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Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 464,354 - Reviews: 20493 - Favs: 13,100 - Follows: 7,307 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7485 - Favs: 8,948 - Follows: 10,916 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5834 - Favs: 6,828 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love in the Time of Death Eaters by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione makes a plan to lose her virginity. When she offers it to Draco, it changes everything. With a new prophecy and a war approaching, what will this change mean for the Golden Trio and the outcome of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,900 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 3,297 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's Just Me by jehszs reviews
After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he's doing everything in his power to make her his again? M. HG/DM. Warning: some non-consensual sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,577 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
From Dig to Digs by GreenEyedVixen reviews
Far from your typical Head Boy/Head Girl scenario. Don't think 'cease and desist', think 'seize and displease'. But how far can Hermione go before she's in too deep? Slytherins do have a way of clouding one's judgement. Rated for language, themes, scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,278 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6713 - Favs: 6,344 - Follows: 3,678 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8750 - Favs: 8,236 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shades of Green by appletreesfall reviews
Bella Swan: 28, english teacher, can't wait to have kids. Edward Cullen: 29, piano teacher, hates kids. Bella has decided to take her life into her own hands but what happens when a one night stand with Edward results in a surprise pregnancy? M FOR LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,544 - Reviews: 2165 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 3,060 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Deluded by FantasyMother reviews
Edward lowered his eyes to his lap, uncomfortable with my question. He grabbed a grape off the table, popped it in his mouth and chewed. I saw him blush-I could almost hear his heartbeat. "Bella, I live in the woods because I'm a vampire." B/E,OOC,AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,136 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can't Help Falling In Love With You by Dramione96 reviews
Seventh year brings a new tale riddled with romance, humor, unlikely friendships, unpredictable alliances, and more... What happens when the Head Girl is involved in a terrible accident, and Draco finds himself in a situation that will change his life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,170 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Closed by BizzareDragon reviews
The Ministry orders immediate evacuation of Hogwarts under mysterious reasons. Draco and Hermione are trapped in a closet during the clearing. When they get out, they are the only ones left for two months. What happens next? And why was the school closed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,300 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4584 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4767 - Favs: 5,595 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head to Head by malfoymaiden reviews
Head duties, planning balls, patrolling, bickering: normal behavior. Kissing in closets, dancing, snogging the DADA teacher, becoming friends: ? It's everyone's favorite Head Boy and Girl! Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,375 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8500 - Favs: 7,770 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Why Me? reviews
After Edward left, Bella is devastated. She tries to put herself back together and after a while, she thinks she's almost got it. But, when the unthinkable happens, and she becomes pregnant, will Edward come back to her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,841 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
