A/N: Soooo, it's been a while...A long story. Short version, my parents decided to take me internet away, but I got it back. Extremely shortened version. Nearly disastrous though. You all are lucky to even see me back.
This is the last chapter. Can you believe it? A lot happens though. I really wanted to wrap this up so I could move on to my next venture.
Yes, I shamelessly put me in this chapter, and my friend from here, waitingFORthePERFECTsong9092 . This story had so much of me incorporated in the characters background stories, I couldn't resist actually plopping me in it! ;)
I do not, and will not unless I strike it rich in the lottery, (guess I'll need to start playing it to strike it rich, huh?) own BTR.
"C'mon, babe, you have to try it! You live in Oneonta, you HAVE to try it. It is literally what this town is known for."
"Kendall, it sounds disgusting. It's supposed to be gooey, warm, and delicious. Not cold, congealed, and EW!" Carlos responded adamantally, spitting the last word out.
"Cold cheese pizza is the product of someone's amazing imagination. We must celebrate it." Kendall pleaded, giving his boyfriend the best puppy dog eyes he could muster.
"No, it's the product of someone being too lazy to warm up their midnight snack. Then he was like, 'Hey! I bet I can sell this to stupid college kids, and make it seem like something amazing!'. The inventor of the fucking 'Clapper' had more imagination in his pinkey than cold pizza dude."
"Don't insult Tino. He made this town great. Besides, it's my turn to pick where we go out on a date. I pick Tino's, and I insist you get cold pizza. For me, 'cause you love me!" Kendall was practically on his knees at this point. Carlos rolled his eyes.
"Fine." He huffed out. Kendall smiled widely, leaning in to kiss his boyfriend lovingly.
"I don't care what James says about himself, you're the best!" Carlos giggled against Kendall's lips at that comment.
"So, are you going to subject me to this cold pizza shit, or what? I'm hungry. And I better get something good out of this." The Latino whined.
Kendall's face lit up, his eyes twinkeled with mischief.
"I'll blow you later!" The blonde suggested.
"Damnnn. Ok, let's go!" Carlos said, dragging his boyfriend out of his apartment, and down onto Main Street.
"Eager are we?" Kendall asked, with a giggle.
"Hey, there is a promise of a blowjob in my near future, I want to get this show on the road." Kendall let out a laugh as he was being dragged down the street.
"Los, wait, my phone is going off!" Kendall reached for his cell phone, seeing it was James.
"Hey buddy!" He answered.
"I'M CRASHING YOUR DATE! COLD PIZZAAAAAAAAAAA!" Kendall jerked the device away from his ear James yelled so loudly.
"James, no...James? You there?" The line was dead.
"That mother fucker. He is such an idiot!" Kendall rolled his eyes, knowing Carlos must have heard what his friend had said, so he didn't bother to explain.
"He misses you. We have been so wrapped up in eachother, I think he is feeling a bit neglected." Carlos sympathized, linking arms with Kendall as they walked to the pizza place.
"Well if he would stop screwing people and start actually looking for a real relationship, he might know what it's like for you and me." Kendall argued, slightly pissed that his best friend was crashing their date.
"Who knows, maybe he will fall in love with the next person he flirts with!" Carlos smiled, practically skipping. Blowjobs excited him like nothing else. It was actually kind of cute.
"Yeah, I would like to see that day come."
"Hey guys!" They heard James yell from behind them. The tall brunette, threw his arm over his friends shoulders.
"You were just talking about me, weren't you?" He asked, a huge grin on his face.
"Oh, you know, just listing off all your endearing qualities like usual. Because, obviously, we have NOTHING better to talk about." Kendall stated, sarcasm oozing from every word.
"I'm glad you finally came to that conclusion. It was a long time coming." James nodded, holding the door to the pizza place open.
"Fucker." Kendall mumbled, lacing his hand with Carlos' as they entered the restaurant. His mouth immediately began to water with all the alluring scents wafting around him, smelling of dough, cheese, and italian herbs.
"I will never get tired of that smell!" Kendall breathed out, a content smile spread across his face.
"Capresso's smells better!" Carlos quipped, squeezing his boyfriend's hand. Kendall's heart melted, and he leaned down to plant a sweet kiss on his lips.
"Thank you, sweetheart!" Carlos beamed with happiness.
"Hi, I'm Stephanie, I will be your server, what can I get you boys?" James looked up at their waitress, a twinkle appearing in his eyes, and Kendall groaned, knowing what was coming.
"You can grab a piece of paper and write down your number, 'cause no maybe about it, I'll be calling you!" James asked smartly, flashing her his signature smile that he was sure made even lesbians swoon.
"Hmmmm, I'll have to check, but last I knew, my number is not on the menu, so try again, dear." She mirrored his smile, her's being totally sarcastic, and Kendall ducked behind the menu to hide his giggles. Carlos spoke up, rather loudly,
"They are forcing me to try the cold pizza!"
Their waitress laughed, visibly amused at Carlos' cuteness. Kendall scoffed beside him.
"Right! Forcing you, eh? You're the horse being lead by a carrot right now, dude!"
"Your eyes are amazing!" James interjected, resting his chin in his palm, staring up at Stephanie, his smile never once faltering.
"Is it any good?" Carlos asked, his eyebrows drawn together, looking as though he didn't quite know what to think. Stephanie nodded, assuming he was talking about the pizza.
"I love it, why do you think I work here?" She responded with a cheeky grin.
"Would you say they are brown or hazel?" James butts in, still not wavered by her blatant rejection.
"Give it up, dude! Seriously, do you expect me to think you are God or something?" The girl rolled her eyes, turning back to Carlos, only to choke back a laugh to see Kendall in practical hysterics behind the menu.
"What kind of cold pizza do you want? Regular cheese, pepperoni, mushroom, we got EVERYTHING!" She asked the Latino.
"I guess just two slices of regular cheese...I'm not brave enough for anything else!" Carlos nervously chewed on his bottom lip.
"Coming right up, what about you, Blondie?" Kendall poked his head above the menu, flashing her a "Thank you so much for making my fucking year!" smile before he responded,
"Three slices of cold meat lovers, please!"
"You got it, and what about you, Mr. God's-gift-to-women? Have you stopped staring at my boobs long enough to know what you want?"
"Yeah, I want to know, is your hair naturally curly like that?"
"GIVE ME A BREAK! Blondie, order for your friend please!" She moaned exasperatedly, turning back to Kendall.
"Just get him the same as me." He answered, mouthing "sorry!" to her. She just smiled and rolled her eyes.
"I'll be back in just a minute with your order!" She snapped the notebook shut, and retreated to the back.
"I'm in love! I really am!" James dreamily sighed, watching the waitress walk away.
"Yeah, so you were with Natasha, Leah, Jacob, Haylee, and Matt. The list goes on." Kendall rolled his eyes at his best friend.
"No, they were just...quick fucks. She...We had a connection, couldn't you see it?"
Carlos didn't even try to conceal his giggle fit.
"All I saw was her shooting you down, dude! Don't know what connection you're referring to!"
*Line Break*
"Oh my gosh, the dickwad at table twelve? Yeah, seriously needs to get a grip on himself!" Stephanie grumbled, her co-worker, Christa, craning her neck out to see who she was referring to.
"Which one? The insanely hot Latino one, the adorable blondie, or the brunette sex god?" Christa asked with a smirk. Stephanie rolled her eyes, for what seemed like the 80th time in the past ten minutes, pulling her long brunette curls into a tighter pony tail.
"The one you are referring to as a sex god. Dickwad. Not sex god."
"Damn, girl, even if he is a dickwad, if he was offering, I would take him up in a heartbeat. They do say that silence is golden, but duct tape is indeed silver." Christa smiled widely, her green eyes dancing with amusement, still admiring the three boys from the counter.
"You can have him!" Stephanie began walking back to the kitchen, but Christa grabbed her arm.
"Oh. My. God. Is he? What the fu-"
She was cut off by a singing brunette.
"I'D CATCH A GRENADE FOR YA!" James sung out loudly, his eyes staring directly at Stephanie, his fist clutched to his chest as he threw his heart into singing the Bruno Mars tune.
"Oh my god, he's singing to me." Stephanie said dryly, not quite knowing whether to smile, cry, blush, or run away screaming.
"Shit, he's good!" Christa commented.
"THROW MY HAND ON A BLADE FOR YA! JUMP IN FRONTTTT OF A TRAIN FOR YA! YOU KNOW I'D DO ANYTHINGGGG FOR YA! I WOULD GO THROUGH ALL THIS PAIN, TAKE A BULLET STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BRAIN! YES I WOULD DIE FOR YOU BABY!"
"BUT I WON'T DO THE SAME!" Stephanie finished, before turning on her heels and going to the kitchen. James stood there, not knowing what to do with blatantly obvious rejection. He stared off into space for a moment before returning to his friends. His bottom lip stuck out and his eyes screamed defeat. James Diamond never gets defeated. Kendall was fairly certain that their waitress had magical powers. She was his new best friend.
"Did you see that? How could she have have turned *jazz hands* this down?" James complained, pouting like a bassett hound.
"Apparantly she doesn't love you." Carlos rubbed salt in the wound, loving how dejected James was getting.
"BITCHES LOVE JAMES DIAMOND!" James screamed louder than he should. Stephanie yelled from the kitchen,
"I HEARD THAT!"
*Line Break*
As the meal wears on, James' pout get's deeper and deeper, the rejection from Stephanie weighing heavily on him.
Carlos however still stares at his pizza, having yet to take a bite.
"If this kills me, I will avenge my death!" Carlos says pointedly at Kendall.
"Baby, I have been eating this stuff for a long time! I'm not dead!"
"Yeah, but that could back up my zombie theory!" Carlos countered, picking up one of the slices to inspect it.
"Guys, we have a major problem here, and you both don't seem to be worried about it!" James screeched through a mouthful of pizza.
"I'm too busy giving her mental kudos for making the James Diamond pout like a two year old. I'm basking, buddy, just basking." Kendall smiled widely, thoroughly enjoying the moment.
"C'mon, Ken, you have to help me out here! How do I win her over?" James pleaded.
"Maybe you should just try acting normal. Like not all James Diamond-ish." Carlos suggested as he brought the pizza slice he still held to his nose, taking a tiny sniff.
"What do you mean?" James asked, looking slightly taken back that he may be at fault.
"What he is trying to say is, don't be all macho, 'I'm gorgeous, look at me!', sex beast that you are. Try taking your time with her, just don't say much, smile at her, talk to her about her interests. Don't be overbearing." Kendall said to clarify Carlos' statement.
"I've never needed to do that!" James whined.
"Maybe because she isn't dumb. No offence, but the people that hop right in the sack with you are not usually the sharpest pencil in the box, if you know what I mean. Try being real with her. She would respect that." Kendall nodded triumphantly, knowing his advice was good.
"...I'll try that." Just as he said that, Stephanie walked over to their table.
"How is everything?" She asked, noticing that Carlos had yet to take a bite.
"Yeah, my boyfriend is scoping it out at the moment. We are hoping that he tastes it sometime this century." Kendall patted Carlos' arm lovingly. She smiled down at the Latino as he brought the pizza to his lips. He tentatively nibbled off the end of it, taking the crumb into his mouth, tasting it. A smile started to form on his lips, as he once again took a bite, this one being bigger. Soon he was happily munching.
"This is AWESOME! Why did I ever doubt you, baby?" Carlos asked, leaning over to kiss his boyfriend in thanks and also a bit of an apology for not believing him.
"Not to interrupt this pukishly adorable moment, but Stephanie, I want to apologize... What I did back there was pretty idiotic. I'm sorry if I embarrassed you by singing, and I'm sorry for inadvertently calling you a bitch, I didn't mean it...Forgive me?" James requested, grabbing her free hand, giving it a light squeeze so she would know that this wasn't a ploy. Her hazel eyes softened, and she smiled sweetly down at the brunette.
"Hey, don't worry about it. No harm done. You aren't a bad singer, by the way." She relented, patting him on the shoulder.
"I'm glad you think so! And as a thank you for that lovely compliment, how about I treat you to dinner tomorrow night? How do you feel about that little Mexican restaurant, 'Fiesta'?" James asked.
"I love it! They have the best passion fruit frozen margheritas! I'll take you up on that offer, Mr.?"
"James Diamond." They shook hands, and just stared at eachother.
"Uh oh, I think something is happening here, Ken!" Carlos whispered to his boyfriend. Kendall just nodded and smiled, picking up the bill that Steph had placed on the table, going up to pay it.
"Now, Mr. Garcia, I do believe I promised you something, but I can't remember what it is for the life of me...Do you remember?" Kendall asked, his eyes glinting with mischief.
"Mmmm, I have a pretty good idea of what it is...Let's go think about it some more at your apartment!" Carlos suggested nuzzling his boyfriend's neck.
"Bye James!" Kendall said quickly, grabbing Carlos' hand and pulling him out the door.
"Bye Stephanie!" Carlos called out right before he was out of the restaurant. She waved then looked back at James. They smiled, knowing what was going on.
"Blowjob!" They said at the same time, then started laughing hysterically.
*Line Break*
"Ngh, goddddddd. Baby, so good!" Kendall breathed out, as he slowly entered Carlos. The smaller male writhed underneath him in pain but also enough pleasure to make it bearable. Kendall dropped his head down to the crook of Carlos' neck, where he placed wet, open-mouth kisses on as much skin as he could find. Fully seated in Carlos, Kendall waited patiently for him to give hi the go-ahead to move.
"Ken, you gotta do something! It hurts!" Carlos whined, a tear slipping out of his eye. Kendall nodded before pulling out almost completely then slammed back down.
"Fuckkkk!" Carlos growled, his prostate getting hit dead on. Kendall smiled, moving his lips up to attack Carlos' mouth, hungrily devouring him. He kept up the steady rythmn, slamming into Carlos' sweet spot every thrust. Strings of swear words spewed out of Carlos' mouth which only tuned Kendall on more. He just sounded so damn sexy when he swore!
"Kendall, I'm gunna cum! Please, baby, you gotta touch me!" Carlos begged, his hands clutching onto Kendall's shoulders. The blonde smiled, and reached down, grabbing Carlos' hard length, pumping it roughly until he came, screaming Kendall's name, painting his stomach and Kendall's chest white with cum. Feeling Carlos spasm around him, Kendall couldn't hold out any longer, cumming long and hard inside Carlos. He collapsed on top of his already panting boyfriend.
"God, Kendall, no offense, but you're heavy!" Carlos whined, pushing his shoulders, trying to get him to roll over. Kendall groaned, pulling out of Carlos, and rolled onto his back.
"I know I promised a blow job, but I hope that was ok?" Kendall asked, smiling at his boyfriend.
"That was more than ok! You can do that anytime you want!" Carlos said, grinning like the cheshire cat.
"I might just take you up on that!" Kendall giggled, rolling onto his side to playfully run his index finger tip all over Carlos' chest.
"I might just be in love with you, Kendall Knight!" The raven haired boy said in all seriousness.
"Good, because I am definitely in love with you!" Kendall responded, pulling him into a sweet kiss.
A/N: Ok, I know that this last chapter is a bit lame, but I have moved on to another story, so I just really wanted to wrap this story up! I know a ton of you expected Jett to make and appearance, and I know all you Logan lovers are going to be mad that he wasn't in this more, but this was supposed to be short and sweet. I thank you all for reading and reviewing, and please, go check out my new fic, "I Don't Want Your Pity" and let me know what you thing! I HUGE shoutout to waitingFORthePERFECTsong9092 , otherwise known as my awesome friend Stephanie, for helping me out with this fic, and now that I really think about it, it was this fic that brought us together as friends! So that's awesome! Thank you all, and I hope you enjoyed!