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![]() Author has written 20 stories for Bible, Twilight, Vampirates series, Pirates of the Caribbean, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Great Gatsby, Maximum Ride, Frankenstein, and Sonny with a Chance. Music: Whatever I'm having an obsession with at any given time. At the moment it happens to be Victoria Justice and Katy Perry. Yeah i know I'm weird. Movies: I like most movies. Actors/Actresses: I LOVE Johnny Depp. I'm not sure if I've scared my boyfriend with my love of JD but that should be a good sign. Books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Vampire Kisses... and I think thats it. Kinda wanna get back into reading the Vampirates series. I love that! haha Games: Well... I like playing Halo with the bf since he destroys everything and I just follow him around, Burger Shop 2, Cityville and card games. About Myself: I need a sign around my neck that says "Don't feed the animals sugar" :) I'm very competitive at everything. Literally. I lost at monopoly recently and flipped the board. Yeah I also have bad sportsmanship too. When I write stories, I have to be a grammatical nazi. (not that this page is totally grammatically correct. Like literally. I'm rereading this like a year later and it looks so contradictory since I haven't even capitalized most of my I's) but its just what I do. I hope that one day I can become an author. I have the best idea for a novel I want to write. The corny old "I dreamt it" thang applies here. lol. It'll be GREAT when i begin it. It's a romantic novel with a sense of adventure through it. I'm planning on beginning it once I finish school next year because I'm taking a year off. :) (HA. I moved countries instead and went back to high school. I'm a fool) well enjoy my stories lovelies! Random Sayings =D Never argue with a 90 degree angle. It’s always right. School taught me a valuable lesson. I’m still paying for it. Technically, we’re all under the weather. 10 out of 10 people agree that we all agree. If your pants are on fire, being a liar becomes less important. Haikus are easy Rock is dead and paper killed it The art of conversation is, like, kinda dead and stuff. Procrastinators: leaders of tomorrow. When you think about it, all galaxies are far, far away. My friends aren’t imaginary. Just invisible and shy. Allow me to explain through interpretative dance. I like to think outside of the quadrilateral parallelogram. My career as a psychic ended due to unforseen circumstances. The definition of suspense is… Nostalgia was better in the old days. If rainbows are so cheerful, why are they always frowning? A hug is my favourite adhesive. Life is like a box of terrible analogies. I shower naked. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like I just swallowed a kitten. You can’t spell random without Tangerine Swordfish Disco Car. I’m not bitter, I’m just unsweetened. Sleep is so last night. Being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing. Magic is just stuff scientists haven’t made boring yet. To err is human. To arr is pirate. Movies. Ruining books since 1920. Ninja’s and Pirates agree: Cowboys suck. Death. Our nations no.1 Killer. Best quote evar: best friends aren't the ones who have been there the longest, but are the ones who never left. | |||||||
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