"First things first...but not necessarily in that order."

I realize a profile is supposed to have a short bio of the author, but honestly my life isn't at all interesting enough for even a few sentences. I go to school, teach karate, rescue reptiles. That is the entire sum of my life. I did try to warn you. But I will expand on my writings here, so that some of the questions you may have are answered.

"Gotta dash, things happening. Well four things. Well, four things and a lizard..."

INSPIRED SERIES

Okay, so some of you are wondering just what that means. Basically, they're song-fics without the songs. I'm not a huge fan of slapping lyrics between paragraphs - it tends to detract from the overall story and is most distracting at the best of times. So I usually just get hit with inspiration by a song and write a fic based on it. Hence, "Inspired."

Just a note, none of these are inter-connected unless otherwise specified, and this series covers a wide variety of universes. So you'll see the tag INSPIRED SERIES (or IS) in the summary on quite a few of these.

BESTIA INTUS (Bones)

I'm currently re-vamping some elements of this story, and once it's completely finished I'll post it up. I've given up trying to post while updating. It's just too difficult and stressful. So I write in my spare time and once it's finished it'll be up.

ZOO/MCU

Okay, I admit it. I'm hooked. There, step one finished. I have so many ideas swirling around in my head I'm not sure I can even keep them all straight. But for the foreseeable future this will be the majority of my contributions to this site. Doesn't mean I won't post other stuff when it strikes my fancy, but there you have it.

QUESTIONS/COMMENTS/CRITICISMS/SUGGESTIONS/REQUESTS

Feel free to PM me whenever about whatever. I'm generally on this site like ten times a day, so chances are good I'll get your message. Though occasionally they do get lost in the shuffle, so if you don't get a reply back within a week or so try again. With CAPITAL LETTERS AND OMG!!! PUNCTUATION if necessary. That'll usually do the trick.

Well, that was four things. Now, a lizard.