Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

In tribute to Rik Mayall. Richie and Eddie observe the funeral from afar, and it brings up the question they've been avoiding: what are they going to do now? Comes with the usual profanity. It wouldn't be 'Bottom' without it.

It's New Years on the Enterprise and the crew attempt to figure out their New Year's resolutions. Meanwhile, Geordi asks for Data's assistance with the party and tries to teach him about the holiday. Will all go according to plan or will another holiday be ruined in the hands of the android?

Data is surprised with an erotic gift and things get a little rowdy.

Lydia's troubles with her fellow classmates hits her hard and causes a deep appreciation of her friendship with Beetlejuice. Oneshot. Rated T for suicidal content/discussion. Beetlejuice and Lydia. Complete.

Data asks Geordi for fashion advice.

If harley quinn and Jack met when they were teenagers...Joker/Harley

He really does. Note: DC owns the rights to all Batman characters. Reviews and suggestions are always welcome.

Harley has run away from her old life to join the circus that is living with the Joker. It's a pretty steep learning curve. JxHQ.

Too short for a summary. Gotta read it suckers!

Harley Quinn and The Joker. Rated M for sexual content. i always picture it in NOLANVERSE, but it fits anywhere. :D

Classic heath ledger's Joker and Harley Quinn story

Nolanverse Joker/Harley. Rating may go up for later chapters. Harley returns home one night to a dark scene that shocks even her.

God forgot a lot of things and Harley Quinn was one of them.

JxHQ: He hated how soft her hands were. M for sexual references.

A sequel of sorts to An Old Fashioned Romance. Azzarello!Joker/Harley aka Joker as an out and out gangster, v different JxH dynamic . Jonny Frost POV. Joker asks for a favour from Jonny Jonny unbeta'd, written lightning fast. Still, hope you enjoy! .

"They've all got a plan and mostly, it's the same: get famous and get rich. " - Awful summary but there's so little plot that anything more will explain away the whole fic. Azzarello!Joker aka very gangster . Nudity, language. Unbeta'd.

She would have to learn that she never got to call the shots, especially when it came to their sex life. The second that monster of a man felt he was being pressured, he chose the opposite path just to be spiteful. Oneshot. Nolanverse. Graphic.

Harley seems to be playing hard to get, and the Joker isn't happy about it.

Lore meets Spot; Data disapproves. Borders on fluff.

Women were the fairer sex, the weaker sex. But Harley's sick of it. She's sick of the abuse and Joker's lack of faith in her working with him. So she induces an all out fight...He's gonna regret messing with this woman. Nolanverse

Even the Joker can be sincere.... can't he? A quick one-shot, just to get my creative juices flowing. Disclaimer cause I forgot to add it in; All publicity, recognizable characters, settings, etc, are the property of their respective owners.

Kind of fluffy Joker/Harley. A general look on the romantic side of their relationship. Reviews greatly appreciated.

Yep, you read that right. Right here you can dare ANY of the Dark Knight characters to do ANYTHING. You heard me! ANYTHING. Read more details inside! EPISOE EIGHT HERE!

Joker decides to give in and take Harley on a date. Sort-of. More like a heist. Laughter, pain and clownish antics ensue.

Isn’t it ironic than such a simple thing as bubbles can make the difference between a Starfleet Officer and a piece of Scientific Experimental Property? Oneshot .

Harley's pretty new to this game, but she'll learn. An exploration of the psychological and physical aspects of their relationship. Rated NC-17.

A nervous tap of the finger, a thoughtless prod of a scar--Harley knew his every little movement. And she was going to have to use them if she wanted more of him. TDK, sort of could be a very early precursor to Fifteen Minutes.

A more realistic take on Dr. Quinzel and her twisted relationship with the Joker. DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the aut

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!

Set not long after she's become Harley Quinn. Why is she there and what does she get out of it? Written for lj community psych 30's Daddy Issues challenge. Sexy, cute and bent. Warnings for adult themes. JokerxHarley.

Data and Amiee have a quiet dinner.

Immediately after Tasha's death, Data wonders: why do people always wait until after the person is gone to say all the important things ?

Sure, everyone's seen First Contact. But did anyone ever wonder what happened afterwards, when they had to clean up the mess and deal with their demons? And with Picard and Data, Troi has a tough counseling job on her hands...My first ST story. I can't af