Hey... um, I know that you probably don't care about who the heck we are, but if you had enough time to click on our name, then you have enough time to read this:

Mark: Enter Tom Collins: computer genius, teacher, vagabond anarchist, who ran naked through the Parthenon!
Umm...no, wait, that's so NOT Collins!, wait... got it! Enter Hadassah: crazy psycho-smarty, student, vagabond feminist who streaks through her room naked on a regular basis to the disgust of her sisters!

Age: older than Tondayla, my sister

Personality wise, I am like a mix of Mark, Collins, and Roger with Mimi's mad dance skills!

Favorite Colors: red and black.

Orientation: straight but not narrow!

Fics I read/write: Harry Potter and RENT

Collins is my homeboy!

Favorite Ships (in no particular order):

Harry Potter:H/G, Hr/R, RL/SB, RL/NT, JP/LE, Albus/Gellert

RENT: All canon ships except for Benny/Mimi and Benny/ Allison (Angel/Collins is the hotness!) , Paul/Gordon (you all KNOW they were gettin' it on!), Mark/Roger, and Mark/Me!!

I am anti-: Dramonie, SS/HG, DM/GW Harmonie, RL/LE, HR/any of the marauders, SB/LE, Mark/Joanne, Collins/anyone but Angel, Angel/anyone but Collins (both of those pairings PISS ME OFF!), Joanne/any guy, Roger/Mo

Music: QUEEN!!(zomg, I love Freddie!), Panic! At the Disco,RENT, Yellowcard,The Clash,RENT, The Sex Pistols,The Velvet Underground, Cobra Starship,RENT, Yes, The Police, Queen, Shiny Toy Guns,RENT, Train, Five for Fighting,RENT, The Beatles,Fall Out Boy, Adam Pascal, The Academy Is... Title of Show, Pink Floyd, P!nk,RENT, R.E.M, Phantom of the Opera, Barenaked Ladies, Death Cab for Cutie,RENT, Van Halen,Pippin, Goo Goo Dolls,RENT, My Chemical Romance, David Bowie, Leahy,RENT Gaelic Storm, The Who...ect(RENT!!).

Causes (organizations or just ,well, causes): Amnesty International, world peace, equality, Fair Trade, woman's rights, free education, anti-homophobia, gay marriage ( yay Massachusetts and Connecticut! F California, Arizona,and Florida!!)

Things or people that make me VERY happy: chocolate,the blessed plaid pants, beanie,and scarf, RENT, Harry Potter, RENT, weird colored nail polish (especially BLUE!!),my beanie that looks like Collins's if Angel got a hold of it, Christian Siriano (xD), Project Runway, RENT, RENT tickets, good books, RENT, and Mark Cohen in only handcuffs . YUM! Mwahahahaa!

Things that Piss me off: when Toni won't let me put funny (IT"S NOT WORTHLESS) stuff on our profile, homophobes, people who don't believe that Irish dancing is a sport, Toni's complete hatred for Mark/Roger, morons, conformists...

Favorite Characters in RENT:

1. Mark and Angel and Collins

2. Roger

3. Mimi

4. Mo & Jo

5. Gordon

6. Paul ( Toni and I make fun of him, BIG TIME!)

7. All the other people at Life Support

googol: The Man

googolplex: Benny

Favorite-est RENT Songs( in no particular order): Will I?, La Vie Boheme, I'll Cover You, Today 4 U, Santa Fe, What You Own, One Song Glory, Out Tonight, Seasons of Love, and Finale B

The seven "bad words" that aren't allowed on t.v.:

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If they're not allowed on t.v., why do think I post them here?!

My RENT Karma:

I'M A MONGOOSE!! (don't ask...just...don't)

Name: Tondalya (Toni to you guys)

Age: younger than Hadassah, my sister

Personality in RENT terms: Angel, maybe Collins, and on a bad day, Roger

Favorite Colors:purple and green

Fics I read/write: Harry Potter, RENT, & Outsiders

Favorite Ships (in no particular order):

Harry Potter:H/G, Hr/R, , RL/NT, JP/LE,

RENT: All canon ships especially Collins/Angel and MoJo, and Mimi/ Roger... wait, that's everyone at the end, oh well

Music: Rent!!, Cat Stevens, Pippin, Rent, Five For Fighting, Rob Thomas, Rent, Counting Crows, David Bowie, Queen, Reliant K, Peter Gabriel, R.E.M, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Velvet Underground, Various cast albums especially Rent, Death Cab for Cutie, Panic! at the Disco, and did I mention Rent?!

Things that bother me: my sister putting too much worthless junk about bunny taking over the world on OUR profile, do you really think anyone will bother reading it!?, carnivores, and people who think horseback riding is not a sport, close minded people, homophobes

Causes: Animal Rights, anti-homophobia, Amnesty international, equality, gay marriage, the society for people as nuts as me (just kidding :b), PETA, Women's Right

BAND BINGO!! LOLZ!! (sorry, huge inside joke, ha ha ha, snort)

A conversation about RENT with our 4 year old brother, Alex.

H- Who's Mimi?

A- She has black hair, and ... black clothes.

T- Good! What does she do?

A- MOO!

H- No, that's Maureen. Mimi dances. Who's Roger?

A- He plays the guitar.(makes violent guitar playing motions)

H- Who does he love?

A- Mark! (laughter on our part)

T- No, he loves Mimi. What does Mark do?

A- Makes films!

H- Who does he love?

A- Benny! (We laugh for a full minute)

H- No, he loves Maureen.

A-No, he loves Benny!

(more laughter)

Mom- It's getting out of hand in there, keep it down!

T- Who's Angel?

A- She plays the drums.

H- Good, who does Angel love?

A- A boy. (more laughter because he sounded so innocent!)

T- What's his name?

A- Collins.

H- What does he do?

A- ...

T- He's a teacher.

A- He plays the computer! (Laughing again)

Footnote-a little information on Alex: Okay, picture this totally adorable but skinny four year old boy with big black eyes and brown hair. Now, picture him singing "Today 4 U". Yep, that's our brother! He LOVES RENT, all thanks to us. Some of his favorite lines are: "today for you, tomorrow for me!" "What's his name? Joanne!" and "Use your camera to spar! Use your guitar!". He will say these to ANYONE, including conservative asshole adults. It's so funny! His two favorite songs are...Today 4 U and La Vie Boheme. Yeah, and you thought you had a great childhood!

Roger has Mimi and Mimi had Benny and Benny had Allison and Allison had Evita until she died- confused yet??

This Is For All The Broken-Hearted Homosexuals, Transsexuals, And Transvestites. I Believe Even Though Things Look Bad, I Will Be One Of The People To Help Them Back Up.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am teenage boy who can't admit my feelings for my best friend because my friend is also a boy.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong!

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I'm IN TO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. H T
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. H T
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. H T (can't even begin to count number of times we've been called goths or emos)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. H T
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash( I HATE LIVING IN THE SOUTH!!)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. H T
I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. H T
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict. H T
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian. H T (true...whatev.)
I’m a TREEHUGGER,so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie. H T
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life. H T
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be violent and on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic. H T
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy. H
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all. H
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian/gay with AIDS. H T
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm and ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. H T
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. H T
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. H T
I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. H T
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. H T
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. H T
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. H T
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. H T
I'm SMART, so I MUST be a school-loving freak. H T
I'm GERMAN,so I MUST be a drunk.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST be a lesbian man-hating bitch. H T
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be in the Mafia. H T
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must want to get it on with every girl I see.
I'm a VEGETARIAN , so I must be a Hippie. H T

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. (H&T= initials, people, figure it out...)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DemonDaughter, RaiKimTomBoY, Harry's My Boy, Failing to Fall Out of Love, Sammy_Eagle,Hazel Fae

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile.(National Treasure ,The New Guy, Pirates of the Caribbean & THE MATRIX!! XD)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile (I've done both.)

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile. (I'm also quite good at falling down the stairs )(Amen, sistah, amen!)

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, RuneWitchSakura,FamilyRose, Failing to Fall Out of Love, Sammy_Eagle, Hazel Fae

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (hmm, wonder what that could be. Hint, RENT, Hint)

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you ever have succumbed to above urge, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(multiple times...)

If you ever had a mad laughing fit during school, while the rest of the class was completely silent and giving you the 'what's her deal?' look, copy this into your profile.(I repeat; multiple times.)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a serious room or in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (Just talk to my former English teacher...)

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

It you have ever called your teacher mom copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile. (Squeee)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because some people eat animals( not me!) for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals? And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

Deo Dvcente Nil Nocet. "Nothing can harm us when God leads us." If you believe this, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you hate chat speak, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look.", copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo . . ., Hazel Fae

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If every time you hear Maureen in Finale yell "Mark! Roger! Anyone help!" sends chills down your spine even though you've heard it a million times, copy and paste this into your profile. (and only about a million other things! I'll be listening to RENT, and then be like "I'm getting shivers and/or goosebumps again!)--T

If you have ever fantasized about being pulled up onto the stage during La Vie Boheme by Mark( my MARKY! drools), copy this into your profile.

If you live for that one moment when Angel sings, "Kiss me, it's beginning to snow..." because it is just too ridiculously adorable, copy this into your profile.

If you'd give anything for Collins to be your best friend and for Mark to be your teddy bear, copy this into your profile.

If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Acquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile

We, Hazel Fae, have made an Unbreakable Vow and do solemnly swear to answer all reviews! XD

Muchly, the Management