Hi everyone! I'm Aquaflame68 and I LUV OXYMORONS!

Age: 16

Gender: wait... I'll check... yup. Female.

REEEPPOOOMAAAANNN! Yeah -_-

STEVE BOB MCSTEVE!! He's the original repo man ;D (please read Magical Shovel's zoo fanfic to actually get that reference)

Okayz, so I is hyper. Yus! YUS! YuuuSSS!

:D read my fanfics. Just...just do it.

My boyfriend is Kyouya so BACK-OFF! He's mine.

I have an awsome website.

/aquaflame68

My favorite made-up/ real quotes:

Your mom, your butt, your face, your fish. NUCLEAR BOMB EXPLOSION! ~me and Leila

Do the Katie Clap! ~Katie

Shika-shika-shika-SHIKAMARU! ~Leila

Blame everything on Leila, it makes life so much easier! ~Caitlin

I fart in your general direction ~Spamelot

Meep ~Leila, Cat, and me

Oh my god! I turned Naruto into a fish! ~ Emily (again)

Donde estas la fabrica des bombas? ~ David, Nicole, and Me

Wheat! Fields of wheat! Cream of wheat! Everything in life is wheat! ~ Gerard

This wowipop tastes wike shit! ~Me and Nicole

Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. -Me!

I swear to drunk I'm not God. ~ Roy Mustang

Don't look comrade Kojima! Reality is always so cruel and vulgar! This will only serve to sully our naive hearts! ~Asano (Bleach)

For the sake of revenge, lead us to death. ~ Chapter Title for Chapter 36 of Bleach

It's a midget! Flying midgets came out and are talking to me!! ~Orihime

Yes, we have no destiny, only those swallowed up by ignorance and fear who take false steps, shall plunge us into the muddy waters called "destiny".~Bleach

Being kicked like this is so nostalgic- it's better than ever... ~Kon

Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out. ~ George Carlin

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it. ~ George Carlin

If I had my choice of how to die, I would like to be sitting on the cross town bus and suddenly burst into flames. ~ George Carlin

Most of the time, people feel ok. Probably it's becasue at that moment their not actually dying. ~ George Carlin

I've never been quaratined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea. ~ George Carlin

I don't think we should be governing ourselves. What we need is a king, and every now and then is the king's not doing a good job, we kill him. ~ George Carlin

You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks. ~ George Carlin

There is now a Starbucks in my pants. ~ George Carlin

A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining. ~ George Carlin

Sometimes, when you're burying a guy alive, for a moment or two you start feeling sorry for him, and then it passes and you keep shoveling. ~ George Carlin

Waking up to a kiss... it's a given in a situation like this isn't it? ~Aram (MeruPuri Volume 4)

Yeah... I look even better with my clothes off... just kidding! ~ Rei (Mars Volume 2)

If the giant talking head is real, then I think it's time for me to go home... ~Koke (Moon Phase Episode 2)

Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool. - Bender

So...how's life? -Me

Express yourself through the art of INTERPRETIVE DANCE! ~Me

Welcome to Cosco's. I love you. ~Idiocracy

Last Words: Jew Down! Jew Down! ~Zoie

Impudent Strumpet! ~Othello