get the dark text!

Pit: ...Isn't Meta Knight neutral?

Meta Knight: -_- you just had to remind her.

Viridi: *fires*

Me: *screams and ducks*

Pit: PITTOO! COVER HER! *runs towards Viridi*

Pittoo: -_- fine. *gets in front of me*

Me: :D HAI PITTOO

Pittoo: Hi. Don't think I'm enjoying this.

Me: *ducks down* I'M GUESSING WE DON'T HAVE CLASS TODAY PIT?!

Pit: Uhhhh...this counts, if you like!

Me: Me like. :D

Viridi: *gasps as she is defeated* NOOOOOOOO!

Me: HAHA YAY!

(12/8/12)

Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SILVER!!!!! ;D

Silver: Thankies!

Blossom and Clue: O_O TODAY'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Silver: Yup!

Detective: Whoa, happy birthday! :D

LM21: Me and Hawk got invited to her birthday party

Waffle: I don't know Silver, so, yeah, um...

Annette: *poofs in* I DIDN'T GET INVITED! SILVER I'M FIXIN TO GO ALL OUT ON YOU GURL CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW I GET WHEN I GET ALL MAD AND STUFF AND--*poofs out*

Me: Annette does that sometimes...*sweatdrop*

Silver: Yup! '

Pit: Hey, um, Viridi and I talked about things for the last week or so. She decided that she's gonna be a good little goddess and help us out!

Viridi: Whatever.

Pit: Okay, so does everyone have a weapon for self--

Meta Knight: PIT! DON'T TRY TO GET AROUND IT!

Pit: *facepalm* We have to go to court because Meta Knight's gonna try and fight for you...c'mon...

(in court)

Judge: *pounds gable* COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.

Delfino: As you are no doubt aware, someone has been vandalizing fair Isle Delfino using some paint-like substance. The accused is charged with polluting our beautiful home, and yes, endangering our very way of life! Indeed, how can one not be aware of what is going on? Though it is daytime in Delfino Plaza, our poor residents tremble beneath the veil of darkness! Expert Shine scouters have determined that this darkness has risen because all of our guardians, the Shine Sprites, have vanished from their gathering spot at the Shine Gate. The reason? It's quite obvious--this horrible graffiti is to blame! We hold this sketch of the perpetrator based on eyewitness description. The truth is obvious...the guilty party is among us! It is none other than Mario--

Peach: *stands up* OBJECTION--

Judge: OVERRULED! I judge the defendant guilty as charged! I hereby order the defendant to clean this entire island. Until Isle Delfino is completely free of his vile handiwork, Mario shall not be allowed to leave! *pounds gable* COURT ADJOURNED!

Mario: *dragged off by authorities*

Peach: MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries*

Toadsworth: *leads her away* Don't worry...we shall rescue young Master Mario...

Me: Why do I feel like I've seen that on my Gamecube?

Meta Knight: *runs in* Thank you for making that court as short as possible; this one is very important.

Judge: No problem! He actually isn't guilty but I didn't want to go into that argument so I just told him he was guilty. It was no problem at all, Meta Knight!

Clue: ...Wow, so Mario Sunshine wasn't even a neccessary game, and it's our fault...

Blossom: PARADOX! XD

Pit: Can we just begin court?

Judge: *pounds gable* COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.

Meta Knight: Now, as you all know, I used to be the teacher of a self defense class. But when my pupil, Waffle, switched classes, I went to court to get him back in a custody battle...I, unfortunately, lost. But while I was gone, PIT took over my class!

Pit: Objection!

Judge: OVERRULED! Keep going, Meta Knight...

Meta Knight: Thank you. My students now want to stay with Pit instead of coming back to me, where they rightfully belong!

Blossom: D: I just wanna see how Pit teaches, because I've had two classes with you and none with him...depending on who the better teacher is, I'll stay with one of you guys...

Judge: ...Hmm, interesting. Pit, your turn.

Pit: Okay! Here goes...

flashback*

Meta Knight: So there shall be NO self-defense class until this order is solved in court!

Pit: Hey, you guys can join MY class!

Me: *squeals* YES YES YES! When is it?

Pit: On Saturdays. Saturday is my only day off from fighting Medusa.

flashback end*

Me: Oh, I remember that!

Pit: Meta Knight did not protest! That must mean that he was okay with it!

Meta Knight: ...I remember that too...):

Judge: So, Meta Knight, I have decided the case!

Meta Knight: WELL?

Judge: The students may stay with Pit! *pounds gable* COURT ADJOURNED!

Meta Knight: D:

Me: YESSSSSSS! ;D

Clue: Ummmm...cool!

Silver: BEST...BIRTHDAY...PRESENT...EVER!

(1/20/13)

Me: HAPPY NEW YEEEEEEAR

Blossom: Kinda late, Hawky. XD

Meta Knight: ...

Me: I think we're not ever gonna have any self-defense lessons...):

Pit: Here's how you defend yourself. You hide. Happy? :D

Everyone: ...

LM21: ...Soooooooo...

Me: I got new glasses!

Everyone: WOOHOO!

Me: I got a new haircut!

Everyone: WOOHOO!

Me: I'm sick!

Everyone: WOOHOO!

Me: ...

Pit: ...Um, we mean, NOOO!

Pittoo: No we don't.

Me: I'm getting kind of sick of your nickname, Imma call you Dark Pit from now on. :)

Dark Pit: YESS!

Pit: Lady Palutena!

Me: EVERYONE SHUT UP PIT IS ON THE PHONE!

Everyone: ...

Pit: Lady Palutena, I'm alright. I'm just...kind of stranded...*facepalm* Lady Palutena, it is Super Smash Bros., not Super Bash Sisters. ...It is NOT Super Crash Cousins. It isn't Super Dash Relatives...WHAT THE HECK? WHERE DID SUPER MASH SPOUSES COME FROM?

Me, Silver, and LM21: *bursts out laughing*

Blossom: ...I don't get it...

Detective: Me either...

Clue: It's just weird, don't worry...

Pit: ...Fine, Super Mash Spouses, whatever you want to think...huh? Huh?! HUH?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME--gaaaaaah! So how long am I gonna be here?

Me: ?

Pit: ...Alright, Lady Palutena, I understand. Now, I've gotta tell them...thanks for always watching over me.

Dark Pit: What was THAT about?

Pit: She can't activate my flight power. Something...something's blocking her.

???: *poofs in*

Me: *gasp* NO WAY!

Silver: Oh my GOD, this is gonna be GOOD *evi laugh*

LM21: ...

Everyone else: ...Who is that?

???: Pyrrhon senses danger...and now, Pyrrhon sees it.

(will add more later)

(spoiler alert from 7 years later: later never came lmao SORRY IF U GOT INVESTED)

Hawkholly