Arthur remembers what those days were like — living with a single mother and three big brothers in their squalid north London home; he remembers the screaming, the fighting, and the pain. When the past collides with the present, it all comes rushing back. Everything starts to break—the family he has now, and the one he left behind. (FACE family and Kirkland brothers human AU.)

Adam was meant to be the Anti-Christ. In many ways, he was the Chosen One. But he was raised completely human, so he did not accept his role and rejected it. Warlock was not chosen. He was born as a normal child, but was raised with certain Expectations and reality tried to adjust. And while Heaven and Hell can't let Aziraphale and Crowley go unpunished, two boys strongly disagree.

In which Aziraphale and Crowley accidentally deliver a future messiah. And that's not to say that they hand him over... They *deliver*, deliver him.

Time for Aziraphale to rescue Crowley.

31 Short Stories written over 31 Days, based on the 2019 Inktober Prompts! Lots and lots of domestic fluff and friendshippiness, historical stories, Warlock stories, meta-ish philosophical stories, angst, a few (hopefully loveable!) OCs, very fun and crack-y AUs, and lots and lots of comedy! Inktober2019 DONE, baby!

Crowley and Aziraphale go on an apple-picking trip with the Them. What shenanigans will ensue with the Them? How will the angel and the demon be among the fruit that started it all? Take a look dear reader if you want to find out.

Two perfectly ordinary Victorian gentlemen go for a late-night stroll through a graveyard, and absolutely nothing out of the ordinary happens. They certainly do NOT come across a recently exhumed grave. And even if they did, they definitely wouldn't investigate. In the middle of the night. Together. That would be ridiculous.

That's it. That's the story.

Aziraphale's bookshop and Crowley's Bentley have become quite close over the years. Keeping an eye on one wayward principality and one vaguely sauntering demon isn't the easiest job, but someone's got to do it. Especially when, post-Armadidn't, Heaven and Hell decide that Aziraphale and Crowley need to be dealt with. But they've picked a fight with the wrong car and bookshop.

When James takes over Remus's Uber shift, the last person he expects to take on as a passenger is a familiar redhead who is a trifle inebriated. [Muggle Uber AU]

Aziraphale meets with Crowley for dinner while she's on assignment in the States. But when a persistent admirer won't leave Crowley alone, both demon and angel take part in sending him on his way. Aziraphale x Crowley (Female presenting Crowley)

Someone's trading secrets with Heaven and Crowley is at the top of the suspect list. The proof of his loyalty that Hell is asking for is too much to ask, really. Now they've got Aziraphale, and how is Crowley going to rescue him without putting them both in even greater danger? With a little bit of smooth talking and a whole lot of hoping his angel can hold on. Whump & comfort.

Aziraphale and Crowley did in fact cross paths between the 1860s and 1940s - exactly once. Conflicting assignments force them back together, and they proceed to do what they do best: be terrible at their jobs, and even more terrible at communicating. A/C [Follows in line with the Amazon Prime series]

In which a man searching for love summons a crossroads demon.

Post-series. Crowley and Aziraphale are attacked by rogue demons, leaving Aziraphale mortally wounded. Now the only place they have to turn for help will leave them vulnerable to Heaven—if it doesn't kill Crowley first.

Aziraphale is filling the paperwork required to get a new body. In the report about his discorporation (involving Arthur, Mordred and a knight in black armour), he has to bend the truth a little. One can't admit fraternising with the enemy in an official document, after all...

Gabriel has been waiting to get his hands on that infuriating demon. He's going to make Crowley pay, and there's nothing Aziraphale can do about it, except to be there when it's over and help put his friend back together. That's what friends do. Hurt!Crowley, Caring!Aziraphale

Aziraphale is dying and this isn't something Crowley can fix. The angel's only chance is for an archangel to heal him, but Crowley can't exactly waltz into Heaven and ask them to to help his best friend. But maybe if the archangels believed they were rescuing Aziraphale from him? Crowley will have to play this JUST right. Aziraphale's life depends on it.

It was a long and tiring day for Antonio. Why, you ask? Romano. [Human AU, child Romano and Antonio, rated T for language.]

Aziraphale's job at the flower shop is normally dull, until he gets a new regular customer who has some very odd, very specific requests [Oneshot. Everyone's human AU. Generally a mindless fluff-fest.]

"May the world you fought for never stop endeavoring to be a legacy worthy of you." NYH-universe one-shot. A modern day account in honor of the 100th anniversary of the Armistice, signed on the 11th hour, of the 11th day, or the 11th month in 1918. Alfred F. Jones/Arthur Kirkland (US & UK)

Stan has been alone for a long time. He knows how to take care of himself. But when he falls ill, Dipper and Mabel insist on taking care of him, like he cares for them. Stan has forgotten what it's like to have someone look out for him, to have a loving family surround him. Dipper and Mabel are happy to remind him that they will always be by his side.

Matthew knew something was up when they crossed the river and kept going west. Alfred pressed the accelerator to the floor, his back pressed into the seat, the car an extension of him. Alfred never looked more part of a machine. He was himself and yet not. It was summer, 1970. They had both just turned eighteen – and already their lives were heading in very different directions.

Alfred F Jones is about to start his own food business when, one night, he has a strange visit from an old man who had expected something to happen. After the man leaves, Alfred falls through time where he helps a British pilot escape a crashed bi-plane. So begins his adventures in time, fighting in WWI alongside Captain Arthur Kirkland. (UsUK/FrUk)

Alfred gets caught in a trap. TW: Character Death

Summer is a time of adventure and mystery, especially for those in Gravity Falls. But the summer flu is not merciful, and the Pines twins are struck down with leaking noses and nauseous stomachs. But they don't have to suffer alone. Grunkle Stan intends to be by their side the whole time.

While inventorying the books in his "new" shop, Aziraphale discovers a special shelf that's not of this world. Discworld Night Watch crossover!

It's been five hundred years since America and China made the decision to abandon Earth. They are the only ones left, and survival is no longer the problem... dying is. But at least the company's good.

WWI Historical. With the face of war rapidly changing, veteran nations struggle to keep up with ever evolving enemies and their growing power. At what point can nations forgo pride and learn to cooperate with their allies for the sake of victory? **Cover Art by ScarletteDiscord**

Space Navy Captain Arthur Kirkland travels the Universe to see its marvelous sights. An encounter with a strange computer on a pirate starship gives him a new dimension of beauty to consider. But the computer is secretive and vehemently hides his horrifying secret, one that will threaten Arthur's -and the computer's- existence. Beauty can be so dangerous out there in the unknown.

Two lonely nations, the last of their kind, roam the galaxy, waiting for the day when they will finally be allowed to be at rest like the original nations of the Earth-That-Was. What happens when they're finally granted their wish?

Twenty years ago during the Apocal-oops-never-mind-we'll-come-back-later, a flaming Bentley flew over the heads of several officers from the Met, who were manning a rather ineffective roadblock at the time. One of those officers was a young Greg Lestrade.

X-over with Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged returns to Earth to insult the next being on his list - Aziraphale.