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Joined 02-11-07, id: 1218095, Profile Updated: 04-19-16
Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy IX, South Park, Scooby Doo, and Supernatural.

So this account is pretty much dead, alas. I'm now out writing super secret fanfiction on AO3, where my account is made up 100% of Transformers. That is my new, true love. Someday I may finish the South Park Horror Story, but I'm not 100% sure. There's a LOT I'd like to change before it is pushed back to the head of the queue (2008ish was a very different time), and I don't have the energy to devote to it at this time.

Interests: Sentient Alien Robots, Singing, Writing, Drawing

Anime: Not so much these days

Television: Transformers, Steven Universe, Not Much Else

Video Games: Pokemon, Older Final Fantasies, Chroner Trigger/Cross, The World Ends With You, Zelda (not that I have time for any of this anymore)

Other: Homestuck, South Park, Good Omens, Buffy/Angel, Red vs. Blue, Harry Potter

Current Obsession: Transformers

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Quis Custodiet by R. Seldon reviews
Post-Game, Shibuya's Composer is faced with the fact that even His power is not absolute. Neku, despite his best efforts, gets stuck in the middle of it. Warning: Spoilers.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,898 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua
These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 325,847 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Motivation by blackash reviews
Matt was perfectly fine living in Mello's shadow, comfortably ensconced in third place, but L just had to shove his ugly letter where it wasn't wanted and undertake the impossible task of getting Matt to give a damn.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,539 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Matt, Light Y.
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Flushed by Stripe reviews
A personal challenge to attempt a ficlet for all 120 possible combinations of couples among the trolls and kids.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 43,335 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
He Just Strolled In by kaitouahiru reviews
Mello doesn't remember Matt from Wammy's House. Matt just strolled into his place casually, saying he'd be a better hacker then the one Mello's got.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,122 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Under The Surface by Caelice reviews
Izaya wakes up in a coffin with nothing but a flashlight and a cell phone. He doesn't know where he is or how much air he has left. All he knows is that he's running out of time and there's only one person who can save him – Heiwajima Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
If At Faust You Don't Succeed by White Rabbit Asylum reviews
This just in: it's the Apocalypse. Some are rejoicing. Some just don't care anymore. Some have a vested interest in preserving our noble friends, the dolphins.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - A. Crowley, Dean W.
Courtesy Call by Soul Under reviews
And to think; this all started with a missing persons report. Dark!fic. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Caricature by Katraa reviews
After having lost a bet with Mr. Hanekoma, Joshua is forced to seek assistance from his ex-proxy. Cross-dressing was not what Neku had excepted as Joshua's punishment. Could this get any odder? .JoshuaNeku. .Multichap.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,539 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008
Not So Different After All by emerald sorceress reviews
What would happen if the Doctor and Rose ever landed in Sunnydale? Seems things aren't so different after all. BA 10Rose
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Buffy S., 10th Doctor
Ever After by Shadow over Egypt reviews
Fairytale is a very trying place. Children get abandoned; loves fall under evil spells, and members of royalty get abducted on a regular basis. Still, if it's 'Happy Ever After' you're looking for, it's obligatory to start with 'Once Upon a Time...' AU
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 105,284 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009
Encounters in the Fourth Dimension by Wannabe Darklord reviews
When the Scoobies meet a rather odd pair, they discover that time does not necessarily have to follow a strict progression of cause and effect.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,325 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - 10th Doctor
Faceless by Noofle reviews
Mulder and Scully have a strange case on their hands when bodies start turning up without faces, but who are the mysterious couple that seem to be at every crime scene? The Doctor and Donna have a problem of their own...one big, slimy problem...
Crossover - X-Files & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - F. Mulder, 10th Doctor
Designated Driver by MissTetra222 reviews
A smutty oneshot I wrote for my friend because we were disgusted at the lack of love for ClydexCraig. Craig's POV
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Hung on Powerlines by Mahri Lellan reviews
I'd take it kicking and screaming, but for you I'll keep my mouth shut. So, so bittersweet and battered. MelloxMatt, slightly Mattcentric. Rated M for abstract sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,072 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dividing by Zero by Ersatz.Love reviews
The battle was lost, but the war's not over; the Composer's biggest threat has yet to be erased, after all. Post-game, Sho-centric, spoilers ahoy!
World Ends With You - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Sho M.
The Loser's Game by TheFlySavior reviews
Stan can never be a winner in the game he plays. No one knows when the change occurred, but the emminent cry for help remains. The question remains of what happened? WARNING: Major Slash/Mature.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,995 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Camera Only Sees the Surface by Loca Bambina reviews
Craig hates Cartman, Cartman hates Craig, and everyone loves Clyde... except himself. Features insecurities, damaged reputations, and film director!Craig. CraigClyde, ClydeCartman, Craig's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Craig T., Clyde D.
Operation: Prom Wammy? by StrawberriBlood reviews
Wammy's House is going to host their first-ever super prom. Mello, Matt and Near are going to crash it. Why? Because Mello's secretly an online prostitute, Matt is made of sexy, and Near is...fluffy...T for Humor/Fluff/Crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Mello, Matt
Partners by starshards reviews
Poland and Lithuania were partners in just about everything that they did... Lithuania/Poland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Poland, Lithuania
Working for the Hitachiins by starry night blue reviews
COMPLETE - Haruhi has signed up to work as a personal maid for the Hitachiin twins. Little does she know that they were going to make life hell for her...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,388 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H., Tamaki S. - Complete
10 Things Indicating That a Fic Contains Mary Sue by fiftysix-luver reviews
…who is also a love interest of one of the hosts, a replacement of Haruhi, and a self-insertion--but you need not know of that yet. PARODY. Read at your own risk.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Twisted Religion by MorganEAshton reviews
I believe in...God...Father Almighty" His name was Mihael Keehl...Mihael the Orphan...Mello, and he lived, he loved, and he, like all men, died. This is his story. Mello-Centric, with some MelloXMatt. Reduxing and finishing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,831 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Mello, Matt
The Totally Epic Adventures of Mary Sue by Loca Bambina reviews
Take half a cup of overused plot ideas, stir in a tablespoon of clichés, and add a pinch of nauseatingly perfect characters. Bake until slash rises to surface and is light and fluffy. Serve with a side of OOCness and, of course, a Mary Sue. Enjoy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Sour Raspberry by Cherry Champagne reviews
Creek! Tweek just doesn't know what's good for him. *Booze Blood Sex*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Cigarettes and Melted Easter Eggs by dragonnova reviews
Matt recalls a horror story of Easter past, when Mello went in search of his favorite candy coated chocolate Easter eggs... and couldn't find them...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
WifeyPoo by NothingFromNowhereImNoOneAtAll reviews
Matt was frustrated. Mello had ticked him off, so what does he do? Right. Get revenge by saying that Mello is a girl. And not only that, but his wife, no less. Rated for Matt's.. colorful language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Happy Birthday by Loca Bambina reviews
Yet another collection of oneshots, this time in honor of each main character's birthday. Short drabble-type things.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
Darkness in Zero by Yuuki Hikari reviews
Years before the door at Destiny Island became unlocked, an apprentice of Ansem the Wise lost his way, and gave away his heart to darkness. A backstory of the inhabitants in Radiant Garden including Ansem, the first six members of Org XIII, Kairi, et al.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Ansem the Wise/DiZ, Xehanort
When a Grim Reaper Calls by cjulina reviews
Jack’s ‘The Man Who Can’t Die’ act has ticked off the Grim Reapers and it’s time for a face-to-face. A Torchwood / Dead Like Me crossover. You don’t need to be familiar with “Dead Like Me” to understand this story. Dark humor and strong language.
Crossover - Dead Like Me & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Whodunit? by ftr reviews
Like Clue for retards: Eric Cartman plays host to his very own murder mystery soiree – including romance, Cognac, leather clad Butters, and maybe even a murder. But who is the greedy Jew rat responsible...?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
FAIL by Amry reviews
A collection of humorous oneshots relating to Mello and how much he fails. Brought up to T for language crack Fifth: Return of Rhymes with Fail
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Mello, Matt
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Welcome to Wammy by Mikanis reviews
Mello has just arrived at Wammy House at the young age of nine. Can he adjust to his new life after so long without an identity? M for Mature due to touchy subject matter, violence, language, and games I play with the human mind. Mikanis
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Mello - Complete
Death Walk by Amry reviews
The first ever Death NoteAmerica's Next Top Model crossover! Light Yagami wants to win ANTM and become a fashion god, but can he beat out the competition from the world famous Wammy House modeling agency? [crack, if you couldn't tell] [CHAPTER 2 IS UP]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Light Y.
A Most Dangerous Game by Experimental reviews
It's kill or be killed—well, sort of—when the host club and associates are kidnapped to a deserted island. Friendships will be tried, alliances reformed, and rivalries exploited as they battle to survive a "deadly" round of paintball capture-the-flag.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,791 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
The Ties that Bind by Spacefille reviews
When a few guys at school make Kyle their target, Cartman decides to take advantage of the situation. His plan backfires when he finds himself falling for the boy he thinks he hates. Will anything ever be the same again? A dark CartmanxKyle, multiple pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,720 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
No Leaf Clover by Lost Experiment reviews
In the beginning, there were six…and not a single one could have suspected that attempting to complete their education would cost them so much. How did these normal students become the foundation for a force that nearly destroyed a dozen worlds?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Ansem the Wise/DiZ, Xehanort
To Make A Pumpkin Pie by Canned.Laughter reviews
Fruits Basket and Ouran crossover. Oneshot. Honda Tohru, commoner extraordinaire, will show Kaoru that it's possible to take that smashed pumpkin and turn it into something better. That carriages aren't the only things beautiful in life.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Tohru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Joe's Big Adventure by kinneas reviews
LMAO I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 13 DON'T READ THIS SCHLOCK.
Minesweeper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2001 - Complete
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In Which there are Orange Barrels and Sexy Men reviews
Zoinks! Everything goes wrong when Mystery Inc. investigates what should be a routine monster hunt. Three sexy, sexy men get involved. Crack ensues.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Complete
The South Park Ultimate Horror Story reviews
The residents of South Park are trapped in a story that embodies every horror movie cliche in the book. Who will survive?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,295 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Garland's Victory reviews
What would happen if Garland was victorious? What if Gaia was assimilated by Terra?
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Garland, Mikoto - Complete