If the word duo didn't make it obvious, This is a joint account belonging to IceCrystal and SilverFox

Update !!: Hey, it's IceCrystal. We're not exactly on hiatus but update speeds may be slower than Internet Explorer because we have exams, projects and bunch of stuff on our plates but we will update every now and then

We both love books (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Divergent...) anime/manga (Bleach, Fairy Tail, Lovely Complex...) TV shows (Castle, Doctor Who...) and some other random stuff.

We beta read, so if you have a story to be beta read, leave a PM :)
We both are also interested in making friends and talking, so if you ever just want to discuss fandoms with a stranger, feel free to leave a PM

4/5 times, the one answering PMs will be me (IceCrystal) mainly because I'm more jobless. :)

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(='.'=) This is Chappy. Help Chappy achieve World Domination by copying this into your profile

Lost my mind? I don't remember having something as troublesome as that to start out with

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is “never try”.

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, it’s just that yours is stupid.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!

Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut u

This poem is really sad so be prepared...

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If someone mentions "how cute Ichigo and Orihime are" you wanna punch them in the face and shout "THAT'S NASTY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! UGH! ICHIRUKI FOR LIFE!!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a part of the anti-ichihime club, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a die-hard IchiRuki lover for life copy and paste this into your profile- Ichiruki lovers unite!!

If you agree that IshiHime, UlquiHime, IchiRuki, GinRan, KisuYoru, ByaHisa and HitsuKarin are the best pairings in bleach...PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you think IchiRuki is the best pairing in the whole anime universe...copy and paste this now!

You say Edward, I say Ichigo.
You say Bella, I say Rukia.
You say Jacob, I say Renji.
You say Rosalie, I say Orihime.
You say Alice, I say Soifon.
You say Emmett, I say Chad.
You say Jasper, I say Ulquiorra.
You say Volturi, I say Espada.
FOR BLEACH FANS!
Post this to your profile if you love Bleach!

JOIN THE ICHIRUKI PARADE

SPREAD LOVE THE ICHIRUKI WAY.

If you believe that Ichigo and Rukia are meant for each other, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that Black Sun is meant for White Moon, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that Rukia belongs to Ichigo and Ichigo belongs to Rukia, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that they are perfect for each other, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that they love each other, paste this is your profile.

If you do not believe in IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

ICHIRUKI IS LOVE. BITTER OR SWEET, IT SCREAMS: LOVE!

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this in your profile to make it longer.

IF YOU LOVE BYAKUHISA COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE RIGHT NOW!

Pearls for Wisdom

--ALWAYS FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES IT ANNOYS THEM MORE--

--WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE APPLE JUICE AND SIT BACK AND WATCH AS THE WORLD WONDERS HOW YOU DID IT--

Hope you enjoy our works