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 Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. This Text Is Made To Take Up Space Because FanFiction Profile Pages Are VERY Poorly Designed Name: What you don't have one of your own so you are trying to steal mine? SPOON!SPOON!SPOON!SPOON!SPOON!SPOON!SPOON!SPOON!SPOON!SPOON!SPOON! Update Midnight's Moon and Burn Out Brightly are both on Hiatus, as are any other chaptered fics. Sorry to the reviewer who asked for Midnight's Moon to be continued, it will happen but I'm working on rewriting the completed chapters first. Life is very busy and I feel guilty writing stories instead going to work or doing my freelance work for clients. *Sighs* Til life is less psycho, - Spoon - As in the Utensil |
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Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,330 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 3,208 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 1/3/2019 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Sacrifices for Peace (Sacrifices Universe 1) by alex-halcyon reviews
[AU Non-Mass/Time Travel *complete*] They won the war: Kaguya was sealed, and everyone thought it was over...They were wrong. For Asura and Indra, it should never have come this far, and the brothers were going to make sure it never would...and using all their power, they were going to forge a new path..one that would change the lives of Sakura Haruno and Itachi Uchiha forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,804 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/18/2018 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Of Strings and Theories and Trampolines by ClasseySpanks reviews
Sometimes the most formidable wrinkle in a plan to dominate the universe turns out to be 5'2", slightly far-sighted, and just come into the weirdest effin' power ever. Infinity Gems Story, Eventual Shieldshock Note: Rating changed to M
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,756 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 3/6/2017 - [Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L.] Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Star Trek: From Ashes and Darkness by Heartlocket1004 reviews
When Dr. McCoy and Carol Marcus opened the torpedo, the last thing they expected was a person inside, much less a woman. But what if they accidentally revived the sleeping occupant? Who is this Asha Sanders? And will waking her be the biggest mistake Kirk could have made with Khan aboard… or will it be their salvation? (KhanxOC)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,591 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 4/9/2017 - [John Harrison/Khan, OC] J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Need by Arella1 reviews
She frowned. "You don't see the value of life; not even your own." "I can learn," he swore, his heart pounding desperately. "I will serve you faithfully, Lady." Surprise colored her fair features, making his stomach twist. With the moon shining on her and her simple clothes, her beauty was so much that if she were the last thing he saw, he would count himself blessed. Tomoe/Kagome
Crossover - Inuyasha & Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,067 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 10/3/2015 - [Kagome H., Tomoe] - Complete
Darcy Wields Mew Mew by fire in my eyes reviews
Based on a Head Cannon I came across on Pinterest. Darcy asks Thor if she can attempt to lift Mjolnir, and surprises them both when she is able to. Then she proceeds to level a dealership with the lightning conjured by Mjolnir. Rated T for minor swearing. This is technically complete, but is also ongoing. Some OSs are rated M read at your own risk. Please review with prompts.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Thor, Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5520 - Favs: 4,505 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Advocate by keelhaulrose reviews
Loki has been banished, and must find someone to champion his return. What he finds is Hermione, who is much more than he ever expected. Marvelverse: Post-Thor, HP: Post-Hogwarts EWE. Hermione/Loki.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,514 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
Sensible Love by The Emcee reviews
Before the attack on Starfleet HQ in San Francisco, before the attack on Section 31, Jim Kirk had met John Harrison. Time and time again, actually. And he's pissed to believed that he could have ever loved the man. But what it comes down to in the end is family. Pure and simple. Slash. Khan/Kirk. Khirk. Mpreg. Don't like, don't read.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,157 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/23/2013 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
When You Look Me In The Eyes by blueicequeen reviews
Tsunade was forced to marry Naruto and Kakashi once the war was over since Naruto was getting too much unwanted attention. Unfortunately, neither had even entertained the idea of the other as a romantic choice. Marriage life was unexpected and before they knew it, they could not imagine a life without each other. Is this love? -Warning: Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,112 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 669 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Portrait of a Demon by Quinn Anderson reviews
Inuyasha learns what it truly means to love someone more than life itself. SesshInu.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,018 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Gladiolus by Cannibal Inc reviews
His mother says that Harry's laughter could be the cure. Tom never believes her, of course; but he can't help hoping.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 164 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
A Different Reality by Ethe reviews
Set in a reality where Harry was left to a muggle orphanage as a means of protection before his parents died. However he wasn't there long, he adopted a false name and grew up in much better circumstances. What will happen when he arrives in Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,557 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
RUMBLE! by TreeStar reviews
ZoLu. Luffy ate a plate of RumbleBalls. Now he's shrunk to 4 inches tall, and other severe side effects have put his health in jeopardy. He's got Zoro & nakama to help him, but even one R-Ball will last a while in someone that small. Winner: Best Fic '08.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,544 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Kyuubi the Btch by GeminiScar reviews
Naruto was having a bad day... okay, more like week... fine, he was having a bad three years. And he could blame it all on Kyuubi, and that damn fox for starting the whole mess. SasuNaru WARNING MPreg, no like, no read. Flamers will be reported.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 273,240 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Selfish Man by Angelwarrior1 reviews
He spots the cute brunet across the room and instantly thinks of how to attain him.He meets the brunet again and thinks of how beautiful his eyes are,Tony Stark was a selfish man,but Peter Parker was just fine with that.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, A. E. Stark/Tony] - Complete
Unexplained connection by Daniel'smummy reviews
Bella and Jake struggle with an unusual imprinting, but it is only the start of Jake's discoveries. Soon a tangled web of secrets threatens to seperate him from his pack and push him into an uneasy allegiance to keep Bella safe from harm. Now complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 167,214 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Consolation Prize by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Viktor Krum returns after the war to woo Hermione, only to find he's too late. Harry attempts to take care of him. Warning: Mature Adult Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 218 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Black Jack by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Sequel to "Plaything". Set in the near future, a new mysterious villain walks the streets of Gotham, catching the attention of the almost-retired Joker. But there's much, much more to Jackie than just another interest in the Joker's eyes--or Nightwing's
Batman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008
It’s a Snitch, It’s a Broom, It’s… by Captain-Emily reviews
Without fail, this is always the first image that springs to mind whenever I see a story labeled “Super!Harry”.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Voldy's Got A Twiggle by Yorsh reviews
An alternate version of Harry Potter 4 when Harry is transported to the graveyard, but this time - alone. What will happen when he mocks and makes fun of Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Choice by Xanthe2 reviews
Tim and Tony fall out following a disastrous stakeout, and Gibbs reveals a truly unique approach to team building...Warning: Contains spanking of an adult.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5400 - Favs: 7,174 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Plaything by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
The Joker holds a high-schooler named Dolly hostage, with the threat to kill her in three days. But this girl has more problems than even he anticipated......to his delight. No romance, but close. COMPLETE
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,178 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Sacrifices by Agni reviews
Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Winter and Ice by Dinkel reviews
It looked like Dumbledore's newest plot to interfere in Harry's life and to supposedly make him happy, but as it turned out landing back in time and falling in love was merely Fate's idea of a good joke. LMHP, DMHP, eventually LMHPDM! Read the warnings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 283,350 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
What were you thinking? by kateydidnt reviews
Lex Luthor is holding the Daily Planet hostage and threatens to kill if Superman shows. So Clark Kent to the rescue? Actually this is just a one shot of me griping at Lex's stupidity.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 6,314 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Ride'em Cowboy reviews
I know my master has some strange kinks, but what kinky thing could he possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? Sasu/Naru ONESHOT, Yaoi, M/M, M Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Kingdom for a reviews
A house elves loyalty is to its master, but Harry Potter is not a house elf even if he was raised among them. Who will receive The Boy Who Lived's loyal? The Dumbledore's, the Malfoy's or someone much worse? Strong!Smart!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Idiots Guide to Making your Dark Lord twitch… reviews
Idiots Guide to making your Dark Lord twitch… 2nd Edition Author: H.J.Potter - Summary: Self help guide to reigniting the hatred in your and your Dark Lord's relationship. 000-Because every author needs a crack fic-000
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Of Tricks & Treats reviews
Sasuke isn't a fan of Halloween or sweets. Can Ino and Sakura find something sweet for the raven? Sasu/Naru Anal, Bond, COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Undertow reviews
All Naruto’s dreams have come true, he is the Hokage, Sasuke has returned and he has earned the respect of the village. But as every Hokage before him Naruto has to answer the big question “Are you prepared to die... Full Summary inside M/M Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Does this shirt make me look reviews
When shopping turns kinky. sasu/naru Yaoi, lemon, M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Midnight's Moon reviews
At the dead of night a raven haired teen silently made his away through the Uchiha compound. Yes he is leaving again, but this time he was not going alone. sasu/naru HJ, MPreg, M/M, Oral, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,432 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Burn Out Bright reviews
Another mission, another danger, another choice. Amongst all these things hangs the chance of seeing a teammate of old. Yaoi, Sasu/Naru, Lemon, M/M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,413 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Clean your plow and Stand the gaff reviews
sequel to 'Ride’em Cowboy'. Horseback-riding lessons? What kinky thing could I possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? As an Uchiha I’m sure I’ll think of something. Sasu/naru, Lemon, Yaoi, Slave/master, light bondage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
ShinKiseki Sharingan reviews
He is leaving. What will he do when he sees his teammate being being attacked? Will he stay or will the offer of power be too great a temptation sasu/naru Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot, Violence, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Monster reviews
A blond baby lay alone while in the other room his fate was being decided, but what if fate has a different plan for the child. sasu/naru Yaoi, lemon, ONESHOT, M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
