I would just like to say to any readers that come onto my profile that I apologise for the sometimes painfully long gap between updates. I really can't help it at the moment but I do hope none of you are now hating me for it. I have just updated a couple of my stories but it will be a while before I return but please don't worry...

cheesey arnie impression

"I'll be back"

lol

Story information :

Current stories, these stories are in progress but updates are not very regular because I have work and studies to do. They are not on Hiatus though!! I sometimes forget about them as I'm really busy so if you bug me about them I will update them quicker.

Naruto: The Fall: Cold Case Police one shot series based on episodes of Waking The Dead or other Detective TV shows. Features Kakashi as the Superintendent, Shikimaru as forensic scientist, Ino, Sakura and Naruto are regular DC's and Hinata is the psychologist. Naruto and Hinata are the main couple but they are currently in a semi secret relationship. NaruHina AU K New oneshots will be up very occasionally

Naruto: These Old Shades: Based on one of my favourite books, set in Paris during the 16th century. Duke Minato Namizaki 'buys' an obedient young redhead on a whim. Of course he know more about her than he lets on and he has plans. MinatoKushina, AsumaKurenai, JiraiyaTsunade AU k Quick on the update (at least once a week).

Naruto: Gossip Series Fluffy series of stories about Naruto and Hinata and their relationship, mainly sweet stories with some adult allusions but nothing above a T. Slight Sakura bashing but not completely cruel. NaruHina KibIno AU T (for language and slight adult themes) New oneshots will be up very occasionally

Naruto: Past Lives Past Mistakes Story kind of similar to the Mummy (completely unintentional), Hinata is the chosen one and will be sacrificed by Orochimaru so he can gain more power, can she be rescued? NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen T (for language and slight adult themes) Very slow on the update (not even once a month at the moment)

Beyblade: Things Have Changed: Sequel to Things Are Changing. The continuing battle between Kai and his enemies (Horatio, Voltaire and Boris). Can't give too much away but those who have read Things are Changing will get the style. KaiHil T (for language and slight adult themes) Slow on the update (once a month)

Finished stories

Beyblade: I dream of Hilary: A mysterious woman shows up in Kai's life, she starts to affect him but she is not completely normal. KaiHil TalaMariah K

Beyblade: Things Are Changing: During a disasterous tournament Kai and the gang realise how much Hilary does for them all. New problems arise with paparazzi craziness, unplanned pregnancies, mysterious illnesses, old enemies, abductions and beyblade matches!! M (for limes and a little language) KaiHil RayMar MaxOC

Beyblade: Accidental Birth: Little oneshot follow up to Bring Him Down, Kai and Hilary's baby comes a little early. K KaiHil RayMar MaxEmily

Beyblade: Bring Him Down: Hilary has a tragic past but a good group of firends to back her up. People are going missing and they are all connected to the Blade Breakers, what does Boris plan exactly? T (for language and slight adult themes) KaiHil RayMar MaxEmily

Planned stories

Beyblade: Untitled: Fic in the vein of SpyKids/House of Fury. Grandpa Grangers Grandkids have always thought their grandfathers and parents stories were just stories, of course it wouldn't be a very good story if it turned out they were right! KaiHil as always

I FELL FOR IT!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haventplayed solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. (or a facebook)

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! (Stole this from can't remember where!)

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Hinata, Naruto, Shikamaru, Lee

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? NarutoxHinata, ShikamaruxIno, NejixTenTen.

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? I’m as much of a pervert as anyone but I do not like when people insist that a character must be gay. I’ve read some amusing and clever stories (Neji/Shikamaru) but unless Misashi himself declares a character gay then I consider them straight. And why is this suich a big issue? I remember when JK Rowling came out with... oh by the way Dumbledores gay... who bloody cares? If a person is a good person that their sexuality shouldn't matter.

(nothing against homosexuals, my sister is a lesbian and I was part of her civil union ceremony it's just that I'm pedantic)

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No way, I’m way too old and I never liked dressing up!!

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Just Manga but my brother has stolen it all.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No, I like to separate the real world from the imaginary. I do believe Hinata is for Naruto but I guess it would never happen! Speaking from experience the geeky girl ever gets the guy.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina obv.

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Neither. But I think SasuNaru would be hilarious

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 8

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I totally missed this theory, so no?

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? I always knew!! I guessed way back at the beginning cos even as a baby Naruto looked like the Yondaime and who else would you choose if you were sealing away a demon? Someone else’s kid?

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Don’t make me choose...Itachi, no Sasori, no Kisame, no Konan... damn this could take some time

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke while he’s acting like an asshole. But I want Naruto to get him back just to make Naruto happy.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No my watching of Naruto depends on my -often nonexistent- internet connection!

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Pretty much

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No. Children who are abused often put on a happy facade in order to cope, eventually it becomes part of their psyche and they can’t help but be a bit hyper.

17) Sub or dub? Sub. But when I am watching and doing homework at the same time I need to use the dub cos my Japanese sucks.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti, she’s such a bitch to Naruto and I hate people like that. She fawns over Sasuke all the time... I know Naruto does the same for Sakura but he’s kind of desperate for love and I just want to hug him.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny in annoying way.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Spoilers!!

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Sexy beast, I always had a thing for those Beatles haircuts.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku, he had me fooled!! Ummm Kakashi I think he’s be pretty cool!

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome, one of my faves!

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? I don’t understand the question?

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? No I think they’re an annoying waste of time!! Are you freaking kidding me?

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? I am currently working on two.

27) Do you like lemons? no

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Only from yelling “T-- stop calling D-- Gamabunta. D-- stop calling your sister TonTon”

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No.

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? No.

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Only my brother and my sisters hate me for it.

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? If I was to draw anything no one would recognise it.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? I already said that I can’t draw!! Seriously, I drew a cat once and apparently it looked like Stonehenge. (don’t ask me why, that’s just what my sister said!)

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? No but writing these fanfics have!

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No, I only get Manga

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Oh yes!! C’mon with the way Kakashi’s always reading it I just gotta know

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Are you freakin kidding me?

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? I CAN’T DRAW

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Was he ever sexy?

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Not yet!!

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Sort of, it’s mainly this blimming website that’s the real problem!

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