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Joined 04-02-09, id: 1886892, Profile Updated: 04-13-14
Author has written 9 stories for Bleach, and RWBY.

Hey, my name is Maximuso, which is a mix of my favorite game character, in my Profile Pic (already you can tell I'm a geek), and my rank as a musician (muso). I'm 20 now, am a Gemini, and am intending to entertain, mesmerise and charm you with my use of contemporary English writing (whatever the heck that means) and the over-use of thought brackets (that's me), which seem to have a personality of their own (unlike Mr Blanktext here, with the personality and mental capacity of a brick) which usually forget that I can delete them whenever I want (shuting up). Thank you.

My fanfics will probably be mainly based around Bleach, NCIS, Avatar and StarGate, which I feel I have a fair understanding of, although I could go off on a tangent sometime, and create something totally random. My fave pairings are: Ichiruki, ByaYoru, ByaSoi, IshiAny (he needs to get some lovin') Zutara, Zoph, Taang, but I can get behind any pairings, except the strange, totally random ones, and anyone with Zakari except Unohana. Oh, and maybe FemBya/Ichi, if you know what that is.

Music is not my life, because I am not music, but it pulses through my veins none-the-less. Music is a life of its' own. It evolves, changes, develops, and is subject to peer pressure and personal tastes and opinions, through the minds of the Artists themselves. It can be created, and it can die (through being forgotten). It is not my life, but one I create to have a life of its' own. Through my hands, I can give birth to life. I am a guy, though, incase you were wondering.

I like writing romantic and funny fanfics. If you read my stuff, you'll probably find it to be slow and drawn out, with a great finale in the end. I will try to keep it witty, and I believe more than one point of view is a good thing, although, I do go overboard sometimes. Give me a name, and I'll give it a personality. Give me a song, and I'll give it a name. Give me a story and I'll give it a context. Give me liberty, or give me death. Tell me it's madness, and I'll make a '300' reference. Give me a review, and I will kiss your feet. (Give him a catchy phrase and he'll go on forever) Give me an inch, and I'll take the damn ruler. That'll teach you for giving me an inch(This was posted back before Cave Johnson!!!). Please don't take that as some kind of inudendo.(He thinks that was funny. As you can tell, I got the good half of the brain).


My first fanfiction is up! I decided to start with a simple one; a song fic Ichiruki. I think the term is 'fluff'. Hope you enjoy.


'Resolution' is up to chap 6! This is good fun, but Inoue has told me that if, by chance, I forget to mention Tite Kubo as creator of Bleach, many a foul fate will be upon me, three of them including Kenpachi and a big-ass sword. Five of them include Kenpachi with an actual Zanpakutou.


Wow, it's been a while! But now, I'm temporarily back, and ready to go! I've been casually writing abunch of stuff, and would like to post it all! I'm still gonna write at random, but if X has more interest than Y, then Y will be updated less. Hey, I cant help but bow to social pressure. I weak!(Yes he is. Like a small kitten.)

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Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,168 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 7,233 - Follows: 8,195 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/7/2013
The White Rose of Vermilion by Kuribayashi reviews
Medieval AU where Ruby spends her days as a huntress, hunting wild game to support herself and her older sister Yang, a blacksmith. They live humble lives until one pivotal decision drags them and the ones they love into a deadly game of shadows where the Grimm aren't the only enemies.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,492 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Dear Diary by Jedi Jesi Jiin reviews
Luke Skywalker stumbles upon a very interesting thing while doing a routine cleaning...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,204 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Luke S., Mara Jade
Hero of the Everyman by The hotdog man reviews
What does it take to be a hero? What must one give up in order to defend others? What does one gain? What if you don't have the same advantages as everyone else? Jaune will have to find out whether he wants to or not. Jaune/Weiss.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 243,372 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] - Complete
Lily Valkyrie: Remnant's Most Adorable Criminal Mastermind by SAmaster01 reviews
Lily is a fan-character, Nora Valkyries adorable younger sister, who arose on the Roosterteth Forums. With some help, I have accumulated all the skits that have been written down, and assembled them here. Please enjoy.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 7/26/2014
Massages (Canceled) by Stromael reviews
Yang's back is sore, so she ends up getting a massage from Jaune. Mayhem proceeds to follow :p Rating T because of references to implied sex, not enough to warrant a M rating in my opinion though. Canceled. Rewrite is up.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,544 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Complete
For the Love of Jaune by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
Jaune is pretty much a stud in the RWBY fanfiction. So here's a collection of one-shots featuring him paired with each of the girls (around his age) in the RWBY universe. 12 - Coco [Cover art from the Valentine card]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Jaune A. - Complete
Interview: Bleach Pairings! by Rukia141 reviews
What do our favorite characters think about us pesky writers and our stories? They tell us their opinions in an interview! Give it a few chapters and it will get better! Promise!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 252,271 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Reaction by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
A continuation to Chapter Two of For the Love of Jaune. Come see Weiss' reaction to being awaken by "love's first kiss."
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Jaune A. - Complete
Eight to One by Kentethalion reviews
Weiss and Jaune look back on what they have lost in the little amount of time they have remaining together. WARNING - Sads ahead. So many, many sads ahead
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Weiss S., Jaune A. - Complete
Non-Date by EAP615 reviews
A casual hang out between good friends get misinterpreted by others.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 217 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Yang X.L., L. Ren - Complete
Go the Fuck to Sleep by ThinCeilings reviews
"Guess it wouldn't be 'Weiss' to stay awake," said Ruby, wriggling underneath the blankets. Weiss squeezed her eyes shut, and thought of creative ways to bash in Ruby's skull. / The bunk bed breaks, so Weiss and Ruby are forced to sleep in the same bed.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Alone by Stromael reviews
Loneliness is the worst feeling in the world, and Weiss knows that all too well. Pretty far out of my comfort zone, so apologies if it isn't the best. One-shot
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Comfort by The Flippant Writer reviews
A knight in shining armor doesn't have to be strong, or suave, or even in shining armor. He just has to be there when you need him most.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Jaune A., Velvet S.] - Complete
What's in a Name? by Moczo reviews
Tired of the effort of choosing all the names for new teams at Beacon, Professor Ozpin acquires a new piece of software intended to make things a little easier on the staff. He probably should have done a little more window shopping first.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 172 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Roman T. - Complete
Unlikely Source by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
After a particularly bad day in class, Weiss just wants to be alone. For better or worse, Jaune doesn't want to leave her alone. Implied Jaune/Weiss, though it can be seen as friendship (hence the genre).
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/16/2013 - [Weiss S., Jaune A.] - Complete
Conquest of the Heart by LegendaryStrawberry reviews
IchiRuki. Rukia returns from Soul Society, but will an external battle lead to an internal one?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,590 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Eyeballing It: Random Mass Effect Drabble by xXthecatalystXx reviews
Random drabble featuring FemShep and the gang. With guest appearances from Serviceman Chung, Tali's shotgun, Charr the poetry reciting Krogan, and other favorites. BioWare owns the characters, I just like to play with them a bit...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - J. Garson
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
A Day in the Life Of by Moonwisp reviews
A Day in the Life of Bleach characters. Requests for chapters on characters will be taken. Rated T for Language and very mild adult themes. Some romance if you really squint. Prepare yourself for this humor-filled, slightly crackish fic!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Byakuya K.
Something about speedsters and boy wonders by Aggie Deneys reviews
Barry Allen/Flash is supposed to be watching Irey West/Impulse. A JLA meeting interferes. Irey goes to Wayne Manor to spend time with Damian Wayne/Robin, leaving Barry to wonder about speedsters and boy wonders.
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
Cultural Differences by Mini Boss Majoring reviews
One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
A friend like no other by Aggie Deneys reviews
Damian Wayne/Robin realizes he has a strange friendship with Irey West/Impulse. He wouldn't have it any other way.
Crossover - Batman & Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
I've Known Rain Too Long by wayward-river reviews
There's something about the rain that doesn't suit her. Byakuya/Yoruichi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Little Robin by Kyrandis reviews
"I'm an assassin. We're not meant to be heroes."
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Damian W./Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Speedster buddies by Aggie Deneys reviews
While spending time with Wally West/Flash, Dick Grayson/Batman realizes that all the Robins except Jason were friends with a speedster.
Crossover - Batman & Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
Understanding Robin by Aggie Deneys reviews
Irey West/Impulse wonders why Damian Wayne/Robin refuses to admit Dick and Tim are his brothers.
Crossover - Batman & Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
The Ken Masters Interview 2010 by RavenloftSF reviews
Black Belt Magazine caught up with Ken Masters in Nice, France and recorded an interview where he reflects on his life in the ring.
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Ken, Ryu - Complete
Bishounen by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Byakuya is going to kill Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Soft by PenPistola reviews
...For lack of a better title. Toph and Zuko spend some time together, getting to know each other's scars. Takes place directly after Ember Island Players. Slight Toko flavoring, purely accidental.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Why So Serious by Amaratta reviews
After running into Rukia and learning about how she wants a picture of a smiling Byakuya, Yoruichi is out to put a smile on that unexpressive face. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Yoruichi S., Byakuya K. - Complete
I Don't Cry by EllyattheDisco reviews
ByaYoru, songfic kinda, Yoruichi wonders why she ever left the soul Society, or rather why she left the man in it. Really angsty!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Yoruichi S., Byakuya K. - Complete
Tag by platedlizard reviews
Yoruichi wants to play. Too bad Byakuya's all grown up...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Come With Me by Steamboat Ghost reviews
Coauthored by fuzzytomato. Troubled over his newly restored honor, Zuko finds solace in the familiar guise of the Blue Spirit. In a chance meeting with the Painted Lady, a friendship is forged as the two heroes seek to help the Fire Nation's neglected.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,631 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Next Time She'll Just Try Vegas by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Renji was just glad he hadn't had to use the tranquilizer- he was pretty sure Rukia would count her brother being unconcious as 'something stupid that ruins everything.'
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by The All-Seeing Sharingan reviews
[IchiRuki]She was bound to him, and he to her. Who would have thought that a pillow fight would be what proved that to her? Rated for language.[Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
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Can't Stand Your Smile reviews
A smile can mean many things, but mostly, it just means 'Trouble'. Nothing brings people together like mutual frustration, backhanded compliments, and begrudging respect. Ark Angel, Weissgold, Yellow Snow.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,204 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Ruby R., Nora V.
Breaking A Smile reviews
An assignment in the wilds goes awry, and JNPR has to improvise. In the face of losing her friend, what goes through Nora's mind? Will Ren make it back to Beacon? Ren/Nora if you like, with a hint of Jaune/?, and some violence and coarse language for good measure. Funnier than it sounds. Maybe. Arg.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Nora V., L. Ren, Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Just a NotSo Casual Chat reviews
Byakuya has a proposition for Kurosaki, one which he was not expecting...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,979 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K.
The Placebo Effect reviews
Also known as 'Byakurai: A Captains' Survival Guide'. Will become a collection of chaos, written by the noble himself. Bya/mainly Yoru, but he is a bit of a smooth criminal, so there will be more fun... so to speak.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Byakuya K.
Bring On The Next Contender! reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya is finally 'available', and everyone decides they want a chance with Soul Societies Most Ellegible Bachelor! Vote for winner of heart at end!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Byakuya K.
Let It Swing reviews
Stuff goes down after the Winter War. Full Summary Inside! ByaSoi, w/ IchiRuki. Spoilers and not spoilers. Have the cake/eat it too! Kinda mystery, with a bigger mystery in the shadows later...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng
It Can Only Have Been Fate reviews
Somethings are just too ridiculously random to have been planned out beforehand, right? Well, maybe, but sometimes, we are part of the plan making process, but don't know it! A FemBya/Ichi fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K.
Resolution reviews
No great story is complete without an ending. This is my vision on the outcome of the Winter War. To be told through many points of view, many pairings, time warping and dramas galore. M just in case.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
Perhaps Love
A song fic for Ichiruki lovers. Set post-rescue. What is love, anyway?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete