Kiife
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Joined 07-23-08, id: 1644690, Profile Updated: 05-24-11
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hello people!

Hmmm...I'm not sure what to put here...

OH! Here's my favorite quote,

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it."--Unknown

Name: Call me Kiife.

Age: ah, youth

Gender: female

Location: Here

Destination: There

I don't really know fo' sho' what Imma do when I grow up, but college is on the approach so I should prolly start thinking about it.

Yeeeaaahhhh...Also, I like watching movies, and listening to music. And reading. And writing (of course if I didn't like that I wouldn't be a member here...).

Music is wonderous, go now and listen to the Avett Brothers, He is We, Chester See and Mumford & Sons.

Favorite books: Princess Bride, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Inkheart, nearly anything by R. A. Salvatore, Artemis Fowl, Pride and Prejudice, the Hobbit, Dragons in the Water, And then there were None...etc.

Favorite movie: all of the old disney cartoon classics, The Princess and the Frog, Tangled, Pirates of the Caribbean, Titanic, Harry Potter...etc

Favorite songs: Happily Ever After (He is We), God Damn You're Beautiful (Chester See), I and Love and You (Avett Brothers), Roll Away Your Stone (Mumford & Sons)

Favorite food: Japanese

Favorite drink: Coke (the classic)

More quotes:

The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello

Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile. ~Author Unknown

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there. ~Author Unknown

“Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.”—Frank Leahy

“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you…”—Unknown

"Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence."—Baslo

“Everyone makes mistakes. It is what you do afterwards that counts.”—Unknown

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back."~Unknown (too often people state just the beginning of this little rhyme.)

"Dance with the LORD, he'll let the perfect man cut in."~Unknown

About my stories and OCs...etc:

Okay, I'll start off in the order I wrote them:

"Fly Free, Remember Me": Okay, so when I wrote this one, I really just wanted to write some Shikamaru fluff because he doesn't get the attention deserved. Shikamaru is amazing. Anyway, it's about his romance with Suzume, he falls in love with her, an interesting couple, I must say. When I originally wrote the story (before its many, many revisions) Suzume was a depressed smart-alack, then I realized I hated that character and that she shouldn't be allowed within a thousand yard proximity of Shikamaru, it also started with them being in the Ninja Academy, I later decided to move the time up to, oh, around the time after Sasuke abandons the village (you know, the part with all the fillers).

Kobayashi Suzume (OC): Ah, Suzume, I must say, I am very fond of this particular character. She is really smart, but also clueless. She makes random comments, but is at the same time a wonderful ninja. Suzume is just a girl with a bubbly personality that thinks about stuff people wouldn't expect her to. Ah, the joys of being so talkative, everyone thinks you talk so much to fill up the space in your head, then you surprise them with a comment they would never expect you to make and they look at you flabbergasted. I know how it is because I modeled the newly crafted Suzume slightly after myself, of course I never lost my family and I don't have a clan, but her character is a lot like mine.

"Let's Not be so Sirius": Ah, this story is one of the favorites I've written in a while. This story is about a certain Alexandria Hunt and her romance with Sirius. I realize Rowling never really talked about Sirius having any sort of relationships, aside from the fact that he was incredibly popular with the ladies, so I wrote this. But I'm pretty much simply amusing myself with it, Alex's clueless-ness comes from my ponderings on how a clueless person would react to love, at first she's convinced her body is sending out warnings and Sirius is a serious threat to her well-being, I won't say more on that matter though, read more to find out.

Alexandria Hunt (OC): Alex is clueless, and very ADD, even though I put her in Ravenclaw. She explains her thoughts as to why that happened, but really, I just didn't want her to be in Gryffindor and the other two houses were so absolutely not her, I ended up putting her in Ravenclaw. I modeled her character after two of my very different friends, it turned into a very interesting character, I must say. The first character was a poetic, literary character that was laid back but also stressed over anything school-related, she has a certain odd personality, but she's controlled and poised at the same time. The other character I fused this with was a very clueless, gorgeous blond. She's bubbly and wonderful, but unorganized and doesn't have a clue as to exactly what's going on half the time. It was a very interesting combination, even I was wondering what would happen, but it actually turned out okay.

"Facts": Okay, so this story came to me when I was looking for good SasuXHina fluff, because, y'know, they're the cutest couple in anime history. Anyway, I decided to write one, and it turned into this! For the most part, Hinata's like she is in the anime, shy, reserved, you know, but I gave her a personality, and eventually, she'll open up a little more to Sasuke, because it wouldn't be fun if she didn't. As for Sasuke, well, you know Sasuke. Arrogant, talented, hot, reserved, serious, prodigy, genius, blah, blah, blah! It's basically a lot of Sasuke/Hinata fluff...read more to find out ;)

"Of Sandboxes and Flowers": A kiddie fic with a slight Sasu-Hina, it's obvious, but they're kids, so it's not like they go far or anything. It made me happy when I wrote it...

"Valentine": Sasuke uses Hinata for his own devious purposes (i.e. getting out of Valentine's Day) at the end, he decides Valentine's Day isn't too bad...

"By the Way, I Love You": It was a songfic I wrote I while ago and decided to publish. I love the song ("Maybe" by Ingrid Michaelson). It's pretty short...I thought it was kinda cute though :3

"And Then There was Light": Okay, so this is my first GaaraXHinata, but I really do love the couple so...hope it turns out okay. It's basically about Gaara being in the darkness and Hinata being the light...yeah...:P

Kiife's current reason for not posting cough excuse cough:

I kinda took a hiatus and didn't tell any of my readers...oops? But I may or may not be back...and WHOA! I thought I was gonna hate what I wrote so far in that Gaara/Hinata fic but...I kinda liked it, so I think Imma pick that up where I left off :) I have about a week here to post again before I'm off traveling to strange places, so I'll try to get it in gear. Here we go!

So, yeah. That's pretty much it.

Read my stuff. Bye.

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Mysterious Thing, Time by Blueowl reviews
The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,185 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 3,180 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Perfect Marks by Rurouni Star reviews
-BlaiseHermione- You can learn anything with a book and a Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,126 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 1/14/2007 - [Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
N E W T S (Original) by Sakurablossom009 reviews
-sequel to O W L S- This year, Horcruxes and Voldermort aren't the only things Harry, Ron and Hermione will have to worry about...Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows meets Naruto Shippuden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 176,139 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sai - Complete
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 122 - Words: 302,695 - Reviews: 6958 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
There's A GIRL At St Bartleby's!: by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,621 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Monster by Set.Me.Free.123 reviews
POST MR2. PRE MR3,4. Max and the flock meet a strange boy who knows all about them. Who is he? And why does Max feel such a strong connection with him? And then there's Fang...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,038 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Breaking Stigmas by the punchline reviews
That stupid Slytherin with his stupidly smug smirk could take that stupid book and just shove it up his stupid Slytherin - 'Hermione, you're muttering again.' - Muchos thanks to mae513 for the title! Seperate epilogue, - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,444 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Il Principe by 3rdplanet reviews
In which Blaise Zabini realizes that Hermione Granger is completely and utterly insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
The Falconer's Game by smarmyhunnies reviews
Blaise Zabini enters into a contract with Draco Malfoy -- he must seduce Hermione Granger, make her fall in love with him, and promptly break her heart. Can this cold-hearted Slytherin carry out his task? Or will his feelings get in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,091 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
O W L S by Sakurablossom009 reviews
There's gonna be chaos at Hogwarts this year....Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix meets Naruto Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,953 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Stuffy Noses by Meruhen Wind reviews
Because prodigies, especially Uchiha ones, don't get stuffy noses. A childish Sasuke x Hinata story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,579 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Magic of a Book by Elanor reviews
COMPLETED All Hermione wanted was her book. No one gets in the way of Hermione and her books. Apart from it seems, Blaise Zabini. HrMale!Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
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And Then There was Light reviews
Gaara thought he could never escape from the darkness. Is it possible for light to come into a world of monsters and shadows? GaaraXHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
By the Way, I Love You reviews
SasukeXHinata, drabble....sorry it's so short, songfic, "Maybe" by Ingrid Michaelson, yay, ok READ oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Facts reviews
Sasuke would never fall for a girl. Any girl. It was a fact, a purely logical statement. Unfortunately for him and the fangirls, Hyuuga Hinata doesn't care for logic or facts. A lot of SusuXHina fluff...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Valentine reviews
Valentine's Day. Worst day of the year, in Sasuke's opinion. Or maybe not. I know the title is completely unoriginal...read and review : SASUHINA! Of course.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Of Sandboxes and Flowers reviews
Was his mommy crazy? Well, she was a girl, so Sasuke guessed it was a possibility. But really, did she have to set up a playdate for him with a...GIRL? SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Let's Not be so Sirius reviews
Sirius Black...I will never fall for that bloke and that is a fact." Yeah, just keep telling yourself that, Alex. The story of the girl Sirius fancied. Yeah, I know, summary sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fly Free, Remember Me reviews
Shikamaru was lazy, it was true. As he sat on a swing set shirking duties his thoughts wandered to a strange girl he knew. Suzume Kobayashi, an enigma. What will happen when he finds her asleep on the ground? T cause I'm not sure if I cussed or whatever
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Shikamaru N. - Complete