About ME

Name: Emaly

B-day: April 2

Age: 14

Grade: 8th

Favorite colors: Red and Blue

Favorite Book(s): Twilight series by Stephenie Meyers, Me and Emma, Sarah Dessen books, Lucky and soooooo many more :)

Favorite shows: Gossip Girl, Life with Derek, Degrassi, One Tree Hill, House, Young and Restless

Favorite movie: Saw 4

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Brown

Favorite Couples

Casey and Derek- L.W.D- my favorite couple

Casey and Sam- L.W.D

Emily and Sheldon- L.W.D

Lizzie and Edwin- L.W.D

Paige and Spinner- Degrassi

Emma and Sean- Degrassi

Ashley and Jimmy- Degrassi

Emma and Peter- Degrassi

Darcy and Spinner- Degrassi

Manny and Jay- Degrassi

Peyton and Lucas- O.T.H

Brooke and Lucas- O.T.H

Haley and Nathan- O.T.H

Peyton and Nathan- O.T.H

Brooke and Owen- O.T.H

Karen and Keith- O.T.H

Karen and that new guy?- O.T.H

Favorite Quotes

"Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

"Growing old is nothing more than mind over matter; If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right."

"Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of."

"A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune."

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."

"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."

"The door to opportunity is always labeled 'push'."

"Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed, to those for whom love still heals, even though they've been hurt before."

"Winners never quit and quitters never win."

"Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted."

"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."

Only in America...

(God Bless America...Land That I love...That is destined...for retardation...with the light from above!)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front
of a
skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen
calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER--no, but do proceed(with caution).

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only
time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that
would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,
it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce
the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those
5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking
this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

SCRABBLE!

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM (Yeah, I cleaned my room...)

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER (Ther are pretty good.)

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER (Blinded by the pretty lights!)

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT (That's sad. Charlie was a good boy...)

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE (wow)

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS (...--...)

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME (LAS VEGAS!)

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY (huuh?)

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT (I hear ya.)

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S (who came up with the alarm anyway?)

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE (got that right.)

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE (And we're missing San Franscisco, Mr. President. Queer huh?)

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE (And also...Thriteen plus 0!)

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE (that's amazing. )

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot and you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't.

You believe that helpless animals, such as kittens and puppies, should never be killed in horror movies.

You put an animal's needs above a human's.

You are turned off by horror movies that have hardly any kills in them.

You dislike fan stories that make killers more romantic than is realistic for them.

You think you will survive a horror movie because you know all the rules.

If you had to die in a horror movie, it would be in one of the most dramatic and creative ways.

You're aware of every upcoming sequel to any of the major horror series.

You believe that the meanest characters in horror movies should get the goriest deaths

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? On my knee, I tripped over an air conditioner…

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint and posters

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Everyone snores; I talk in my sleep, too

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? A bunch of stuff

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 5:30 a.m

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A cupcake

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Um...

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My cat :-)

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5’4

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? my mom ...she yelled at me

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? My Angel perfume

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? It doesn’t really matter to me as long as his hair isn’t like pink or blue…

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Somewhere romantic

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Mushrooms

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Steak

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No…?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?idk

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Uh…not telling!

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? no favs

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yeah

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? She’s a Calico

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I’d try not to

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? With words…I guess?

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 50

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? I guess a brunette since I am one

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? idk

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Annoying people and pointless questions

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Idk

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No

37. FIRST JOB? I baby-sit my little sister…I don’t think that really counts though…

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? yeah

40. What were you doing before you filled this out? Reading a FanFic

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No, just stitches

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A new camera

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 1 or 2

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My dad, kind of, his name is Emanuel and mine is Emaly

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? VO5

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I swear a lot :-)

53 WHAT CD IS YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don’t have any embarrassing ones

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course! :)

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I swear or yell or sometimes cry

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My Nana’s house

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Probably some stupid Barbie doll

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 31

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I think so…ew

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Not a lot

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Cute, nice, funny, the list goes on and on and on and on…

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Em, Emmy

67. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Demi Lovato

68. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Gossip Girl!

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I haven't taken it yet

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? oreo

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? i walked home the other day

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #39? ...no

74. WHAT’S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? idk...

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Um…I don’t care

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Keri Hilson and Lil' Wayne

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Pepsi

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my mom

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Smile

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? I don’t really listen to thought provoking songs…?

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Annoying and stupid people

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? April

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aries

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown

86. EYE COLOR? Brown

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Burger King

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never had it

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Spongebob :-)

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? April 2…my birthday!

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Not anymore

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Republican

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Depends on the person...(:

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Not old enough to care

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? candyyyy

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Too young to drive

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: ...i'd desribe one if there was one! :)

I've posted below what I believe to be right. I did not start this one, but I will continue it. This is not another meaningless copy and paste, this is me (TillThatTime) speaking out for something I believe in. Now it's your turn. Take a stand. Fight for what's right. And keep on speaking out until someone chooses to hear. Spread LOVE not and put a stop to HOMOPHOBIA.

I am the kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Try Not To Cry

Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry.

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".

Now you have 2 choices;

1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"

2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Beaten:

My name is Tiffany.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I must be stuck-up
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
II have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

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