FAVORITE QUOTES:

Red vs. Blue:

Tucker: I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team killing.

[Caboose has just asked his Blue Army teammates why a simple blue flag is so important to defend - his teammates don't really know, either]
Church: Because it's the flag, man! You know... it's the... its The Flag! It's... Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.
Tucker: Well... it's... it's complicated. The... it's blue, we're blue...
Church: It's just important, okay? Trust us.

Supernatural:

Dean: “I think I’m adorable,” Dean, on why he won’t carry a gun: “Oh, I'm not carrying that. It could go off. I'll man the flashlight,” “Hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it,” “You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!” and Dean to Castiel about Raphael, “You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja angel?”

22 Jump Street:

(to Jenko)
Schmidt: Hey, but tell him about Massey Kissi dinner, man. Tell him about that crazy adventure you guys had.
(Jenko look at Schmidt uncomfortably)
Jenko: I don’t know…what you’re talking about.
Schmidt: Oh, man! When you were telling the story last night, you had so much detail. The details was so rich…
Jenko: I don’t know…
Schmidt: It was rich detail. Go into incredibly descriptive details of the story so that we all know.
(Jenko looks uncomfortable)
Jenko: Oh, yes. Uh…it was Dora, and Diego and Swiper.
Scarface: Swiper?
Schmidt: And who was that you choked out, man? Oh, he had it coming. Who was that?
Jenko: Boots.
Schmidt: No, man! That wasn’t Boots! Boots isn’t a real name. You gotta tell them the real story, man. Start over from the top! That’s a made up name!

Schmidt: Say something cool when you throw it!

Jenko: One, two, three!

(throws the grenade)

Jenko: Something cool!

Schmidt: l am... poetry. Yelling! Angry! Waving my hands a LOT! Specific point of view on THINGS! Cynthia! Cyn-thi-a! Jesus died for our sin-thi-as! Jesus cried, runaway bride. Julia Roberts! Julia Rob... hurts! Cynthia! Ooh, Cynthia. You're dead. You are dead. Bop boop beep bop bop boop bop. You're dead. That's for Cynthia... who's dead.

Hello and welcome!

I am a 24 year old female living in the wonderful state of California in the USA who just graduated with a bachelor’s degree in Criminal Justice. I am currently in the delayed entry program for the Navy and am hoping to earn an Aviation Rescue Swimmer position by the end of the year.

One thing that I am proud to admit is that I absolutely love is sarcasm. I can’t get enough of it. That’s why I am a huge fan of Dean in Supernatural, as well as the characters in the Halo franchise of Red vs. Blue, and Mikey/Raph’s bantering in TMNT. Oh and you know the first movie of Transformers? LOVED IT. The humor they put in there is amazing and I laugh still every single time I watch it. Also 22 Jump Street…all I have to say about that movie is that I watched in 3 times in theaters because that’s how much it cracked me up. THAT’S the humor I look for and love!

I do LOVE the brotherly atmosphere which is why I am such a huge fan of TMNT (Supernatural and the Outsiders as well). I’ve always wanted older brothers but ended up with one younger one instead. I love how TMNT portrays each and every one of the turtle with their own unique personality. Michelangelo is my favorite and I think it’s because I envy him. I always wanted to be care-free, wise, kind, caring, and to make people smile to matter what it took but I ended up being more like Raph. I love the whole older brothers looking out for the younger brother theme which is what most of my TMNT stories consist of.

I got into reading and writing fanfiction at a young age after my friend recommended this website to me and I am currently only writing TMNT fanfics on here that are Mikey centric. I just received my invitation to join Ao3 so I will be posting over there soon but my focus for that site will be the manga/anime Haikyuu. I love Hinata, probably because it reminds me so much of Mikey so I’ll be writing fanfictions over there if you happen to like Haikyuu as well.

I am also a gamer and I take pride in it. I currently own an Xbox One (Xbox for life! Even though I’ll give credit to PS4 for the Last of Us-that game has one of the best stories I have ever been apart of) and games I have are Halo 5 (my favorite), Fallout 4, GTA 5, Rocket League, and Destiny so if anyone wants to play my gamer tag is surprise, surprise, DamslNdistress which is where my fanfic screen name came from.

I am looking forward to reading all your wonderful fanfictions out there and hope you enjoy mine as well! I do sincerely apologize for being a slow updater… which is why I am now only sticking to writing one/two shots (the chapters are long though).

Take care of yourselves,

Lots of love,

A Damsel in Distress

Completed Stories:

(TMNT)

Works in Progress:

(TMNT)

Discontinued Stories:

(Twilight)

(Naruto)