Name: Katashiro

Title: Thorn Goddess of the Midnight Rose

Hometown: Dalaran

Gender: biologically female

"I am a broken doll abandoned in gloom
thorns snake their way to my body, doomed
dark wings sprout from my flawed back,
my dress remain a lovely shade of black,
flowing raven hair I claim,
graceful strides I am to blame,
crosses adorn my long terrain
black petals litter,my eternal rain
on and on my verses flow
wicked eyes with crimson glow”

I am...

a Vampire that despise the light
a Wiccan who shares our insight
an Anime lover for real
someone who enjoys a good meal
a child of the classic
a pain-loving masochistic
a musician who can play
an LP fan in every way
a book worm who lives in a library
a dark disciple of eternity

Genre: Shounen, Shounen-ai, Yaoi, Adventure, Action, Supernatural, Shoujo, Smut, Fluff, Psych, Gore

Tidbits: I'm quite busy and boring.

And oh, I had a series of Psych tests... All of them stated that I am somewhat neurotic. Ah the Yandere in me. Haha

Likes: I like girls, violet things, anime characters with long silver hair and/or purple eyes, horror flicks, thrillers, psychopaths, lilium, desserts, LGBTs, debates, feminists, scythes, vampires, witches, shapeshifters, books, free downloads, fruits, salads, desserts, ramen, whip creams, leathers, laces and of course YAOI (YAOI is love. Love is forever. Therefore, YAOI is FOREVER XD)

Dislikes: homophobes

Fanfictions: [on hiatus] Because Life hands you lemons and fucks you up with it. Repeatedly. Up the a*.

Of Wilted Blooms and Agonized Hares [on going]

-- I’m almost done with this one. Prolly two more chapters then an epilogue. I've had bits and pieces of this fics for several years now,just have to put them together and fix the timeline and the grammar. It's confusing me. (see? I'm the author and I'm confused, I wont be surprised if I lost lots of readers due to confusion)
(UPDATE. Rewriting the whole shit because my younger self is stupid and doesn't know how to follow basic grammar rules.)

Croissants [complete]

-- Completed... Until I find another baked favorite. I’m thinking... Empanada :D

Pillow and A Shirt [complete]

-- Completed.

Wake Up [complete]

--My first songfic based on my inexplicable enjoyment of the song Wake Up by Coheed and Cambria. Complete too.

I know most of you are familiar with the Seme Handbook at /post/4864159755/the-semes-handbook, this got me wondering why there's NO UKE HANDBOOK (I think I stumbled upon an "Uke Guide" or something). actually I was a bit disappointed so I tried making my own. If there's one out there please do inform me. Anyway, this one is not yet finished, (coz I tried getting inspiration by reading some yaoi mangas and I ended up not having enough brain cells and blood to finish it :D) soooo I'm open to suggestions :) I have always been a firm believer that if anyone can make a seme/uke handbook, it'll be a fanfic writer lolz.

The UKE Rules (as of august 6 2011 18:12 :D)

1. You are extremely desirable. Be extra careful. We (highly) doubt your seme will share

2. Lubes are your bestfriend. Saliva’s too crude, whipped cream is too kinky(*). Trust us it will hurt, unless of course you love pain as much as you love the pleasure :D

3. Be careful not to be too cute, otherwise you’re in for a rough night (don’t say we didn’t warn you). Semes in general, are beasts in heat, so it will serve you well to tread the predator’s lair carefully.

4. You should know what you’re seme’s preferences are, not for the sake of pleasure but for the sake of your own safety. Please refer to #3. Although we will not begrudge you for seducing (nay digging your own grave), ahem, I mean, being cute because its kinda your job but a little toning down will help your seme’s raging hormones.

5. Paraphila is not a sin. Toys are part of life’s wardrobe, think of it as an extension of your body. Also, your seme will probably have one or two(dozens) of this around, if you’re gonna use one, at least be it the one you chose yourself..

6. Cosplays are done during special occasions i.e. you’re seme’s birthday, your birthday, christmas, new year, valentine’s day, white day, anniversary, monthsarry, during weekends, after a hard day’s work, after a job well done (like a job promotion)… you’re free to decorate your calendar’s every space.

7. To be an acceptable uke, you must graduate with a degree from the ever useful University of Turnmeon. You must acquire at least 12 units in Acute Harassment 11 (also called Ah!! 11), at least 3 units in Masturbation, Orgasm, Re-orgasm and Erotica 70 (popularly known as MORE!) and at least 6 units in Foundations of Amplified Stimulation as a Tendency Response (also known as FASTER!) and at least 3 courses from the SS 120 series (Sexual Sounds); includes Moaning, Grunting, Groaning, Whimpering, Squeeking, etc.

(*)reference from a fanfic of DouWata. I can't remember which but the line stuck to me so if you knew which fanfic it is please PM me

NO COPYING PLS. If you 'kinda' like it PM me, then maybe we can finish the list :D