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Joined 07-18-08, id: 1638848, Profile Updated: 03-23-17
Author has written 25 stories for Twilight, Ranger's Apprentice, Mary Poppins, Outsiders, Maximum Ride, National Treasure, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.

boy oh boy, uh.

It's March 2017, and if you're reading this, how the hell did you end up here?

I'm probably not coming back to any of this stuff, nor, frankly, should I.

you can find me on Tumblr here, where I still sometimes yell about fandom stuff.

I hang out a lot over at ao3, although under a different name. Haven't published anything there, but who knows. I'm about to graduate (with that English major I always talked about) and maybe someday that'll change.

Keep writing, kids. All my best.

~C

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The House of Hell by Love2Love reviews
The WWNC thinks it's a great idea to start a reality show with an unwilling group of magical teenagers before their seventh year at Hogwarts. Hermione does not. Enter a pointy faced blond with his two close friends and let Hell-er, the summer, begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 200,972 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,474 - Follows: 7,851 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
You said you'd be home in an hour by chzahradsfdas reviews
/You said you'd be home in an hour. That was three hours ago./ Mark told Roger something he didn't expect and when he didn't come home, he expected the worst. inspired by a Roger on Omegle. One shot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Believe by jedigirl627 reviews
Alice receives a vision of Cinderella Castle, and a girl. The girl in the vision says "I'm waiting". The Cullens got to Disney World to meet this girl. The girl needs them to help her defeat the Overtakers. Part 1 of the "Children of the Kingdom" series.
Crossover - Twilight & Kingdom Keepers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,861 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Bombs, Books, and Breakfast by WhitneyFinch reviews
Set right after The Final Warning, Max and the flock are back at their adventures. This time? England. And what is the deal with Nudge lately? No one seems to know. And it seems these days Iggy has a lot more up his sleeves than bombs. FAX & NIGGY/EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Max, Nudge
Fracture by Kathryn Shadow reviews
He raised a hand and looked at it—saw the glow. The end. Game over. Please try again.' The End of Time fixit, but it's canon-friendly. ...I think. Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Are You Cross? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursleys at the age of four and is raised by Sirius and Remus. A childhood that Harry deserved! Lots of bonding as Harry begins to trust Sirius and Remus. First fic, so please review. WARNING: DURSLEY ABUSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 126,051 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Broken by Alice laughed reviews
Claire's mom took their family away shortly after finding out about Quil. The implications of a broken imprint are far reaching and can impact you - body and soul. The bond is deeper than anyone ever realized.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,944 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
China Doll Love by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
She’s cold, calculating, cruel and she makes no excuses. But she’s also a mother. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Finding Wings by Kyln reviews
My heart pounded in my chest as I increased my running speed, nearing the edge of the sharp cliff. At the last moment I jumped; my wings grabbed the air like kite and I took off into the sky.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
In The Bar of The Headless Woman by Shmiggles reviews
Once a year, on the same day, a very mysterious crowd gathers in the bar of The Headless Woman. The barman tries to find out who they are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Mr Dating Machine by taylorjeanjn reviews
All they wanted to do was congratulate him. After all, he hadn't been on a date in a while. ONE-SHOT
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Darry C., Two Bit M. - Complete
20 Lies by FeistyFeist reviews
Ponyboy Curtis and the 20 lies he tells.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers by voi ch'intrate reviews
Carlisle Cullen has found a bride who can handle his entire family--what he didn't reckon was that she would sweep him off his feet. Or that his rambunctious brothers would all find brides of their own, but love doesn't come softly for the Cullens. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,971 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
My Little Sister by Tori of Lorien reviews
He did not think he could control his thirst. She was intimidated by him. But when Jasper helps Bella to study for her history test, he realizes that she means more to him than he ever thought she would. She wasn't just a human; she was family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
An Open Window by JK5959 reviews
Months after Edward leaves, Bella finds a letter on her bed. There is only one person who could accomplish such a feat without being noticed. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Forevers by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Fifteen Truths about Rosalie Hale. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Welcome to Twlight by vaporeon13204 reviews
Most of us enjoy reading the vampire fiction that is Twilight. However, what if it turned out that it wasn’t as purely fiction based as we all thought? Original Characters. Rated T, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008
On Her Own Wings by Wildmage117 reviews
Forty years after Breaking Dawn, and Edward and Bella find themselves once again on the high-school scene. But is everything still the same? What has changed after four decades? A Twilight and Maximum Ride cross-over from Bella's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella
Ten Little Things by Gandalf3213 reviews
A peek into the characters heads. What does Emmett think of Edward and Bella's relationship? How does Jacob feel about being alpha? Lists of ten things about eacho of our characters. Takes place post-BD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
On The Prowl by two hours' traffic reviews
Nessie has convinced her uncle to play hide-and-seek with her. What she doesn't know is that he's a huge spoilsport, and needs a few pointers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
What Lies Buried by BandGeek58407 reviews
Sequel up! Post-BoS When Sadusky arrives at the Gate's home and exposes Riley as a felon in hiding from the FBI, Ben has no clue what to think. Is his best friend really a cold-blooded criminal, or is this all part of some larger scheme?
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,613 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
The Man Who Freed Me by Cantare reviews
Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space. A jinni's fate, unless he comes across the rarest of mortals who might set him free...
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Sick Day by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Riley has a cold, Abby gets to nag, and Ben once again plays observer in his own life. [BenAbby and BenRiley Brotherly Fluff].
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
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Dirty Little Secret reviews
Ingredients: One girl from New York City armed with a switchblade and a secret. One group of Greasers. One person with the knowledge to change fate. Two lives hanging in the balance. What do you get? One hell of a wild ride.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,179 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Dallas W.
Things we give to others reviews
"Secrets are things we give to others to keep for us." Pirates, soda, horses, sisters, brothers, hopes, fears, dreams, and all the things that only our best friends know. 50 things that only Ben knows about Riley. Now with the request-fics!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,311 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Ben G., Riley P.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious reviews
In which a Miss Mary Poppin's life is forever changed by a painting, a friend, and a word- although not necessarily in that order. The stories behind every letter in a very very long word. Also with a nice shiny plot!
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,965 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009
Embraces reviews
Because not all embraces are beautiful, and not all stories have happy endings. Oneshot, T because I'm paranoid and this can be rather angsty.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Abigail C. - Complete
Insomnia reviews
The only sounds were Riley's footsteps, a demon's laughter echoing in his head, and the quiet hush of a sleeping house. Riley Poole can't sleep. Neither can Abigail Gates. Written in the Ashes To Ashes -verse. Angst-ish.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Riley P., Abigail C. - Complete
Time reviews
Time flies when you're having fun.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Jump Then Fall reviews
On a starry night with the sweeps, Bert finds a quiet moment to spend with his favorite person in the entire world. Oneshot based off a Taylor Swift song, companion to A Thousand Miles Away.
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Colors reviews
The colors bring to mind so many stories, but they're only glimpses into the full picture that is life.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Iridescence reviews
The colors are all that's left, reminding her of a place that couldn't possibly be real. Yet, the colors bring back memories of dreams that aren't dreams and a feeling of magic just around the corner. Oneshot based on The Technicolor Phase. Very mild HxA
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alice K. - Complete
Smile reviews
Nine times Ben and Abigail Gates made Riley Poole smile instead of the other way around. Nine glimpses into the not-quite-ordinary lives of our three favorite treasure hunters. SMILE! :D
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Cheer reviews
An all-dialogue fic in which Ben and Riley are trapped at a cheerleading competition. Hair flips, whining, and fear of pom-poms ensue.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
Bridges reviews
In which it is a cold rainy night in London, Mary is depressed, Bert is sarcastic, and an umbrella is thrown into the Thames. A Mary-meets-Bert dark oneshot. ANGST. Because the fandom doesn't have enough. T for reference to suicide.
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Apples to Apples reviews
In which Riley stops by on the first day of school and is reminded of things past. Oneshot- just a bit of Riley and Abby friendship fluff. Don't own, though I love the game.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Riley P., Abigail C. - Complete
A Thousand Miles Away reviews
Mary was farther from London than she had ever been before, and she missed her city. She missed her old charges, she missed the park, she missed- well, she missed Bert." A little short- loosely based off an awesome song. Oneshot for now! Smiles! :
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Ice Cream! reviews
In which Riley has ice cream and instigates an argument. Drabble.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Riley P. - Complete
The Distance in Between reviews
Wendy wasn't the first lost girl. Mary was. Wendy wasn't Peter's first love. Mary was. Wendy could never convince Peter to leave Neverland. Mary? It was the hardest choice he ever made. Wendy never had to choose between Peter and another love. Mary did.
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009
Moments With Esme reviews
Esme, while we were on your Island, we kind of- we kind of broke your bed." "10 Tips for Aruging with Parents" "Emmett, we are not adding a tower." "I hate high school. Really." Little moments of the Cullen kids with Esme. Hilarity and love ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Esme
Ignition reviews
In which Iggy decides that he needs to learn to drive. Pyrotechnics, injuries, and activities of questionable legality ensue. Oneshot, minor Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Silent Song reviews
Her name is Catherine. She's just a scared little girl." The Cullens adopt expecting another family member. Catherine is looking for a place to feel safe. Both quickly realize that all is not what it seems. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,796 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Stepping In Time reviews
Bert and the sweepers will always 'step in time' when they are needed. But what if one of their own is the one that needs the help? MaryxBert. T for Violence
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Sweeper's Luck reviews
Bert stared after Mary's receding shadow and sighed. He'd blown it again. Takes place directly after the MaryxBert where she kisses him on the cheek scene in the musical, but you don't really need to have seen it. First Mary Poppins thing. Oneshot.
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2009
Here Lies Lydia reviews
Will isn't the only one who's had a past experience with warmweed. Halt's life was forever changed by the substance, and now, looking at Will, all the memories are coming back.... Some angst, WillxHalt and HaltxGilan friendships. Takes place in Book 4.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Be Safe reviews
Two little words. Two little words that came to mean so much to the entire story. Be Safe. What happened to the note? Where was it during New Moon, when he was gone? Where was it during the fight in Eclipse? What about Breaking Dawn....?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
KilCullen reviews
Little Emily KilCullen. So cute, so dangerous. Renesmee's first day of kindergarten, as told by Emmett. Be afraid. : Read, Review, love, ect.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
First Snow reviews
Edward and Bella's first snowfall with Nessie. Takes place mid-Breaking Dawn... A bit sad. Short drabble of a missing moment in BD. BellaxEdward, a bit of implied JacobxNessie. Happy Holidays!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete