Edward tells a story.

Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.

How'd fruit inspire so many multiple requests for pirate summit dealings? Chapter 14 - Carrot Juice.

Her hands fumbled over her phone, and she looked for someone…anyone to call. All of her contacts had something to do with S.H.I.E.L.D or the Avengers. Pepper would tell Tony no doubt. Maria had constant contact with Director Fury. Clint would freak out; and Bruce Banner went off the map after the incident. There was no one she could call, no one she could rely on. She was alone.

That shrimp of a second-year hadn't even been at Ouran for a whole day and he was already giving Tamaki hell. First, he made Haruhi totally hate him. Then, he made everyone at Ouran think he was gay.

Life after Ed and Al's trip to the west and east respectively, told in a series of one-shots.

In all honesty, Romano was much too old to need a babysitter. And Spain should have seen this coming

When no one agrees to play with him, America forces the former Allied and Axis powers to reenact World War Two on a deserted island. GerIta, FrUK, USJap, RuChi. Rated T for suggested adult themes, minor language, and petty violence. Set in modern day.

When France starts and online love advice site, he soon finds himself to be the savior for his most frequent client's love life. But as his life and King of Camelot's start to parallel, France wonders if there is more than what meets the eye. FrUK

When Soul is kidnapped, an underground movement of humans is revealed, and they're after the weapons of Shibusen. Humanity rises up and the teams have to choose whether to stick to their oaths or fight those they swore to protect. SxM BlxTsu *Slight AU*

I guess there have been many assumptions about how I came into being, from Honorable Father being asexual to a female version of him wearing a pink bow. All rumors, though some have managed to scrape the surface of the truth. This is it…

Francis tries to convince Arthur that blow-jobs are fun. Rated M for manlove. FrUk

Al is accepted into a US university, and the brothers go to America, leaving Noa behind - as Ed feels, leaving their home behind, again. But it doesn't take long for their lives to be shaken up once again by some familiar faces... Full summary inside.

FrUk. Francis was a master at seducing. He knew all the tricks and smiles to work his way into a person's bed. So it was only natural for him to recognize someone else doing the same to him.

'Now, anyone would advise you to refrain yourself from asking how this happened, though Arthur in particularly would be very adamant in denying you the right to question it. Needless to say, it did, and they had a very good time of it indeed.' FrUK, smut.

A parody of a stereotypic Blindshipping/Puzzleshipping fic. Not to be taken seriously, only to laugh at. Crack and humor mixture!

England doesn't want to have France after him...he doesn't! H-he really doesn't! He reaches the conclusion that there is only thing he can to to stop him... Fruk, smut, rated M for a reason

Oneshots of Nursery Rhymes and Fables. Ch 8- I couldn't think of anything so I decided to just write a songfic and commerical thing all mashed together!

Which is more like Alphonse's eavesdropping log. Or his diary. Either way, he gets to write down everything he wants to about Ed and Winry. Other stuff too. But that's what happens when you ask your younger brother to write a book about your pregnant wife

Blair mewed in delight as she held out the article of clothing. "Nya! Pum-Pumpkin panties! Maka, why didn't you tell me before?"

I don't care if he's my hot waiter – if he says one more of those god-awful pick-up lines, I'm throwing my latte in his face. Rin, Len, and skim latte's. ONESHOT.

Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man; let's go back where it all began. Lord Death/Shinigami, Kid abuse, angst, dark, comfort

Ingredients needed to mess up breakfast: One bag of Flour ... One bottle of Vanilla ... and a whole lot of Soul.

Just some 'normal' days for the Titans that defy the rules of logic and coherency. Chapter 6: Stories About Stuff- in which the Titans read to children with very strange results.

Sweets/Cam *friendship* ficlet. Post-'The Beginning in the End.'

"A survey found that around a third of the adult British population has suffered an ache or strain either during or after bouts of passion." England attempts to reason why France is unhealthy for him.

A series of parodies that will make you facepalm and groan, guaranteed. Now with 99% more random! Complete!

It's one of Professor Stein’s hobbies to tell riddles to his students that he knows they’ll never be able to solve. But the answer is always standing right in front of you, isn't it...? SxM

It's Maka's birthday, and Soul decides to do something nice for her. Except, his plan kind of backfires. Though, seeing her smile makes it all seem worth-- "MAKA-CHOP!" Nevermind. ::Drabble-ish/One-shot::

Thirty-six different friendship pairings, told as thirty-six drabbles. Who needs romance when you have nakama? Complete!

All Patty wanted to do was make colored pancakes. However, not all goes as planned, since Kid isn't quite pleased with Patty's way of doing things and it's up to Liz to mediate before things get out of hand.

A story told of the great Captain Usopp saving his beloved Luffy from the brink of death-by-sharks. And with a man like Usopp, how could the story NOT be amazing?

FranceCanadaEngland. Matthew wasn’t sure when it began, but he was sure he didn’t want it to stop.

Edward and Alphonse have a battle of wits.

Edward can't sleep. Who's going to keep him company on Christmas Eve?

Sequel to Every Now and Then. The Promised Day has come and gone, Ed and Winry have unofficially "hooked up" and our two favorite alchemist brothers are faced with a sickness that leaves no one unchanged. Rated 'cause my characters cuss. COMPLETED!

Germany’s woken up in any number of strange scenarios, but it’s terribly more distressing when it’s one of his own creation.

Alphonse Elric was guiltily aware that he was selfish, despite what often people thought. Though perhaps, after the pain he's suffered, he had the right to be.

Every now and then a story deserves a happy ending. Here's my version of Ed and Al's. EdWin fluff, some Royai implied and AlxOC, rating changed from T, for language. COMPLETED, read it now before it falls into obscurity. Sequel is up !

Oneshot. "Love is a sweet tyranny." Alphonse Elric opens his heart and talks about the one person he loves more than anyone else: his brother. I pity you if you think this is Elricest.

Alphonse has suddenly taken ill. How could Edward have missed it? -One-shot- Brotherly Ed/Al

Time travel. Conspiracy theories. Leylines. Pop culture crack and bad movie references. Hackers, ghost hunters and detectives, oh my! When crossing the gate, be sure to look both ways. Post series.

A trifle AUish. An Alphonsecentric story set between episode 51, and the movie. To make up for the angst of The End Is The Beginning. To say more would give it all away. Now complete.

Postmovie complete oneshot. Alphonse talks to the cats, and they talk back to him! What are they saying? Shhhh...let's listen! Rated for semistriptease by Edward, nothing graphic.