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 Author has written 10 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean. I've been away on hiatus for a long time. Sorry about the unfinished stories of long ago, not that I think anyone is still reading them. I still have several surplus chapters left over for most of them, though, so if you'd like me to carry on posting them up, do tell. I am starting on a new story now, Recrudesce, which has the usual completely cracked storyline. Feel free to PM. I'm friendly. C: | |||||||
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Talk like a Pirate Day by CaptainTish reviews
I give you a new installment of Talk Like a Pirate Day. Something a little different this year. Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Complete
As If She Were Alive by damsel-in-stress reviews
A slightly different tale of unrequited love. Written for a challenge from 'The Broken Compass forum'. Reviews welcome.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Cutler B. - Complete
The Magic Porthole by jbduenweg reviews
When Jade Donnelson finds a special mirror which leads her into Lord Beckett's world, everything comes crashing down on her and her friends. Beckett/OC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,644 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
Ruthless by auri mynonys reviews
Beckett ruthlessly pursues a woman who has made it clear she does not want him. BeckettOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 129,639 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
Forgotten by Topgallant reviews
A series of vignettes on the thoughts, ambitions and feelings of the crew members of the Flying Dutchman. How is it like to serve for dozens of years on a ghost ship? It isn't an easy life...or unlife. **Nominated for Best Character Study -- see profile**
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,154 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007
Powers of Temptation by dreamdescend reviews
The East India Trading Company storms Shipwreck Cove, scattering the Brethren and capturing Pirate King Elizabeth Swann. Proud and resolute, she refuses to be intimidated by Lord Beckett. But will she find herself giving in to the powers of temptation?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,142 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S.
The Prince by jaqueline-littlebird reviews
Lord Beckett's worst nightmare. Written for the withching hour Halloween challenge over at LJ.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Fog 101 by Lauren Wagner reviews
During AWE, the crew is forced to go through a fog with the ability to destroy lovers. Will the two pairs of lovers WillElizabeth and PintelRagetti make it? Rated for gore
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Ragetti, Pintel
When Life Gives You Lemons by StringynKel reviews
Weatherby Swann overhears a rather... interesting conversation between young James and Cutler.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Cutler B., James N. - Complete
At Wit's End by Princess Bertha reviews
Beckett and Norrington are enjoying some tea in the afterlife, but manage to find time to torment Davy Jones, Governor Swann, and Will Turner. All 3 chapters now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Conquest by dreamdescend reviews
In the final battle, Beckett and the East India Trading Company’s magnificent armada proves to be too much for the pirates. This is an alternate ending to At World’s End.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
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The Adventurers reviews
Place Elizabeth Turner, Jack Sparrow and Cutler Beckett on a dinghy. Stir well. Add some hostility, sprinkle with ulterior motives, and enjoy! Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold! Sequel, Post AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,862 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S.
Recrudesce reviews
The only thing worse than Cutler Beckett is a Cutler Beckett zombie, I’m sure you’ll agree. Though he doesn’t approve of the term “zombie”, as he finds it racist. Another adventure is brewing, and even the dead want a piece of it. Post AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,467 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Cutler B., James N.
Counting the Days reviews
Post AWE “Everyone you have sinned against...” Calypso let the list drop open, and Beckett watched as the roll hit the floor, covered in names. Oh dear. How on earth would he make all of those people happy? It was either that or the Locker... Complete!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,518 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
The Runaways reviews
Beckett's on the run from the law. Elizabeth's finding single motherhood harder then she thought. Forced unwillingly together, they must survive the madness that they've learned to call life... Sequel Post AWE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,009 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Timeless reviews
The future, the past, entwined in the most strange ways. What could a businessman in the future want with the heart of Davy Jones and the mind of Cutler Beckett? Wiping out New Piracy, perhaps?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,093 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Davy Jones, Cutler B.
The Islanders reviews
What ever happened to Cutler Beckett? No, he didn't die. He washed up on Elizabeth's island. And in a way, that was much, much worse... [Post AWE]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 65,361 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Meanwhile, on the Dutchman reviews
Being on the Dutchman wasn't all sunshine by any means... but sometimes, just sometimes, crazy things happened. Series of partially joined oneshots, humour about the Dutchman crew. In the telling of old stories, a new one is born.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,449 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Davy Jones, Kraken
xXoCeaNRoMaNCeLoVeXx by xXWiLLTuRNeRSMiSTReSSXx reviews
There are Shippers! Typos! Pairings! And, of course, Mary Sues! Jack, Will and the gang have to fight for survival in the worst fanfiction ever to blind innocent people browing the site! The epic tale is COMPLETE! w00tage!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 57,898 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
A Long Way From Home reviews
You ain't lived until you've died and then lived again on the Dutchman by accident... then again, you ain't died until you've lived, and if you're living once you're dead, does that count as dying from the living world? [Life on board the Flying Dutchman]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,837 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Davy Jones, Kraken - Complete
They Grow So Fast reviews
Elizabeth's hate for Cutler Beckett runs into their childhood, a time when he pulled her pigtails and called her 'Smellizabeth'... oh my! Just a funny little fiction I made when bored. Also includes some childhood tales of other characters.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
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