I liked writing "the Many Who Were One" following a challenge, so I said to myself

"Myself, we need a NEW Challenge" I said

"You are right, Tremor" I answered

"But what? another Naruto?" I then asked

"No, after all those menaces and insults from Naruhina haters, I think we need something new" I answered

"But what..." I then mused

and there it clicked.

Harry Potter!

New, know around the world, European and by writing this I can recharge my ideas for Naruto ( Sexy Umbra Wizard's new chap is at a third and I don't want to F-ck it up) sooo:

here the details for whoever may be interested:

Harry is killed at 17 during a fight with Voldemort. He's sent to his Death's office (explained later) and finds out that this isn't the first time that this has happened.

Harry's Death (who can have a human name) is mad at his arrival. Apparently, people dying before their time is a black mark on the various Deaths' records, and Harry is getting REALLY close to getting this particular one fired.

When Harry asks what was supposed to have happened, Death goes off on a rant saying how he was supposed to have killed Voldemort, found his soul mate ("Some Granger girl..." so Harmony haters, I am sorry I MUST pair those two together, it's not my fault) and lived to be a centennial age. But he keeps dying before that happens. (Harry is surprised about the soul mate part)

Death gives Harry a paper to sign that allows him to retain his memories (the previous times, he wasn't given this option for some reason). Harry is deposited to a previous time of the writer's choosing.

Eventually, Harry gets it right. He kills Voldemort, gets the girl, and lives to a ripe old age of whatever. And Death doesn't get fired.

Harry had to have died at least three times before this one.

In order to do something interesting I chose one of my favourite characters in the history of Videogames, let's see if I did a good job!

" Alohomora" - spells

"Let's finish this" - dialogue

" Can it get any worse? " - during flashback/ creature talking (Parseltongue)

" Not so easy after all " - thoughts

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any other part of the franchise nor I write for money...otherwise the last two books would have been TOTALLY different.

Harry Potter and The Helping Hand of Death

Chapter 1: You died for the last time, brat!

Somewhere – time unknown -

Harry had no idea where he was nor WHY he was...wherever he was at the moment.

Last thing he remembered was walking towards the forest near the school to face Voldemort and the trademark Green light of the Killing Curse, he had to admit that for being an Unforgivable it was rather painless, he was expecting an Ungodly pain before his actual death.

He barely felt a little tickling at his chest actually.

But now he was in what appeared to be a waiting room, a short table in front of the couch he was sitting occupied by magazines

The life after, why I am dead? What do I do now? Guide for the afterlife was one of the titles on them

"I am dead? So this is the after life! I was expecting a little more...I dunno...a chorus of angels or a blinding light or something, sure is not Hell...I can't see flames anywhere" Harry muttered

"Okay! A new Unregistered Death, who is this time?" a man said coming out of the near door with a bored voice

The two of them looked at each other for few seconds before the Business-suit wearing man snarled, his eyes turning blood-shot while the pen he was using snapped in two in his hands

"YOU!" the man yelled furiously pointing at Harry

"What!? Who are you?" the boy asked curiously

"AAAAARGH!" the man yelled jumping on Harry

"TWENTY TIMES! TWENTY TIMES!" the man chanted madly while chocking the boy

"H-HELP! H-HELP!" Harry yelled with a raspy voice while the two were rolling on the floor

"FRANK!" another man yelled while grabbing the newly named Frank and taking him away from Harry

"LET ME GO, SIMON! THE BASTARD DIED TWENTY TIMES! I WON'T GET FIRED BECAUSE OF HIM!" Frank yelled while trying to reach for the boy that was hiding behind the couch

"What are you talking about?" Harry asked

"Just a minute!" Simon said as he and other two managed to stop the enraged man, a mouth-gag and several metres of rope later Frank was silently seething at Harry

"Okay, please follow me, I'll explain everything to you while we wait for Frank to calm down" Simon said hosting his friend on his shoulder and moving Harry inside a plain office near the waiting room.

The Office was a sterile-white room, black leather chairs and black desk at the far side and a couch near the door, a Fake window showing a clear view of some city at night with its innumerable lights, several Motivational Posters about the after-life adorning the walls.

"Now, Frank you need to calm down, it's normal that he doesn't know what's happening, those are the rules, remember?" Simon said as the STILL angry man nodded without stopping glaring at Harry

"Harry Potter, right?" Simon asked

"Yes, sir...did I do something wrong?" Harry asked

"Unfortunately you did A LOT of wrong things, Harry, you see...every soul that walks the earth has a Meaning, a Mission if we want to call it like this, a pre-determined time before death and a soul mate, you people still have the freedom of choice of course, this explain why marriages sometimes ends up with a divorce, it means that one of them didn't married their destined soul-mate, Frank Here is YOUR Grim Reaper, charged with the duty of following your case" Simon said

"My Grim Reaper? His work is checking my life and he is angry? why? Where did I failed?" Harry asked

"As I said, you people have a Pre-determined time before death, it means that you are supposed to die at a certain age, if one of you people die BEFORE that time that death equals a black mark on our CV since it appears as we were unable to do our job, you died for twenty times already, the maximum amount of Unauthorized Deaths is twenty-one...you can understand why Frank is a little...well, angry at you" Simon answered shrugging

"T-T-Twenty-one? I-Impossible! I don't remember all those deaths! And why twenty-one?" A bleach-white Harry asked frightened

"The number follow that rule about Cosmic Order or something like that, you don't remember because our rules impose erasing the mind of the wrongly dead of every memory concerning this place since some people tends to have a break-down when faced with their death and then rebirth, Frank will now explain everything regarding your case, I'll be here to stop him from attacking you" Simon said

"Thank you, sir" Harry said with a weak smile

As the ropes were removed Frank teared away the mouth gag before trying to reach for Harry, Simon's hand on his shoulder forced the man to sit down.

"Okay, let's try to be clear here, this is the LAST time I can send you back, die again and your soul will cease to exist and even worst I will get fired" Frank said pinching the bridge of his nose

"I am sorry, sir...I never looked out for troubles, they usually find me by themselves" Harry said looking down

"Sigh! Harry...most of the times it's not even your fault, look" A now calm Frank said taking out an huge file from his desk

"Drowning at three (your Aunt Petunia accidentally drowned you while giving you a bath), Poisoning by rotten food, Death by cold (not giving you a coat in winter had really cost you)" Frank said reading

"Then there are the ones YOU are responsible of...Smashed by a Troll's Club, eaten by a Basilisk, eaten by a Dragon, (Out-fly a dragon? Are you demented? We had to slow down the Horntail to make it work)...Kissed by a Dementor (twice!) drowned for Gillyweed failure (That wasn't your fault actually, the plant's effect finished Ten minutes before the time) Bitten by an Acromantula, Fell from a Thestral, fell from the Astronomy Tower, tripped on your shoe-laces before falling down the stairs breaking your neck, choked to death by pudding, dehydration from too much sex and so on..." Frank said closing the file

"Merlin...I am hopeless" Harry said groaning with his face in his hands

"Now-now...I admit that the Old Coot has the majority of this deaths on his shoulders, he left you with the Dursley and organized every adventure you where in" Frank said

"Dumbledore? What do you mean?" Harry asked

"The old fool wanted to Test you, so he took a dangerous magical artifact and kept it in the school, waited to take action against the Chamber of Secrets, called an HORDE of Dementors to stop a single man, forced you to take part at the tournament and so on, everything to be sure that the child of the Prophesy would be ready for anything, all for the greater good of course" Frank said shaking his head

"B-But...he always helped me, he saved me from Voldemort at the Ministry, he told me about the Horcruxes and.."

"His actions brought Sirius to his death, had your precious Headmaster called a PROPER teacher for Occlumency you won't have been subjected to those nightmares and manipulations old Voldy made to you as for the Horcruxes, he knew about them since the tournament, but the senile idiot needed to be EXTRA sure about them, had he acted sooner, this won't have happened" Frank said interrupting him

"He...he had manipulated me? All this time?" Harry asked

"He is not a manipulator, he is just an idiot, look yourself" Frank said giving Harry a file labelled 'Albus Dumbledore'

"Frank, we are not supposed to divulge those information" Simon reprimanded

"I risk getting fired, Simon! screw the rules, I will do whatever I can to FINALLY have this imbecile fulfilling his destiny" Frank said in anger

"Wait! Here says that his sister is not dead! How?" Harry asked

"She is alive and well, she changed her name and moved to the Caribbean, her and Grindewald are happily married with kids and grand-kids, they even left a memo to Albus, but I think that in his delusional mind he took it as a suicide note, the shame had him create the whole lie about her death, even Abeforth doesn't know of that" Frank explained

"So? What now? What I am supposed to do?" Harry asked, he could feel his head spinning with all those information

"Let me see...here! Other than live up to two hundred and so years of age...You are supposed to Kill Voldy, become the Hero of the Wizarding world, kill some other Dark guys and marry...Gren...Gras...Gran...eur...Simon! What the Hell have they written here? I can't read!" Frank said giving the file to Simon

"The printer must have been malfunctioning...Gra...Granger! Yeah, if you squirm your eyes you can read it" Simon said triumphantly

"H-Hermione!?" Harry yelled

"Why not? She is smart, she is pretty and has a right hook that Tyson would kill to have! I can't see where is the problem here" Frank said shrugging

"But...she has Ron! I can't impose myself between them!" Harry tried saying

"She went with him because you started dating that Ginny girl, yes she will have a big pair of twins when older, but another Molly is not what you need in your life, Hermi here had that little crush for you since the bathroom incident, why do you think she was the only one always by your side?" Frank said

"What now?" Harry asked trying to change subject

"Now? In complete disinterest for the rules I will send you back with the memories of everything you did until you died and have someone training you, if those mortals don't want a strong Harry then I'll take care of that myself" Frank said

"What about Hermione? Can you give her her memories as well?" Harry asked

"No! One of your deaths was the result of giving her her future memories in hope that she would help you, knowing her fate with you and what you two had to endure had her going psycho-kick-ass bitch and starting throwing Hexes at everyone in the Great Hall, she had obliterated half the teachers (the inside-out Curse on Snape was rather messy) before a stray cutting hexes of hers nailed you on the chest...we didn't counted that death since it was OUR fault" Frank said twitching at the memory

"Okay, let's try with the training, can you send me back during the Triwizard Tournament? During that year Voldemort gained a new body, if I can destroy the Horcruxes BEFORE the third task I will have the occasion to kill him, but my scar will be a problem" Harry said

"Sounds like a plan, I'll call the teacher, about the Scar instead, we have already removed that proto-Horcrux you had in your forehead" Frank said moving towards the phone to make a call

"Hello? Martha? Can you send me that strange guy you talked about last week? Yeah, that one, I have Potter here...yes, AGAIN! I need some help or I'll lose my job, okay I'll wait" he said

"Who do you asked?" Simon said

"Augus, that guy fixated for fighting, should be enough" Frank answered

"He is rather violent, are you sure?" Simon asked

"I have no other options, I don't want to work in a McGhost fast-food with my brother, I didn't went to the University for that!" Frank said whining

A knocking at the door stopped the two

"Frank, I have Augus here with me, can we enter?" a brunette asked peeking from outside

"Yeah Martha, I was waiting for you, enter!"

"So I have to train the pipsqueak? Ah! It will take a loooong time!" a tall, imposing man said entering

He was the tallest man Harry had ever seen, bordering Hagrid size, this not talking about the sheer amount of muscles he was sporting by going around shirtless, the white hair resembling a lion's mane and the red lines tattooed on his chest helped giving him a feral appearance that was making the young boy REALLY nervous, he was barefoot and wearing only a pair of white pants, but Harry's eyes were glued on the wide weapon he was hosting horizontally on his back, even if sheathed he was certain that that sword would easily cut him in half with minimal effort.

"What's you name, brat" Augus asked walking near Harry

"H-Harry Potter, sir" the boy answered

"Uhm! Weak in body...in spirit?" Augus asked

"He jumped on the back of a Troll at eleven, here! This is the picture" frank said giving the boy's file to the warrior

"Reckless, so idiot to put his life in danger instead of use strategy, crazy enough to do everything it takes to reach his end...Hahahaha! I like you boy! Once I am finished with you you will be able to face that little spark-spitting lizard heads-on and turn it into a purse!" Augus said laughing madly at some info he was reading

"L-lizard!? IT WAS A DRAGON!" Harry yelled in disbelief

"So what? Boy against a Gohma you won't have stood a chance, what you did here can't even go close to ONE day of training with me, let's go, the sooner we start the sooner I will go back fighting with the demons of Hell, THAT is a good fight! HAHAHAHAHA!" Augus said moving towards the door

"A minute! Harry? I can see you still have doubts about Hermione, once your name come out of the goblet kiss her and ask her to be your girlfriend once you two are alone, and just to give you an incentive...read her file" Frank said with an evil smirk

"Frank..." Simon said exasperated while shaking his head

"I don't understand what's so funny about...OH SWEET MERLIN!" Harry yelled going wide-eyed and blushing

"Eh! That's kinky" Augus muttered looking from Harry's shoulder

"It's...It's...It's wrong on so many levels! S-s-she can't...an human body can't do that sort of things...okay! For this it would take a cushioning charm!" Harry said turning the file to the side, an appreciative whistle came from Augus

"Good choice, brat, she seems eager to experiment and...elastic! Hahahaha!" the man laughed as the two walked away

"Always the quiet ones" Frank said taking the file from Harry's hands, the boy's gaze glassed over as he mechanically followed his new teacher.

Hot Spring – some time later -

"Aaah! Just like the onsen I had back there, good times!" The now naked Augus said entering the water, a tray with a small bottle floating near him

"W-What are we doing here?" Harry asked as he too entered the water

"Relaxing before your training, you people need to learn how to enjoy life, all those spells made you weak and dependent on that little stick, I'll teach you how to tear your enemies to pieces with your bare hands! That magic stuff you still can do if you feel like it, I don't care" Augus said clapping his hands

Two girls with pink hair and a veil on their eyes entered the Onsen wearing a lacy two pieces, the top part barely holding their plump, abundant assets, one of them moved to present a tray to Harry

"Drink, boy! Tomorrow your life will change, but for tonight we will just relax...and enjoy the little pleasure of life" Augus said splashing a little bit of water towards one of the girls, making her giggle.

"T-T-thank you" a madly blushing Harry said accepting the little dish the woman was offering him

"Uhm! First order of things, away with the glasses, you will be a warrior and you will need your eyes working properly, I could fight while blind back there, but if we can adjust your sight then it's even better"

"Thank you" Harry said drinking

"...Maybe I should teach you few things with women as well" Augus said scratching his chin

"WHAT!?" the boy yelled getting up, before throwing himself in the water once remembering his lack of clothes

"I will be sure to make you grow a pair and be able to use it fully, you are a scrawny little princess now, but I'll turn you into a man even if it is the last thing I do! I'll get my ex-students to help as well, it will be a good excuse to have a little spar with them AH!" Augus said triumphantly while emptying the whole bottle in one go

"Someone help me" Harry mentally whined

The next Day – Training ground -

The training ground was an immense plain deprived of trees and rocks with knee-high grass, in the middle Harry was being examined by Augus and other two men, he too was shirtless with only black pants on his legs and sandals at his foots.

"Uhm! Yep! The situation is pretty bad, we will need a lot of work to put you into shape AND make you stronger" Augus said while walking in circle around Harry, studying every inch of his body with random snarls or shaking of his head.

"And how do you think I will help you? I don't even know how did you talk ME here to help you to begin with, Augus!" a white haired man with red eyes said crossing his arms, the pale gold of the gauntlets he was wearing shining in the morning light

"The boy needs to be the hero of his world, Asura, the ones responsible of his care didn't do a good job and WE have to repair the damages, it's not so difficult if you think about it, idiot" the other said looking at Asura

"Tch! I don't know you, Yasha, but I can't go around fixing the others mistakes" Asura said scoffing at the dark haired man

"You did it pretty well when we were alive, he is a young boy that was mistreated, I know you well enough to know that you hate when this happen" Yasha said at Asura's annoyed face

"FINE! Be as you said!" Asura yelled throwing up his arms

"Shut up you two and come here, we will start right away" Augus ordered to the two

"Augus, sir...what kind of training we will do?" Harry asked trembling slightly

"I'll train you the same way I did with Asura and Yasha" Augus said grinning

"Which is?" Harry asked again as Augus fist connected with his face, disintegrating his glasses and launching him back at a good distance

"You are getting rusty, old man! You used to yell Dodge! When doing this to me" Asura said as the three assaulted the boy

"OPS! I forgot to tell him! HAHAHAHAHA!" Augus laughed as the three rained on Harry with their fists at ready

"Who? Where?" Harry asked with a pounding headache, his glass now back and his nose healed

"I guess I get healed after each hit to speed up the training" Harry said as terror filled his mind, he was healed instantly, but the Pain was still there

"DOOOOOOODGE!" Three voices yelled from the sky as the three monsters started attacking him

"I hate the after-life" Harry had the time to say before darkness welcomed him

The next day – training ground – training day 2 -

"Okay! First day wasn't so good, you kept whining in pain or trying to use your wand, as I said, we will teach you how to fight with your hands, so forget that stick and focus on your body, you will use those pretty tricks when you go back between the living" Augus said watching a limping Harry look around in fear

"Harry-san, Augus is trying to help you in his way, between spars I will teach you how to be not only strong, but fast and agile too, you will need a great deal of focus to channel your anger without losing yourself, my training in meditation will help you with that, what your people call Occlumency will then come naturally as you will be the Only Master of your own mind, closing it from every other influence" Yasha explained with a calm voice

"Thank you, Yasha" Harry said bowing, between the three he was the one Harry liked the most

"Just like Yasha I will help you, you need to find a reason to be angry, to protect the ones you care about, I saw your past, that thing with the silver stag was proof of it" Asura said coming closer

"You mean my patronus against the Dementors?" Harry asked

"Of course, you were angry to see yourself unable to protect your Godfather, your rage helped you summon a strength you didn't know to posses, I'll help you in finding your inner rage, your inner strength and teach you how to use it for the right things" Asura said

"He was the warrior of the Wrath, trust him, he knows what he says" Yasha said nodding

"Okay, enough talking! DODGE!" Augus yelled attacking Harry.

It was maybe thanks to his innate ability as seeker or just sheer dumb luck, but he managed to dodge the first punch.

"I dodged! I can do this!" Harry thought happily before Augus' kick connected with his mid-section, making the boy reach low-orbit with a girlish scream of terror.

"You missed him on purpose, don't you?" Asura asked while the three of them were waiting for Harry to come down

"Eh! A little incentive for the boy" Augus answered

"And it won't happen anymore" Yasha said as Harry finally came down crashing in a crater

"Yep! Come on! We have a lot of work to do!" the ex-blind warrior said attacking the shacking wizard

Training ground – training day 15 -

"Today we will focus on your mind training, Harry-san, come with me" Yasha said motioning to follow him

"What kind of training will it be?" Harry asked

"Have you ever seen those films were a man is meditating under a waterfall?" the man asked

"Y-Yes, but I don't see what is the point, sir"

"The waterfall produce a lot of noise and the strength of the water on your shoulders is almost bone-breaking, in order for the training to work you will need to close your mind to the world, ignoring the weight of the water and its noise" Yasha explained calmly, his hand grabbing Harry's shoulder

"I know this is ungodly painful, but it will be worth it at the end, focus on the fact that you will be able to protect the ones you love, on the fact that THIS time Sirius won't die, that Cedric WON'T die, we are not doing this just to hurt you, try to trust me, even if you don't know me" He said with a reassuring smile

"O-Okay...let's try" Harry said nodding

"Good, follow me"

The waterfall was immense, a wall of water as tall as a two-story building, the thundering noise deafening even at distance

"There, here we will start the first step of your mental training, once you will be able to cut out the world around you we will move on the other aspects of your mind" Yasha explained

"Are you sure I will be able to do it?" Harry asked

"You were able to throw away an Imperius Curse at the first try, don't you? It proves that you may be a natural at this" the other said as the two moved to sit on two rocks under the water.

"Yes, sir!" Harry said as the two sat cross-legged

"Close your eyes and focus on yourself, the world has no meaning right now, listen your own heart-beat, your own breathing, nothing else matters" Yasha's voice resounded in Harry's head as he was remembering the instructions the raven-haired man told him beforehand

"GOOD! REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU AND FOCUS ON YOURSELF!" Yasha yelled over the deafening noise of the water.

Training ground – training day 26 -

"FASTER! RUN FASTER!" Asura yelled while running beside Harry.

Well, Harry was running as if Dragons and Dementors were hunting him down, Asura was just jogging and somehow keeping up with the boy.

"Huff! Huff! How many...how many laps I have to do...sir?" Harry asked with a faint, exhausted voice

"Uh? I planned for three hundred...but I lost count, let's start from the beginning!" Asura said smirking

"I HATE YOU!" Harry yelled

"That's the spirit! Now stop talking and run faster!" Asura said as he went slightly faster, laughing at the curses the boy was muttering

"And since you had to offend my mother, the laps become four hundred!" He then yelled with a frown

"FUCK YOU!" Harry yelled exasperated

Training ground – training day 65 -

"So? How's the training?" Frank asked entering the area

"Ugh!" Harry groaned from the face-down on the dust position he was in

"Cheer up! It won't take long! We are modifying your body to use few tricks those three will teach you, we even fixed your eyes" Frank said grinning

"Ugh!" the boy groaned again

"Don't worry, I know you will thank me properly after this is over, I am doing this for your own good after all!" the Grim Reaper said smiling proudly at himself

"My...own...good?" Harry managed to say with a deep growl

"Of course! I called the best instructors just to help you, am I a good Death or not?" Frank asked smugly

"GRAAAAH!" with a mighty roar Harry launched himself at the man, punching, kicking and biting with inhuman fury

"Shouldn't we separate those two?" Yasha asked as the noise of breaking bones resounded in the training ground

"...Naah! It will be a good moment to see if the training is giving fruits, oh! Nice move that!" Augus said as Harry was stomping on Frank's ribs to pulverize them

"HELP! HELP! SOMEONE STOP THIS CRAZY BASTARD! HEEEEELP!" Frank yelled as he was crawling away, Harry's hand on his ankle stopped him

"Come back here!" Harry growled pulling the crying man towards him

"KYAAAAAAA!" an high-pitched scream came as the Grim Reaper groin went kicked into oblivion.

After this incident Frank will keep tabs on Harry only through letters...for personal reasons

Training ground – clearing - training day 145 -

Harry was back under the waterfall with Yasha as the boy was finally getting the gist of it, after days of trying he had managed to stop the noise for a second, in his surprise he had slipped making it return, but he was a good incentive to continue

"Are you making progresses?" Yasha asked during a little pause he called to help the young wizard recover from the pain on his back

"I managed to cut out the noise for a little, It's hard because my mind keep slipping and moving through this or that image or memory" Harry said with a sad tone

"Don't worry, you are a young boy, it's normal having your mind jumping from an idea to another, reigning it is at the base of why we are doing this"

"Okay, I'll do my best, Yasha" the boy said smiling

"Good! Ready to go back for another round?" Yasha asked

"Of course, sir!"

Training ground – clearing- training day 362 -

"Almost an year and you still have problems dodging, It can't be so difficult!" Augus said with a sneer

"It's not exactly my fault" Harry groaned

"It is instead! You need to train harder! We will never make you stronger otherwise!" Augus said with a growl

"I swear I will beat you"

"Keep dreaming, come on! We will make things harder from now on, the time of games is over! GET UP!" Augus ordered

"You are still sitting on me" Harry groaned as Augus snorted, stopping using Harry's back as cushion and getting up

"Pansy" the warrior muttered as the boy FINALLY managed to stand

Training ground – canyon - training day 422 -

"Hahahaha! I will show them! I will be free! Hahahaha!" Harry laughed madly as he watched the end of the tall cliff he had found

"No more training! No more punches! No more pain! I WILL BE FREE! HAHAHAHAHA!" eyes wide and foaming at the mouth Harry jumped down, glee dripping from his body as he laughed the whole way down

"As if I will let you skip training!" Came Augus' angry voice as he was waiting for him at the bottom of the cliff

"WAAAAAH! LEAVE ME ALONEEEE!" Harry cried that day as Augus decided to punish the boy by beating him senseless using his sheathed sword as a club

"No more plans to run away! And for further punishment, SIXTY-SEVEN THOUSAND LAPS AROUND THE CANYON!" the warrior thundered as Harry started running, MANLY tears wetting his face

Training ground – waterfall - training day 1826 -

"I can finally ignore the water noise while training!" Harry said ecstatic

"Good!, now we will be able to move on the next exercise" Yasha said with a faint smile

One of the results of the training was being able to focus only on the other voice, managing to talk to each other even under the waterfall

"I can't wait to see...w-what the HELL IS THAT!?" Harry said smiling before an image appeared in front of his now wide eyes

"AUGUS!" Yasha yelled in annoyance

"What? If he can ignore this too his mind will be more than ready hahahah!" Augus answered laughing madly at Harry's blushing face

"Oh Harry! Don't bite my nipples, they are sensitive!" the reproduction of a bushy-haired girl Harry knew very well moaned at the double of himself while the Harry-clone kept thrusting savagely inside her

"Sigh! Don't worry, Harry, Augus did this to me too, just ignore it" Yasha said with a sigh

"Uh-hu!" Harry answered, unable to even blink as the two illusion of him and his best friend moved in a new position with her going on all-four

"OOOH! Your wand looks so powerful! Please spare me!" She whined playfully while jiggling her ass a little

"Wha-Wha-What did he used on-on you?" Harry managed to ask, grateful that the COLD water was keeping a certain part of him in check

"Asura and my sister doing...doing...well, That" Yasha said moving his head slightly towards the two lovers

"Oh Harry! I am so hungry! Do you mind?" Copy-Hermione said moving on her knees facing the Copy-Harry's lower half

"Oh...bugger" Harry moaned as she was drinking from his clone for all that was worth

The last straw was when other THREE clones of Harry joined the fun, it was then that the young wizard's juvenile hormones went into overdrive and he fell in the water, the last thing he saw was his best friend servicing four copies of him.

Training Ground – fake apartment – training day 3290 -

"The most important thing during sex is..." Augus lectured before stopping to look at Harry

"I-I can't do this! Not to her!" Harry whined as a perfect replica of Hermione stood in front of him with a reassuring smile on her face

"It's just the first lesson and you already give up? Are you sure you are a man?" Augus asked with a frown

"But-But!" he whined

"When you will go back, I want that girl to scream your name in ecstasy! Are we clear?" Augus asked

"She doesn't seem like that kind of girl" Harry said

"Do you know that the supposedly second copy of 'Hogwarts, a history' in her trunk is in reality something else?" Augus taunted with an evil smile

"W-W-What is it?" Harry couldn't help but ask, dreading the answer

"Look yourself..." The man said giving Harry an heavy book

"The Witch Guide to Heaven by Mathilde Combucket? It doesn't sound so terrible" Harry said surprised

"Open it, especially page 63, it's her favourite"

"I still can't see..." Harry said opening it at the signed page and falling silent, a little line of drool escaping his mouth

"Bathroom is that way" Augus said pointing at a door

"I'll be back soon" Harry said flatly, the book under his arm and a tube of lubricant in his hand while entering the bathroom

"I bet he will like this kind of training" Augus said smirking to himself

Training ground –Canyon - training day 5480 -

"Finally I can see some results! I was starting to lose hope here!" Augus said happily as Harry completed another lap of the canyon where they were training, dodging another series of deathly traps while battling with those gorilla-like Gohmas Augus was so fond of

"Keep getting good and we MAY start using the serious stuff instead of those weaklings"

"YES SENSEI!" Harry said strongly while using a beast as a flail to destroy another

Training ground – training day 5600 -

"As you can see, your mind is slowly turning into a fortress, a little bit more and not even an army will be able to enter your mind with Legilimency" Yasha said proudly as the two were sitting one in front of the other

"I'll be able to resist both Dumbledore AND Voldy's assault?" Harry asked

"Of course! They will soon learn how painful is trying to force themselves in a mind as protected as yours" Yasha answered nodding

"Let's do it!" The boy said with an ample smile on his face.

Training ground – clearing - training day 5760 -

"The rage you feel inside your soul, can you guide it now?" Asura asked crossing his arms

"Yes, sensei!" Harry said wearing a special collar that will take out what really anger him

"Show me! Show me that no matter what your instinct won't cloud your judgement!" Asura yelled attacking him.

Just like with a Dementor, images of his mistakes, of what was his life due to a prophesy made by a drunken bitch desperate for a work, memories of how Voldemort had manipulated his mind to have Harry do his bidding taking away Sirius from him as result, showing how Dumbledore (in his deranged idea of always knowing what was best for the others) had explained to Ron what to do to take away Hermione from him and moving Ginny to take her place.

Everything came crushing down on Harry, almost drowning his mind and filling him with rage

"I AM NOT A PUPPET FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH!" the boy yelled as he saw red

"Focus! Rage can help you only if you give it purpose, FOCUS DAMMIT!" Asura yelled dodging a punch from Harry and answering with one of his own.

"DUMBLEDORE! DIEEE!" The fury blinded boy yelled

"IDIOT!" Asura yelled punching him, knocking Harry down

"Sigh! Let's try again"

"Ugh!" The downed boy groaned in pain

"This will be a LOOONG training session" Asura groaned in dismay

Training ground – clearing - training day 7315

"FINALLY! Finally we finished!" Harry said in happiness as he and his instructors were waiting for Frank to pick them up.

"It took twenty long years, but I think that the results are good enough for your world" Augus said shaking his head

"I still can't beat you" the boy said looking down

"We have millennia of experience baking us up, I assure you that you are more than ready to face your Dark Lord and every challenge you may found" Yasha said patting Harry's back

"Yeah, just remember what we taught you, don't let you anger blind you and you will be fine" Asura said nodding

"And more importantly, enjoy every battle, THAT is the reason why a man is born to the earth" Augus said as Harry's body started emanating light before disappearing

"Do you think he will make it?" Asura asked watching the last sparkles die away

"I was his instructor, of course he is ready! HAHAHAHAHA!" Augus answered laughing madly

"Then...since we are here..." Yasha said clenching his fists tight

"Of course! I can't see why not! LET'S BEGIN!" Augus yelled as the three started a three-way fight that will demolish great part of the after-life.

After-life – Frank's Office -

"Okay! Augus said that you are more than ready, your stubbornness should help you in the HIGHLY unlike case that your training wasn't enough, so? Any idea of when we should send you back? Still about the time when your name came out of the goblet?" Frank asked

"No, I thought about it, send me back to the day of the first task, my body will be different, it will be a nice surprise for everyone to see how the poor, scrawny boy they know had become his polar opposite in the few seconds he entered the tent" Harry said grinning evilly

"I see that other than your body, those three boosted your self-confidence too, good! Having a back-bone will help you more than the training itself" Simon said nodding

"Not only that! We healed the eyes, the glasses are your past, now you have a perfect sight, we added few things too by Augus request, but nothing major, he said that you will thank him when the time comes" Frank said grinning as well

"Before we send you back, here" Simon said giving a small package to Harry

"What is it?" the boy said opening it

"A little present from Asura, he said that you were his first pupil so he wanted to give you a little present to remember your time with them" Frank explained

It was a pair of gauntlets similar to the ones used by Asura, the only difference was that those Harry received reached only his elbows, contrary to Asura's that covered the whole arms and the shoulders.

"I-I don't know what to say" Harry stammered

"Just promise us that you will kick those idiots in the ass and we will be fine" Simon said smiling

"I'll do it!" the boy promised pocketing the armour

"Good, now...normally I should make you sign those papers to have your memory wiped out, but those twenty years were spent rather intensely so it could be a waste" Frank said taking a stack of papers, throwing them in the trash-can before giving fire to them

"It's a pain when we lose papers of this importance, don't you think?" Simon said in fake annoyance

"Yeah, really! How am I supposed to make him sign if those never reached my office in the first place!" Frank groaned

"Thank you" Harry said smiling

"Just don't die again before your time" Frank said pressing a button on his desk, a ring of light appeared around Harry

"This will take you back, Harry, you may feel nauseated since you will enter a younger body, but it will pass rapidly" Simon explained

"Okay, I will be on my way then!" A grinning Harry said as the ring started revolving rapidly, an Humming noise filling his ears

"A Last thing! Remember: she likes being spanked during the coitus!" Frank said smirking at Harry's blushing face

"DAMN YOUUUUU!" the boy yelled as he disappeared from the office

School of Hogwarts – Day of the first task – tent of the champions -

"Are you alright, 'Arrie?" Fleur Delacour asked shaking him

"Uh? Yeah...a little nausea, but I am fine" Harry said shaking his head

"I told you, you are too leettle!" the French girl said with a sneer as she walked out, it was her turn to compete

"Too little my ass! Well, let's stretch a little, no risk getting sick during the fight against a lizard" Harry said getting up and going through few simple stretches, waiting for his turn

During those twenty years he got from scrawny boy to athletic man, having a younger body meant a less build physique still plenty of powerful muscles, but he was sure that by getting older he would recover the muscles lost in his entering his younger self.

"Wonderful task from Miss Delacour that managed to recover the egg in a record time!" Came Ludo Bagman Sonorus-ed voice from outside

"If I remember correctly, she tried to use her Allure on the dragon...tch! Poor tactic" he muttered shaking his head

"And now! The last champion, Harry Potter!" the commentator finally said calling the boy's name

"Oh well! Now or never, I suppose! Ahahahaha!" Harry said laughing madly and exiting the tent

"He is gonna die! He is gonna die!" Hermione chanted in horror from the audience, Ron was sitting near her, as pale as a sheet

"And I wanted to take part? Dear god no! Sweet Merlin, luckily I didn't got called!" the Weasley boy thought shaking his head

"On your marks, Mister Potter! Get set! NOW! Your time start from this moment!" Bagman said as the timer started clicking

"Sorry if I change a little, I will need to release few spells before I start" Harry lied, it was his excuse for his change in appearance

Surprising everyone, Harry took away the top half of his clothes, leaving out a bare chest littered with scars, but with WAY more muscles that he was given credit for.

"Eh! I am not as ripped as Asura or Yasha, but if I want to be elastic and agile other than strong then I can't whine too much about it" He thought as he took away his glasses, a swift movement of an hand through his hair and what was an indescribable mess became a silky mane of black beauty.

(Try picture how Aizen changed after taking his glasses away in Bleach, they are practically identical now but with Harry's eyes and hair colour)

Triwizard Arena – Audience stands -

Thanks to the charms in the stands the audience could clearly hear and more importantly see the changes in the young Potter, and the female half REALLY appreciated the results of whatever he did, just like a Veela do to males, few hungry looks started flowing towards the fourth champion.

"Damn! Where the hell was he keeping those muscles? What do you think?...Hermione?" Ron asked before turning to watch his silent friend, forgetting that they were arguing up until that day

"Uh?" was the smart answer of the bushy-haired witch, a far away look in her eyes as she was ogling HER (Because he is hers!) best friend

"Ginny? Why do you think is she acting like that? Ginny?" Again the young red-head question fell on deaf ears as his little sister was focused on every aspect of Harry's muscles, drooling a little and giggling

"Girls" He muttered with a shake of his head

Triwizard arena – back to Harry -

"They seems to like what they see, let's give a nice show to the others as well, shall we?" Harry said grinning at the dragon, the pale gold of his gauntlets shining ominously.

"ROAAAAAAR!" with a mighty yell the dragon moved to put herself between the boy and the nest, sensing him as a bigger treat to her eggs than any other human

"COME ON!" Harry yelled opening his arms wide, a feral grin appeared on his face as the Horntail launched a ball of fire towards him

"HARRY!" he could hear Hermione scared scream from the stands as he started running towards the huge fireball

"Tch!" the audience could hear him mutter disdainfully as he back-handed the fire ball with his closed fist, making it explode in a cloud of smoke from where a spotless Harry could be seen run out, not even slowed down by the heat nor the explosion

"WRAAAA!" roaring in rage the dragon launched yet another fireball

"Pathetic!" Harry yelled as he dispelled the deathly projectile as he did with the previous one

Reacting in desperation the female dragon moved forward, her mouth open wide to swallow the young wizard whole, her fangs shining and almost big as Harry's body

"Here little lizard! Let's play!" the boy said grabbing the jaws and stopping the beast advance, as he saw the monster trying to breath fire he slammed shut her mouth before pushing back

"He is pushing a dragon back! In all my years I never saw anything like that!" Bagman commented as the poor beasts was trying to push the boy herself, her nails leaving deep gashes in the solid rock of the arena's floor and her wings moving to blast him away.

"Come on! FIGHT BACK!" Harry yelled as he now was pulling the dragon with all his strength, until, with a deafening CLANG! The chains keeping the dragon in place broke, letting the people present watch as a young fourth year student lifted easily a dragon over his head to slam it on the floor, shaking the whole arena

"I...I...it can..." Bagman muttered with wide eyes as the dragon went lifted and slammed down other three times before being freed from the boy's grasp.

"RAAAH!" the female dragon roared as she moved up into the sky, hoping to use her advantage to kill the human who dared wound her.

"Here Birdie! I know you want more!" Harry taunted as the Horntail move in a nose-dive, long, sharp talons ready to shred him alive

"GRAAAAAH!" a fierce scream echoed as the dragon descended on the fourth champion who managed to dodge and climb on the tail of the beast, both moving up in the sky

"The fight moved in the sky! There the dragon will be at advantage!" Bagman said finally in control of himself enough to give his commentary

"Advantage? Then let's put this on equal terms!" Harry said climbing the dragon's back until reaching for her wings

"WOOOOAH!" the beasts bellowed as she could feel someone grabbing her wings to stop them, moving even higher she tried to pry the boy off with shakes, turns and upside-down movements

"IT'S USELESS!" Harry yelled while finally getting an hold of the wings and pulling, making the dragon scream almost immediately in pain

"YAAAAAH!" the boy screamed as with a snapping noise the wings' bones went dislodged, making both pummel down towards the ground

"They are falling! Something happen and both champion and dragon are falling down! I doubt Potter will survive this fall" Bagman said with his magic-empowered voice

"Summon the broom! Oh God please! Harry, summon that damned broom!" Hermione chanted as she and the few still friends with Harry were watching horrified the scene.

"HAHAHAHA! THIS IS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR!" Harry yelled as his laugh reached the stands.

Both beast and boy were uncaring of their fall as their fight to the death kept going, every ball of fire of the dragon was countered by a mysterious projectile of energy from Harry's fists, meeting mid-way in a series of explosions

"I don't know what spell he is using, but this young champion is exchanging blows with a Horntail, this must be the first time that something like this happen!" Bagman said with an awe-filled voice.

"He iz in te fourth year? Vhat are you people teaching here!?" Krum asked as the other three champions where watching the task from the medical tent, morbid fascination in their eyes.

"I-I don't know...they must have changed the classes since my first year...I can't do THAT" Cedric answered as a particular big explosion managed to shock the arena

"He...he iz..but he iz too leetle! I-I..." Fleur was instead in shock, her eyes tracking every movement of the young boy

While this was happening the monster and the boy continued shooting at each other until Harry reached the Horntail, turning the fight into fists against fangs, one trying to eat the other and receiving a bone-crushing punch in return, if the dragon was still conscious was thanks to the fact that dragon hide was almost as hard as diamond, this doesn't meaning she wasn't feeling pain by the way.

"AGH!" as another bite attempt reached him Harry used his hands to stop the beast, his body now fully inside her mouth as she was trying with all her might to close her jaws and swallow him, Harry's arms pushing up to stop that from happening as his feet were planted carefully away from the dragon's teeth to avoid damages.

As the dragon's lips finally snapped closed Harry managed to move out of the death trap, the next bite she delivered showed up as being the last of the day, because as Harry took an hold of her mouth he started pulling in two opposite direction

"STOP USING YOUR TEETH! I HATE WHEN A GIRL DOES IT!" Harry yelled as he managed, with a final, powerful pull to dislodge the dragon's jaw, the lower half moving freely as its bones went separated from the rest of the skull

"HERE WE ARE! OOOOORRRRAAAH!" Harry yelled has he punched with all his power the dragon's stomach, coincidentally the huge back of the beast touched the ground at the same time, shaking yet again the stands and lifting an huge cloud of dust.

"Silence! Please silence! Let's wait until the smoke disappear before leaving the handlers intervene!" Bagman yelled over the screams of the others in the arena

"Bah! Augus was right...an over-sized, spark-spitting lizard, that's what you are!" Harry said calmly, the golden egg under his arms as he casually strolled out of the cloud of smoke

"HE IS ALIVE! HE IS ALIVE AND HAS THE EGG!" the cheering at that point exploded in all its power

"Thank you! Thank you! Please vote for me and I will be forever grateful!" Harry said bowing deeply

"GUUUAH!" even with a dislodged jaw and heavily bruised the female dragon stood up, defiantly looking at the boy who calmly glared at her while moving his egg in a safer place.

"Still not enough? I payed attention to leave you with curable wounds or by now your pretty wings and mouth would have been forfeit! Be good and go away, I won't be this good again" Harry said

Boiling in absolute rage the beast moved her huge, horned tail to crush him, the mace-like appendage lifting rocks as she missed the young champion hitting the floor, launching him high in the sky with the force of her attack

"If I say Down...you have to stay the HELL DOWN! OOOORRRAAH!" with a powerful scream Harry's fist connected with the dragon's head, slamming it down where it formed a crater on impact.

Silence fell in the arena as the dragon gave a last whimper before fainting, a blank stare in her eyes signifying that she wouldn't get up any time soon.

"Umph! Weakling" Harry muttered while moving towards the judges, the silence still following him

"The-the judges will now give their points..." Bagman said as his sonorus appeared useless in the complete absence of noise in the arena

The judges talked a little before each one of them summoned a silver ribbon from their wands, twisting it to form their result

Madame Maxime: Nine (with a wink that sent shivers of disgust over Harry's back)

Mister Crouch: Ten ("I don't know what training regimen you followed, but I want muscles like those!" he commented with a grin)

Dumbledore: Ten

"Tell me the truth, Harry! Those gauntlets are goblin-made, right? That's why you could do it!" he asked with his eyes gleaming stronger than ever

"That's a secret, professor! And I won't tell!" Harry said sticking out his tongue

"But I wanna know!" the Headmaster whined while pouting

"Like hell I will tell you, Oh! It will be so much fun screwing with your plans!" Harry though while moving his eyes towards Karkaroff, narrowing his eyes at the Bulgarian headmaster and making him gulp and paling

Karkaroff: Fifteen (Then corrected into Nine as he noted the looks of the other judges)

Ludo Bagman: Ten ( "Wonderful! Never had so many emotions in my life!" he said with a wide smile)

"Congratulations, Champions! This conclude the first task of our Tournament, remember that the egg is the clue for the second task that will take place in February!" Bagman said before removing the spell from his voice.

"And so I am leading with almost full points...don't bad" Harry said grinning while entering the medical tent, moving aside the shell-shocked three champions that were watching his turn from there, eyes wide and mouth hanging open in shock.

"So, Miss Fleur? Am I still a Leetle boy?" he asked grinning at the shocked girl

"I...you...ze dragon" she muttered watching as the handlers levitated the unconscious dragon in her cage

"Fist-fighting a dragon! In all my life I have never seen anything so stupid being made by an human" Madame Pomfrey said moving her wands checking Harry's body

"But it worked" Harry answered shrugging

"Shut it! I still can't believe that you managed to hide the changes on your body from me, why did you do that?" the medi-witch said with a frown

"I have my reasons, you see..." Harry tried to explain

"HARRY JAMES POTTER!" A female voice he knew very well bellowed entering the tent, interrupting him

"Hi Mione!" he replied cheerfully

"DON'T HI! ME! Were you trying to kill me? Do you know how scared I was? You dirty, stupidMPHUUUU!" Hermione's tirade stopped when Harry's tongue reached the deepest parts of her throat, his thumbs caressing her cheeks tenderly

"If you calm down I'll explain everything, okay?" he asked looking at her glassed eyes

"Uh?" she replied as once again her high analytical, no non-sense brain went into shut-down due to the kiss, the barely cognitive girl only registering how NICE his toned muscles felt against her body as he was now hugging her

"Yes, explain! I will explain to my nice, pretty Mione what happened since the last time we saw each other" Harry said slowly to help her understand

"Uh-hu!" she replied as she unconsciously moved a little closer to him

"HEY! I came here to say that I forgive you for not telling me how you entered the tournament and I find you seducing MY woman? Traitor!" Ron said crossing his arms while whining childishly

Now, normally Cedric, as the good Hufflepuf he is, would have taken part to the discussion to try and stop the argument from starting...but since he just saw one of the two bare-handed while beating the dung out of an adult dragon he decided to listen to that part of his brain labelled Common sense and self-preservation, keeping himself out of harm's way.

"SO? Anything to say to justify your betrayal? I am ashamed of you" Ron asked narrowing his eyes

Behind him the three other champions looked at each other before rising their hands and shaking their heads, moving to the side to show that they won't partake at Ron's suicide attempt

"Oh dear...I don't think I have enough bandages with me" Poppy muttered closing her eyes in dismay

"Betrayal? Is that what you think of this situation?" Harry asked with a calm voice

"Ron? Why are you here?" Hermione asked as her mind was finally rebooting

"Stay away from him Hermione! He is a traitor! He will try to keep us away from each other, putting himself between our love!" Ron said trying to reach for her, stopping when Harry's hand grabbed his arm

"Do you love him?" Harry asked her

"As a friend, yes, why?" the girl asked

"A friend? Hermi we are destined to each other! Two face of the same medal!" Ron said outraged

"Who said that?" Hermione asked

"Dumbledore! He showed me! I complete you and you complete me! Why you don't see how much we are meant to stay together" the boy said

"WHAT!?" she yelled incredulously

"You see...the old goat is so much full of himself that he believes to know what's best for anyone, he just talked our dear friend here into the fact that YOU are his soul-mate...I won't be surprised if Old Dumby had even planned your wedding and how many children you two will have" Harry said calmly

"WHAT!? That can't be true! I respect the Headmaster, but he can't chose for me!" Hermione said

"Of course he said that! Hermi don't you see? We will be perfect together! Three kids and a wedding in April! I even have the Guest list already prepared by Dumbledore!" Ron said with an happy smile

"...Oh...my...God! You really believe what he told you? HAHAHAHAHA!" Harry said before blow in laughter

"Nononono! I have my free will! I won't have my life programmed by someone else!" Hermione said in horror, instinctively hiding behind Harry

"What? Come on Harry, Mate! Help me making her resonate!" Ron whined

"Hey, Mione...can I ask you something?" Harry asked while ignoring the red head

"This isn't exactly the right moment for questions, but if you can't help it...ask away" She answered while still hiding behind him

"Listening to all that crap carrot-top here is throwing around had me realize something" he said

"What?" Hermione asked

"I think that I developed a rather possessive interest in you through the years, helped by the fact that above anyone you were the only one to NEVER abandon me when I needed it the most, thing that made me contrary to seeing you with someone else, this not considering that you are pretty to begin with...so I was wondering...do you mind experimenting page 63 of Mathilde's Manual with me?...oh! And be my girlfriend too, if it is not of too much trouble that is" Harry said grinning at her blushing face

"G-G-Girlfriend?" She stuttered blushing deeply, she took a moment to answer due to her mind going momentarily to the gutter at the other book mention.

"I used to like Cho, I admit, but she seems to be that kind of controlling girl that loves to dictate how you should live your life" Harry admitted

"HEY!" Cedric yelled outraged

"You can't deny that she IS a little controlling" Harry answered

"Yes, but at least refrain from saying it out loud!" the older Hogwarts champion said whining

"Whatever floats your boat, Cedric!" Harry said shrugging

"H-Harry, I-I don't know what to say...we were friends for years, I don't want this to change" Hermione tried saying

"And it won't change, it will only become something new, deeper if you want" he answered

"I-I...I am not that good" Hermione said looking down

"You cant always 'ave me, 'Arry, I 'ave no problemz with you age" Fleur said smiling deviously, few buttons of her dress casually left open to show her cleavage.

Famous AND powerful, just the way she liked them

"Wasn't I too leetle for you? Please don't waste my time" Harry said waving her off

"WHAT!? 'OW DARE YOU CAST ME AWAY? NO ONE IGNORES A VEELA, ESPECIALLY A DELACOUR!" Fleur yelled outraged, her allure blasting full force.

"Give me a minute, I defuse that angry parrot and I'll be back, just forgive me for what I am going to do" Harry said calmly

Moving towards her, and ignoring the three drooling idiots that were looking at her in worship, he went face-to-face with the French Champion

"I zee that you finally zaw the truth, 'Arry!" Fleur said in triumph

"I don't even had the time to answer...is possible to lose a boyfriend before even having one to begin with?" Hermione thought sadly watching as the boy who had just asked her walked away

"Hardly, as I said, I am interested in the pretty bushy-haired girl standing there, so please, stop trying to come between us" Harry said patting her shoulder in a friendly way

"You...the allure izn't working? How?" Fleur asked with wide eyes

"My mind is mine alone, I don't let people messing with it" Harry answered, silently thanking that Mantra stuff Augus talked about adding further protection to his mind.

"But...But...I am perfect! No one resist me! Everyone wants to kiss me!" the part Veela said in denial

"Uff! Fine! Here is your damned kiss, just stop whining and turn off that trick of yours, you are frying those three idiots' brain" Harry said with a groan before grabbing her face and kissing her, the allure stopping instantly as her eyes rolled in the back of her head.

"Ptu! Strawberry lipstick...disgusting, I prefer the cherry one" Harry muttered spitting a little before looking apologetically at Hermione

"Sorry, I won't have punched her so it was the only way I could think of to shut her up, please forgive me" He said scratching his neck and looking away

"...If I say yes..." she muttered

"What?" Harry asked

"If I become your girlfriend...will you kiss me like that? And promise to kiss me and me alone?" Hermione asked glaring at him

"Of course I will, going around kissing everybody is not exactly what a good boyfriend do" Harry answered nodding

"Of course...so...how this will work? Never been in a relationship before" the girl asked while fumbling her hands

"We will be able to sort things out, don't worry" Harry said calmly before walking up to her

"Okay, I trust youuEEEP!" Hermione squealed as she was hosted on Harry's shoulder

"Like this is more fun" he said as the deeply blushing girl nodded

"HEY! I Am her soul-mate! You can't do this! What about Ginny! She is just like your mother! You are destined to be together!" Ron said moving to stop the two

"Move away" Harry said coldly

"SHE IS MINE!" Ron yelled

"Actually, Ron, even if I hate that concept of possession you used now, the fact that I am STILL on his shoulder willingly clearly means that I am HARRY's girl, so please behave and focus on mend our friendship that YOUR jealousy put at risk" Hermione said as her mind returned to its fullest power now that her relationship with Harry was confirmed

"YOU BITCBOOM!" with a sound similar to a cannon Harry's fist connected with Ron's face, flattering his nose and launching the boy out, towards the dragon that was still being transported.

"Damn! Luckily Harry didn't teared away anything, few months and she will be fine again" Charley Weasley said watching the wounded Horntail with sad eyes, Hagrid near him shaking his head

"Tha pour fella only wanted to play! Harry overdid a little this time" Hagrid whined as Ron's body impacted with the dragon, disrupting the levitating spell making her fall down, waking the beast up as a result.

"GUUUH!" the jaw had been closed to help medication, but the muffled scream was still terrifying

"SHUT UP!" Harry yelled coming out of the tent, a giggling Hermione still on his back

Whining like a dog the dragon surprised everyone by running inside her cage, closing it with her tail and rolling into a ball in the far side, shaking like mad.

"Harry, why did you hit your friend? You are better than this" Dumbledore said with his patented grandfatherly tone and a disappointed look on his face

"It was for the greater good, professor" Harry answered with a straight face

"Really?" the Headmaster asked surprised

"Yeah, I know he...loves Hermione and care for me as a...friend...but he wasn't forgiving us, I was forced to use a little harsh tone to help him remember our...wonderful friendship" Harry answered suppressing the puking at certain words

"Are you sure?" Dumbledore asked still not sure about the answer

"He was nearing the Dark territory...I couldn't permit to such a Light family to do that" Harry said playing the Jolly

"Oh! Oh! Of course of course! I'll go talk to him, I am sure he will be grateful for your help in stay in the Light" Albus said before moving towards the unconscious body of Ron

"Potter, I find myself in a quandary now, on one end I should punish you for attacking your house-mate, but on the other I feel like giving you points for spinning the yard so masterfully" Professor McGonagall said while accompanying Harry and Hermione to the castle

"You said nothing about using the Greater Good excuse, professor" Hermione said

"It would sound hypocrite since Me, Professor Flitwick and Professor Vector used that excuse to have a raise last year" The stern woman said with the corner of her mouth momentarily jerking upward in a semblance of a smile

"Professor! I never expected such a thing from someone like you" Harry said in mock disbelief

"Oh! Shut it, mister Potter!" McGonagall replied

"Do you think that Miss Delacour will be a problem, Professor?" Hermione asked

"Unfortunately a Veela can be really competitive when it comes to a man she is interested in, I can't advise a violent retaliation, but being ready for battle is always good, having Mister Potter here somehow immune to her allure will make things a lot easier" McGonagall said

"She won't have him!" Hermione said fiercely

"A remarkable protectiveness of your mate, a real lioness...but, Miss Granger, if I can ask" the professor asked

"Yes, professor?"

"When do you plan of coming down from Mister Potter's shoulder?" McGonagall asked

"Uh? It's a long way from the arena to the school soo..." the young girl trailed off

"I thought so, will I be forced to charm the broom closets to forbid you two from entering?" the professor asked with a frown

"There are always unused classrooms, the astronomy tower, the great hall and a lot of other places that people usually doesn't consider to check" Harry answered grinning

"When I was younger we weren't so unrespectful of social costumes, we at least pretended to have a bit of self-control over our instincts, not boasting about our...freedom" McGonagall said sternly

"So you and that Ravenclaw boy O'brian during your sixth year did never..." Harry asked with an evil grin

"MISTER POTTER! I don't know where you heard that, but other than once again confirm of it being completely FALSE I suggest you to stop there before regretting it!" McGonagall said angrily

"I will never see the third desk in the transfiguration class in the same way anymore" Harry said shaking his head

"POTTER!" the old woman yelled at the retreating duo that was now running towards the castle in a mad dash

"WHO? Who dared talking? I obliviated everyone! Ooh! I can't punish him without showing that what he said is true, but I will find who knew about that night and the culprit will regret it!" The fiery Scottish woman said marching towards the castle.

Back to the tent – while Harry and McGonagall were talking -

"Fleur? Fleur are you there?" Cedric said shaking a little the girl

"She iz not rezponding" Victor Krum said snapping his fingers in front of her

"Uh?" Fleur said finally coming back from wherever she was

"Ah good! We were starting getting worried here" Cedric said smiling

"'Arry? Where is 'im?" she asked looking around frantically

"He iz going back to Hogwartz with that Her-Herm-Herminiine, are you okay?" Victor asked

"WHAT!? 'ARRY! COME BACK!" Fleur yelled leaving the tent

"Don't be angry at him! He was just defending his relationship" Cedric said grabbing her shoulder

"I am not angry! 'E IS MINE! 'ARRY COME BACK TO ME! I LOVE YOU!" Fleur said running out

"Zat boy vill have a lot of problemz in ze future" Krum said smirking

"At least he is no more interested in Cho" Cedric said smiling

"You zure? He zeem pretty different from the shy boy he vas back there, he can eazily try again...and your Cho vas looking him in interest after he undressed" Victor said simply

"Naah! He would never...I trust Cho...we are together and...HARRY! I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IF YOU TRY ANYTHING I WILL CASTRATE YOU!" Cedric sputtered before anger overcame him, making him run out screaming

"Cedric! I vas joking! Cedric stop!" Victor yelled at the fuming boy

"Gluposti! (Shit) Vhy no one understand ven I joke? CEDRIC! COME BACK HERE!" Victor yelled running to catch Cedric and stop him from murdering The-Boy-Who-Lived.

Not far away, two other people were talking about the new couple of Hogwarts.

"Hermione and the Veela chick?" a wide eyed Ron muttered as he was finally awake, Fleur desperate screaming reaching his ears

"Oh! Mister Weasley, you are awake finally!" Dumbledore said happily

"Harry has Hermione and the Veela?" Ron asked again, this time with a little bit more of strength

"Sadly, yes, Mister Ronald, your nearing the Dark side had Miss Granger losing interest in you" the headmaster explained

"The Dark side?"

"Yes, luckily our dear Harry managed to move you back towards our ranks, showing you the error of your actions"

"MY error? HE PUNCHED ME!" Ron said enraged

"I admit that it was an unorthodox method, but I am sure that Harry had every intention of saving your friendship"

"And Hermione?"

"I fear that your momentarily mis-step ruined her attraction towards you" Dumbledore said shaking his head

"But-but we are soul-mates!" the red head protested

"I know, I can clearly see the love that link you two, you'll need all that love to remember her of your destiny together, unfortunately I won't be able to help, any intermission may corrupt that wonderful love"

"I will do it! I will remember her how deep our connection is!" Ron said running towards the castle

"Good and remember, my boy! True love triumph over everything!" Dumbledore said watching the running boy.

From the after-life Frank watched amused as the old codger and the red haired idiot made plans for the future, ignoring how things WILL go instead, luckily few people owed him some, that boy needed some happiness in his life after all.

The next day – Great Hall

As Harry and Hermione entered the hall for Breakfast, a certain French Veela moved to be visible from Harry's seat

"Good Morning 'arry!" Fleur chirped from the Ravenclaw table

"Good morning" He answered politely

"Good Morning" Hermione muttered with narrowed eyes

"Ready to lose him, English bitch?" Fleur thought while grabbing a cherry with a devious smile on her face.

"What is she doing?" Dean Thomas asked with a blush as the young Veela used a little flick of her tongue to drive the fruit in her mouth

"A damn good job" Fred answered as the stern too went inside, coming out with a pretty knot immediately after

"Eh! Skillful tongue, that's for sure" Harry muttered shrugging

"Umph! Amateur" Hermione said glaring at Fleur challenging smile

Taking a cherry herself the bushy-haired Griffyndor moved the stern into her mouth for an instant before taking it out, shocking the ones watching.

Hermione was what she wrote using the stern

"How?" a wide eyed Harry asked in awe

"A skillful tongue and an engorgio spell to make it long enough, I just made a series of knots to form the letters" she answered moving his arm around her shoulders, her head resting on Harry's shoulder with a prideful smile on her face.

An improvise noise from their table informed them that Ginny tried the knot trick too, choking on the stern as a result.

"Are you okay?" Harry asked with a raised eyebrow, Ginny just nodded before looking down, an atomic blush on her face

Teacher's table

"Fifty points to Griffyndor for...uhm! Ah! Artistic ability for Miss Granger's technique!" Flitwick said eagerly, ignoring the glares from the female part of the table

"I didn't know that you were that sort of man, Filius" McGonagall said in disgust, fixing her stare on her minute colleague

"..." the Charm professor didn't answered, enraptured by whatever was happening at his table

"Filius? What are you...OH FOR MERLIN'S SAKE!" McGonagall said before snapping angrily towards the French champion.

Offended by her English enemy for Harry's attention, Fleur forgot every inhibition, going all-out for the sake of her pride as Delacour AND Veela.

Using her fork to grab the biggest sausage she could find she started eating...if what she was doing could be considered as such.

The long, thick aliment was tenderly nibbled leaving small trickles dripping down, marring her chin while her eyes were closed as in bliss, slowly savoring her treat reclining her head slightly to the side as her tongue darted momentarily out to clean her lips, a playful giggle escaping her before returning to her action and swallowing it whole before pulling it out.

"Damn" the Weasley brothers muttered as Colin Creevey snapped a photo after another, his brother doing the same while pre-orders of copies started piling near them

"Cedric? You ARE finding this offensive, aren't you?" Cho asked glaring at her boyfriend

"O-Of course! I will reprimand her...once she finished" Cedric answered immediately, muttering the last part to himself

"I knew it vas a goot idea coming here" Krum muttered with a wide grin

Just to be sure to reach her target, Fleur flashed her allure while forgetting her last spark of decency and licking the sausage from bottom to top while looking directly at Harry with a lustful light in her eyes, even the sausage was blushing at that point.

"WHY POTTER? I am a Malfoy! My family is way more important than his!" Draco whined as he was squirming in his seat, Crabble and Goyle refusing to blink while watching.

Even if someone was having doubts if those two were attracted more by the food or the girl.

With a last moan she swallowed the sausage whole for few seconds before taking it out, a little bit of spit flying on her nose making her giggle, enticing several groans from the boys present as they were imaging another sort of thing splashing on her face.

"MADEMOISELLE DELACOUR!" Madame Maxime yelled outraged

"Now, now! I don't see why you are angry, she was just eating" Ludo Bagman said while moving an hand on his forehead to take away the sweat "It's me or is hot here today" he said fanning himself

"Such actions are not befitting of a lady" McGonagall said angrily

"I think you are overreacting" Flitwick said trying to reign his blush

"I concur" Karkaroff said nodding, adjusting his pants in discomfort

"Pigs, and you, Alastor? What do you think?" the Deputy Headmistress glaring at the Master Auror that was scanning the room with his magical eye while the normal one was focusing on Fleur alone

"Uh? Ah, yeah! Constant vigilance" Moody answered off-handedly

The truth was the Barthy Crouch Jr was taking notice that between prison, forced entrapment at his father's house and mission for the Dark Lord he hadn't some Happy Naked Time since quite some time and was now wondering if stunning Potter in order to Polyjuice as him for few hours to relieve some stress would put his Master's plan in jeopardy or not, and the arguments of his pants were REALLY convincing.

"Tch! Amateur, I can do better in my sleep" Snape muttered with a sneer, unfortunately the others could still hear him, making the green-faced Moody and Flitwick move their chairs away from the potion master leaving him a wide berth and saving Fleur from punishment thanks to the awkward silence following that statement.

Student's tables

"I...you...uh...that's hot" Sirius muttered from the mirror in Harry's hand, he really wanted to ask to the boy how he knew about those, but right now his blood was traveling towards south, making difficult even talking.

"You were saying?" Harry asked smirking, he had asked Dobby to fetch the mirror as Fleur started her show

"Listen Pup...I...I have to go...somewhere, yes, somewhere! To do..." the escapee said shooting glances at the near corridor of the Black House at Grimauld Place he was in

"Oh! I get it! Go, I won't keep you" Harry said nodding

"Thank you, I'll call you soon after I am...done" Sirius said as the link closed, not before letting Harry ear a last scream of anguish

"REMUS LUPIN! THAT'S MY BATHROOM!" the poor dogfather said as the last image of his fight with the ex-DADA professor (He too victim of Fleur) over the bathroom faded from the mirror.

"Luckily no-one noticed I was talking to him" Harry said shaking his head

"Where is Hermione?" Neville asked FINALLY tearing his eyes away from the Veela girl that was now eating normally, but stopping from time to time to wink at Harry or just steal a glance at him with a playful smirk on her face.

"She is..." he was answering before the words failed him as someone started fumbling with his robes from under the table

"She must have gone out, disgusted of what she was seeing" Harry answered keeping a blank expression on his face

"I am perfectly happy of what I am seeing instead" he could hear her mutter before she showed HER answer to the older girl challenge.

Using the self-control exercise Yasha taught him he managed to maintain his composure as his best friend was giving her ministrations, growling in dismay as the breakfast finished before HE could finish, forcing the girl to stop before the end in order to move towards the next class.

"Twenty years...I lasted twenty years and I can wait until she is ready" Harry muttered to himself.

Augus may have trained him in sex too, but he never permitted to the boy to reach the apex, justifying that as it being his punishment for trying to skip training, but leaving him with a pent-up situation he could barely control, especially now that he had a body and hormones working over-time to torture him.

"Before I forgot, Hermione...between the changes I made to myself there is a special something that wasn't intended, but I think you may enjoy all the same" Harry said grinning

"What are you talking about?" she asked, several girls together with Fleur eavesdropping discretely

"Oh, nothing serious" Harry said playfully licking his eyebrows with his tongue, making her and some of the more dirty-minded girls go wide eyed.

"I can ask Madame Pomfrey to turn it to normal if you want" he asked grinning at her flustered appearance

"NO! I-I-I mean...no, I don't think there is any reason for you to do that, if it is not of hindrance to you I don't mind" Hermione said, the two oblivious that every other girl present was nodding, again with hungry looks centered on the fourth champion of the Tri-wizard Tournament.

Gryffindor Tower – That night -

"Listen, mate" Ron called out grabbing Harry's shoulder

"What do you want?" Harry asked in annoyance

"Harry, I know that Hermione is a good girl and all, but your destiny is with Ginny, you don't need to fear me, I will be more than happy if you two get together, I know you won't make her suffer, Hermione and me will still be your friend, I won't take her friendship away, but My destiny his hers, WE are soul-mates" Ron said watching his friend in the eyes.

While Ron was fervently defending his little fantasy, Hermione moved inside the boys dorm to give to her boyfriend a little surprise kiss before he went to sleep.

"Hihi! That half-parrot thinks that she can take my man away just because she is pretty, I'll show her" Hermione said tiptoeing towards the bed

"'Arry? Come here, I'll keep the nightmares away, just hug me" a female voice said sultrily from under the sheets, moving them slightly to show that the young Veela wasn't wearing a pajama

Or clothes of any sort.

"Uh?" Hermione said watching the scene disbelievingly

"'Arry?" Fleur asked turning, coming face-to-face with the actual girlfriend of her target

back to the STILL talking Weasley

"...And this is why me and Hermione will never have a weekend near a village with more than one thousand and five hundred habitants before the twenty-fifth anniversary of our wedding" Ron said concluding his LONG explanation

"Zzzzzz...Boring!" faking a snore Harry answered before sitting in one of the arm-chairs of the room

"HARRY! I am trying to..."

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Hermione enraged Roar echoed in the tower as a barely clothed Fleur was flung out of the boys dormitory

"This izn't over! I will open his eyez! 'ARRY WILL BE MINE!" the disheveled Delacour yelled before running out of the tower as the angry Brown haired girl stormed down the stairs

"OVER MY DEAD BODY!" Hermione yelled at the retreating champion

"WHO!? Who made that sorry excuse of a bird enter here?" Hermione said to the presents, every male or female, excluding Harry and Ron, hiding behind the tables or chairs while the red-haired boy of the trio was unaware of the danger, Harry was instead finding even more difficult keeping himself from pouncing on her.

"What's the problem? She said she had a problem that needed Harry's help, she said that it was a champion's thing so I let her in, you know, to show that between us I am the mature one, leaving petty discussions behind" Ron said puffing his chest out in pride

"Bad move, boy...bad move" Harry said itching to the side, leaving a clean target to Hermione

"The mature one?" the girl asked with a strangely calm voice

"Of course! I didWHAM!" once again, with a cannon-like sound a fist impacted with Ron's nose flattering it, this time courtesy of Hermione that launched the boy against the wall, the barely conscious red-head letting out a small whimper before falling silent

"Point one: NO-ONE can enter here without McGonagall permission, that incident with Sirius Black happened because he managed to get his hands on the password NOT because someone let him in! Just this should be enough to prohibit you from EVER know the password again since you let enter whoever shows you a little tail, making us possible targets of kidnapping, murder or even just House rivalry!" Hermione said stomping down

"And second: I. AM. HARRY'S. GIRL! LEAVE ME ALONE!" she yelled at a millimetre of his face

"But...but" Ron tried saying

"Sorry my love, but I gotta go, if I stay a little longer I risk hexing him into oblivion" Hermione said giving a goodnight Kiss/snog to Harry before leaving

"Good night dear, sleep well" he answered

"Better go, mate...tomorrow will be another day and something tells me that you will have A LOT to worry about! Hahahahaha!" Harry said before letting out a mad laugh similar to Augus.

Beuxbatons Carriage – Fleur's room -

"This is outrageous! That little bitch dare put her bucktoothed face between me and my prince, this ends now!" the Delacour girl tirade went on and on in an always faster French string of curses

"And what are you going to do about it?" Michelle, one of Fleur's friends, asked trying to calm her down

"...I'll call maman and Grand-mere, an Half Veela and a Full Veela should know more tricks about removing an obstacle, especially Grand-mere Genevieve, she used to be an expert in this kind of things, I'll send an owl right away" Fleur said taking two parchments and hastily composing two letters for her mother and grandmother, explaining how she needed their help to catch the man of her dreams and rapidly moving towards their owls, choosing the fastest two to deliver her messages.

London – Hamptons – Notting Hill – Little apartment -

In a little apartment and old woman was turning restlessly in her sleep, a little vibration from the fireplace awakening her.

"What?" she groaned while reaching for her glasses on the stand, turning on the lights

"That is...but...it was over fifty years since the last time it ringed!" the woman said before nearing the ancient looking clock that was moving rapidly and trembling

"So that blasted bitch is moving again eh? Not until I draw breath!" the old woman said moving towards the phone to call her daughter

"M-Mom? What's wrong?" a tired voice answered from the other side showing that someone was sleeping before the call

"Emma it's me, the old clock my grand-mother charmed started moving again, is your husband at home?" the old woman asked

She was Christine Watson, mother of Emma Granger-Watson, only magical member of the Watson Family (even if just a Squib) still alive before Hermione's birth, she was now solemnly watching as the hands stopped at Six, confirming the woman's worry

"Yes mom, he is here and safe...what does this mean?" Emma asked now completely awake, when that clock moves it means only one thing for their family.

A Delacour Bitch was targeting the boyfriend/husband of one of the women of their family

"Your father left us six years ago and your husband is safe...this means that someone is trying to take away Hermione's love and I won't let that happen!" Christine said fiercely, every shadow of sleep forgotten

"Do you think?...Can this mean that she is back?" Emma asked with barely restrained anger

"Genevieve Delacour...the whore that tried to snatch my dear Alfred away from me! The arms stopped at Six and Twelve, meaning that a mother and a Grand-mother are moving or will move, I bet that one of the young girls of that blasted family of half-roasted chickens asked their help in plotting as we speak" the old Matriarch said with a sneer of disgust

"Right now we can't do anything...Daniel said that tomorrow morning he will take you here from the station, is it okay for you?" Emma asked

"I'll be there with the first train, but in the future I insist on adding your house to the Floo network"

"Grandma Christine?" a male voice asked

"Yes, Dan?" she said

"I know I should be angry that a boy is courting my little princess, but.."

"But our Hermione is a smart girl that won't swoon just for a smile, I taught her how to be a proper lady and nurtured her love for literature, making her blossom in a bright girl instead of silly teenager fixated on boy-bands and gossip, if this boy managed to make breach in her heart and have her love then he MUST be a good boy, the fact that a Veela is chasing him means that he as good qualities, not only good looks! For once those pigeons have some qualities...they want only the best, just we can't let them have OUR best" Christine said

"So that feathered bitch wants to steal my lil' girl prince? I may hate seeing her dating a boy so soon, but I'll be damned if she will suffer because some hussy made a move on her boyfriend, count me in" Daniel said fiercely

"Good! Tomorrow I'll ask to an old friend to send an owl to Hemione, it's time for her to know that she is not the only magical member of our family and that the centuries-long feud between the Delacours and the Watsons has just resurfaced, we'll help here defend her love!" Christine said to the phone

"ROGER!" Dan and Emma answered before the call ended, plans must be formed to stop a new attack to their family.

Hogwarts – Great Hall – the next day -

Breakfast was again theater of the fight between Hermione and Fleur, this time both girls were sitting at Harry's sides glaring at each other, the fact that there weren't classes that day promised a longer version of the whole spectacle.

"There must be a way to resolve this" Harry said in annoyance

"Of course there is! This hussy just needs to walk away and leave us alone" Hermione said grabbing his arm

"'Arry...you know I will be way better, she is too leetle for you, moi, I am a far better choice" Fleur said turning his head towards her with a slender finger

Two owls interrupted their discussion, a brown one that landed in front of Hermione and a white one in front of Fleur

"See, we 'ave even a similar owl" Fleur said simply while grabbing her letter

"Tsk! This means nothing" the other girl answered taking her letter

"Harry...can I ask Dobby a favour?"

"Miss Grangy called Dobby?" the little elf said popping near the girl

"Yes Dobby, Hermione needs a favour, can you help her?" Harry asked

"Dobby can! Dobby will help Mister Harry Potter Sir's Grangy!" Dobby said jumping on the spot

"Take this letter and deliver it, take the owl with you and return here with the answer as soon as possible please" Hermione said scribbling rapidly an answer

"Dobby will do it right away, Miss Grangy" Dobby said taking both letter and owl

"Can you do this for me too?" Fleur asked battling her eyelashes cutely

"Dobby won't, you is bad-parrot-woman that is trying to take Mister Harry Potter Sir away with her Bad-parrot-woman tricks, Dobby won't help you" Dobby answered with narrowed eyes before popping away

"Petit fils de..." Her tirade stopped as she was incited by the owl to read and answer the letter

"Something I should know?" Harry asked

"Come with me" Hermione said grabbing his hand and taking him out of the Hall, Ginny silently following the two

Moving to an empty classroom the brown haired girl started throwing Silencing and Privacy Spells at the door

"Okay, apparently my family has an history of magic it seems as sometimes a squib is born and even more rarely a full witch or wizard, I am the first witch after four generations while my Grand-mother is a squib, my mother is instead a muggle and..." Hermione explained without taking breaths, her words barely understandable for how fast she was talking

"Sorry to interrupt, but what is the core of the problem? You need to focus and tell me because I am having problems following you" Harry said hugging the girl to calm her, he already knew those things thanks to the file Frank gave him.

"My Grandma said she knows about us, I don't know how she did, but she is happy for me and wish to meet you, is that possible?" Hermione asked

"As long as I don't have to fight your father I am okay" Harry answered getting a slap to the arm from her

"Prat, Dobby!" Hermione called

"Yes, Miss Grangy?" Dobby asked appearing near her

"What is my Grandma's answer?"

"Miss Grangy's family is ready to come here, Miss Grangy wants Dobby to take them?" Dobby asked

"Take them to the seventh floor, we will use the Room of Requirement, Dobby" Harry said

"The Room of what?" Hermione asked

"Harry Potter Sir knows about the Come-And-Go Room? Harry Potter Sir is such a great wizard!" Dobby said popping away to follow his instructions

"A special room I found in third year, walk in front of that ugly tapestry with the dancing trolls three times while thinking what you need and a room following your specification will appear" Harry lied, couldn't tell her about the whole being dead thing, yet.

"Okay, let's move, by now Ginny renounced in spying us, her dot is walking away" Hermione said watching over the Marauders' Map

Seventh Floor – Room Of Requirements – Meeting room configuration -

"They should be here in a moment" Harry said as the door swung open letting a fuming Dan entering, face red in rage

"LISTEN WELL! IF YOU TOUCH MY LITTLE GIRL I GWAK!" Dan's ire went interrupted when he tried to grab Harry's collar, the boy acted quickly to block the man in a head-lock

"DANIEL GRANGER! IN ALL MY LIFE I NEVER WAS SO ASHAMED OF YOU!" Emma yelled entering as well, stopping as the image of a full grown man being blocked by a boy was in front of her

"Good morning! You must be Hermione's sister, aren't you?" Harry said with a charming smile

"Cheeky little boy you are, see Dan? This is the kind of things girls like, a compliment or two from time to time" Emma said giggling at the struggling dentist

"Sorry if I am keeping him restrained, I just acted in self-defense" Harry said

"Let him go, I'll keep him under control, his damaged pride will do the rest" Christine said entering as well, Hermione behind her to help the woman walking

"As you wish, madame" the boy said letting Dan go

"Umpf! It only shows how you are unworthy of my daughter, you are a violent boy" Dan said scratching his sore neck

"Dad you can say what you want, but I will stay with him" Hermione said calmy, walking to stand near Harry

"I am your father and you will do as I say" Dan said angrily

"Then I will just elope, easy" the girl answered rising her chin up and crossing her arms

"And how do you plan to make a living?" her father asked grinning evilly, sure to have the upper hand

"I will gladly take care of her and every expense that will come up" Harry said hugging his girlfriend, burying his face in her hair

"You? Don't make me laugh!" Daniel said with a sneer

"Actually" Christine said "His family, even if not filthy rich, has enough wealth to give to your daughter a good life and much more, am I right, Mister potter?" the old matriarch said grinning

"You know my name, madame, can I know yours?" Harry asked

"Christine Watson at your service, I came here to help my grand-daughter with a Family problem" she answered

"It's about Fleur isn't it? I don't know how did you find out, but I can assure you that her Allure doesn't work on me, as I told her, my mind is MINE alone" Harry said shrugging

"Really? You must love Hermione a lot then" Emma said happily

"It doesn't work like that, a Veela allure attack the brain and the hormones, the whole True Love thing is just the fairy-tale version of the answer, the boy has a good self-control, the love helps because it re-directs his attention on the woman he is really interested in" Christine said

"Whatever! It is my sacred duty as father to scare away any candidate for my daughter affection and I will do my best to scare him until he renounces to date you" Dan said crossing his arms

"DAD!" Hermione yelled outraged

"Silence! You will come home with me and we will move you to an all-girls school, the nearest boy will be at several hundreds of miles from you and one hundred years old!" Dan said trying to grab the girl

"NO!" Hermione yelled hiding behind Harry

"Can you take a copy of The Prophet? I saw something that should help taking his head out of his arse, I should have known that his participation to this visit was a bad idea" Christine said shaking her head

"Dobby? Please grab a copy and take it here" Harry ordered to the small elf

"Dobby will do it!" he answered popping away and returning immediately after

"Take a look, Danny! He fought a dragon...I don't think that a dentist from London will scare him as much as you wish to" Christine said thrusting the paper on Dan's face, ignoring his growling at the nickname

"I don't see what..." The enraged father said before falling silent

The Special Edition of The Prophet talking solely about the Tournament was full of moving pictures showing the highlights of each champion's turn, Harry's pictures representing the various stages of his fist-fight with a dragon, even with the astounding difference in size it was clear that the boy was demolishing the Beast.

"Wha...wha..." muttering incoherently Dan sat on one of the chairs, his eyes glued to photos and description of the event.

"I can see why that girl is hunting you, a pretty face and powerful background and body, but I guess that he treats you well, right Hermione?" Christine asked with critical eyes

"During our first year he jumped on a Troll's back to save me, and we could have been barely considered school-mates, let alone friends" Hermione answered looking down

"A troll at eleven? not bad! Danny here waited seven years before proposing to your mother, I was starting to lose hope before he finally remembered to have a pair" Christine said smirking

"GRANDMA!" Dan yelled blushing

"A-A troll! I was never informed of a troll!" Emma yelled

"I have a Pensieve here...but I will gladly not use it, I don't want to lose the girl I love" Harry said hugging Hermione tighter

"You won't lose me, I told you, they can't take us apart, not now that I have you" she answered

"Good! You are a Granger AND the Heir of my family, we fight for what is our, even against our own family" Christine said nodding

"Mom!" Emma said with wide eyes

"Oh, Shut up! If you don't like her having a boyfriend then she can move to my place, the Potters were a respectable family before a mad-man decided to exterminate them, I was a friend of his grand-father and he was a great man, I met Alfred thanks to him" Christine answered waving off her daughter

"Thank you, madame" Harry said with a little bow of his head

"No formalities, you are Lily's son, I owe her, I'll help you with those two" the old woman said jerking her head towards Emma and Dan

"So? Those memories? Come on! I want to see how much of a man you are, if you say that you fear losing her with those memories it means that the Troll was only the beginning" Christine said moving towards the Pensieve.

Receiving a nod from Hermione, Harry moved several memories of the past three years in the basin, moving to the four Grangers to join him and look.

"It won't be pretty, But I can assure you that I never forced her to take part in anything, she always followed me willingly" Harry said before the start

"Enough talking" Christine said grabbing both Emma and Dan's head, immersing them in the memories with her and the two students.

Re-emerging from the tour in the past silence reigned in the room

Dan was sitting on a nearby chair, pale and shaking as his eyes were fixed in a undetermined point in front of him, Emma instead was looking around nervously for Acromantulas or Basilisks, fearing that those could jump out of the walls and attack her.

"So much for the safest place in the UK...you are the most troublesome, stupid, reckless idiot I have ever seen...you may as well being Alfred reincarnation and I am proud to have you as my granddaughter's boyfriend!" Christine said crushing Harry in a bear-hug to put Molly's to shame.

"You fought that thing alone!" Hermione said hugging him herself

"Okay, that's settled then, if all those monsters never separated you two then the Delacours won't have you either, do you have any plan to crush them yet?" Christine asked

"I'll take care of that Grandma, she won't have him!" Hermione said

"Good, send me an owl whenever you need some suggestion, me and Genevieve Delacour are at war since we both were Nineteen, I know every trick that old hag may use" the old Watson said taking the two still shocked parents out of the room

"Have that house-elf take us home and I will take care of those two, they won't pester you anymore once I am finished with them, trust me" Christine said as Dobby took them home

"I like her, she is a cool old woman, I bet that's where you took the brain" Harry said grinning

"True, she said that the temperament comes from both Mum and Dad instead, they are more impulsive, sorry for my Dad, he just want to protect me" Hermione said with sad eyes

"Not a problem, but there is something I wish you to see" Harry said

"Other memories?" she asked

"Yes, but this time is different" he answered, he had made up his mind about showing her about his coming back

"Come, there is a lot I wish to show you" Harry said as both entered again the Pensieve.

The end of chapter 1 – Extra File (not influencing the plot) – Hagrid Challenge -

The morning breakfast was interrupted by the heavy steps of Hagrid as he neared the Gryffindor's table

"Harry! I challenge ya for Maxime's honor" Hagrid said slapping Harry with a glove just like he saw in a muggle film, the problem was that the glove was Hagrid-sized, making the whole thing almost throw the boy to the ground

"I accept" Harry said slapping Hagrid with the metallic gauntlets Asura gave him, almost obtaining the same result

"I don't have a wand, I challenge ya at Arm Wrestling!" Hagrid said sitting down at the table in front of Harry, the wood whining under his weight

"So be it, but I do this only for the sake of challenge, I am not interested in Maxine" Harry said presenting his arm

"Really?" Hagrid asked

"Of course! You are my friend, I would never take away the woman you like" Harry answered

"Okay, I will show ya that I am the strongest then!" the Half-giant said grinning

"I lifted a dragon, don't underestimate me" the boy answered

"Take away the gauntlets, Potter! We all know is thanks to them if you can do those things!" Draco said sneering

"As always you are the dumbest of the group, I have no problems both WITH or WITHOUT those" Harry said taking them away

"Are you sure Hagrid, my friend?" Dumbledore asked nearing the two

"Yeah, professor, justa a challenge between gentlemen...it's for tha greater good, ya know? To promote friendship between half-giants and humans" Hagrid said with a mischievous glint in his eyes

"Of course, of course" The Headmaster said nodding, behind him professors and students rising a betting pool to see who would win.

"I bet that Hagrid will win, Potter needs to learn some humility" Snape muttered with a sneer

"You are biased, you would bet on You-Know-Who if he was in Hagrid place" Vector said shaking her head, making Snape's sneer deepen

"On your marks! Get set! GO!" Dumbledore said acting as referee

"UUUUNGH!" Hagrid muttered loudly as he was using all his strength to pin Harry's arm down

Both boy and Half-giant arms were shaking under the pressure while the table under them started cracking, the two stood still glaring at each other

"UUF! UUF!" Puffing Hagrid's face got purple in colour, but with excruciating slowness he was moving for the win.

"Please win, Harry, please" Hermione pleaded

"I can't, I don't want Hagrid to feel bad" Harry muttered in answer

"Please? Pretty Please?" she pleaded again with puppy eyes

"No Hermione, I can't!" He said strongly

"Page 63 and 72" Hermione said crossing her arms

"R-really?" he asked gulping

"Do it and I'll throw in page 44 as well" Hermione said with a strong blush reaching her ears

SLAM! With a thundering noise Harry pinned Hagrid's arm down, throwing the half-giant to the floor and breaking the table in two in his haste to win, the two halves of the table slowly falling down in a deafening Boom.

"I guess that Harry is the winner...where is he?" Dumbledore asked looking around

"OH HARRY!" a female voice yelled in ecstasy between moans

"He is celebrating apparently" Fred Weasley said while his brother was collecting/distributing the money of the bets, no-one had noticed as the dark-haired boy carried Hermione bridal style out of the Great Hall the instant he won

"POTTER! GRANGER! Fifty points from Gryffindor for unacceptable aptitude!" McGonagall bellowed while looking for the two

"It's all okay, Monsieur Hagrid, you did well" Madame Maxime said trying to console the sobbing Hagrid

"Ma pride! It hurts!" the half-giant said between sobs

"But he is getting some as a result" Dean Thomas said to console him

"Yeah, I guess ya're right...good for him, James would be proud" Hagrid said nodding

"Where is Fleur?" Maxime asked

"OH MON DIEUUUU!" A French female voice yelled in chorus with Hermione's

"MADEMOISELLE DELACOUR!" The Giant Headmistress yelled outraged, joining McGonagall in the hunt of the two, now three

"Ah! Sucks to be you! Right, Ginny?" Ron asked looking around for his sister

"Ginny?" He called out again

"OH HARRY! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! PLEASE FONDLE MY TITS MOOOORE!" The young Weasley girl shrieked out her orgasm

"As always Slytherin demonstrate a higher respect of manners" Snape said as Mount McGonagall exploded once again

"THAT'S OUR SISTER!" Fred and George yelled as the two ran out of the Great Hall to stop the dirty affair and save their little sister

"I didn't know that your house was the one of the lecherous, Minerva, I thought you were Lions, not horny cats...Miss Greengrass! Miss Davis! What are you doing?" Snape said taunting again before two of his students moved towards the door

"We? We were...ehm!...we were...RUN TRACY!" Daphne said as she and her friend ran out to join in the fun

"STOP THIS INSTANT! DON'T YOU DARE...LISTEN TO ME! GREENGRASS! DAVIS! DETENTION UNTIL YOU ARE SIXTY-FIVE! STOP RUNNING AND LISTEN TO ME!" Snape yelled in rage as he started following the two girls

"We of Drumstrang ask to have Potter teaching us his secrets, Headmaster! The humanity needs to learn from this Superior Being!" one of the students of the Bulgarian school said

"I will do my best, knowledge is a right and must be divulged!" Karkaroff said nodding solemnly

"Ehm...Headmaster Dumbledore? we may have a problem" the Gryffindor ghost said uncertainly

"What happened Sir Nicholas?" Albus asked

"Apparently, miss Myrtle had found Mister potter..." Nick said with a strange silver tint appearing on his cheeks

"Moaning Myrtle? what is she doing?" Cedric asked

"AAAAAHN! AAAAHN!" a strange, far-away cry of pleasure echoed in the Great Hall

"Fully Living Up to her Nickname if I have to say" the almost-beheaded ghost said looking down

"A Ghost!?" the student yelled

"Whatever spell he is using...it's working nicely I suppose" Nick said as a particularly strong scream from the spectral girl made the windows rattle

"Oh dear!" Cho said summarizing the thoughts of the female part of the school

"NO! don't you even dare thinking about it!" Cedric said with narrowed eyes

"But...but..." the girl said with the others looking dreamily at the doors of the Hall

"NO!" every boy in a relationship yelled in unison

For the rest of the year Harry will be forced to use both Map and Invisibility Cloak to evade the mobs of Boys pleading him to share the secrets of how to reach the Paradise that his the female world.

End of Chapther one! I planned to have the story being Three-chapters-Long, so I will skip some useless junk to concentrate on the most important things, hope you understand.

By the way, the OOC Hermione comes from a simple consideration:

HERMIONE

HORMONE

They appear similar once written, so I though that it could have been funny to have an Hidden Pervert, "always the quite ones" remember? ^^

in the next chapter I will also explain from WHERE this perversion comes.

Review/follow/fav. I like the three without distinction.

BYEEEE! ^ ^

Tr230.