Facts of Life: Celtics suck, Lakers rule. PETA members are fuckin' nuts. Racists don't deserve to speak. Quitting is for pussies. Sports keep men sane, shopping keeps women sane.

I write rarely, extremely rarely, so don't expect too much from me in terms of quantity. When I do post something, I aim for quality and hope that people are satisfied with my writing.

Quotes:

"I'm always in shit, it's just the depth that varies" - Unknown.

"Why so serious?" - The Joker.

"Tell that man I'll be waiting for him...outside of humanity" - Sasuke Uchiha.

"This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here" - Pulp Fiction.

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly" - Jack Sparrow.

"You'll notice that animal-rights activists condemn wearing fur more than wearing leather, since fur is worn by elderly ladies and leather by biker gangs" - Unknown.

R.I.P.

Itachi Uchiha

You badass mofo

"Life is like a rollercoaster, short and sweet. So be sure to enjoy it."