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Author has written 40 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Queer as Folk, Spiderwick Chronicles, Boy In the Striped Pajamas, Death Note, Divergent Trilogy, and Fifty Shades Trilogy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNwmFCHdcTI

(This is the vdeo to Hogwarts Elite)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJX1u1PdzK4

(This is the vid to Silly Little Girls)

Ten Things to know about Kali... (Thats me fyi)

1. I hate being called dumb for being a natural blond (Part of that I hate sterio types)

2. I love gays if you have a problem with them you can fuck off and I mean that in the nicest way possible :)

3. I truly believe that God and Lucifer had somthing going on up there ;)

4. I despise religon for all it does is critisize (if you like it thats great but it wont change my opinions.)

5. I love vampires, were wolves, lions and witches and even wardrobes they all rock hardcore

6. Ill do anything for anyone its just a tendency of mine

7. I wrote a novel Im working 2 get published in the upcoming months

8. Im Italian and German and proud

9. I love my fagets and go to pride marches when ever I have the options

10. I had an imaginary friend named Peter he was a guetto penguin but he went to antartica when I was seven and I miss him dearly :( (Oh and he had a sister named Maria)

Age: 15

Hair Color: Blonde (Had we not established such)

Eye Color: Hazel

Skin Color: Im pale and love it

Markings: I have a scar on my forhead from where I slammed into a coffee table at age 9

Favorite Bands:

Jack of Jill

The Killers

Green Day

Nirvana

No Doubt

Super Chick

Korn

Linkin Park

Cute is What we Aim for

Paramore

Evenesance (Even if I cant spell it)

AeroSmith

Saving Abel

Flyleaf

Skillit

ALOT MORE but it may surprise you I actually sort of if only a little bit have a life lol

Favorite Shows/Movies:

QUEER AS FOLK IS GOD!!

The Host Club Anime!!

The Covanant HOT MEN!!

BREAKFAST CLUB!! MY favorite classic!!

Gremlins

Harry Potter 1,2,3,4 No not five, five sucked balls

Alice in Wonderland

Bambi

Little Mermaid

THIRTEEN

Lilo and Stitch

The Haunting of Molly Hartly

Phantom of the Opera

ALOT MORE

Favorite Favorite Books:

Twlight

Harry Potter

Lord of the Flies

Vampire Kisses

Warriors

Pairings:

Bella/Edward Twilight

Draco/Harry Harry Pottery

Ron/ Hermione Harry Potter

Tyler/Ried The Covanent

Raven/Jagger VK

Raven/ Trevor VK

Jack/Ralph LOTF

Brian/Justin QAF

Lindsy/Melenie QAF

Emmett/Rosalie Twilight

God/Satan Where do you think?

Alex/Heph Roman Histrory

Kim/Jared Twilight

Haruki/Koaru Host

Ana/Damian My book

Skyler/Emmett My close fag friends :)

Fav Quotes:

I like dick, I wanna get fucked by dick, I wanna suck dick, I like sucking dick, and I'm good at it too. - Justin QAF (My friend julie and mines favorite... For some odd reason we always get looked at weird...)

Twins with to much time on their hand are the devil- Tamaki Host

Are coming or going, or coming then going, or coming and staying?- Brain QAF

Focus Like a Locus- Me

Funk Like a Skunk- Me

Awsome like a Possum- Me

The next contestant loves the powerpuff girls, margarittas and older men that take him for granted- Drag Queen at Babalon QAF

I've never met a lesbian before but Im a big fan- Daphne QAF

Ill be glad when prides over that way we can all go back to being ashamed- Brian QAF

Justin: Aw your just pissed you had to look after Gus and no one hit on you

Brain: No plenty of people hit on me to bad they were all lesbians who wanted my sperm

-QAF!!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

. . . Furbies

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am a boy who never finished High School because I was called a fag every day. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong, Please do your part to end it.

Did you know that...

If you 'Kiss' a thousand times, you'll loose 0,5kg in weight?
By slamming your head into the wall you use up 150 calories pr. hour?
Approximately 35(percent) of all women in the world have thrown a shoe or some other item at a man?
If you sniff Chili your nose will hurt for the next 15-20min. ?
Butterflies taste with their feet?
Elephants are the only animals that can't 'jump'?
You use up 2,3 calories by melting an icecube on your tongue?
In the span of a lifetime, (f.example 70 years) you'll eat 50 different insects and 10 spiders while you sleep?
Just like fingerprints, all tongue prints a different?
A lightning is 5 times warmer than the sun?
Willian Shakespeare had 11 different ways to write his name?
There is nowhere in the bible, where it says that Jesus, laughed or smiled?
Every 5 minute a man is runned over by a car in New York?
Men produce about 80 liters of Semen in a lifetime?
At the age of 9, Einstein couldn't speak properly so his parents believed he was retarded.
Leonardo Da Vinci could draw with one hand while he wrote with the other.
Both boys and girls, most often experience their first orgasm alone?It takes 30 minutes for a pig's orgasm to wear off?
High heels was invented by a woman who was tired of only being kissed on the forehead?
Only humans have Sex face to face with their partner? That only humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure?

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I GET THIS ALOT)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...(Post this on your profile if you hate racism

You know you're a QaF fan when...

1. You think Gale Harold/Randy Harrison is the most beautiful man alive

2. You can no longer use the following words or quotes without giggling: come, straight, hard, ass, top, bottom, predicting, US open, pop, poppers,

3. You start to question straight displays of affection and see them as odd

4. You proudly (and are happy to) announce that you're a hag

5. You get giggly whenever you meet or hear someone called Justin and/or Brian

6. Your cell/mobile alarm is Brian saying either "Good Morning Sunshine" or "Rise and Shine Sunshine"

7. Your ringtone is a QAF quote

8. You associate every song you hear to Brian/Justin and play mini-vids in your head

9. You think it's a "sign" everytime you have something in your life that has any relation to QaF

10. You start to use some QaF words in your vocabulary

11. You know all the B/J moments within a week's time

12. Your friends want to watch the show too just because you talk about it so damn much

13. You start to dream about B/J or G/R almost all the time

14. You spend an endless amout of time reading B/J or other fanfic

15. You have your own QaF folder on your computer

16. You can pull a quote from QaF out of your ass like that

17. You now bite your lip just because Brian does it

18. Your MP3 player is full of QAF related songs (either from the show or youe favourite fanvids)

19. Your wallpaper (computer, cell/mobile) is QAF

20. You can't go a day without doing something QAF related (watching a clip, episode, fanvid etc)

21. You won't even let your best friend/soul mate/family member touch your DVDs

22. You will never look at a zucchini or a cucumber the same way again

23. You can barely focus on school/homework because you're so into QaF

24. You keep a timeline of what eps you watched on a particular day

25. You want to start your own Brian/Justin site or some page dedicated to them

26. You're considering buying a domain name with a lil reference to QaF

27. You wish Brian/Rage would use his mind control powers on YOU

28. You want to find yourself a cowrie shell bracelet

29. You are making this list to prove your obsessiveness

30. You blame QAF for your procrastination

31. You record QAF clips onto your phone so wherever you go you can watch

32. You dream about QAF scenes (with alterations)

(The ones bolded related to me. The underline one is over the top =)

Make a list of your favorite Harry Potter charecters in a random order and compleate the fallowing questions.

1) James p

2)Sirius

3) Dumbledore

4)Lily

5)Hermione

6)Draco

7)Remus

8) Ron

9) Tom Riddle

10) Fred/George

11) Harry

12) Bellatrix

Questions

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

DUH! That’s my pairing right there!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Shes pretty but I’m not really into red heads... or girls...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I pity their red haired syco baby

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

YEAH! There was one where he was all up in harry’s head and they had kinky mind sex!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Awkward but interesting. Hmm Imma have to look that up...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five nine yummy forbidden love =

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He’d scream incest and then cry hysterically about Sirius cheating on him then go find onks to make it even. ...I hate Tonks.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Fred walks in sees Dumbledore all nakified freaks out and screams DUMBLEDORE!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Absolutely not.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Love of a wolf.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

She finally admits her deep undying love for him and they make mad posinate love in the Griffindor common room.

12) Does anyone of your friends list read Three het?

I should hope not...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Duhhh he’s the star!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Maybe just two four...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

FORGE!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Teenage Dirt Bag.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING - SLASH, INCEST, THREESOME

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

You like ‘em identical and ginger?

19) How might Twelve describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

DISGUSTING! SHAMEFUL! AVADA KEDAVRA!

20) How emo is Seven?

Very since Sirius died.

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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,739 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Room Thirteen by OverlordYue reviews
Matt, the bright, and happy newest member of Wammy's. Mello, the veteran, and rather bitter second place student. These two are forced to share a room, and slowly their shells must crack open for one another. MxM. Reviews appreciated.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,213 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - [Matt, Mello]
Want To Be Yours by C.Queen reviews
Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,161 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Crossing Lines by 88silverkeys reviews
SLASH Sirius Black: always crossing lines and breaking rules, but he is driven to cross new lines with the new DADA teacher. RLSB SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,839 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6071 - Favs: 10,593 - Follows: 2,795 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Salt in Our Wounds by thewickednix reviews
**Sequel to Behind the Green Door** Four years have passed since Harry Potter escaped from the dungeons of the Manor, and Draco Malfoy's life has been shattered to pieces. Two haunted young men are brought together by the twists of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,246 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Veritas Fidem et Honostatem Praestat by Memon93 reviews
Sometimes, truth is all that matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
like rhett and scarlett by j. alfred prufrock reviews
The first time Tim Shepard kissed Dallas Winston it was more like kissing himself, because they’re almost the same person – all salt and steel and smoke and a slow fire burning inside both of them. TimxDally
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Dallas W., Tim S. - Complete
A Burnt Child Dreads the Fire by hollyberry29 reviews
What do you mean 'we're the same,' I'm still alive!" Matt cried. Jonah pressed his palm to Matt's t-shirt clad chest, pale fingers spread over his heart. "Not here you're not..." Jonah whispered. Jonah/Matt SLASH Rated M for later chapters.
Haunting in Connecticut - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009
Faithful by littlericepot reviews
When Harry was showering, Draco went over and picked up the white shirt. He brought it up to his nose, and breathed in deeply. His world stopped; the scent was unfamiliar.' Draco/Harry; Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,466 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Intertwined by IPreferVerticallyChallenged reviews
Bella never came to Forks. The Cullens get into trouble with Victoria even without Bella's help and The vampires and the werewolves are forced to team up. New and strange ties are formed as the two groups learn to get along. SLASH. Jake/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Jacob
The Rambling memoirs of Scorpius Malfoy by Holo Flora reviews
Which are almost completely to do with Albus Severus Potter and why the hell we ever even spoke to each other. slash? yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
QAF NY Confused by Annjeela reviews
Eric witnesses Brian and Justin meeting for the first time after 513. It makes him a little confused. This is Eric's POV of Queer as Folk New York and is threaded through that story. Note: Read that story to end of Chapter 2 first.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Brian K., Justin T.
Unattainable by A.Written.Tragedy reviews
CHAPTER6UP! Reid has some secrets that no one knows but him, when Tyler finds out, what will happen to them? SLASH ReidTyler.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Reid G., Tyler S.
Time's Up! by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco Malfoy killed Hermione Granger. But surprisingly, she was given a chance to prove that she still has to live. And so, she went back into the year 1990 to change a boy's cold heart... for 3 weeks only! Dramione! R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,880 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7811 - Favs: 9,852 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected by ladybird21 reviews
Hunter's POV on certain things concerning Justin, and how he finds out some unexpected things!
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Day The World Stood Still by Evilenia Renee reviews
Ryan meets Bam. Ryan falls for Bam. The world stops spinning. Contains slash/yaoi m/m relationship/sex , so if thats not your thing, DONT READ. Simple as that. I do NOT own Ryan Dunn or Bam Margera, only the words that come out of their mouths.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2008
May Angels Lead You In by COMMA OF THOUGHT reviews
This is for MalfoysBitch22's challange. If you hav'nt read "Silly Little Girl" go read that then come back and read this. Awww.. the tale of Kider and Ryan plus the Cullens Read it.. you know you want to. Charactors belong to MalfoysBitch22 and Meyer!:
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2008
Even Angels Fall by ArrogantKisses reviews
When things get a little messy in Forks, Bella runs into the arms of another vampire. How can she keep her forbidden feelings hidden? And, if she's allowed to act on them, how will this new relationship affect her favorite vampire family? BellaxCarlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
Easier To Run by Kendster reviews
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are on the run from Voldemort, while Jacob Black is on the run from his feelings for Bella Swan. Hermione and Jacob meet and both realize that while it's easier to run, sometimes it's better not to.CROSSOVER Hermione/Jaco
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008
Strangers by Leather and Stripes reviews
Matt sees Mello walk by every day. He wants this stranger, craves his contact. When he finally says hi, he gets more than he bargained for. AU one-shot. Dedicated to my Matt.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Living With A First Class Arse by Zayz reviews
[Complete] LilyJames, SiriusOC. A highly sarcastic, silly, angsty, and occasionally romantic collection of 100 drabblings that are under or slightly over a thousand words each. Rated for language. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 68,031 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summer Heat by Bonnie Black reviews
Twoshot, SLASH. Remus turns seventeen and goes into heat for the first time...lucky Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sympathy of the Devil by Cloudy Magic reviews
GodLucifer slash. Told from Lucifer's P.O.V. as he looks back on his attempt to conquer Heaven.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2004
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Ocean Avenue reviews
We met on Ocean Avenue. I was just a kid and he was just the guy who dropped his gun. I was just the idiot who returned it sending us into a spiral of events that would change both of our lives forever. No big deal. (A Matt never went to Whammys fic)
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Matt, Mello
At Risk Youth reviews
Edward was just your regular thirteen-year-old kid from the Seattle slums with a secret crush on his older brother Emmett's girlfriend crass but beautiful Bella. He never believed in his dreams of even putting a hand through her hair would come true but in the cold of the night, it throws them into a very secret relationship causing the question, what is consent?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,466 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/12/2019 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Bella, Edward
The Intact Series: Book 1 Keeping Claws reviews
When Maxine's Grandma passes away leaving her broke, homeless, and alone she makes the choice to survive by any means necessary. She is drug down to love underground world where she is stripped of her name and voice and fitted for a collar and ears. A sex pet for wealthy men. Her very first client is a drug lord who takes a liking to the caged beauty he names Princess.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 5/10/2015
Becoming The Monster (Eric's Story) reviews
This story begins a year before Tris's choosing. A year into Eric's time in Dauntless. We delve into the mind of a mad man and what drove him. Never had we thought a girl from Amity could hold such a huge part of his cold heart.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Eric, OC
10 SongFics of the MattMello Variety reviews
As the title says. People can give me suggestions. The first song I did is Bet On It. I know it's High School Musical but It just seemed to fit Mello so well. Rating may go up. SLASH
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Matt, Mello
Love The Way You Lie reviews
Matt Mello Song fic to I Love the Way You Lie. Very sad includes abuse obviously. Mello's POV. Matts' POV will be to I Love the Way You Lie Part 2.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Mello, Matt
The Black Parade reviews
In a world where Kira is God and rights and freedoms have all but vanished, it is up to the rebels to take him down. AU Mello/Matt L/Light Near/ OC -Give it a shot-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Mello, Matt
Fever reviews
Matt is one of the 25 scholarship students a Whammy's private school he's an outcast and he's okay with that. Then there's Mihael Keehl the most wealthy student attending Whammys. Can Matt make the beautiful little freshamn fire ball his? Semi-Song fic
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Matt, Mello
Jar of Hearts reviews
Matt witnesses somthing that tears his heart apart.He saw Mello, his Mello, kissing another man. Written while listening to Jar of Hearts - Not a Song Fic
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Matt, Mello
Disposable Teens reviews
Some call them assassins I call them saviors. They six teenagers working for justice under Watari. There will be drama, action, and romance. The pairings will be L/Light - Mello/Matt - Near/OMC. ALL MAIN PAIRINGS.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Mello, Matt
Dog reviews
Mellos pissed off and Matt decides to distract him. Mello's anger and need for control drive it into somthing more. LEMON
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Mello, Matt
Two Story Ideas reviews
I have two ideas for stories and I'd like to know which you guys would enjoy reading more. The ideas are inside just take a minute read them and give me your feedback. The pairings will be L/Light and Mello/Matt Near/OMC and Misa/OM or OFC.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Matt, Mello
L and Light ABC's reviews
A simple list of what each letter meant to L and Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - L, Light Y.
Love Comes in the Strangest Forms reviews
A very lonely Harry is kicked out one day where he finds a silvery cream colored kitten with the strangest mercury eyes. He names this kitten Draco. AU None Magic SLASH Boy Love Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Light's Poisoned Apple reviews
Ryuk said that Light would make a worthy Shinigami. Apparently the Shinigami king thought so too. Light's after life will be spent serving as a Shinigami. Light watches the world and sees at last the person who, with his guidence would be the next Kira.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Light Y.
When Preppy Met Punk reviews
Hermione Granger has always been a prep, but her seventh year at Hogwarts things will change. All these changes are the work of Andy Williams a new girl kicked out of Beaxbatons for fighting and expelled from Laybaremont for drug abuse. Now the two friend
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,603 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Wolfbane reviews
“Sure you weren’t just looking for trouble?” Bane raised a golden brow. “Maybe.” He said quietly.“Or I might have just been looking for you...” He said even more quietly but he knew Bane could hear. “Then you were looking for trouble.” Slash Boy love m/m
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Seth
With Eyes Like Sea Storms, He Shall Claim You reviews
Harry Potter Captain of The Marauder has faced death, deranged pirate captains who would stop at nothing until they ruled the seas, the one thing he hasn’t faced is love. That is until he arrives in London where he meets Draco Malfoy. AU Non-Magic Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Blonde Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree reviews
This is the story of Gus finding love... But will it be accepted when the love is a girl and once more his biological fathers daughter? Just trying it out I thought of it last night... Tell me what you think.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Brian K., Justin T.
Strange reviews
A peek into Bruno's mind after his first meeting with Shmaul.
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Im Sorry reviews
How Bruno felt after he betrayed is friend in the wine glass scene.
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Turquoise Eyes reviews
A short tale of a fathers regret...
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Silly Little Girl reviews
“Are you an angel?” “No.” He snapped.“But your beautiful like an angel...” She trailed off quietly, dropping her head to rest on her night gown clad knees teddy bear still held tight. “Im far from an angel little girl,” he muttered not quite thinking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
How Diffrent We'd Be reviews
I know all us Harry/Draco fans were dissapointed by the epilog so I decided to give us a loophole on how it happened. It begins the night where Harry and Draco say goodbye and will go all the way to their 'curt' meeting at platform 9 and three quarters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
You Think it I'll Write it reviews
Give me a song. Any song and I'll write you a Harry/Draco Songfic. More imformation inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Changeling reviews
When Simon is hurt by his brother he flees to the woods against his better judgment, there he meets a very interestingcreature by the name of Terrence Fink. Yes this is SLASH so if that does not apeal to you, this fic is not for you.
Spiderwick Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/20/2009
HOT FUSS reviews
This has nothing to do with Qaf and everything to do with QAF. A girl named Natlie was abandoned by her friend Jenny. She goes to find out why and finds that Jenny has fallen victim to ANDY a girl who can make the straightest girls bend their beliefs. Try
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,472 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
The Life of Edward Swan reviews
Three things I was sure of First Bella Cullen was a vimpire, Second She lusted for my blood, and Third I was irreversibly in love with her...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,393 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Silly Little Senior reviews
This is the sequel to Silly Little Girl so read that first. Ryan is like any other girl her age, only she has scars she has no memory of, faces of people she never met imprinted in her mind and a ring around her neck she doesnt rember buying...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,437 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008
Silly Little Girl Old Version reviews
“Are you an angel?” “No.” He snapped.“But your beautiful like an angel...” She trailed of quietly dropping her head to rest on her knight gown clad knees teddy bear still held tight. “Im far from an angel little girl.” He muttered not quite thinking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,568 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Of Golden Blood reviews
Ever since day one. The day I chewed my way out through my mothers stomach. Ew... Moving on... I was a little strange. If you look back even to when I was only five I was very opinionated...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008
Layla Hale A New Wolf Girl reviews
Layla is the newest addiction to the Cullen Coven. She is eccentric and excitable. What happens when she meets Bella Swan's best friend Jacob? And how does Bella and Edward feel about all this? And could Bella possibly be the little 15 year old’s dinner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Jacob
Challenge Entries For Silly Little Girl reviews
These are all the fabulouse writing peices from my Silly Little Girl Challenge now all in one convieniant place :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
President Brian A Kinney reviews
In honor of inauguration day... Me and my friend got into a talk of if we could have any one for president who would it be. I said Brian Kinney. She laughed and we began to ponder what it would be like and here is what we came up with...
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Behind Bed Room Eyes reviews
Have you ever wondered what’s going on in Brian’s head? Now you can find out and see missing stuff... This is QAF in Brian Kinney’s eyes. CENSORED EDITION
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Brian K., Justin T.
Behind Bedroom Eyes reviews
What is Brian really thinking? Ever been curiose? Well here's QAF all viewed through the eyes of Brian A. Kinney. REVIEW!
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Brian K., Justin T.
Bashed To Death reviews
What if Brian hadn't gone to Justins prom? There will be a Justin POV and a Brian POV
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Brian K., Justin T.
The Hogwarts Elite reviews
These are the children of past Hogwarts students. They are smart, sassy, sexy, and smashed half the time. They go through ups and downs but they always have somone this is not a Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Scorpius M.
A Last Hoorah reviews
Bella is on a road trip with a girl named Kendra and theres going to be trouble. Edwards angry, Alice's worried, Emmetts proud, and Bella s having the time of her life before death
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cruel Conquests reviews
Draco Malfoy has made a deal with his evil step sister Pansy to bed the Griffendor virgin but... can he resist loveing her in the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.