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Joined 04-20-08, id: 1556701, Profile Updated: 11-17-12
Author has written 10 stories for Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Flies, Inkheart, and Heroes.

Oh hey, how are you? Good? That's good.

I don't plan on updating any stories any time soon - I wrote fanfiction a bit several years ago but I don't, really, anymore. I won't use the phrase 'permanent hiatus' because that's not a real thing, any chapter stories I have are abandoned at this point. I mostly wrote one-shots because I knew I could finish them. I'm in college now and don't have a lot of time to write, but I would definitely like to get back into the fanfiction scene, at least as a reader (and reviewer!)

My current favorite authors are Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, and William Goldman. I prefer science fiction to fantasy, but I'm not hardcore for either of them. TV shows that I follow... comedy mysteries like Castle and Psych; reality TV shows, FaceOff on Syfy, Project Runway as of this year; Merlin, and Arrow. I used to watch Glee but then it got a little too crazy for me.

I don't like heavily romantic fanfictions. I don't ship any particular relationships that aren't canon (and even some that are, looking at you, Caskett), but I'm willing to read stories that involve them. I prefer one-shots that elaborate on the story and alternate-dimension (or reboot, or what if's..., whatever you want to call them). As long as it's written well, I'll read it.

So that's where this is right now. I'll see you around!

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Accidentally Going: A Brenna Jones Story by Ellen Fitzwilliam Brandybuck reviews
"So after a 'slight shock' I've been brought to a place that shouldn't exist. Perhaps I've gone mad, but if this is madness: I can deal. I'm onboard the Enterprise and warning: my story is full of amusing misunderstandings, hostile take-overs, body switching, overbearing aliens, time travel, romance, chaos, and yes a wee bit of pon farr. Read at own peril but I'm no hero." OC/Multi
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,477 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 6/9/2008 - [J. Kirk, OC] L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Drabble Bank by Academician reviews
A short collection of drabbles written by me... I'll add to it as time goes by. I hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as I've enjoyed writing them. Warning! Contains plot elements from most books! TP spoilers if they are still spoilers... new drabbles
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
A Separate Belief by SexyPurpleBunnyRabbit reviews
A Separate Belief, made over! GeneFinny slash. Finny survived. His surgery was a success. Well, as much of a success as it could be, which isn't much, considering he'll never walk on his two feet again. But that's not the point. He's back, he's alive...
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007
The Loss Factor by Sad Little Smile reviews
Artemis uncovers a Loss Factor that could destroy him, Holly, the others. The possibilities of what might happen cause him to hide the truth from the others..but how long will that last? Rated T for possible mild swearing in the future.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,685 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008
B l o o d y C o n s p i r a c y: Truth or Lies by amaya-black-wings reviews
For centuries vampires have hidden themselves as people. They have awoken. The humans sign a contract with them, that they leave the world unchanged for fifteen years. But on the signing day, a girl is murdered, and Artemis as a vampire, is blamed. VampAU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,287 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Artemis F.
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Fellowship of Random Parodyness by FrescaPower reviews
When Galadriel accidentally sends all the movie scripts through a paper shredder, the characters must improvise. Randomness ensues. A parody of the Fellowship of the Ring. NOW COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
And Then Darkness Came by Rag.Doll.Annabelle reviews
I dont know what I can say. This is an odd piece of writing that I assume may be something most FF goers havnt seen. I am hoping for that really. So I was no summary to give you I ask that you can give this one a chance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Artemis F.
Inkheart: The Facts by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Facts and outlandish observations based on Inkheart. Roxane was cruelly denied a cool nickname like everybody else? Basta is a misunderstood emo kid? Just read.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
AF: Hourglass by x.skybreaker.x reviews
Death cold hands have been playing with the hourglass and altering your lifespan. With each passing second more and more grains of sand fall from the top. Each holding a precious minute of your life. Time's running out. Please R&R. First fic. :
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Not the Will's Way by LeDiz reviews
It doesn't really make sense for a Rightful Heir to not want to be a Rightful Heir, and try to be anyway, Suzy thinks, and Noon's not being too helpful on explaining why it does. Plotless but not altogether pointless.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Mrs. James Norrington reviews
Strange that his last thoughts were of a muggle children's rhyme... MAJOR DH SPOILERS! PG for creepiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Mind of an Extremely Hormonal Teenage Marauder by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
Only I, James Potter, can get myself into humiliating situations like these. It's a curse, it's a horrible, ter... Does Lily look hot in that sweater or what? [LilyJames]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,880 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The MarySueism by scrivania reviews
ppl who read artemis fowl fictions with new girl characters ADORE flaming the new characters. so, i made a parody SUPPORTING marysueism... yea its funny, not serious...READ AND REVIEW Artemis X NO ONE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
What Does the 'J' Stand For? by JKLB reviews
Remus J. Lupin's friends wonder what his middle name is. MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Daughter of a Legend reviews
A remake of the original DoaL.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Artemis F.
Gravity reviews
For as hard as we try, as often as we seek to pull ourselves away from the earth, our past, and our looming future, we can never fly.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Finding The Bluejay reviews
Spoilers for Inkdeath. Violante wanders the marketplace, reflecting on her relationship with The Bluejay.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Mo F., Fenoglio - Complete
Life Of A Teenage Heiress reviews
Three months after finding out who her real parents were, Diana has come to loathe Fowl Manor. But when a tragic accident forces her ex-sister Anteros to live with them, things could get a little more interesting... Sequel to "Daughter of a Legend"
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Artemis F., Butler
The Wakers reviews
When a demon pair stops time, only seven creatures are left awake, including the two that stopped it. Memories of Hybras haunt them, magic is going wild, and time needs to be started again... before it's too late. Pretty much on hiatus/dead...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
100 Years reviews
A songfic based on the song "100 Years" by Five for Fighting.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Memories and Headstones reviews
Jack Merridew calls a reunion twenty years after their rescue, but why?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
The Fisherman's Wave reviews
The end of TLC from the fisherman's point of view. Freeform-poem format.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Merry Christmas reviews
A one-shot describing the Fowl family at Christmas a few years in the future. M/A shipping, spoilers for the fifth book.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Goodbye reviews
Artemis goes to a debutante ball in honor with Minerva, but memories of Angeline and his utter inability to talk to girls keep interrupting the dancing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete