[Curtain opens. Harry and Ron are sitting in a cinema, munching popcorn. Ron is chattering excitedly. The film hasn't started yet.]

Ron: Seriously man, this is going to be wicked. Proper wicked. I am so stoked.

Harry: Yes, I am really looking forward to it too. I love movies for MEN. I just expected everyone to be a bit more, well,
naked.

Ron: Naked… why?

Harry: This is a movie for MEN, right? REAL MEN?

Ron: Er, yeah. You can't expect women to understand the complexities of charm-exchange.

Harry: Oh.

Ron: Yes?

Harry: It's just that…

Ron: Whaaaat?

Harry: I expectoed-pornogrum.

[Curtain]