5/31/20: Well, hello, fanfiction.net, haven't seen you in a while. But I'm back. And better than ever. XD

And my icon is a photo of Matt Bellamy, dear. Just so you know.

Things I love- Muse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, music, Matt Bellamy, reading, writing, slash, anime, Gaara, Mello.

Favorite Color- Purple

This Second Listening To- Jet Sex- Ghinzu

Favorite Musical Artist(s)- MUSE. Second favorites: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Smashing Pumpkins, The Killers, Phoenix, The Clash, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Arctic Monkeys, Blink-182, Asobi Seksu, Rage Against the Machine, Akeboshi.

Favorite Book(s)-1984 by George Orwell, The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, Night World series by L.J. SMith, The Inkheart trilogy by Corneilia Funke, almost all of Meg Cabot's books, Taking Woodstock by Eliot Tiber, Please Kill Me: The Oral History of Punk

Favorite Author(s)-Meg Cabot, J.K. Rowling, L.J. Smith

Favorite Animal(s): Tigers

Favorite Movie(s): Charlie Bartlett, Fierce People, In Between Days, Across the Universe, Juno.

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Knight, Kaze no Stigma,

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Vampire Knight, Rosario + Vampire, Inu Yasha, Ouran High School Host Club, xxxHolic

Favorite Musicals: RENT, Chicago, Wicked (saw it on Broadway...Oh my God, is all I can say), Grease, Guys and Dolls, Footloose, Once Upon A Mattress, Curtains

Favorite pairings:

Across the Universe: Max/Jude (Jude/Lucy is okay, but I really love Max and Jude together.)

Naruto:

NaruGaa (my OTP)

SasoDei

ShikaTema

NaruHina

ShinoxKiba

Death Note:

MattxMello (my other OTP)

LxLight

Fruits Basket:TohruxKyo

Harry Potter:

Dramione.

FredxHermione/GeorgexHermione

HarryxLuna (I firmly believe that this totally should have been canon.)

Least Favorite Pairngs:

Naruto:

SasuSaku

ShikaIno

GaaraxMatsuri

GaaraxLee

SakuraxAnyone (I just don't like reading about her, period.)

Death Note:

LightxMisa

MelloxNear

Harry Potter:

HarryxGinny

RonxHermione

SnapexAnyone (I really don't like Snape with anyone, I don't particularly like Snape at all either- but DON'T snap at me, "But he's really good!" I don't care. I just don't like him.)

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I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the few people who would answer "where to begin?"

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you look at yourself and suddenly pull a face and say that you're pretty. Crazy is when you take, “You scare me.” as a compliment. Crazy is when you add “un” to the end of random sentences. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

.:QUOTES:.

.Movies.

Charlie Bartlett: I guess I'm just...abnormal.
Psychiatrist: You're saying that you're not normal?
Charlie Bartlett: My family has a psychiatrist on call, how normal could I be?

Max: Wow, up before two and looking wicked cool. What's it for?
Sadie: I have a meeting.
Max: Why, is that a prayer meeting?
Sadie: Yeah, for your twisted soul. Put my shirt away when you're done.
Max: Yes, ma'am.

Army officer: Is there any reason you feel that you shouldn't be in the army?
Max: I'm a cross dressing, homosexual, pacifist with a spot on my lung?

.Persons I do not know personally.

The people just have to die for the music. People are dying for everything else, so why not the music? Die for it. Isn't it pretty? Wouldn't you die for something pretty?- Lou Reed

When prepareing to travel lay out all your clothes and all you money. Then take half the amount of clothes and twice the amount of money.- I really need to remember this, I read it in Reader's Digest in the quotes section.

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants- This one too, Reader's Digest.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday- Chinese Proverb

.Randoms.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it

Whoever says nothing's impossible have never tried slamming a revloving door.

Straight is something crooked that was bent.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

I'm not paranoid...but I know you think I am!!

I used to be gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Once upon a time in a far-off sparkling yet terrifying kingdom called "musical theatre"...

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.

Hard work never killed anybody, but I say, why take a chance?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, "Where the heck is my ceiling?"

Never argue with an idiot. First they'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

And on the eighth day, God created fangirls... shortly thereafter, he said unto Adam... "My bad."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

I laugh in the face of death... Maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Musicals: Because who doesn't want a world where everything breaks out into song & dance?

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .You ca
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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