Name: Emma

Birthday: November 28

Age: Fifteen

Currently writting: A Glass Slipper

Fave Manga/Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist

Has sanity?: I can show you better than I can tell you.

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1. Riza Hawkeye

2. Edward Elric

3. Envy

4. Winry Rockbell

5. Scar

6. Lust

7. King Bradley

8. Roy Mustang

9. Alphonse Elric

10. Kimblee

11. Jean Havoc

12. Black Hayate

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Lust and Havoc.. Well, that did happen in the manga! xD but no fanfictions.

2)Do you think 4 is hot? How much?

If I was a guy, maybe.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

We would have some chimeras on our hands!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

I only read Royai and sometimes EdWin, so nope!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO! -would-end-in-divorce-

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/9 because pairing Kimblee with ANYONE would be sick.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two andwritlve having a fist fight? (Not orA Glal question because Roy isn't a pedofile)

Laugh. He would laugh.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Simply a crackfic. ENJOY! xD

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

YUS! ROYAI!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

You really are man's best friend.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower Two?

no

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Mhm! Yess.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

NO! Maybe Winry and Ed but adding Scar in there is WRONG!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great Anger?

WARGARHBLE!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Kryptonite (I probably didn't spell that right)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: DO NOT READ

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on two?

NOTHING WOULD WORK!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Sibling Rivalry

20) How emo is Seven?

Scale from 1-10 it's about 4.

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All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Please Note:
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED
Apparently, you told Santa that you have been good this year.
He died laughing

if you can raed tihs,cnorgadulations! You are one or the sarmt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idnivalually, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt peploe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres! Msot good raedres can raed a wrod wehn the frist and lsat letres are the smae and terhe are the smae auomnt of letres in a wrod!

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
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If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... It just hasn't developed yet

I live in my own little world... But it's ok - they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

-Turn on some MUSIC so we can DANCE like RETARDS and SING like we're on CRACK-

-Old enough to know better. Too young to care-

- Writing is my passion and I can't live without it
- I get lost in my imagination a lot
- I write down my dreams
- I'm often starring into mid air, or not paying attention. Please excuse that.
- I'm a very shy person by nature, preferring to shut myself in my room and just work.

- I enjoy drawing and sketching

- I love to doodle

- I LOVE listening to music
- I like to write songs and poems

I like singing though I'm not very good

- Hehe! I ADORE cute stuffs!
- I have LOADS of stuffed animals
- Cutesy stuff makes me squeal
- I can make anything fluffy
- I usually help with the cute/romance scenes

- Not sane
- Chocolate = addiction
- Rampages are daily exercises, nothing more
- Can't control myself from lots of stuff
- Drugs are gross. They make me sick

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Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH!

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

How to Tell if You're a Writer:

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

It's been a good while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it... (grins evilly) Wanna watch?" -Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious metal problems."

"I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?"

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." -Oscar Wilde

"Life is too important to take seriously." -Oscar Wilde

"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" -WillRogers

"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" -StevenWright

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."-jess50011556 from neopets

"When life gives you lemons, tell people they grant wishes, and sell for a profit."-Aaron Riker

"Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly."-Langston Hughes

"What is it with these 'Z' shenanigans? Jay-Z, LynZ, etcetera. What does it stand for...I am really confuzzled and befuddled."-Koneko

"Shakespeare frowns on your emo poetry."-Unknown

"Without you it's hard to survive..."-Every Time We Touch

"I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything you need..."-Truly Madly Deeply

"The time has come to decide between what is right and what is easy."-Professor Albus Dumbledore

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."-Eleanor Roosevelt

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."-Jeff Valdez

"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted."-Aesop

"Fall seven times, stand up eight."-Japanese proverb

"To love and be loved is to feel the sun on both sides."-David Viscott

"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends."-Professor Albus Dumbledore

"I don't really know what that analogy meant. But it worked in MY brain!:-Travis Willingham(voice of Roy Mustang)

"Leave your intelligence at the door, come be stupid"- Travis Willingham(voice of Roy Mustang)

"My boyfriend senses are tingling!! I must run randomly that way!!"(The Sue AlchemistEdward Elric Writen by Element Girls)

"Life sucks. and then you die"- Jacob Black

"You have two good legs, get up and use them"- Edward Elric