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Hi. I'm Jenna. (Yeah, I 'changed' my name. Again.) I'm a sophomore (FINALLY!!) and I live in America. I'm klutzy, love to read, play the clarinet, and have never gone on a real date. Nope. Never. Yeah, it's sad.

Well, right now there isn't alot going on in my life so there isn't a ton to write about. But if you have any suggestions for any of my stories, PM, review, or email me at psychicpixie94@. Thanks!

Jenna

GENERAL DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING FROM ANY OF MY STORIES EXCEPT THE PLOT. NOT THE CHARACTERS, NOT THE SONGS, NOT THE LOCATIONS, NADA. THAT ALL EITHER BELONGS TO THE FABULOUS STEPHENIE MEYER OR THE INDIVIDUAL ARTISTS/AUTHORS/ACTORS/WHOEVER THAT MADE THEM. SO DON'T SUE ME. THANK YOU.

What did I think of New Moon?

New Moon, compared to Twilight the movie, was phenomenal. As compared to the book? Not so hot. It was pretty good. Taylor Lautner did a fantastic job—most of the time. Kristen Stewart is a way better actress now. Not so much stuttering, and it was so much more soulful. Her expressions were deep. I can’t really say about Rob Pattinson, since he was MIA for just about all of the movie. At the beginning, he was okay. Not how I imagined Edward, but he’ll do. The fight, Edward vs. Felix, was ah-MAY-zing. Even if it didn’t actually happen in the book. But what was up with Edward’s cracking cheek? Ashley Greene RULEZ. She was awesome. She actually reminded me of myself, a little. XD Jackson Rathbone is my celeb crush, so I’m a little opinionated about him, but I think for the short time he was on camera, he was absolutely PERFECT! Luv ya, Jackson! Kellan/Nikki/Peter/Elizabeth were all good. I didn’t really see enough of them to form a clear opinion. Werewolves were cool. Sam freaked me out. A lot. Laurent was okay. Victoria was cool, for as long as I could see her.

And a few key points: I love the marshmallow line about Mike Newton! How Bella kept emailing Alice even though Alice didn’t get the emails was interesting, in a good way. And Alice’s vision about Bella as a vamp? It was interesting. Pointless, but when the light shone on Bella’s cheek, I could practically flash forward to Breaking Dawn, and she looked beautiful. Like a vampire.

Pictures for Royalty:

Chapter 1

Rosalie's dress: /photo/51308236/Formal_Ball_Gown.jpg

Bella's dress: /images/D/f01-0001.JPG

Alice's dress: /images/products/375.jpg

Chapter 3

Bella's dress: /images/dresses/cocktail.jpg

Alice's dress: /images/cocktail.jpg

Rosalie's dress: /images/D/F6206a.JPG

Chapter 12

Bella's Dress: /images/D/F6290a.jpg

Alice's Dress: /dress_pix/DSC03771b.jpg

Rosalie's Dress: /acatalog/info_14.html

Chapter 13

Tanya's dress that she gives Bella: /dress_pix/DSC04030B.jpg

Chapter 14

Tanya's wedding dress: http:///dresses/images/bridal-gown-index.jpg

Tanya’s bridesmaid dresses: http:///2111/2160276803_967fe3d716.jpg

Chapter 20

Bella's Dress: http:///_l2bY4LmWy2g/SZ9zpcz-urI/AAAAAAAAASk/1wa3DjH_bPY/s320/bella+prom+dress.JPG

Alice's Dress: /direct/dbimage/50246065/Evening-Dress.jpg

Rosalie's Dress: /storebay/images/VersaceEveningDresses.jpg

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Carlisle

2. Jacob

3. Alice

4. Edward

5. Rosalie

6. Bella

7. Renesmee

8. Mike Newton

9. Emmett

10. Tanya

11. Esme

12. Jasper

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

NO! That’s sick! Bella and Esme?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Edward? Well, DUH! It is Edward Cullen, after all! Of course!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Jasper cannot get Mike pregnant for three reasons: Jasper is a vamp, they are both boys, and JASPER WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Emmett? Um, yeah!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jacob/Bella? In Jake’s crazy little werewolf mind, yeah, but not for me, I totally believe in Bella and Edward!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Rose/Em or Rose/Tanya? Hmm… let me think… Rose/Em of course! They’re perfect for each other!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Nessie walking in on Jake and Jasper?! She’d be totally heartbroken! I mean, who wants to find out their true love has been cheating on them with their godforsaken UNCLE?!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Alice blows up in Tanya’s face for trying to steal Edward from Bella! ;-)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

AAAH! DO NOT EVEN GO THERE! MIKE NEWTON AND CARLISLE?! NO WAY, JOSE!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Jasper helps Renesmee with her bloodlust, maybe, so…Renesmee’s Problem?

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Mike Newton? Hm, U+UR Hand!

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Carlisle/Bella/Jasper would be like... Uh... EXTREME BORINGNESS. I couldn’t write a decent story about them.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Rose? Yesterday, it was all couples really. It was Shadow Guardians by vjgm, qjmom and shabbyapple

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

“Carlisle and Renesmee are in a happy relationship until Emmett runs off with Edward. Carlisle, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Esme and a brief unhappy affair with Jasper, then follows the wise advice of Rosalie and finds true love with Alice.” EEEEEWWW! Things wrong with that:

Carlisle/Renesmee

Emmett/Edward

Carlisle/Jasper

And finally…Carlisle/Alice

Need I say more?

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