HI! I can't update regularly for unknown reasons (I blame it on the Cat next door). I loves dogs, especially poodles. I'm not very... consistent, in anything, including how I act... and how I think... and what sort of gum I like, but you don't really need to know that. I tend to have a one track mind... kinda, or maybe I'll just be completely random, again, it matters on my mood.

Last thing you need to know about me: if I'm not updating it is because I CAN'T and when I say can't it means it is impossible (meaning if I actually have to WORK then it's totally not worth it), so don't yell at me. All my work comes from my laptop, in some form or another, I refuse to use another computer... even if that means that evil glitches won't allow me to update my stories, so forgive if I don't update, I assure you it is because of my own laziness. So don't be mad~





Favorite Anime (AKA Hetalia) Characters

1. Germany (Ludwig)

2. Prussia (Gilbert)

3. Japan (Kiku)

4. America (Alfred)

5. Russia (Ivan)

6. Canada (Mathew/Who?)

7. Italy (Feliciano)

8. Italy (Romano/Lovino)

9. Spain (Antonio)

10. France (Francis)

What would you do if:

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Take the knife I keep under one of my pillows and demand to know why he is in my room.

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Scream at him to get out, and make him apoligize when I'm done.

4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Ummm... congratulate them... I guess. Never wouldv'e expected that to happen between Alfred and Antonio but...

5 cooked you dinner?

Thank him... and then check for poison, just in case.

7 suddenly confessed to be a part of your family?

Be very confused... I'm American/German/Irish/Ukrainian/Native American/Norwegian/Polish... I'm pretty sure I'm not Italian...

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Visit him, and ask what the hell he did wrong.

9 made fun of your friends?

Punch him repetively, then insult him, and Romano, just to get him angry. Then tell him off some more, then maybe kick him a few times. That bastard.

10 ignored you all the time?

What is his problem? Heh, stupid perv can't stand my awesomeness.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Sick his awesome dogs on them, and keep his gun handy.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Laugh... and start making fun of me... until I throw a rock at him... and it hits him in the face, then he goes to get help... snickering all the way.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A bunch of REALLY awesome manga and anime! Plus maybe a cosplay for... something. Pocky on the side, with some mochi and sushi too. (I don't know why, but I imagine Kiku going all out in the gift department.)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Try to save me like the idiot he is... and manage... with a few serious burns of his own (and a few bruises from me-- I don't NEED saving dammit!I can manage on m own just fine!)

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Giggle creepily, a stare with a dark aura surrounding him.

You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?

He'll be confused on why I'm marrying a pervert, and I'll laugh at him... and tell him all the upsides of having a pervy husban... all the upsides he DOESN"T want to know...

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Cook me pasta... and have impromtu slumber party in my honor...

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

He gives me yummy tomatoes to eat!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Proably randomly grope me in my fit of weakness.

1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Cuz he's almost as awesome as me. And he reminds me kinda of me. And he has three really adorable dogs. And he likes uns, and poatoes, and has an iron cross (I have one too, those things are really AWESOME looking!)... yeah.

Number Two tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9?

Um... try forget all the details... and fail miserably. Why oh why did I have to go drinking with Prussia?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduced you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Can countries have parents?

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

It would be kinda cute... but... it's unlikely.

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What would you do?

Wonder how the hell he got so popular so quickly... and probably ignore him for the first time.

You got a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What is going on in your mind?

What? Why are you looking at me? NO! Bad fluffball! Stop staring at me! I don't care why you're looking at me, just stop, it's weird! Ahhhhhhh!

8 thinks he/she'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What would you tell him/her?

Only if you keep acting like a sexist brat. Once ou get over that I'm sure there are PLENTY of people will to date you, I mean, you're pretty hot.

9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

That's sweet, but I'm not really interested, sorry. I must warn you though that if you try to change my mind otherwise... I will hurt you. Again, I'm sorry for yur loss, goodbye.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How would you react?

Uhhhhhh... *turns around quickly and leaves*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than an hour. What are you thinking?

So cute... I wonder what they're doing... watching horror movies, playing video games? *stops frowning*

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Nope.

Would 2 trust 5?

HELL NO! PRUSSIA WILL NEVER TRUST RUSSIA! BAD! BAD! BAD!

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Frane automatically asumes this means Alfred is flirting with him... and things go downhill from there.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Ludwig would pick... engineering... and Russia would pick Pshycology... and botany on the side.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

They would make sushi. (Did you know sushi wasn't very popular for many many many years until a CANADIAN fisherman started the trend again?)

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

They want to cook... at a place that specializes in tomatoes.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

No, he completely sabotages his head out og spite... and then runs away in fear... leaving the job undone and worse then it would have been og he finished.

9 sketches what 6's perfect boy/girlfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Canada would be happy that some one remember him... and that the picture looks nice... but confused all the same.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

They are probably talking about what happened last night with Prussia when they went drinking...

1 accidentally kicked 10?

No, France probably deserved it.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Prussia would turtally freak out... and Spain would laugh and laugh and laugh...

5 and 6 did a workout together?

yeah.. they played catch... and Canada got hurt...

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Sigh that I forgot about him.

7 won the lottery?

Get lots and lots of pasta...

8 had quite a big secret?

He "secretly" likes Spain... he;s the only one who thinks it's a secret.

9 became a singer?

Then he got fired.

10 got a daughter?

She will become jsut as pervy as her loving father.

What would 1 think of 2?

They're brothers... I don't know... "I wish Prussia didn't act so immature..."

How would 3 greet 4?

"Hello Alfred-san"

What would 4 envy about 5?

"Why do you get pruple eyes! I want purple eyes! This is so not awesome! Heroes should get purple eyes!

What dream would 5 have about 6?

"Become one with Russia..."

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're both considerd kinda weak...

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Feliciano used up all the tomatoes... withou this permission! AND THEN he gave them to Potato-bastard!

Where would 8 meet 9?

Walking down the street.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That he thinks his hair looks stupid.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

WWI... and WWII

Is 3 gay?

Not really...he'sore just... there.

I'm...

I. Xemnas:
You are the leader most of the time.
You like black.
You wished/wish you were someone else.
You don't listen to others.
You like doing research.
TOTAL: 2

II. Xigbar:
You have bad eyesight.
You like throwing things at others when angry.
You wish you were able to teleport.
You wear your hair in a ponytail.
You have/wish you had a gun.
TOTAL: 2

III. Xaldin
You like windy days.
You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
You like dragons.
You have/like dreadlocks.
You tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 3

IV. Vexen
You are disrespected by the young ones.
Someone has already considered you a traitor.
You are the oldest of your group.
You like experiments.
You like cold days.
TOTAL: 1

V. Lexaeus

You are not very talkative.
You like brain games.
People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 3

VI. Zexion
You love reading.
You are not very sociable.
You are one of the shortest of your group.
You have a very sensible nose.
You like to elude others.
TOTAL: 4

VII. Saïx
You have double-personality issues.
You are more active during night rather than day.
You like wolves.
Your superior trusts you.
You have a scar on your face.
TOTAL: 3

VIII. Axel
You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
You care deeply for your best friends.
You are two-faced when you need to be.
You don't like when people don't remember your name.
You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 5

IX. Demyx
You like music.
You know how to play a guitar.
You like rainy days.
You like swimming.
You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 2

X. Luxord
You like playing cards.
You like to gamble.
Your favorite color is gold.
You have stolen money from others.
You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL: 4

XI. Marluxia
You like pink.
You like flowers.
You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
You were betrayed by someone.
You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 3

XII. Larxene
You're the only female in your group.
You like storms.
You're pretty agile.
You like to mock others.
You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL:

XIII. Roxas
You love ice cream.
You are the youngest of your group.
You think people are hiding something from you.
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 2

I'm most like Axel, I guess...

I would like to thank Flare the Cat, Demix13 and emo hyper cupcake for being great friends!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you are tired of all Christians being portrayed as either fanatics who don't like anything or hypocrites, copy and paste this to your profile.

Add this to you profile if you think it's funny:

Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!"
Child: "I didn’t do anything!"
Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"
Child: "It was an accident!"
Father:"In the Face...?"
Child: "My foot slipped..."
Father: "Five times?!"
Child: ...

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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Stupidity killed the cat, curiousity was framed.

"Stop harassing the zombies!"~Me walking with my friends in a haunted house.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. (Ukrainian, actually, everyone and their dog just THINKS I'm Russian...)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (I'm just not discriminative against either gender!)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (sometimes)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANBOY, so i must be gay, a pervert, or a stalker.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see...
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (well I'm bi, sooooo...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like to READ so I must be a LONER.
I'm OVERWEIGHT so I must have no LIFE, and be an easy TARGET to be bullied.
I'm an ARTIST so i must be some crazy freak that draws all the time, and has no life.