Yay, I'm a fanfic author! I've got lots of stories written, but most of them are dumb little cracks. T T

Yeah, so, click on my poor, adorable little dragon eggs so that they can LIVE! http:///user/Dancing20Lily

I have officially run out of room to list my favorite pairings. They are in the dozens. I'm just not so picky about pairings! Unlike random alias, one of my dear darling buddies who basically reads NaruSasu. And SasuNaru. And that's about it.

Raise your hand if you're getting super sick and tired of the absurd fluffiness that has taken over Naruto! To date- 48 characters converted from enemies to allies, not counting filler.

New random pairing I love? ShuuHime. Odd, but strangely it works in my mind.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you like sitting on top of things because your vertically challenged copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals,cheerleader101,Sangorulz, ANBU are sexy, Totally Not Pyro

IF YOU ARE ACCIDENT PRONE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

if you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (yet again. many times)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE TAKEN A PRACTICAL JOKE TO WHOLE OTHER LEVEL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously." - Hatake Kakashi

"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life." - Hatake Kakashi

"My first impression of you is that i hate you." - Hatake Kakashi

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!"- Yamanaka Ino

Here ya go, ladies...the comebacks you've always needed

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

And for our dear friends who are prank-targets:

Person one: Hey, there's something on the ceiling!

Person two: *looks*

Person one: Haha gullible!

Person two: but there really is something on the ceiling

Person one: *looks*

Person two: And who's the gullible one here?

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "Mom, I'M HOME."--Fernando...

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS: sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

FRIENDS: ask why you’re crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream...
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, Pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

█ 10 suicidal
██ 20 cannibal
███ 30 vampire
████ 40 no mercy
█████ 50 no care
██████ 60 immortal
███████ 70 smexy
████████ 80 emo
█████████ 90 gothic
██████████ 100 pure evil
Thats 760 of pure awesomeness

.█ 0school lover
. .██ 10joyful
. .███ 20nice
. .█████30stupid
. .██████40happy
. .███████50smart
. .████████60brave
. .█████████70crazy
. .██████████80clutzy
. .███████████90loveable
. .████████████100anime lover:)
. .█████████████110me!

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.

I'm not like everyone else so I must be a loser.

I speak my mind so I must be a bitch.

I'm overweight so I must have a problem with self-control.

I don't have a religion so I must not have morals.

I'm a democrat so I must not believe in being responsible.

I am a liberal so I must be gay.

I'm southern so I must be white trash.

I wear a lot of skirts so I must be a slut.

I'm a punk so I must do drugs.

I am young so I must be naive.

I wear black so I must be a goth.

I am a white girl so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I dye my hair in crazy kind of colors so I must be looking for attention.

I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention.


I wear what I want so I must be a poser.


I have a german heritage so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with gays so I must be gay too.

I'm a virgin so I must be a prude.


I'm bi so I must think that everyone I see is hot.

I don't like the sun so I must be albino.

I have a lot of friends so I must love to drink and party.

Repost this if you think stereotyping is wrong. Write in Bold what you are or just put them down.

Dance. It keeps you sane.

When a man talks dirty, it's sexual harrassment. When a woman talks dirty, it's $2.50 a minute.