Nadir convinces Erik to download Tinder, and he matches with a pretty girl named Christine. And before he knows it, a first date leads to more.

One always hears the echo of their soulmate's heartbeat, and can only recognize them by feeling the person's pulse match up with the rhythm in their head. Erik never heard the echo until he was in his thirties. Christine has heard it for as long as she remembers.

Based on the prompt from the Fake Steven Universe Episodes Tumblr: With Pearl and Garnet out on a special mission, Amethyst introduces Steven to the art of prank calling. Longer synopsis inside because there isn't enough space here to paste the whole thing.

"Let me put it this way," says Loki, smoothly. "The Transylvanians are capable of warping time, putting pure anti-matter into their standard handguns, and Frank by himself is known to have created life in a bottle. These are not people to trifle with." He pauses. "Or laugh at." "Shit," says Fury, who is very definitely not laughing. "Anti-matter handguns?" says Tony.

True that there are thousands of rubies, but that's not comforting.

Life on Earth takes a lot of adjusting to, as a prince and his servants are finding out. This planet seems to be more full of surprises than they ever expected.

The care and feeding of Dr Frank N Furter was very straightforward. You gave it enough food, drink, drugs, admiration, paper, pens, makeup, hosiery, flattery, deference and sex, and it would perform admirably. You missed out on any one of those variables and it would wobble, waver, sulk, whip you, and (in extreme cases) perform ornamental and unstoppable genocide.

Frank is taking Columbia out for the night, so the servants have the castle to themselves. And it's been months since they last had a little fun. . . .

We're all aware of Steven's adorable ability to squirm his way into anyone's heart, no matter how cold and dank the being stands to be. So what happens when he's accidentally teleported to Homeworlds most feared authority, Thine Golden Diamond? AU against canon "Message Received"

Like so many things, it begins with a touch. Haurchefant/WoL [End of ARR spoilers]

In which Francel thinks girls are gross and Haurchefant has other ideas.

A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.

At Connie's persuasion, Steven's decided he wants to start attending public school. The staff at Lakeside Elementary is always happy to take on transfer students, even those who have three strange, loud, and abnormally violent mothers. The PTA will never be the same.

In an effort to clean out Amethyst's room, Steven stumbles upon an old planner of Pearl's. It has entries dating back to Pearl's days in Homeworld, and Steven is eager to start using it again. But he can't explain why his birthday has been marked all the way in 2081.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Wildly OOC but it is 2 AM and idgaf. Fluffy cuteness and snow what more could you want? T for language I guess. One-shot.

Marius Pontmercy may hold her heart, but when it matters most, Éponine knows that there is only one she can always turn to, one that knows who she is and accepts it. One-shot. Semi-sequal to 'I'm Your Secret, You're My Worst Friend'.

Driven to the Seine by Valjean's blatant refusal to make sense, Javert is stopped at the last second by someone else jumping in and automatically moving to save him. He says his name is Clarence and he's here to show Javert just how much the people he's met need him. Javert is decidedly non-impressed. What business is it of his if everyone around him wants to ruin their own lives?

ONE-SHOT. Marius visits the Cafe Musain a few years after the battle, yet he does not feel like there has been any battle at all. Of course his friends were still living, that is why they were there in the Musain...or perhaps he truly is being haunted by the ghosts of his past.

Lily's sour Hogsmeade weekend takes an unexpected turn.

They were ready to die, but Paris wasn't ready to let them all go. Grantaire drags a grievously wounded Enjolras from the barricade and struggles to keep him alive as Enjolras slides between the living and the dead.

Lily helps Severus celebrate his 16th birthday, but playing by her rules leads to a night of adolescent debauchery.

"He starts smoking because he's bored, he keeps smoking because Lily smokes with him." Sixteen bits of personal canon about Severus Snape during his Hogwarts years.

"I've told you, Aziraphale," he says quietly, brushing the wet hair out of the angel's face. "We're fine." / Part V/Epilogue to the Full Circle series

"Leave them be. Forever," a voice would echo, if it could. And then all is still and silent once more. / Part IV of the Full Circle series.

"Breathe, feathers, breathe." / Part III of the Full Circle series

"I should have smote you the moment I first saw you," the angel says serenely. / Part II of the Full Circle series.

"Angel. You know it's gonna be really bad, this time around," Crowley says slowly. "When the times comes, I want you to-" / Part I of the Full Circle series.

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

Remus has been feeling guilty, and all the while, Tonks has been the one suffering for that "noble prat's" foolish mistakes. It's his turn, his only chance, to make it right. After all...it might be the last time she would see him alive. HBP-based.

Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.

"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."

Based on Pika-la-Cynique's fancomic "Girls Next Door." When Sarah once again makes a wish she shouldn't have, she realizes just how "fair" the rules of the Labyrinth really are.

Just whose cameras were those that the toys used to blind the Prospector? And what happened when that family developed their film?

HIATUS. L/J. "The first duty of love is to listen." In arguing, neither gave up. But when James finally walks away and Lily is left standing in his wake, the echo of his silence ringing in her ears, something changes in her heart.

A/N: Thank you to everyone who has supported this story here and on Tumblr. I am excited to announce that the ebook version is now available to download for free at karrijustinashea DOT wordpress DOT com SLASH learning-to-dance - hope you enjoy!

A series of unrelated one-shots by several authors, each centering around one of the words in Douglas Adams's "dictionary of things there aren't words for yet - but there ought to be". Chapter 6: The Weasley twins go to Motspur.

What if, when you die, you get a second shot at what you let go of the first time? Snapecentric, Snape/Lily. With a splash of idiot!Draco, for fun.

"Do you ever think about what it would be like to be ordinary?" Severus Snape dies that May night in the Shrieking Shack... and then wakes up to a life wholly unexpected.

How did Koko, our hapless hero, and Nanki Poo, the prince of Japan fair after the events of 'The Mikado? Did they and their brides live happily ever after? A few Gilbert and Sullivan tunes guest star.

Love's labors pay minimum wage; Tonks is a barista by day, ninja by night. Remus writes, or tries to. Sirius levels up. Non-Magical American AU. Written for the MetamorFic Moon Winter Hallows Advent.

Remus, being a tad naïve, had expected dinner or coffee or a movie and had ended up at a party on a beach at half past one in the morning. In retrospect, he feels he shouldn't have been so surprised.

Ron Weasley, the night before Valentine’s Day, in a lingerie department. What more do you need? This story was Runner-up in both the "Best One Shot" and "Best AU Fic" categories at the 2009 Ron/Hermione Awards on Livejournal.

Vignettes on the relationship between Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. Chapter forty: what to expect when you're expecting... After 5 years and 40 chapters, these drabbles are now COMPLETE!

Danny Phantom and his friends have fought ghosts, but nothing can prepare them for what they find inside a bright, pink book...a Mary Sue fanfic!

The Weasleys are having a Halloween party, and lo and behold! Someone has tampered with the candy...

"It was that night she knew, as she crawled into bed, that she must really love him. Because under all the anger and hurt that his return had renewed, for the first time since he'd left, she was going to bed happy." No Taylor Swift references whatsoever.

Two moments shared between Ron and Hermione during the course of Deathly Hallows. What can I say, I was feeling romantic.

Sherlock Holmes is ill and the world does not come to an end. Film at 11. GEN.

Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.

Sequel. With the death of Old Deuteronomy a chain of events is set off and the junkyard is thrown into chaos. Will Munkustrap restore order? Will Tugger escape to finish the fight with Mungojerrie? and what exactly IS Macavity planning? I'M BACK! CH.3!

Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.

The most constant emotional sentiment in Lily's Hogwarts career was her complete and utter loathing of one William Mulciber. Lily centric w/ James/Lily and unrequited Lily/Snape

The Lupins attend the first Christmas Ball following the war. AU. Written for the Pink Advent Meta event!

There are three things a villain needs, an evil minion foremost.

Well good night, then, Westley, and good work today. Sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

Summer is the time for boldness, and Mrs Lovett decides to prove a point. Sweenett one-shot.

The story of a monster who wishes to be a man, a man who's really a monster, a girl who's still a child, a girl who never was a child, a woman who wishes to be loved, a woman who spurns love, and a shadow in the corner that fills them all with fear.

It's Valentine's Day and Gomez doesn't know what to get Morticia. He makes the fatal error of going to Uncle Fester for advice. Instead of romance, madness ensues and Morticia suspects Gomez of infidelity. Can Valentine's Day be salvaged?

The biggest fish in the river gets that way by not getting caught.

Just-for-fun. Thought I'd do some unusual pairings and odd family connections.

Yes. I did it. I wrote a wedding night consummation scene. Higgins and Eliza. My Fair Lady.

Character reflections post-POTO.

The end of series is nigh, but Super Jerrie and his sidekcick Turbo Teazer don't know this. When Jemima goes missing, there is a great Jellicle Ruckus, and only our super heroes can save the day. Visit to read Episode 7 before this one.

ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS

A writing exercise that bloomed into something more. See our profile for a complete list of the amazing authors involved. It all started with a single email... J/S

10-7-08, my 56th birthday... but instead of getting presents, I wanted to give one... here it is.. I thank Pika-la-Cynique for her insperation. Read, enjoy and help me celebrate my enchanted life.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys.Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys." All little boys and girls grow up, except one boy. However some dragons,and Fae don't like being forgotten and one decides not to be forgotten, ever!

COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS

Jareth has said something to upset Sarah and refuses to apologise. Oh dear...it looks like Jareth might be in for a world of trouble - he just doesn't know it yet. COMPLETE.

Phantom of the Opera; A script I wrote for a drama assignment for Phantom of the Opera. Please read and review and tell me what you think. A full background is inside...:3 I do not own Phantom of the Opera

It has been ten years since Sarah was last in the Underground, but tonight something has brought her back to face the king of the goblins once again. Why has she come and how? And are they happy to see each other again…or not?

In a world without hope, with a heart that can't love, Harry Potter is losing sight of what he should be doing and why. He needs motivation; he needs emotion. He needs something to fight for.

When the queens find out that Plato used them to get back at Victoria, things are going to get nasty. One-shot, sequel to Plato's Revenge.

Some parents just don't do their jobs, and Jennyanydots is left to deal with the consequences... A series of one-shots following our favorite cats and their kittens.

Has Bombalurina always been the pretty, hot, totally snazzy queen that all the toms adore? Of course not!It was only through the help of some, um, very interesting cats that she was able to attract the attention of her crush.

Mungojerrie takes Rumpleteazer on her first burglary, but things do not go quite as planned. One-shot.

On the morning of her Ball, Victoria lay in her den and trembled. One-shot inspired by the Evanescence song.

A story from the musical Gypsy. Louise is visited by an old acquaintance, which leads her to think about her mother.

When Valerie Greywool, a painfully shy young woman, dies prematurely trying to save her beloved pet, she gets a second chance at life...just not the way she'd planned. Mark the calenders! It's finished!

A lonely man in a dark room stares. What does he see?

She didn't even see it coming.

A bitter VictorxVictoria oneshot. Rated Kplus for mild thematics.

My Beautiful Rescue, By This Providence. Yah never know where day dreams go. Read and Review. I'd love you forever and ever and ever. Besides, my hopeless dream is to get more than 10 reviews on this...

Mrs Lovett made the other women of Fleet Street nervous. They had always been suspicious of the widow. But they didn't know that she cared little for their husbands. There was only one man she wanted, and she couldn't have him. Sweeney/Nellie, one-sided.

Captain Hector Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow still have a strong rivalry, after twelve years. During their most recent battle for the Black Pearl they are transported to a place that is completely foreign to them. That place is Wonderland.NEWLY EDITED

A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...

Long-ish Sweenett oneshot. One of our beloved characters has a surprising condition. Rated T for the near ending of the story. The world can use more Sweenett Hurt/Comfort stories.

It started with me just watching you and it turned into something far more. I'm just sorry that it had to end this way. SLASH

In a desperate attempt to help Demeter's nerves Bombalurina and Misto come up with a scheme to transfer some of Rina's unending confidence to Demeter. But things don't go exactly according to plan...

For the first time since coming to this underground world, Demeter has something to hope for. She will not give in, she will not live to become a slave. She is a Jellicle cat and she will escape to see the sun again.

Mungojerrie has loved his twin sister, Teazer, for as long as he can remember. Then he cooks up a scheme to make her love him without her realizing it.

Not for the unwitting, not for the faint of heart, and not for those faint of stomach. Ye've been warned.

HPGW. When Harry reacts to her mother's 'hints' at the subject of marriage with a less than flattering bolt for the door, Ginny is less than impressed. Never mind that she has no desire to walk up the aisle herself.

Closing his eyes against the cruel vision of pernicious honesty was something he always did and always had and he saw no reason not to do. So why would this time be any different?

When Munkustrap makes a "terrible" mistake, he must work with Bombalurina to save the Jellicle Ball. Also starring Alonzo, Demeter, Mungojerrie, Rum Tum Tugger and SKIMBLE!

Bombalurina introduces Demeter to a new game, and the two decide to try it out at the Jellicle Ball. One-shot.

Dying for the man you love is an honor... right? Oneshot

Bombalurina is fed up with Tugger and his cheating ways, but worries she loves him. Her worries are proven in vain when love comes to her unexpectededly... FemSlash, language

Missing scenes from the show. Rated for adult content. R&R please. Excuse typos, there are some.

On Christmas Eve, in a rather under-the-table way, Tonks and Remus realise that some things are worth the fight. Post-DH, AU.

It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!

Super Jerrie is chosen to be a celebrity judge at the Jellicle Valentine's beauty pageant! But some people want to win in a super evil way. Can Super Jerrie stand tall and not give in? Hmmmm....

She was too old to be turned to a goblin too young to be kept by him damn her innocent eyes. Too young to keep, he kept telling himself. Too young, too young… But being a immortal, all a Goblin King had to do was wait, time was on his side. He would win.

When Skimbleshanks goes postal, it's up to Super Jerrie and his sidekick Turbo Teazer to set things straight.

Hermione finds a bouquet of roses and a letter on her bed. At first she is delighted, until she finds out whom they are from. Funny but creepy.

The Winter Wonderland Ball seems to be going just perfectly... until Cassandra strikes.

Glinda comes back into Fiyero and Elphaba's lives, with unexpected results.

My first gift to you today, a look into the life of the King's scribe.

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will never be the same.

This is a story about Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer with a twist...they're super heroes! This is their introductory story! It's got lots of humor, lots of Mungojerrie, and lots of suspensing moments...kind of. It's really funny, though!

In this story, we find out what happens when Mistoffelees gets the big head...literally. Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer are back and have to save the day. But how?

Lily realizes that the physical changes of adolescence are the least of her worries. A Lily centric, coming of age oneshot of Snape and Lily taking place during the summer before 5th year. In character, era appropriate, with DH spoilers.

And they’re at it again. James’ POV. SBRL slash, JPLE

Hermione tries to talk herself out of liking a particular idiot boy the way teenage girls have been doing since time immemorial: she makes a For & Against List. All the reasons we love Ron Weasley in handy list form!

Sarah takes Toby to a concert of art song. It is the darkest evening of the year. Words have power. Songs can be magic. And undying love can be more terrible than beautiful ... Please read and respond!

“… but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born.” – William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing. RLNT, COMPLETE.

An untold account of Valjean's youth. In his hometown of Faverolles, he makes an unexpected friend. Many years later, he finds his friend again in the most unexpected way. This summary stinks. Rated for some naughty humor. R&R

A angsty story about Severus Snape. He is good and feels great guilt about killing Dumbledore. It's very dark, full of sad feelings. Whatever. Enjoy and rate.

It didn't feel at all like she'd imagined it. It didn't feel like anything at all. [Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.]

Edward's thoughts after Rosalie told him Bella had jumped off a cliff. Songfic. One shot.

Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.

After leaving on a simple mission to stop an unknown assailant from attacking the tribe’s kittens, Munkustrap returns not quite the same. What happened to him that night, and what would the consequences be of finding out too late?

In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.

Love is something you have to experience once in your life to have truly lived, I think. It feels amazing and it hurts at the same time.” LuciusxNarcissa

Munkustrap is badly hurt after a fight with Macavity, and Demeter knows just where the blame lies.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. And we all know what curiosity did to the cat. So what happens when the Napoleon of Crime and a notorious couple of cats try to cure their boredom? [Not your everyday pairings]

Etcetera and Electra discover the meaning of April fools day... BIG PROBLEM.

RemusTonks. Tonks had never allowed herself to hope for an aftermath. They had planned and fought. People had died. People had been hurt. They had won and it was over. And then what?

RemusTonks. T'was the night before Remus Lupin's birthday and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... Largely because all of the women were at Hermione's hen's night. And it looked set to be a memorable evening.

[oneshot] As Tugger looks to the stars, one cat recalls the sad circumstances that brought him to that point and time, and how the lives of the Jellicles were turned upside down by just one precious kitten.

Okay so this story is only going to make sense to you if you like to think of M.J and R.t as mates. Otherwise I don't care read it anyway!

It's Christmas, it's war, Remus is short on money, Tonks is short on tact, and the good guys are losing ground in the battle. But sometimes you can find Christmas spirit in the most unlikely of places.

After a fight with Remus and a work assignment gone haywire, Tonks is at the end of her tether. Oneshot RemusTonks.

AU and crossover. Maleficent is depressed about the state of villains in the Magic Kingdom. Princess Aurora is depressed with her lack of a roll as a heroine. The two find that perhaps the answer to their problems will come with the simple act of change.

Could something as simple as the notes of a song be the key to resolving one of the greatest losses the Junkyard has ever felt? Is Tugger gone for good? And just what exactly is the truth behind shooting stars? Warning: some ooc stuff.

The Phantom of the Opera retold with the addition of a giant squid. Loaded with heaps of sexual tension. And squids.

Possibly the most ridiculus ways of killing a Jellicle cat you are ever likey to read. Don't believe me? Take a look. 8 MISTOFFELEES' SECOND TURN! Once again, please read the note at the end.

AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!

A funny random poem about Macavity. It's very hard to catch popcorn in your mouth...how will Macavity ever learn to do it?

What happens when you take songs from other classic musicals Such as 'The Sound of Music' and 'Les Miserables' and Phantomize them? Find out now! Chapter 11: Featuring the Populaire in its entirety, singing a rousing finale of 'I Feel Pretty!

[Oneshot] The Rum Tum Tugger and Munkustrap don't get along too well, but when they finally reach their limits and end up not talking to each other, it affects the whole junkyard...

Sometimes it was nice to be naughty. She could let herself play this little game, as a final hurrah before her wedding... That's what she told herself as she stood outside of the pub. Remus and Tonks oneshot.

[Cats] The events that took place up to, including, and past the Jellicle Ball, that formed the queen and all the cats surrounding her to be how we all know them to be! [Finished 12.26.05]

A one shot about Skimbleshanks, and what happens when he doesn't get his cup of Earl Grey Tea.

We all know Puck, the mischievous fey from Shakespeare's A Midsummernight's Dream. What happens when he pays a visit during a production of the play?

James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .

RLNT. As Tonks discovers, a bad mood is never a good accessory to take on a mission. Things are bound to go wrong…

HG. HBP spoilers. In the jubilant aftermath of Gryffindor's match against Ravenclaw, Dean Thomas is in for quite a surprise...

We know how the Rum Tum Tugger is to the Jellicle Cats, but can you imagine what it must be like owning him? A One shot. Please Review!

A two part RonxLuna and HarryxHermione story. Titles based on Queen songs. Complete!

There is a ghost hiding in Weasley Wizard Wheezes...Fred and George investigate...

After: the beast in the cradle, the name on her tongue, the game.

Columbia finds out about the true nature of Riff Raff and Magenta's relationship.

A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.

Azelma tries to warm up during a cold winter night in the Gorbeau house.

PREQUEL. Linda Williams wants a better life, which she thinks she can have without her daughter Sarah being in it. But when something goes terribly wrong, the Goblin King does something unexpected. FINISHED !

Err, it's fixed. I never thought I'd write one of these!

Severus Snape threatens an owl, faces a moral quandary, and talks to a wall.

When Gavroche dies, a few special people help him on his way "home." (Am I redeemed?)

Gavroche meets a strange girl on the way back to the barricades.

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..

The sequel to "The Mikado," starring Pitti-Sing. Exciting, suspenseful, wonderfully written, and- oh, wait, I'm thinking of another story. Well, I think you'll like this one anyway - please read and review!

Frank discovers Riff Raff and Magenta's secret relationship...and conjures up his own "special" brand of punishment.

Severus is forced to give his theories on why Slytherins are sexier. Yet-to-be-attatched snippet of 'Decoding of the Heart'

CATSfic...just another loverly play of emotions by yours truly....took a somewhat underused character with a stereotype on him and twisted it around....PLEASE r/r.

O read me, review me I live for your praiseAnd this sweet touching tale has taken two daysIt dripped through my head when, too scantily cloaked I got caught in a rainstorm and thoroughly soaked. 'GOLDEN QUILL' and 'BLOODY BRILLIANT' award winner.

Season 4 of Buffy, as done by Gilbert & Sullivan

Well...it's another tasteless crossover...CATS and the tortoise/hare thing...but what can be said about the tortoise and the hare? Not much, thats for sure. Just....be nice....this thing bites, in my humble opinion, but hey, that's show biz.

A completely tasteless Red Riding Hood/CATS crossover. This is COMPLETELY crusty pants and should not be rusted unless you're a fan of Jellylorum getting stoned....and if you are, seek psychiatric help IMMEDIATELY.