Jupitercrashhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. Hi all! I'm 34. I am American but I've lived in Southern England for eight years, so I apologise if my spellings are a little cross between the two. I love the Cullens and all things Twilight. I love writing and I read voraciously. I also write Doctor Who fanfic, but I've not put any up yet. I'm just starting on writing Twilight fic, so bear with me if things are a tiny bit bumpy for a while. Starting a new fandom is a bit daunting. If you liked 'My Best Friend's Girl', check out a story I'm writing with marve on Twilighted: I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked! Enjoy |
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Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 7,263 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10067 - Favs: 7,534 - Follows: 6,174 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6071 - Favs: 10,610 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago... ::Hiatus::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3482 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Follow You into the Dark by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
What's the farthest thing from The Cleavers? The Cullens! How will Bella fair being a human, living in a house full of vampires, with a past that might come back to bite her? Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gap On Page 85 by sweetseverus reviews
Two-shot so far. The chapters Stephenie Meyer left out. Bella and Edwards first time on their honeymoon, now includes the second gap on page 108 and Edwards point of view. Warning: explicite content for mature audiences. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Corona by L-Sfarmwmn reviews
What's scarier than becoming a vampire? How about getting married, starting an Ivy league college, and having to hide everything from my parents. And then there are the dead co-eds, and everyone thinks I did it. Alternate version of book four.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,998 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
No Regrets by wtvoc reviews
Bella and Edward's Wedding Night. My entry to twilighted's "Breaking Dawn Missing Moments: Passion" Category. Rated M for Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perchance To Dream by AussieEllie reviews
That plea, so filled with need, with love, with pain, was my undoing. Sequel to Destruction in Desire. Spoilers for Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Destruction in Desire by AussieEllie reviews
As I stared at the blossoming purple which marred the perfection of my love’s skin, only one word echoed in my mind…Monster. Spoilers for Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
first light by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella and Edward face what may be their greatest challenge: Marriage. One threat still stands between the couple and their fairy tale ending. Bella is the key to protecting the Cullens; but can she find enough control in time to save them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,543 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Pictures Frozen In Time by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
“Rest assured that when you are watching this, witnessing her pain, her last minutes to live were of agony she never has known before. You failed, Cullen. I won.” Bella, Alice, and Edward all watch James' tape. Three-shot. T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Messing with Mike by Heartbroken1 reviews
Originally chapter 26 in ‘One Bite…’ but it’s too funny for all the Edward lovers to miss : Enjoy! The Cullens have returned to Forks, and they’ve decided to watch over Bella while she’s at work. It’s Emmett’s turn, and simply staying in the shadows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Goodbye Hurts by Heartbroken1 reviews
Goodbyes are seldom pleasant, but watching your fiancee’s heart break because she’s bid farewell to another man is excruciating. What is running through Edward’s mind the night after Bella said goodbye to Jacob?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Jacob's New Moon by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob’s story really begins in chapter six of the original story when Bella pulls into his driveway asking for help with her little project. Watch through his eyes as his love for her develops, grows and is threatened by forces beyond his control.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,636 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007
Promises by Genevieve Lee reviews
Bella stays home sick with the flu, but does not tell Edward. When he finds her missing from school, he worries and goes to see her. Just a fluffy one shot. Written as a gift for a friend upon request.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Guardian Angel by odyssey1 reviews
We write the year 1911. Chicago is hit by an unexpected heat wave and Dr. Carlisle Cullen meets Edward Masen for the first time. Unfortunately, this does not happen under the best of circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007
Colors by Angel Ren reviews
Ever want to get inside Marcus' head? What did he see in the antechamber in Volterra between Edward and Bella? Setting: New Moon Edited!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Marcus - Complete
Fire and Ice by odyssey1 reviews
The infamous tentscene from Edward's POV. Warning: Heavy spoilers for Eclipse!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
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My Best Friend's Girl reviews
Jasper Hale has been telling people that Bella's his girlfriend for years. What happens when she moves to Forks? Rated for seriously naughty stuff, so please be warned! AU Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forget Her reviews
AU after Edward leaves in New Moon. Edward runs into Bella four years later at Dartmouth only to find she is very changed from the last time he saw her. Can he convince her to forgive him? Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Greed reviews
Edward's second thoughts on waiting until marriage and his point of view on the second chapter, Long Night, in Breaking Dawn. I'm not very good at these, so read and see! Done for an any fandom challenge on livejournal. My first Twilight fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
