My obsession with the gorgeous Severus Snape is (almost) over. Matt Smith has begun.

TIME LORDS FOR THE WIN!!!!

WARNING!!

If you value your sanity do NOT go onto Youtube and watch 'A Very Potter Musical'. I have now watched it four times all the way through and I can't get the first song out of my head. I sing it ALL THE TIME. It's very, very annoying.

Harry Potter Survey!! (That I completely stole from somebody else's profile 'cos I fancied it. My own answers though :))

Which is your favourite Harry Potter book? Haha, don't know. (Great start, eh Jiang?)

Which is your favourite Harry Potter movie? Definitely number six. I can't get enough of it. Reasons of which are amazingly obvious above.

Which are your favourite Harry Potter characters? SNAPE!! Dean Thomas, Theodore Nott, Gilderoy Lockhart, Luna Lovegood, Ludo Bagman... too many to count...

Which house would you prefer to be in? I quite like the sound of Hufflepuff. ("Hufflepuffs are great FINDERS!" Cedric Diggory. "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?" Dumbledore from A Very Potter Musical.)

But what house do you think you would be in? My friend (who is as much as a HP addict as I am, perhaps even more so) has assured me that I would be in Ravenclaw. Gulp. They scare me.

Which ghost in Hogwarts is your favourite? Nearly Headless Nick obvs. He's funny, but not as irritating as Peeves.

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Transfiguration, as it sounds completely AWESOME.

Who is your favourite teacher in Hogwarts? Flitwick (straight face) Nah, Snape forever.

Who do you want to make friends with? Theodore Nott and see what he's REALLY like, as in the fics he's neglected and nobody knows his true personality. I would also like to make friends with Ron as he's a very funny guy and people don't give him enough credit.

Who would be your best buddy? I would really like to be good friends with Luna, as she's amazing in every way.

Which character in the book can you relate to? Um... no one?

What pet would you get? A fruit bat. Definitely a fruit bat. Or a monitor lizard, though that could be kinda hard... (don't ask).

If you discovered the Mirror of Erised what would you see? I have no idea. What I most desire changes from day to day so I'd probs only see a big swirling mass of absolute crap.

If Sirius Black turned up at your doorstep what would you say? Are you the real Sirius Black? Siriusly? OH MY GOD!! I never siriusly thought you actually existed...etc.

What would his reaction be to that? Um... curse me into oblivion probably. But the comic genius was there, haha.

If you found out you could speak Parstletongue, who would you tell? Voldemort, and we could speak to each other in a private language that nobody else could understand and they'd be really pissed off... one of my missions in life.

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Well, as student/teacher relationships are probably a no-go area (shame really) I would have to say George Weasley. Just because it would be a total laugh, and he doesn't get as much attention as Fred, which makes him brilliant in my book.

Post a character who has the same colour hair as you do. Haha, my hair colour changes regularly. Three months ago it would have been Hermione. Six months ago it would have been Tonks (from the movies not from the books). A year ago, it was almost Ginny Weasley standard. But now, it's a dark blond though I plan to have it lightened... probably nearest to Luna's (from the books not from the movie although her hair is fab).

Post a character who has the same eye colour as you do. Lunnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... I'm not stalking her. Honest. She's much prettier than me, lol.

What colour comes to mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? A lovely silver colour, the colour of frosty mist.

What colour comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Canary yellow. I have no idea why... it really should be Bubblegum Pink. I always have to be the difficult one.

What colour comes into mind when Ron is mentioned? Pink. Ironic huh? Must be his feminine side.

What colour comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Sky blue, the colour of the sky. No shit.

What colour comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? A complete and utter cliche of the worst order but Red. I know. Shoot me.

What colour comes to mind when Draco Malfoy is mentioned? Magenta. I'm mad. Clearly.

Is this quiz too long and boring for you? Well, it's a long and boring night. So no, not yet.

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? When I really, really, really, really, really, really needed it. And it must say something about me that I bothered to type all those commas.

Do you prefer the books or the movies? Books, no question. I bet that surprised some of you, huh?

Who's your favourite out of the Marauders? I don't really like any of them... looks at the floor ashamed.

What would be your animagus form? Well, I asked my HP obsessed friend this question, and she thought for a while "summing up my character" and she ended up saying a puma. Great, I'll fit in down town no problem.

What would your patronus take shape in? I have no clue. Some say a wolf and some other say a dolphin. Great. I'm not wild about either of them to be honest.

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus.

Sirius or Snape? Sirius. Ha. Not.

Hermione or Cho? Hermione.

James Potter or Snape? Snaaaaaaaaaaaape. Yawn.

Hagrid or Snape? As above. STFU.

The Marauders or the Golden Trio? Neither, sorry. Accept my deppest apologies. I have no objection to any of the characters that make them up in general, but there are much more interesting personalities out there.

Abitlity to become invisible or an animagus? Are you kidding? Animagus all the way... you can go and BUY an invisibility cloak.

Harry or Ron? Ron, obvs. Harry irritates the heck outta me.

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks, blatently. Fleur's a cow of ze first ordeur.

Hermione or Ginny? HERMIONE!! And I've never been that enthusiastic about anything...

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Neither. they both drive up the wall and over the edge. Hopefully off a cliff.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? This is getting really boring. Who really cares? Luna though.

Dumbledore or Peeves? I'm getting really peeved off with this quiz. Geddit? Oh, never mind.

Bertie Bott's every flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Every flavour Beans. I love surprises no matter how gross they are. And I can't eat chocolate frogs if they really do move. I'd keep them as pets, though I better keep them well away from the radiator.

The first task or the third task of the Triwizard Tornament? Both. They sound amazing.

Did you like this quiz? Well, it started off well, then it just lapsed into a repetitive cycle that made me want to sleep... I had to have frequent 'entertainment' intervals that consisted of watching paint dry.

This might be random, but I HAVE to include this conversation between me and Little Fire Thief on here. It's HILARIOUS.

Ok, I’m addicted to Coca-Cola, so I dragged my friend Little Fire Thief (check out her work, it’s awesome) up to the shop so I could get a bottle. To my delight, the shop was selling cheap-o coke at 35p for a two litre bottle. Unfortunately, LFT hates coke and all it stands for. She especially disapproves of my addiction. Here is a condensed version of the following conversation between me and LFT.

JQ: I’m so happy!

LFT: It’s got loads of aspartame in it, and THAT will give you cancer.

JQ (Ignoring her entirely) SEE money CAN buy happiness! And in this case it cost 35p and it’s in a two litre bottle.

LFT: Money CAN’T buy happiness. What costs 35p and comes in a two litre bottle is hyperactivity.

JQ: No it’s not! It’s sugar that makes you hyper and this coke is sugar free!

LFT: No, sugar doesn’t make me hyper. Lettuce makes me hyper.

JQ: What? (Back to the joys of coke) Hahahahaha you could make an advert out of it! Listen!

Starts to sing

Happiness costs 35p

So come and get your coke for free

Except it costs 35p

A small price to make you happy!

Ends song.

JQ: Ta-da! What do you think?

LFT: I’ll tell you what. If you ever make an advert out of it-

JQ: Yeah?

LFT: I’ll buy you a coke.

And I was burned. Again.

And yet another example of when I have recently been gutted like a fish, as a result of my own stupidity...

JQ: What are you doing on Sundaaaay?

LFT: I don’t know yet.

JQ: Do you want to come out? innocently

LFT: Out of the closet? sarcastically

JQ: No! Not out of the closet… you know what I mean…

LFT: What?

JQ: I mean… do you want to be with me?

LFT: EXPLOSIVE LAUGHTER

JQ: I feel burned.

A new day...

JQ: Does something to earn a rude hand gesture off her lovely bestest friend LFT

LFT: mildly rude hand gesture

JQ: Don't do that! It's degrading and it makes me sad.

LFT: Your EXISTENCE is degrading and it makes you sad.

JQ: Mouth agape in utter horror

And another...

JQ: Did you know you can get glass made out of plastic but they call it plastic?

LFT: That's because it's plastic.

JQ: So why does glass even exist any more? When we don't need it?

LFT: Glass is classier.

JQ: No it isn't! I'd rather a clear plastic table, than a clear glass table!

LFT: And you see, that's why you won't get anywhere in life.

MESSAGE FROM LFT: "The only times anything goes up here is when JQ has been utterly RUINED by moi. I'm nice really, and she DEFINITELY knows I don't mean it. I'm not actually a total bitch... most of the time."