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Chef gathered Heather, Alejandro, Gwen, Cody, Sierra, DJ, Sadie and Duncan. They all were sitting on couches in the common room at the playa as Chef gathered around them while he glared. Sierra, Gwen and Cody managed to tip Gwen's boat so the three of them were soaked.

"Can you please tell me what you guys were doing out there?" Chef asked them all. "Ya know STEALING MY BOATS AND BEING POTENTIAL LAWSUITS BY NIGHT BOATING IN THE LAKE! IF YA'LL DROWNED THEN I WOULD HAVE TO TELL CHRIS AND THEN GUESS WHO WOULD GET FIRED?! ME!"

"Chillax." Duncan rolled his eyes. "Sadie and I were fine. We wanted a romantic evening and then these clowns all decided to stalk us! Can I go back to my room now?"

"You're all in trouble!" Chef yelled at them. "Just because you want to get laid, does not excuse you to play around on the lake!"

"Cody and I are in love." Gwen smirked at Chef. "We wanted some privacy!"

"Shut up!" Chef glared at them all. "This is so stupid! I had to get up for this?!"

"I'M SO SORRY!" DJ sobbed and Chef just glared.

"Okay, here is how it's going to work." Chef sighed. "Everyone is going to go back to their rooms and not tell Chris this happened. If Chris finds out you're all in trouble."

"That's it?" Sierra asked. "You're just going to let Gwen get away with this?!"

"Sierra , shut up." Heather rolled her eyes. "I'm going back to my room! This is stupid."

"You're telling me." Duncan sighed. "C'mon Sadie, let's go watch movies."

"Okay." Sadie smiled and took Duncan's hand.

"Wait, you guys are dating now?" Heather crossed her arms. "Why didn't you tell me?"

"Or me?!" Sierra glared. "The fans have a right to know!"

"Don't I have a right to know?" Gwen walked up to Duncan and shoved him. "Real mature!"

"None of you have a right to know." Sadie finally told them. "I tried being nice but you're all jerks and creeps! Yes, I'm dating Duncan and no it's not anyone's business except mine and Duncan's!"

"Did you just say an actual intelligent sentence?" Sierra asked her. "I think that's the first time I've ever heard you say anything that didn't involve the words 'like' or 'totally'."

"C'mon Duncan." Sadie grabbed his hand and the two stormed off. A few minutes later everyone heard a door slam shut.

"Can anyone else believe this happening?" Heather asked. "I mean, why would he want to date Sadie?"

"Uh...Chef?" Alejandro asked. "Who told you that we were on the lake?"

"Katie." Chef smirked. "Dumb bitch woke me up! I'm going back to bed."

After Chef left DJ quickly ran to his room and Cody made some excuse as to why he couldn't spend the night in Sierra's room with her. Heather and Alejandro took off when they realized there was no drama and Gwen decided to go and pound on Katie's door.

"Can you believe them?!" Sadie slammed the door. "I'm glad that I never really hung out with them. They're all dumb."

"We don't need them." Duncan kissed her. "I'm happy with you and that's all that matters."

"I can't believe they would do that." Sadie rolled her eyes. "They never talk to me. In a way I'm glad they don't. I think Gwen is like totally nuts!"

"I'm going to go and grab some DVD's." Duncan smiled at her. "I'll be right back."

Gwen pounded on Katie's door until she eventually opened it. Gwen stormed in and glared at Katie, who yawned and seemed to be annoyed that she was woken up.

"What?" Katie yawned.

"You told Chef on us?" Gwen stormed into Katie's room and shut the door behind her.

"Oh yeah...Like totally." Katie smirked. "That should have like totally gotten Sadie and Duncan in trouble."

"Chef didn't care." Gwen told her. "He told us all to go back to sleep and so Sadie and Duncan just went off together...again!"

"Oh..." Katie let out a giggle. "Sorry about that!"

"Did you know they're dating?" Gwen rolled her eyes. "I can't stand it! Since when has Sadie been an opinionated bitch?!"

"I totally don't know!" Katie agreed as she sat down on her bed. "Usually she just like totally does whatever I ask her to do! That's how it's totally been since like the 3rd grade! I want my best friend back and this is totally not fair!"

"I think you should talk to her." Gwen crossed her arms. "Maybe you can talk some sense into her! I tried to make Duncan jealous and it didn't work."

"That's because Cody isn't really hot." Katie rolled her eyes. "Duh! if you want Duncan back you'll need to flirt with someone who Sadie would be slightly attracted too! like Alejandro!"

"No way." Gwen rolled her eyes. "He's such a player and I'm pretty sure he's still dating Heather."

"So?" Katie smirked. "Just go and ask Heather if you can borrow her boyfriend! She's all for making people miserable! She would totally like help us!"

"So, while I do this, you'll try to talk some sense into Sadie?" Gwen asked her.

"Definitely." Katie agreed

"Fine." Gwen sighed. "I'll do it. Can I go to bed now?"

"Oh totally!" Katie laughed. "Do you like want to have a sleepover?"

"No." Gwen told her as she walked out the door.

There we go! I love how Chef didn't even care! Poor Sadie has finally had enough of everyone and if Gwen can get Heather and Alejandro's help, will her plan actually work?