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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, and CSI.

I don't really have much to put here, as I am not that interesting, but I feel guilty leaving it blank. I do not write consistently at all, sometimes I'll start something with the intention of completing it and never actually do it. Because of this, I try to make everything I do write a one-shot. Or at the very least, I like it to feel semi-complete with the end of each chapter. I have lots of fandoms and I tend to stay on one at a time, so I'll drop out of, say, Harry Potter for a while to immerse myself in, like, CSI, only to be back in Harry Potter a few months later. (Those aren't my only fandoms, but you know, example.)

Also, my sense of humor doesn't translate well, so things I find amusing, most people probably won't; at least not in written format, I swear I'm funnier in person. That won't stop me from trying it anyway.

Lastly, I'm old. Entirely to old to fool around in this. It doesn't stop me of course, but occasionally the shame may overtake me. (I am not serious, I am completely shameless and so my age doesn't bother me, but it will make me a bit of an oddity. I am okay with that.)

Um.. yeah. So that's it.

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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 239,207 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Percy's Diary by bionsena reviews
Charlie finds Percy's diary and the whole family read it. Along the way the discover the truth behind his betrayal and uncover secrets of their lost family member. Set during Deathly Hallows. I do not own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,157 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Ginny W., Percy W., Bill W., Fred W.
Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 533,170 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Not So Innocent by Choices Accepted reviews
Sam makes a different decision when they go to rescue Josh. My alternate version of the ending.
Until Dawn - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Sam, Josh W. - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 6,253 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Waking Up Screaming by Simply Hopeless reviews
Miroku didn't know what to do first. Scream like a little girl, throw up a liver or grope the person he had cheated on his longtime girlfriend with. If he screamed, then his bed guest would kill him. If he threw up, again death. But if he groped... Maybe Sesshomaru would at least let him cop a feel before he saw that great Buddha in the sky. MirSess. Yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Miroku, Sesshōmaru
Thresholds by Stanrick reviews
Most people tend to assume they'll wake up exactly where they fall asleep, and usually they have good reason to do so. For someone, however, even that simple certainty stops being a given one strange night, when quite surprisingly he does in fact not wake up where he fell asleep. And that is only the beginning of what will be one most unusual week in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,184 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Parallels by ncfan reviews
As far as Sirius can see, Weasley family politics aren't that different from Black family politics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sirius B., Percy W., Regulus B. - Complete
Marriage Material by CherryWolf-chan reviews
My family, is much more agreeable to the prospect of a bride of supposed 'impure blood' than they are to once of impure virtue, lack of morals, and lack of self-respect. A Malfoy must respect himself or herself above all else. That includes blood status.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nesting by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Dean's making the bunker home, but not just for himself.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Tabula Rasa by everambling reviews
"You're not in any position to be dictating terms, Tom," she said through gritted teeth. "You'll do as I tell you."... "Don't call me Tom."... "No arguments, Tom." / AU Humor/Romance. Hermione is assigned as Voldemort's criminal case worker. Hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Godfathers by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione turned to look at Draco. "You know, I'm starting to wonder if the boys don't think that the baby's gender magically depends on what they want it to be." Draco shrugged, looking down at her. "Well it's a fair assumption. A daughter hasn't been born to the Malfoy family since...1644?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 209 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Growing Pains by meltinglacier reviews
The tragedy of Hermione Granger's continued advancement out of childhood, as seen through the eyes of her slightly neurotic father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Driving by scarlettcat reviews
Draco was driving alright. Driving her crazy. And the two idiots in the back seat weren't helping matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Naming by Kleines reviews
Ron and Hermione participate in the baptism of Harry's second son when some unexpected events occur. Rated T for language. One-Shot. Please note: I'm NOT a native speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In a Glass Jar On My Desk by Incy Little Spider reviews
Visiting Spencer's flat is like stepping into a whole odd little world of its own...with it's conductor of the strange filling up the rooms with wonky elbows and crazy hair, that fits like puzzle pieces all glued down together with sticky messy paste. And he just loved it all. DerekxSpencer slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Archetype Association by archetypex reviews
A new member joins the team, and the XMen will never be the same... Rogue especially.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 75 - Words: 381,955 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2005
Genetic Obsession by I M Sterling reviews
HG/SS AU. Take one brilliant magical geneticist. Add a snarky potion master who has recently been declared the sexiest wizard alive… bring to a hard boil and stir in trouble…. Rated M because we all know where this is heading...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
To Do or Not To Do by NightShade94 reviews
Supervisory Special Agent Derek Morgan was not a coward. Not in any way whatsoever. Anybody who knew him would readily vouch for his bravery and all around un-cowardly-ness. That was fact. So why was he avoiding his boyfriend like the bubonic plague you ask? Well, he has a completely un-cowardly explanation. Honest. This is Slash. So if you do not like it, please do not read it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Behold, a Hero's Grave by WeatherWatch reviews
Hermione receives peculiar visitations from a boy that only she and baby Teddy can see; a Post-War tale in three parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,931 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ravenclaw Rebels by Silent Magi reviews
Book 1: It's the first year for young Harry, and things just don't seem to be shaping up for him at all. But there is hope, as his first friend arrives like a shining beacon of hope in a sea of turmoil... Sadly that light only leads to chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,031 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Keep Your Composure by PervyMonk reviews
James and Israel Gannon are old friends ravaged by time. One is searching for his past while the other runs from it. They team up and take on the wasteland. Written for the Fallout Kink Meme
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,429 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Arcade G., James
A Cunning Plan by marianne le fey reviews
"Can you at least try to look like you're enjoying yourself? This won't work if you look nauseated." One shot. Rating mostly just for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Watford Gap by TangerineFields reviews
Babysitting Nymphadora turns into some gentle ribbing of Remus' Northern roots when the subject of bath time comes up. A perfectly pointless drabble. RemusxSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
That Old House by vanillaparchment reviews
An old house sits at the end of a lane. Abandoned and forgotten, no one would have guessed who was going to buy it... or how full a life that old house was yet to live. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,454 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chronicles of the Nerevarine by Omega Gilgamesh reviews
It's finally FINISHED! Through trial and hardship, can one broken Dunmer find redemption and peace for his tortured soul? Rated T for mild language, drug references, violence, torture scenes and mild angst.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,587 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
What the World Misses by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Fred, Neville, Luna, Mrs Weasley think about how blind the world is when it comes to Harry, Ron, and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 260 - Published: 7/24/2011 - [Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Invisible M by modeoheim reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2254 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
I Have a Holy Duty to Unzip Your Genes by Jukebox Hound reviews
"Genetics, my fine man," Charles declares, unperturbed when Erik has to poke him back upright on his stool, "is God's finest miracle." Charles/Erik, fusion with 'Good Omens.'
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Pansy's Revenge by frostykitten reviews
An angry 12 year old Pansy gets her revenge on Draco and drags poor Hermione into her scheme. It's not until 5 years later that the forgotten incident resurfaces. Will the threat of death bring them together, or will they murder each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,604 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Secretary to the Generals by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. do not own. Cloud realised that joining SOLDIER wouldn't get him close to his heroes or in a position to help them for a Very Long Time. He found another way to be of assistance. Yaoi, but nothing heavy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,192 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 420 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Steers And Queers by Meg The Maggot reviews
A very short Courier channels her inner drill sergeant in an ineffectual attempt to whip her irked companions into fighting shape. Originally written for the Fallout Kink Meme; contains no smut or violence, but mild swearing.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Courier, Arcade G. - Complete
Cadet Days by Chocobo13 reviews
Paying a visit to Zack's grave, Cloud has a strange dream and wakes up several years in the past as a SOLDIER cadet. He thought he was done, but it seems the Planet had other plans. Post-AC. Warning: Possible boyXboy pairing between Cloud and Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,510 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Just The Three of Them by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Harry has only ever loved Ron and Hermione, Ron only loved Harry and Hermione, and Hermione only loved Harry and Ron. so why should there ever be more than just the three of them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 189 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Painting Knows by frostykitten reviews
"Well, I vote we prove destiny wrong. There's no way we're meant to be together or any nonsense like that," Draco said. Hermione forced a smile, knowing that it probably looked like a grimace. "I second that."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,604 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Showdown at Sunsplash Estates by starofoberon reviews
The story that answers the burning question, "Where does a nudist carry his gun?" A team of brutal killers. A courageous witness. Tension! Fear! Derek Morgan, naked! Morgan POV. A quickie one-a-day five-shot. Finally complete! Rated for language
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - D. Morgan, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Small Talk by Pat Foley reviews
All the knowledge in the world sometimes doesn't bring understanding. Holo series 0. Sarek/Amanda, and a seven year old Spock at times bent on destruction. Complete
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,536 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
Secrets by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
Fifty secrets Remus and Sirius know about each other. References to sex and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Drive Me Crazy by starburst09 reviews
When a new dhampir teacher arrives at Hogwarts, half the witches in school are chasing after him. But he has no interest in anyone...until the day he can't seem to get one particular student out of his mind. Is it bloodlust? Or something else?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hermione G., OC
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4382 - Favs: 11,546 - Follows: 4,623 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Culture Shock by TonylovesFany reviews
As Head Boy and Head Girl, what can Harry and Hermione do to help muggle-born students cope up with homesickness? With help from the most unexpected of people, watch as the Head Students deal with stress, school, and the possibility of house unity. AU HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,089 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Surf and Sand by Oliversgurl reviews
This is a sweet drabble written for a friend of mine. Short, cute, and to the point. I'm rather proud of it. Now beta'd and edited, reread?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - [Greagoir, Irving] - Complete
20 Moments In Derek Morgan's Life by ansera reviews
These aren't the defining moments of his life, but they matter to him. Slight Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Delusions of Granger by Xelan reviews
Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr. Format fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 296 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Thoughts Read Unspoken by Qwi-Xux reviews
They had different paths, but they all led to the same place. -Collection of 30 one-shots focusing on Cloud, Tifa, Denzel, and Marlene- *COMPLETE - Please see A/N on chapter 30*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,277 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 6,980 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Peaches by ansera reviews
Hotch, Morgan, and a cat named Peaches. Hotch/Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/26/2010 - D. Morgan, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Harry Potter and the Founding Lords by The Basilisk King reviews
A New Student, a breaking up of the old 'Golden Trio'. Will this new student help bring about the destruction of the Dark Lord, or will the wizarding world fall into darkness. Warning Ron Bashing HP/GW HG/OC Please Review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,064 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Hermione G., OC
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 278 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Zabini's Twelve Days of Christmas by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
Blaise Zabini has a point to prove, whether Hermione Granger wants to listen or not. A Christmas fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Money for Nothing by JillianUnleashed reviews
Hermione should have known there is no such thing as a free lunch and that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. When she agrees to help a friend out, she learns that “money for nothing” is a myth. This is a long oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Enlightenment by Rohata reviews
Takes place the Summer before third year. A chance meeting with a former Death Eater reveals some startiling truths. Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 131,788 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 3,678 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Therein Lies Impossibility, Astrid:Season One by LoyalistEternal reviews
What exactly is impossible? In the world of Fringe Science, nothing is truly off limits. Different views of the world according to Walter and Astrid's daily lives, in no particular order. A handful of awkward comments, and we’re ready to go!
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 53 - Words: 60,321 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Walter B., Astrid F. - Complete
Subtleties by Pen Against Sword reviews
In which Snape does not have an appointment, Hermione is enraged, and subtlety is seemingly abandoned. AU to Snape's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unbreakable by Daniella Fromage reviews
The twins wanted five-year-old Ron to take the Unbreakable Vow, but Mr. Weasley caught them in time. "He went mental. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since." WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Arthur W., Ron W. - Complete
Champion by callalili reviews
Before she was the Champion of Cyrodiil, she was Martin Septim's errand girl. He's not sure why she's willing to risk her life to hunt down Daedric artifacts and Welkynd Stones. She's not entirely certain, either.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Martin S. - Complete
Pretty Girl, Wandering Hand by herbsandlemons reviews
Every one knows Miroku is a horndog, but what if someone actually accepted? Slash.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Miroku, Sesshōmaru
Lucien's Luck by Jordy Trent reviews
This one's no amateur, no freelancer come to your room by chance. His name, in the language of High Rock, means luck. His first name means light. Ironic, isn't it? He has never walked in the light, and as for the other one...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Lucien L. - Complete
Into the Night by Cairnsy reviews
Percy, Bill and the scars that define them. Spoilers for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Bill W., Percy W. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil is in the Details by RhiannonoftheMoon reviews
Hermione learns that the Ministry is serious about its fine print and Draco and Severus find themselves dueling for a prize neither wants. Marriage Law, sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Twenty mostly Random Facts About Hermione Granger by donahermurphy reviews
A short oneshot on Hermione's feelings about Hogwarts, Dumbledore, and life in general. Takes place after OoTP. Not a monologue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Hermione G., Alastor M. - Complete
No Virtue Is Safe by forthright reviews
Oneshot. When it comes to teaching Shippo about the Seven Virtues of Bushido, is Miroku the best man for the job? The lecherous monk gives them a whole new twist. Warning: rampant innuendo.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Miroku, Shippō - Complete
Sensations by Hypatia-s reviews
Response to a chagenlle: What would have happened if Inuyasha had been aware of his surroundings all that time pinned to the tree?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Inuyasha, Miroku - Complete
Resuscitation of Agapé by Jessica-X reviews
As his 6th year at Hogwarts nears, Harry receives a pair of mysterious, conflicting owls. Evidently, Hermione is dying to tell him something, but whatever he was expecting is FAR from the disturbing truth... T:LVS, gender-bending :COMPLETE:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,738 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Purgatory by Pikachumaniac reviews
In order to forget his unrequited love for one, he found himself in another’s bed, setting into place a series of events that would place him in the middle of both. SesshoumaruMirokuInuyasha triangle.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,625 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Miroku, Sesshōmaru - Complete
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Tapping reviews
Grissom wakes up. slash
CSI - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Warrick B., Gil G. - Complete
Seducing the Senses reviews
In which Rossi and Morgan apply their senses to each other. Slash
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - D. Rossi, D. Morgan - Complete
Sunset All Over reviews
In which Molly misses her brothers. Written prior to the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, so probably non-canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Molly W. - Complete