CHAPTER 2

AN: In this chapter the captains are going to perform their dares.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Bleach

Squad 1- The Macarena

'Renji' whispered Rukia 'Why did the soutaichou call all of us here.'

'I have no clue.' Replied Renji 'Must be something important considering he called everyone.'

Yamamoto sighed 'It was now or never.'

'All squad members.' He announced in his booming voice 'I have called all of you here to show you something. Hit it Chojiro.'

The 1st squad lieutenant pressed the play button as Shinji had shown him how to.

The Macarena music started playing loudly.

Yamamoto started dancing the Macarena, he would never admit it but this was quite fun.'

All the squad members looked at the soutaichou with looks of horror, some even fainted due to the mentally scarring image.

Yamamoto thought they were awed by his dancing skills and happily continued.

'Hmmm.' He thought 'He should make this a regular.'

Isane smirked, a look people were not used seeing on her, The SWA was definitely going to make money with this video.

Squad 6- Sakura Tutu

Byakuya groaned, he had just found one way out of his dare, he did not have a tutu. But that stupid Squad 5 captain Shinji Hirako just had to have one in Byakuya's size.

Right now he was dressed in a fluorescent pink tutu and was carrying a small bag of Sakura blooms.

He sighed he should just picked truth nothing could wound the Kuchiki pride more than this, absolutely nothing.

Renji entered without knocking as usual

'Ohay-' he started

Byakuya gulped he had so badly wished Renji would take leave today, but nooooooooooo.

Byakuya leaped up and jumped about joyously , well as fake joyous as a Kuchiki can get throwing about Sakura petals.

Renji almost fainted….but managed to calm himself down. 'Maybe his taichou was infected by some unknown disease.' He thought 'Taichou what's wrong? He asked 'Do you need to go to the 4th squad?'

Byakuya cringed, this was the final part but definitely the worst part.

He leaped up to Renji more gracefully than a professional ballerina, hey he is a Kuchiki and cried 'SENBONZAKURA KAGEYOSHI.' While throwing a bunch of petals into his lieutenant's face and then stood back. He knew Renji's reaction wasn't gonna be good but he so didn't expect this.

Renji had promptly puked and fainted…..into his puke.

In the shadows Soi Fon and Nemu smirked, Soi Fon holding her camera and Nemu a video camera, the Shinigami Women's Association was gonna get a lot of money for these photos and even more for the video. Cha-ching.

Squad 12- Without the Mask

All the Squad 12 members were in for a shock when their captain arrived without a mask.

Mayuri felt their stares. All his subordinates were silently laughing at him, he was sure. He felt so naked without his mask. He couldn't last a whole day like this. It was Impossible. He quickly walked up to Nemu and said 'I'm taking a sick day, do not disturb me.' He walked couldn't take this. Even his lieutenant was laughing at his appearance he was 100% sure.

Nemu smirked, she was not aware her captain had inferiority complex about his appearance. Thankfully because he was so out of it, he hadn't noticed Nemu take a few of his pictures..without the mask. The Shinigami Women's Association was gonna be rolling in money soon.

Squad 10- A Date!?

Hitsugaya wished he was anywhere else in the world but where he was right now. Honestly he'd prefer fighting Aizen to this.

Currently Toshiro was standing in front of Karin Kurosaki fumbling his hands.

'Whaddya wanna ask me Toshiro.' Asked Karin impatiently.

'Um Karin…..willyougooutwithmetothemovie sonSaturday.' he asked blushing furiously. Ack! He hadn't thought this was the way he would ask Karin out

Karin blushed 'Saturday, yeah I think I can make it'

'So it's a date.' Toshiro said smirking while still blushing

'Yeah' said Karin before pecking his cheek and running off.

Hitsugaya smiled, he had a date with Karin.

The nearby bushes rustled as Rangiku inwardly squealed. Aaah it was so cute, not to mention she got the video and a few additional pictures of Toshiro smiling. Yippee!'

Squad-11 – NO FIGHTING!

For once in their history when Zaraki was Captain the squad barracks were quiet, no one was fighting. Once the squad members had heard the bad news, they had all mourned and decided to be with their captain and not fight for a week. So half of them had stayed in their rooms moping while the other half went to drink with Iba. Meanwhile Yachiru had gone to annoy Byakuya….so what about Kenpachi.

Poor Kenpachi was sitting all alone in his room witherin without fighting and sitting in a corner.

Unohana smiled has she clicked the pictures, this was vengeance for her squad, plus the SWA could make money with these photos.

At the Squad 5 barracks

Hirako Shinji was currently rolling in money, who knew you could get soo much money from the SWA for just suggesting a game of Truth or Dare at a captains meeting.

Fin.

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