Here's just some stuff about me so . . . read and learn!

ABOUT ME:

Name: Just call me Cangel! :-D)

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Fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.info/u/697057/Delphia_Anderson I'm a little nervous to write anything Fictionpress right now...*hides*

DOB: July 7 1993 (born 2 months pre-mature.)

Star Sign: Cancer

Favorite Colors: Red, black, and pink .

Gender: Female

Hobbies: Chillaxin' and writin'.

Favorite Holiday: Christmas

Favorite Film Genres: Comedy & drama

Favorite Actors: Wilson Jermaine Heredia, Jesse L. Martin, etc. (Yes, I only named two because I love 'em!)

Favorite Movies: Too many to count.

Favorite Season: Spring. It ain't to hot and it ain't to cold.

Favorite Word: Bitches. Seriously, add it to the end of a sentence and it comes alive! Here's an example: "I'm here, bitches!" Props to MovieBuffStarlet for "See ya later, bitches!" and Tom Collins for the t-shirt worthy line "Merry Christmas, bitches!" (That's priceless).

Favorite Food: CHOCOLATE!!

Favorite Place: My room (It's where I go to think.)

Orientation: Bi.Yes, it's true and I'm searching for that special someone. And I don't care if you're a guy, a girl, a transvestite, or a transsexual! (Hell, that would be like having two in one! SCORE!)

Favorite Day: Anyday that I don't have to go to school or I get to sleep in (til 4:00 p.m.)

Favorite Things: RENT, the internet, fanfiction, movies, theatre, milkshakes, and chocolate.

Hair: Brown (looks black from a distance), short, thick.

Eye color: Brown

Race: African American (Say it loud . . . I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUD!).

TV: Law & Order/Law & Order: SVU, sometimes CSI, MadTV, Futurama, Family Guy (there are more, but, oddly, I can't think of them).

Best Law & Order exchange EVER (this Phil guy calls Ed a primate like ten times):

Ed: "I want to ask your opinion on Einstein's theory because I'm not sure he was right."
Phil: "Headline: 'Cop Cracks Relativity'."
Ed: "No, not that theory, Phil. His theory on genius. See -- and correct me if I'm wrong -- Einstein argued that genius has no personality. But after talking to you for this short amount of time, I realize that you actually prove the negative. You definitely have personality. And it makes this primate want to whoop your ass."

Current Employment: I'll get back to you on that . . .

Education: High School

I'M A RENTHEAD! ARE THERE ANY OTHER RENTHEADS OUT THERE? IF SO, I LOVE YOU ALREADY!

This is what Pee Wee looks like: http:///southerncounties/content/images/2005/08/10/black_lab_1_330_330x330.jpg

Rent Characters (In order of favortism):

1. Thomas B. Collins (Thwarted by a metaphysic puzzle)

2. Angel Dumott Schunard (More of man than you'll ever be, and more of a woman than you'll ever get)

3. Joanne Jefferson (The girl that satisfies)

4. Maureen Johnson (Took a leap of faith)

5. Mimi Marquez (The feline of Avenue B)

6. Mark Cohen (The witness)

7. Roger Davis (Believes there's another day)

8. Benjamin Coffin III (The benevolent god)

NO DAY BUT TODAY!

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be violent and on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm and ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm SMART, so I MUST be a school-loving freak. I'm GERMAN,so I MUST be a drunk

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS!!

Febuary 14, 2008

I was sitting paiently, in a classroom on that day

In the autotorium as the cold wind made the flags sway

The door was kicked open, and to my surprise

19 people were shot, right before my eyes

1, 2, 3 and 4 went down

and screams were shared all around

My heart skipped a beat

No this can't be real!

The bullets flew in a blood driven wheel

As I breathed a great breath

that soon was my last

A bullet was lodged right in my chest

and that right where it rest

In that room, Cole hall that said

15 people were wounded

And 5 were shot dead

Copy and Paste this into your profile so all are known about the tragedy at Northen Illinois University on February 14, 2008-

Forward, Together Forward

STORIES OF MINE(finished):

Meet the Parents, Stutter Bird, I Love You, Professor, and all the one-shots! ;-)

STORIES OF MINE(in-progress):

Every one of them except the oneshots, Meet the Parents, Stutter Bird, and I Love You, Professor. (sigh) I should find more time to update.

UPCOMING STORIES:

Daddy's Little Girl: Young Angel Schunard believes girls have more fun. Pre-RENT, Mimi/Angel friendship. Hurt/Comfort/Friendship

Clash of the Families: The Collins' and the Schunards meet for the first time. Will this ruin Angel and Collins' relationship? Read Meet the Parents & Collins Family Reunion first. Family/Drama

FIRE!: After he and Angel get evicted and move into the loft, Collins accidentally starts a fire and the bohos are forced to live in a homeless shelter until the loft is fixed. Friendship/Comedy.

IF ANYBODY IS OUT OF THEIR MIND ENOUGH TO STEAL MY STORY IDEAS, I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DOG AND PUT YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE WALL OF YOUR CHOICE!

Quotes That Have Nothing to do with RENT That I Like:

"I don't wanna be no famous man, just wanna be a man."- Josh Exley from The X-Files (played by Jesse L. Martin :-D)

"I ain't gotta do nothin' but stay black and die!" - Joe Clark from Lean On Me (played by Morgan Freeman)

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." -

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. "-

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"-

“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner.”-

"HOLY (S)UGAR (H)ONEY (I)CE (T)EA!" - Me (pay attention to the letters in parenthesis :-D)

Well...that's my profile. Thanks for visiting! :-D