OATH TO THE REVIEW REVOLOUTION

I, Salisper, do hereby promise to review any fanfiction story that I enjoy despite its age, length or anything else.

I've joined the review revolution; copy and paste this onto your profile and be part of the revolution, too!

Hello people! This is Salisper, also known as BlackDragonFlame, or Blanket of Darkness. And because I'm too lazy to re-type an entire profile, I just copied and pasted from BlackDragonFlame. lol. I LOVE Warriors and Tokyo Mew Mew! Oh yeah, and Prince of Tennis. Twilight's a really good book. You should definately read it. The nice person commands you to. Juvenile Orion is awesome. Ouran High School Host Club is really awesome. Hmm...InuYasha's funny too.

Favorites and other Stuff

Syuusuke Fuji: I absolutely adore Fuji. He's really cool. My favorite moves with be the Higuma Otoshi (Bear Drop). Then the Tsubame Gaeshi (Swallow Return) and then the Hakugei (White Whale).

Kunimitsu Tezuka: Who can't like the captain? He's cool but I wish he'd just smile a little more often...The Tezuka Zone is kind of cool...

Ryoma Echizen: He's basically the main character...who can't like him? I just find him a little over-cocky sometimes...Can't he see Sakuno likes him?

Eiji Kikumaru: He's so cat-like! And funny... Nya!

Momo: He's kind of cool...I don't really know what else to say...

Sadaharu Inui: Special Inui juice...call me crazy but I actually want to try some...

Oishi: His bangs make him look funny...

Kaidoh: Fssshhhh...

Taka-san: I don't really like him because...he's weird.

Favorite Rival pairings:

Momoshiro and Kaidoh

Tigerstar and Firestar

Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost/Mudclaw/All the other cats that Brambleclaw hates

Squirrelflight and Ashfur

Seigaku and Rikkaidai/Hyotei/St. Rudolph/Fudomine

Ryoma and OC

InuYasha and Sesshumaru

Favorite all-time pairings:

Fuji x OC

Ryoma x Sakuno

Tezuka x OC

Momoshiro x Ann

Eiji x OC

Ichigo x Ryou

Pudding x Taruto

Kishu x OC

Tamaki x Haruhi

Hikaru x Kaoru

Hikaru x OC

Edward x Bella

Alice x Jasper

Emmett x Rosalie

Seth x OC

Jacob x Nessie

Favorite Twilight Characters (In order. Obviously)

Alice

Jasper

Seth

Edward

Bella

Emmett

Favorite Ouran High School Host Club characters:

Hikaru Hitachiin

Kaoru Hitachiin

Mitsukuni Haninozaka

Haruhi Fujioka

Takashi Morinozaka

Tamaki Suou

Kyouya Ootori

People who have permission to use my Characters:

Curse of the Demons

DeathSpirit1134

DemonsWrath

BlackDragonFlame (Obviously...same person...coughcough)

Don't see your name? Just ask and maaaaaybe I'll let you...maaaaaybe...

Other random things about me:

Hmm...hard to say...I did mention I'm random?...Ok. Here's a simple list of other things about me.

My name: You think I'm going to tell you?

My age: -pokes above- You really think I'd tell you? I'll give you a clue. I'm still in school.

My looks: Hmm...well, I'll bet a whole lot of people look like me. My BFF does...Anyway, I've got black hair and dark eyes. That's all I'm saying.

Grade: A number. Try guessing. =D

Where I live: STALKER!!

My fav color(s): Blue, red, navy. They look pretty next to each other too. Oh, and I also love black. Hmmm...dark purple isn't that bad either...just a fact...I'm not gothic...I just like dark colors.

My fav mange books: Fruits Basket, InuYasha, Prince of Tennis, Juvenile Orion, D•N•Angel, +Anima, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ouran HIgh School Host Club, S A

My fav anime show(s): Fruits Basket, Naruto, Pokemon, InuYasha, Hikaru no Go, Zatch Bell, Prince of Tennis, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tokyo Mew Mew, Sky Girls, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, Vampire Knight, S A

Likes: Animals, Kirby, my DS, my PS2, my TV, my computar, books (Especially Twilight, Dragon Lance, Harry Potter, Warriors and the Redwall series) anime. I also enjoy working on HTML.

Dislikes: The fact that my dad promised me he'd get me a dog but never did, popular people that are snobs to boot, losing to a boss in Kirby Squeek Squad

Friends on FanFiction (You should go look them up...you know you want to...): Curse of the Demons (We've known each other since preschool) DemonsWrath (My partner in evilness) DeathSpirit1134 (Yeah, evilness...again), BlakeDragonFlame (coughsamecoughpersoncough) (By the way, you should go visit their bios...you know you want to...) I've got other friends...they just don't have Fanfiction usernames...

Favorite all-time Quotes:

"But why is the rum gone?" -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean, Curse of the Black Pearl

"And I care because why?" -- Me!

"Hey! I should be the one asking that!" -- My BFF

"Ok, I have no idea what you guys are saying so..." -- My other BFF

"I'm going to Social Studies!" "Yeah...isn't Social Studies that way?" -points in opposite direction- "Oh...I knew that!" -- Me and another of my BFF's. (Yeah, I have a lot...X3 And you know what's ironic? Most of them are Asian.)

"Um...obviously!" -- All my BFF's say this. lolz

"Is she fat?" -- A friend

"Practice makes perfect but since there's no such things as perfect, why practice?" -- Me

"H-H-Hi..." -- Stitch

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..." -- Quoted from Twilight, a book by Stephanie Meyer

"I'm touching you kid, don't get any ideas." -- Quinn Shepherd as Donna from Unaccompanied Minors

"What a masochristic lion...

What a stupid lamb..." -- This quote I found online. I forget where...

(TBC...)

Stories and Summarys:

Working on:

Rising Storm - She is the daughter of a Pokemon Professor. He is the brother of a powerful gym leader. Their world is swiftly taken over by disaster. ON HIATUS!!

Attitude - AU, all-human. Isabella Swan is the queen bee of Forks High School. Edward Mason is the newcomer. They have one thing in common. Huge attitudes. BxE, AxJ, RxEm

Copy & Paste!

If you thought that POTC3, At World's End was AWESOME, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, BlackDragonFlame, Mew-Raikou

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you ever fell up a set of stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do that like everyday LoL)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, The Quiet Listener, CrazyGirlOfManyNames, Fujilovesme, BlackDragonFlame, Salisper

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Yay! Oddness is sooo fun! I love Jasper Hale and Syuusuke Fuji!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.

You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

If you read the copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto you profile.

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Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

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10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this