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 Hello! I'm Deanna. I am a 32 year-old Physician Assistant, that is slightly obsessed with all things Twilight. Okay, maybe slightly is an understatement. Just ask my husband. I may or may not have bought ten Twilight Christmas ornaments for our tree. (Have you guys seen them? They are amazing and there are tons of them. Check out Cafe Press webpage.) I am embarrassed to admit how many times I have reread the Twilight series, and was actually relieved when I found fanfiction, so that I could continue reading about these wonderful characters without looking like a crazy person. Now that I have found them though, well let's just say it is lucky I don't have set hours at work, as I would never make it in on time. I spend almost all night reading these delicious stories, while my husband sleeps. One of my best RL friends, LZTZ, and I are currently writing our first multi-chapter fanfiction called The Hot Corner. It is about Edward as a baseball player and Bella as the team owner. What can be better than Edward in tight baseball pants, right? BTW, I absolutely love chatting with my reviewers. I am wordy and probably give away too much of the story, but I love meeting and getting to know new people. This writing is very cathartic, as it is miles away from my RL responsibilities in the medical field. So About Me...I have a very short attention span and am very easily distracted. This is good for my hobbies, not so good for my RL responsibilities, but oh well. LOL! I am attached to my BlackBerry 24/7 and this is not just because I have to take call for a living. I love bbm'ing and gchat'ing. I am a movie and music junkie and my tastes are eclectic. I love sports. And spend most of my time with my hubby's guy friends. I recently had my first child back in August 2010. He's awesome and I wouldn't change him for the world. He does however, suck out a lot of my creative energy. I have no idea how you author's with kids and families write, work and update on a weekly basis. You all are amazing. "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back." (Ron Burgundy) I am a HUGE New York Yankees fan, Pittsburgh Steelers fan, and Pittsburgh Penguins fan. I'm kind of a tom-boy. Again, that being said...You can take this or leave it. I'm slightly dorky and have an odd sense of humor, but I think this makes me all the more endearing, or at least this is what my friends and family tell me. I have a tendency to be too nice, but sometimes I snap, and my bitchiness perseveres. I can be spoiled and materialistic, but I'm also one of the most grounded, realistic people I know. I think R. Pattz is hot, but Kellan Lutz owns me. Follow me on Twitter http://twitter.com/DSDF22 To be honest, I don't get to go on Twitter much anymore, but it's attached to my phone, so if you mention me, I will definitely see it and will usually respond. THE HOT CORNER LINKS: Award Nominations: The Indie Awards nominated for Best Secondary Characterization. The Mystic Awards nominated for The Lion Award for Best All-Human Story The Sparkle Awards nomination in the category The Vampire Award for Best Collaboration. The Silent Tear Awards nomination in the category of Best Collaboration. The Hot Corner Blog Site: The site is back up and running, though I'll admit I'm about 2 chapters behind on the posting. I'll try and get to that as soon as I can. However, We have pictures of the entire story cast (as we see fit), pictures of everyone's cars, the complete playlist, and full chapters with all the individual chapter pics posted as well. http:/// The Hot Corner Twilighted Forum Thread: Come on over and discuss the story with other readers. We love seeing and hearing your theories and opinions http:///forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=7190 THC Story Pictures: As mentioned above, all story pics are now listed on our blog. Please, please go and check it out!! Story Banners: http:///qnnlw made by Flightlessbird 11 and http:///twa1q made by sapphire.witche Story Blinkie: Made by juliamine. Feel free to use this code to add to your signature line http:///albums/b315/juliamine/second.gif |
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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21566 - Favs: 12,156 - Follows: 8,094 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
LOST by edwardsoul reviews
It's been 7 years since Edward left. Bella's now a tough NYC corporate girl on the outside, but her heart is forever broken. She vows to take down C-Corp, but what happens when she finds out who owns the company? Who is the monster now? **AFTER 7 YRS. OF INCREDIBLY AMAZING REVIEWS, I HAVE RE-"VAMPED" THIS STORY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,565 - Reviews: 2851 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9643 - Favs: 9,849 - Follows: 6,561 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen House by esmegrace reviews
Edward and Bella meet in 1901 Newport, Rhode Island, but their relationship faces serious obstacles. Ness Cullen has landed her dream internship in Newport in 2013. The catch? She's working on the restoration of a mansion once owned by her ancestors, and there may be more to the history of the house than meets the eye.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,986 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Bella, Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20547 - Favs: 14,118 - Follows: 5,731 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Heart-Shaped Box by landdownunder reviews
Bella Swan has a tight bond with her sisters, a generous and loving father, and the beginnings of a great career. Grief and forced self discovery weren't supposed to be part of the package. A raw exploration of letting in love amongst loss. AH. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 47,900 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Laid Bare by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4676 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 2,694 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6731 - Favs: 5,204 - Follows: 4,958 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Comp Sem 101 by bornonhalloween reviews
What happens when a scholarship athlete and an English major from opposite coasts meet in a freshman writing seminar? Will they be drawn together or forced apart by their weekly discoveries of themselves and each other? All human college coeds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 223,628 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nice Catch by PassionforTwilight reviews
Bella Swan is in for the shock of her life during a casual conversation with her adorable five year old son. Set after New Moon. Alternate Universe. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,822 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Falling Slowly by MrsAC reviews
Edward and Bella’s families knew they would be perfect for each other. But would the two of them see it? One Night. One Song. Falling Slowly. AH/AU ExB “Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,818 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4691 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 3,662 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 7006 - Favs: 10,875 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bereit by GothicTemptress reviews
Faced with adversity, horror, pain, loss, love and hope, humanity bears the challenge of survival and the pursuit of happiness. Will Edek Cullenski and Izabela Swanda be ready for this journey? Based on my family's true story of surviving the Holocaust in war ravaged Poland and Germany during WW2. Honorable Mention Winner & Finalist for the 2010 Cherry Exchange One Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 398 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18552 - Favs: 7,759 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5726 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 3,507 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14541 - Favs: 17,005 - Follows: 8,764 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6241 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 7,261 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3594 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 3,653 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Make Me Believe by bellasunderstudy1 reviews
A marriage that was a mistake, a broken heart and a carefully constructed lie.When Edward comes back into Bella's life can he make her believe that he never stopped loving her? Canon couples, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 318,262 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Your Mercy Fall on Me by Robicorn reviews
What happens when bad girl Bella is forced to attend church when her newly saved mother forces her to go? What happens when the handsome Youth Pastor, Edward, catches Bella's eye? She puts into effect Operation Seduce Mr. Innocent. Will Edward fall from
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,890 - Reviews: 3940 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10067 - Favs: 7,533 - Follows: 6,172 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3413 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4111 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Not Meant To Be by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella meets a married man named Edward, and what she anticipates to be a one time fling turns into an affair that stirs feelings she is blindsided by. The battle between heart & mind leaves them both struggling to do the right thing. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,605 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6142 - Favs: 9,514 - Follows: 5,421 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2603 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 3,735 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
******THIS IS A SERIES OF ALTERNATE POVS FROM THE STORY SHOW AND DON'T TELL. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU MUST READ SHOW AND DON'T TELL FIRST! EPOV moments from Show & Dont Tell
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Snowed In by eclipsedawn reviews
Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin? Alternate Universe/Human. I do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,314 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,784 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3497 - Favs: 4,753 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Eclipse by vix2020 reviews
For True Edward Fans. An in-depth, accurate portrayal of the heart, mind, and soul of the beloved Edward Cullen as he deals with the complex themes and events taking place during Eclipse. RATED T FOR INTIMACY THEMES/LANGUAGE. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6028 - Favs: 10,647 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5688 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 4,635 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
More Than Just a Summer Romance by devinerose reviews
Bella goes on vacation for the summer where she meets her neighbors the Hales and their friend the Cullens, more importantly the Cullen's gorgeous son Edward. Sun beach summer romance, add in a little Mike, and you've got a a heckofa summer! E/B A/J Em/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,706 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19654 - Favs: 12,830 - Follows: 5,837 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
