NEW CLONE WARS STORY! Check out my new story, Flesh, which is about the Separstists and an attack on Shaak Ti's cruiser featuring Cad Bane, Asajj Ventress, Count Dooku, and the Jedi Hunter Droid!

30,000 WORDS! I've now archived 30,000 words! That's a whole lot of words! I hope to get to forty thousand sometime soon!

TWILIGHT GANGSTA RAP! Y'all better check out da Twilight Gangsta Rap!

SIXTH HUMOROUS STORY UP! The Ersatz Elevator chapter of my ASOUE parody, A Series of Hilarious and Unfortunate Events is up!

INSIDE THE MYSTERIOUS V.F.D.! The fifth chapter of the dark and mysterious War Hexagons brings you a question and answer session with the Quagmires, the Baudelaires, the Widdershins, Lemony Snicket, and a mysterious guest whose identity is revealed about V.F.D. and the schism. Indulge yourself in War Hexagons . Don't forget to explore the prequel too; Love Hexagons. More mysterious chapters will be surfacing soon.

NEW HILARIOUS CHAPTER! The fifth chapter of A Series of Hilarious and Unfortunate Events is up. Some reviewers say it's their favorite yet. It's one of my funniest chapters yet. So check out A Series of Hilarious and Unfortunate Events and experience the first five books of ASOUE completely messed-up, random, and extremely amusing.

I'M BACK! Yep, after months of fanfiction hibernation, I am back. Check out my first new update, the fourth chapter of War Hexagons.

HONK! What fine weather we're having! I am a new author so I am sorry if happen to make a mistake I am sorry. If you read my story, please review and check back soon for more updates. I love writing. This is a really short and boring bio. This is bad. Blah, blah, blah. I like food. And all but one of my stories is humorous. So, randomness, parodies, and humor rocks!

NEW RANDOM STORY! A Series of Unfortunate Events gets really random and humorous with my new story. Read A Series of Unfortunate and Random Events.

MYSTERIOUS NEW STORY! Enter the Dark Side of V.F.D. with War Hexagons.

BRAND-NEW HOMEPAGE! Please check out my home page and ask a question in the question section about my books or just say hi.

NAME ORIGIN: My pename is devised from two words, one of them being an onomatopoeia and the other being a description often used to describe an unattractive person. That is not why I chose this to be my penname. The reason is that I played the character of the Ugly Ducking (Ugly) in the musical HONK!. Put it all together and what do you get? Don't be an idiot.

MORE RANDOMNESS FROM THE DESK OF HONKUGLY! That's right folks. One of the funniest things I have ever written happens to be The Extreme X-over, a new story. This story has so many items pulled from so many movies, musicals, books, and who knows what else that it can't possibly be sane. It's hilarious in my opinion. Check it out!

HAVE A FAVORITE? What's your favorite book of mine? Check out the poll above. I'd like to know what the critics like, so they can have more of it.

20,000 WORDS UNDER THE SEA! I have written over 20,000 words now! WOOHOOO! A big chunk came from Love Hexagons.

REVIEW! On my stats, I see a lot of peeps read my stories. Which is great! Read them, read them! But please review. It helps me get better. Please give good or bad comments. (Or inappropriate comments(I often find these amusing)) But please review.

STUPID PARODY OF THOSE MILK POSTERS! Writing by Honk ugly, Brain by Milk. (I hate it when Lunch Ladies collect those posters. They drive me insane!)

CHARACTER OF THE WEEK! This is just for fun. It shows a character from each universe, their occupation, and their age.

HARRY POTTER: Harry Potter. Head of Auror Department at Ministry of Magic. 11-17.

ASOUE: Lemony Snicket. Researcher. ?.

STAR WARS: Yoda. Jedi Master. Around 900 years old.

HONK: The Turkey. Um, Turkey. Who cares?

MY FAVS! Here are some of my favorite things.

Movie: Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa

Song: Mercy by Duffy

Musical: The Lion King

Fanfic Author: My friend ACartoonDork

TV Show: Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Heroes, Saturday Night Live

Book: Any of Harry Potter, ASOUE, or His Dark Materials

Currently Reading: Outcast, Breaking Dawn

Color: Aquamarine

Characters:

ASOUE: Klaus

Star Wars: Asajj Ventress, Shaak Ti, and Admiral Ackbar (IT'S A TRAP!)

Harry Potter: Hermione

The Lion King: Zazu or Scar

Eragon: Saphira

Shippings:

I like overnight shipping the best. LOL!