perfectsmuttyvampirehide bio
 Author has written 68 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Black Magician Trilogy, StarTrek: Voyager, Merlin, Les Miserables, and Hunger Games. Dear All: It is with regret that I announce that, effective from today, I will not be returning to fanfiction.net. There are many reasons for this, mostly that I am tired of the censorship that exists on here, and the lack of creative freedom. The following in progress stories will be abandoned on this site, and migrated to archive of our own (AO3) under the penname Caenea: Darkness Falls With immediate effect, the following stories are on indefinite hiatus. IF (and it is a big if) they are migrated to AO3, they will be completed there, not here: The Letters of a Soldier These stories are NOT up for adoption at this time. If you would be interested in adopting them, however, please contact me first, I am open for discussion. The following stories are COMPLETE, but will be migrated to AO3 anyway: The Wolf, The Witch and the Animagus Copies of all my stories in their current condition will remain here. However, to follow my up to date stuff, if you would like to, please drop by AO3 and do a search for Caenea, as there are already some original, never-before-seen works available. I'd like to thank everyone who stuck with me, and everyone who reviewed, favourited and followed my stories. It breaks my heart to go, but I feel the best place for my work is no longer fanfiction.net. | |||||||
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Benefactor by yep still me but gone reviews
"You all know my name already; I am Doctor Carlisle Cullen. After I lock this door, you will not leave your place until you are dismissed. At the end of the day, one or more of you will be selected by me to come live in my house and partake in my social experiment for the next month." A few are chosen. The experiment begins. M/M, Poly, Mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,484 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Children of the Revolution by Breathing Space reviews
Modern University AU, (sans violent, heartbreaking death). Grantaire is a History student, who spends most of his time hanging about on the sidelines of a friendship group, twatting in the JCR about and staring at things. One of the things he stares at has blonde hair and vaguely resembles an outspoken mop.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,734 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Screams All Sound the Same by hidinginmybones reviews
Grantaire begins his last year of University thinking that his second year Political Theory class will be a breeze. He doesn't anticipate being in class with the most perfect human being on the planet but that just makes his class that much more fun. Or, in which Enjolras and Grantaire debate constantly and slowly begin to realize that they cannot exist without the other.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Original Sin by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
What makes a man irredeemable? USC student Bella Swan finds herself asking that question when she gets involved with the sexy, yet tight-lipped Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a man living in a self-imposed purgatory for the undisclosed sins of his past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 151,580 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Arthur's Dream by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
Arthur has a dream in which Merlin is his lover, but it's the day before he meets Merlin for the first time. How will he deal with his confusing feelings? Merlin/Arthur. M for smut in the first chapter and possible smut in later chapters.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Senior Year by abbymickey24 reviews
Bella and Jasper have never met, but both are headed into their last year of a new college hoping to let the past go. After they meet and with the help of their friends they find where they were always meant to be. AH. B/J.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,528 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
While You Were Scheming by clothsofheaven reviews
When Harry and Seamus become the only two in their Gryffindor clique without a partner they make a pact: they can't date unless the other does. So what does Blaise Zabini do when he wants to ask Seamus out? He gets the help of his best friend Draco Malfoy, of course. Disclaimer: Cover Image by alek.dar
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,659 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Chance in Time by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,715 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Guy, My Girls by Irenella Courmett reviews
Bella and her son move to Forks for a fresh start. Emmett is a widower with three daughters of his own. Their lives intertwine when Emmett becomes her son's peewee football coach. How will their new relationship affect the children? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,693 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Teachers Pet by mpg reviews
Bella moved on after Edward left her and is now a teacher. When she starts at a new school, destiny intervenes to reunite them. Now she is faced with new challenges/decisions. B&E/Canon Pairs/Lemons/Violence. -COMPLETE- NB 4 EPOV see Student Liaisio
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,557 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hogwarts Maelstrom by Reirei666 reviews
AU STORY Voldemort won. Potter is dead and Hogwarts attendance is mandatory. Pure-bloods own Muggleborns and blood traitors as personal slaves. The remaining DA plan an escape but is there hope in this cruel new world? Hermione/Draco, Completed. Mature **
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,275 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Witchy Woman by linlawless reviews
Hermione is reluctantly attracted, Severus is unwillingly bewitched, and Dumbledore is happily meddling. The path to true love is fraught with challenges ... an AU Snanger fic, beginning at the end of Seventh Year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,462 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Superare Divos by Orestes Fasting reviews
Enjolras and Combeferre are more than friends and less than lovers, until Combeferre discovers there are some things that should not be touched. Slash.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Enjolras, Combeferre - Complete
Sinful Thoughts by readingmama reviews
Edward is adopted by the Swans at birth. How will Bella and Edward cope with their growing attraction when they think they are siblings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,692 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Let's Get Physical by gemmabobella reviews
Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Hunting Trip by Lord Rekhyt reviews
Jasper's having a bad day, and everyone's happiness is irritating him. When Emmet suggests a hunting trip, Jasper's day starts getting better... Rated M for Yaoi and language. JasEmm. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Jasper, Emmett] - Complete
Fade into You by kfoster2519 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella has been a vampire living with the Cullen's for years. Edward is a 17 year old human who just moved to the small town of Forks. Intrigued by the beautiful Bella Cullen, Edward tries to form a friendship that turns into much more. Canon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,020 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wicked Tidings by TassanaBurrfoot reviews
Detention has never been so sweet...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,642 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6028 - Favs: 10,647 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unlocked by pelespen reviews
Driven to near-insanity at the hand of Bellatrix Lestrange,Hermione finds her solace and reason to survive in thoughts and memories of her love. How will she find her way out of the safety of her mind, and what does the future hold for her afterwards?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,925 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Gripping Surprise by Lacy Stewart reviews
Emmett surprises Bella. Will her life ever be the same?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,164 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Night to Remember by TwiHardPotterHead reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose are roommates in college and live below three rowdy boys. They get sick of them one night and lure them back to their bedroom for a little fun and games. M Lemony. E/B. J/A. Em/R OOC/AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,131 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
If only by Dave.New reviews
A cold and lonely night during Fifth year, Hermione waits for something in the Astronomy tower
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
The Wolf and Little Red: A Hogwarts Love Story by angelically-devilish reviews
The golden trio return to Hogwarts seventh year with their favorite werewolf professor. But before love conquers all, Hermione and Lupin have to deal with each other, the affections of another Marauder, and the constant threat of darkness. HG/RL HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,873 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
TheBoyWhoFucked by ScifiSOS reviews
It all started because of the Daily Prophet. ‘The-Boy-Who-Lived is GAY!’ stunned witches and wizards everywhere. For Draco Malfoy though it was certainly a pleasant Monday Morning. Epilogue up. LEMON,SLASH R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
House of Lust by Oriana de la Rose reviews
After a car crash, Bella wakes up in a mansion where she agrees to pleasure the owner in exchange for medical care. Edward is the erotic owner who takes it upon himself to "heal" her. Very graphic - be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,023 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
A Casual Observer by coonassblondie reviews
Bill and Charlie run into Hermione in a muggle pub during their night out on the town. Threesome: Bill/Hermione/Charlie. Not for the young or faint of heart. Rated M for a reason. Written as a gift for JadeCharmer at LJ for HP porninthesun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 94 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Biology by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward, a biology teacher, has been lusting after one of his students all year. What happens when she comes into his classroom after school? Edward decides to teach her the reproductive system using very unorthodox methods. Graphic Lemons. 2-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
The Fountain Incident by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
Merlin, Arthur, a fountain, some steamy action...this is based on my first ever idea for a fanfiction of two boys in a fountain. M.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
The Fortune Teller by xXxJasonxXx reviews
Edward is a fortuneteller. Bella is a skeptical, practical woman who reluctantly agrees to be his new assistant in order to make money. They share a passionate hatred for each other that soon turns to desire. Will love bloom in the tarot cards? OOC & AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2009
In the Gutter by Orestes Fasting reviews
Enjolras refuses to give Grantaire up as a lost cause, but boy does he have a strange way of trying to provoke him out of his apathy. Slash.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
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Seam Eyes reviews
The night before the Quell, Katniss finds comfort in the last arms she would expect.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
This Courage In Your Eyes reviews
Isabella Swan loses both parents in a terrible accident. When she meets a soul more damaged than she is, they go into self-destruct. They need help - but will they let people give it, before two more lives are claimed...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,905 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper
No Mistakes No Regrets reviews
Bella is with Edward, but he abuses her violently. When Bella falls for the new guy in town, something life-changing happens, leaving Bella to flee for the sake of the man she loves, and the child she now carries...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,848 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bella, Emmett
All These Years reviews
It's been six years since the war, and Hermione is rebuilding her life on the painful wreckage of her old one. She's been through hell, but is one man about to put her back through it, or save her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,338 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Sunrise in my Cell reviews
Taken from the barricades alive, Enjolras and Grantaire are awaiting execution. Grantaire witnessed all Enjolras' passion for his cause and cause they are both ready to die for.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
After Dark reviews
After a fight with Marius, Enjolras starts to feel bad, and goes looking for him to apologise. What he sees happening in the alley behind the ABC Café is both so beautiful and so sexy, he can't stop watching… Grantaire/Marius.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Grantaire, Marius - Complete
Silence in the Dark reviews
As Enjolras and Grantaire each struggle with burgeoning feelings for each other, a seemingly innocent cut hand provides the spark which sets off the gunpowder of their romance...
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Lessons for a Bright Witch reviews
The prequel to my fic The Wolf, The Witch and the Animagus. Bill and Charlie help Hermione understand the world of the Submissive and introduce her to new levels of feeling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,523 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Hermione G., Bill W.
The Wolf, The Witch, and the Animagus reviews
The werewolf, the Animagus, and the brightest witch of her age… That's one hell of a combination, and it's only going to get more intense… Very M. Read at own risk, contains BDSM scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,583 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
All Our Darkest Secrets reviews
A story of a King who kneels instead of leads, a Knight who dominates instead of kneels...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Arthur, Leon - Complete
Darkness Falls reviews
It is 1945, and the Allies are marching towards Bergen-Belsen Concentration Camp in Germany. Isabella Cohen is fighting for her life, but will she live to see the liberation?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,395 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Emmett
The Letters Of A Soldier reviews
I have all your letters in a box under our bed, all still in the envelopes. I read them every night, before I go to sleep. And I pray you are safe, and that you will come back to me…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,523 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Home reviews
Hermione's Time-Turner goes horribly wrong. She is transported across realities, and winds up in the world inhabited by the Cullen family. She's only got two weeks to save the world...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,905 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Hermione G., Jasper
Courage reviews
After a horrific ordeal, Tom Paris devises a way to ensure nothing like it will ever happen to him again. Unable to reach him, Commander Chakotay faces a race against time to find out what Tom is doing, and why
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Chakotay, T. Paris
HSS: The Harry & Draco Tales reviews
Previously entitled Kiss This B****. A Gryffindor in the Slytherin showers? What on earth has happened here?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Really Want You
Song-fic to James Blunt's I Really Want You. Percival just can't get Merlin to see past the knight to the man that lies beneath…
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Merlin, Percival - Complete
A Draughty Corridor reviews
Short, sweet merthur smut. Merlin ambushes Arthur in a castle corridor, and sex ensues...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Maneuvres: 492085 reviews
Outtake, from my own head, about the aftermath of season 2 episode Maneuvres: 49208.5. R&R, enjoy.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2012 - B. Torres, Chakotay - Complete
Way Up High reviews
A sweet little scene with Merlin, Percival, a bath and a back rub : M for nudity and bathtime :
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Merlin, Percival - Complete
In A Prince's Chamber reviews
The story of the night each Knight of Camelot received a note from a prince and a servant, and the ensuing action. M for a VERY good reason.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Arthur, Leon - Complete
Dawn reviews
Twilight - except with Jasper instead of Edward. And a very gutsy, witty, much braver Bella, because I didn't really take to the old Bella. Look, just a whole new version of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,327 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Jasper
You Honestly Think I'll Let You? reviews
Merlin and Percival, the night before they leave to close the Veil, spend one last night together. SPOILER ALERT for episode aired 1-10-11
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Percival, Merlin - Complete
You Are Mine reviews
Merthur bondage smutty goodness. Fluffy ending. Read and review?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Come and Get It reviews
naughty photoshoot, aggressive arthur, crackfic!Merlin and a genera ous helping of crack.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Teaching reviews
A year after the Cullens moved to Forks, Bella Swan, a vegetarian vampire, moves into the area. With gifts beyond imagination, she terrifies and entrances Jasper-who struggles bitterly with his own self-control. When he loses control, she takes it...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,229 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Christmas Distance reviews
Hermione is away from home on the build up to Christmas. She's looking forward to seeing her family and the man she loves again, but she won't until Christmas Eve. She can't wait, but waiting is torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord And Lady reviews
The sequel to my story Maid and Master. You must read that first, or this won't make sense. Bella and Carlisle must return to England, under orders of Mary I, and once there, they find their relationship and their lives under threat once more...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Kiss MeForgive Me reviews
It's been a year, and Hermione doesn't understand why nobody else seems to remember or care
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Screaming Your Name reviews
What if it wasn't hatred between Tom and Chakotay? What if it was something different?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Chakotay, T. Paris - Complete
Oh For The Love of Circe reviews
Ginny and Blaise are screwing like rabbits…all over Hogwarts. Head Boy and Girl Draco and Hermione decide enough is enough…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
I Don't Ask You To Stay reviews
Hermione recieves a devestating diagnosis. her story after this. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,844 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Doing It Yet? reviews
Nothing to do with The Killers’ song. Slashy Drarry, always good, now even tangier. This is also a very special birthday gift to Alice - Tiny ball of energy : Have a good one!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster reviews
Embry and Meranda have had a row. So she gets drunk to make herself forget, and does the unthinkable…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Embry - Complete
Maid And Master reviews
Does it need explaining? no longer just a one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
I'll Walk reviews
Sonea is injured during a Warrior Training class. When she comes round, they tell her there is nothing the Healers can do. Facing life as a cripple, she enlists the help of her guardian, High Lord Akkarin, to help her walk again.
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009
What Happens Next? reviews
Edward and the Cullen’s left, and they didn’t come back. Bella married Jake - but it’s thirty years on, and Bella and Jake see a face they never thought they’d see again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Once Upon A December reviews
NOT a song fic. Just nicked the song title because it fitted so well. Sort of. Hermione spends new year at a fancy hotel. whoever is that handsome man in the mask and cape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Kindred Spirits reviews
War broke out, and war was fought. And war changed the entire world."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Vampire Truth Or Dare: Taking Time reviews
Is Edward/Emmett. Is slash. Is smut. Is delicious!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
All You Had To Do reviews
Percy is back in the family fold. But he’ll have to do a bit more persuading to convince his ex, Hermione, that he’s changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
The Hogwarts Sexathon Series: Smile, Granger! reviews
Hermione is beyond tired of Blaise constantly taking her picture. She steals his camera, and Blaise comes to strike a deal to get it back…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
When The Power Dies reviews
VampireBella has a secret…she’s still a little scared of the dark. When the power goes down during a storm, she runs into Emmett’s room looking for company. What she gets is comfort above and beyond Emmett’s call of duty…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Musical Notes reviews
Two people find themselves the sole survivors in London after World War Three. Their friends and family are in Scotland. With no transport, they walk across England - towards people that may or may not be alive to greet them…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Quidditch Players reviews
Victor and Harry are on opposing teams for the first Quidditch World Cup after the War. But for Victor, he’s got more on his mind than Quidditch. It’s his beautiful new bride…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Ginny W., Viktor K. - Complete
Acceptance reviews
Hermione and Draco are together. It is a secret. What happens when those they love find out - and take it badly? On the Dramione Awards Archive Community's Master List for 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Proverb reviews
Smutty one shop. Harry is annoyed after a day of paperwork. Please read, in a mad rush, bad summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Cocktails At Midnight reviews
It’s midnight, Hermione Granger is on a bar crawl to celebrate her newly acquired single status. What happens when she meets the infamous Lucius Malfoy, and he offers her the…cocktail of her choice?…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Fountain Of Desire reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper have been friends for years. During a night out, they all have just a shade too much alcohol and during a late-night hotel room discussion, their feelings are revealed. Nothing will ever be the same again…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Full Moon reviews
Hermione is conducting a passionate love affair with a werewolf. One-shot about what they do the night before the full moon, when Lupin is too horny to wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
I Just Never Say It reviews
Emmett take boyfriend Jacob out for a film, a meal, and a night in his bedroom. But half-way through romancing him, he realises he’s never told Jacob exactly how he feels.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Target Protection reviews
Bella is a prostitute. snatched from streets by cops. what will happen. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE, SORRY I SUCK AT THIS! For Oriana De La Rose
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Price of Anger reviews
Edward and Rosalie have just found out why Edward’s room is such a mess. Punishments abound!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Physical Attraction reviews
Edward brings home his new girlfriend Bella to meet his adopted father Carlisle - and instantly, sparks start to fly. THREESOME AU. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Knowing You reviews
Edward Mason has just moved to Forks - a dreary, rainy town in Washington Sate. There he meets the irresistible Cullen family…and perhaps a cure for his broken heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
A Question Of Dreams reviews
2nd story in the Vampire Truth Or Dare Series. Bit of Bella/Alice, Emmett/Edward and Bella/Carlisle. MAIN is Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Vampire Truth Or Dare: Of Desks And Disorder reviews
Bella and Emmett break into the school after hours, intending to spend the night as part of a dare. Easy enough, for two vamps who don’t need sleep…except when their feelings get out of control. title has little to do with story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
On A Sparrow's Wings reviews
Bella’s step-father has been abusing her for years, but after the death of him and her mother, she moves to Forks to be with her father. Will she find the help she needs?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,197 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
High School Reunions reviews
The envelope is on the mat, but will Bella go? She hasn’t been back to Forks for years - but is now the time to relive the past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
You, Me And Cheap Vodka reviews
Bella, Jasper, cheap vodka and a night out. Will two good friends become something much, much more? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
You Tell Bad Jokes reviews
Bella has been forced to be alone with Emmett. Sick of his jokes and innuendos, she loses her temper and tells him exactly what she thinks of him…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Branded reviews
Bella Swan is “damaged goods”, or so she thinks. Running from her past, she meets Emmett McCarty. Can he save her from herself, and from the demons of her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bad Boy reviews
Edward and Bella just got caught in the closet, so Esme yanks Edward off to “explain himself”… READ CLOSET CASE FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Esme - Complete
You Would Run From Me reviews
Bella Swan is a student counsellor at Seattle University. Her first student is angry. Emmett Cullen is hiding secrets, but will Bella be able to help him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Seattle Nights reviews
Bella is bored at home, so she drags Jasper to a nightclub in Seattle to escape the family for a few hours. But why has a bill for repairing a hotel room arrived for Carlisle?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Naughty Kitten reviews
Follow up to Closet Case. Seeing as Esme is "hunting" with Edward, Carlisle punishes Bella for doing such a silly thing. READ CLOSET CASE FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Closet Case reviews
Bella winds up Edward at school. He drags her to the janitors closet. there are no cameras...so why the hell has Carlisle been called in?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Is Her Colour reviews
Bella Cullen is a very bored and horny vampire. Edward has been forced to go away to catch up with old friends. So when her need becomes too great, she enlists the help of Jazz and Em. THREESOME
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Comedy Sitcoms reviews
Vampire Bella gets annoyed because Edward is away A LOT with brother Jasper. One day, Alice, Rosalie, Carlisle and Esme go off hunting, and Bella decides to go running. What occurs when she returns?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
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