Yeah. Now I'm here. An Italian in an English site, writing in English (shudder) and making you try to understand what I'm writing.

Sorry in advance for the last.

I will write a lot of stories about Starkiller (the badass character, not the planet-destroyer planet... you have understood), and crossovers about star wars and other universes (that are a bit lacking of number).

I will not say to not flame me (cause if you flame someone you are following him. Is better that than not following MWAHAHA), but please try to reign yourselves and don't destroy me. If you want to do it please do it gently, i don't like it rough.

So! Now that i'm done, let's get this show on the road!

E che la fortuna mi aiuti, perché sono audace! (And may the fortune help me, because I am Audacious!)

Ok, that was the serious part.

Now the important part: the warnings

1) ye who pass though this autor, lose all your hope, because there is no normalcy found here

2) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOOOD! There will be probably scenes in my stories a bit... unsettling a times, I will alert you before them. Maybe.

3) Do not expect regular updates. In the sense one could be the next day and the other two weeks after or one month. Yeah. not cool.

4) NO LEMON. I don't know how to write them. That's it.

5) My stories aren't usually serious. First rule modified, it's notable with my stories that I don't like them to be too much gloomy, so expect third-grade humor and trolling.

6) My stories are not what you can seriously call a good piece of writing, so any Rewiew will be very much appreciated

Now, about the poll:

If there is a tie, I will publish two "First chapters" on the two stories, and the one gaining the most follows and favorites before I update one of the two normal stories will be the third.

Madnesses now in production:

I shall be freed from Fate

Yeah. A Star wars fanfic crossover with nasuverse. What could go wrong, you say? When the Servant called is not a goody Luke Skywalker, his more cool father or a tactical and pratical genius like Revan. Not even a sarcastic Han Solo is present. So who did I write about?

About Galen, he-who-launch-a-Star-Destroyer-to-kill, Marek, one of the character you can do what you want cause nothing is known about him.

Yeah, I'm raving. Now read the story!

The Return of the Grey King

or "Because I don't have enough on my plate and I want to be hated by my readers" story. A STFU xover with high school DxD.

I think I said enough.

Now read it!

Possible fanfics:

The God of Swords

There are many possibilities in the alternate dimensions, and in one of them EMIYA was able to reach his objective: kill his past self. Unfortunately now he was reincarnated and had to protect someone with an equally shitty luck

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Fate/stay night crossover

Percy is not EMIYA

Fem-Percy (Deus vult)

The Wrought Iron Hero

There are many possibilities in the multiverse, but EMIYA, his shitty luck always with him, is now cursing the now living gods in his new old life as Paris

Greek mythos Fate/stay night crossover

Paris is Emiya

The unleashed awakens

Or "how Rey found a strange man in the dunes who changed her life forever". A rewritten new trilogy with Galen as Rey's master.

The Counter Guardian in the academy

EMIYA was successful in his self appointed mission, and the paradox took place, cancelling his self. But who would have thought that he would now have a family, be accepted at a school for his normal grades and that that school would be full of monsters? He should have, and now he regrets it.

Rosario vampire Fate/stay night crossover

Incredible! EMIYA is Tsukune Aono!