You got to list your favorite Twilight characters and then answer the questions...but no peeking until they've all been listed

1. Embry

2. Quil

3.Nessie

4. Alice

5. Seth

6. Garrett...for the short time he was in there

7. Claire

8. Emily

9. Leah

10. Emmett

11. Rosalie

12. Jacob

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

I wasn't even aware that Garrett had fanfics. Much less involving Rosalie.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Um, no, seeing as Alice is not only a GIRL but a VAMPIRE and therefor ice-cold

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Jacob would die a slow and painful death elicted by Sam, who would then attet to kill himself and have to have his pack brothers cart him off to an asylum somewhere.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, but I've never read them because they always involve Leah ending up with a pack member or Nahuel and I want her to have an OC

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Quil and Garrett...okay, even if one of them was a girl or they were gay or something it would never work because of the whole werewolf-vampire thing. Not unless Quil imprinted on him, but then what would happen to CLAIRE??

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Seth and Leah or Seth and Emmett...um...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Claire was totally freak out because the man that she was in love with was gay with Jacob...and then she'd go tell on him to Nessie.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Emmett/Nessie. It started out as a simple game of truth or dare. But honestly, every one knows a game like that when played with vampires NEVER stays simple.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NOOOOOOO!! Embry is Cathryn's! Aaaaaaaallllll Cathryn's! Seriously though I haven't heard of any.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Claire/Jacob- Reasons Quil is an Idiot

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

We've been over this before. Embry belongs to Cathryn.

12) Know of anyone who reads Three het?

erm, het?

14) Would anyone of your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Quil/Alice/Seth doubt it

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Emmett would scream a bunch of cuss words or something totally random and stupid

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Two and eleven, what song would you choose?

Quil/Rosalie I don't really like you by ske sweetnam

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Embry/Garrett/Jacob FOR LORDS SAKE STAY OUT OF FREAKING TROUBLE!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Pshh. Never would happen

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Rosalie-they get along, I guess. But I don't associate with dogs, so I wouldn't know.

20) How emo is Seven?

Um, Claire is THREE. She doesn't even know what that is. And even when she gets older do you really think Quil would let her get even remotely that way?

21) Write a Sexy Eleven/One title

Rosalie/Embry. When Rosalie gets bored with Emmett she'll always have her puppy to play with (dont do sexy.)

Labels, Sterotypes and Pre-Conceptions

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.

I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.

I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO MYSPACE so I MUST have no friends.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.(good cra-z though:)
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

My Guy side:

(the things in bold with an "x" is what I chose.

xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xdogs are better than cats
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xShopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me :(
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You whatch sports on TV
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (actually my favorite color changes...)
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

My GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink.
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars
x You were in gymnastics/dance? (but I hated it and was terrible so does that count?)
xIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like. (I don't think this shoud be a girl characteristic. EVERYONE cares. Girls just talk more about it)
x You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing

Total: 12

WOW. I'm a girl and have more guy characteristics...how sad.

A VERY POTTER SURVEY ~8)

All time favorite character?
Bellatrix Lestrange or Luna Lovegood

List the books in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
1.) Deathly Hallows.
2.) Half-Blood Prince.
3.) Prisoner of Azkaban.
4.) Sorceror's Stone.
5.) Goblet of Fire.
6.) Order of the Phoenix.
7.) Chamber of Secrets.

List the movies in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
1.) Goblet .

Favorite chapter from your favorite book?
Deathly Hallows; Seven; The Will of Albus Dumbledore.
or
Deathly Hallows; Twenty-Nine; The Lost Diadem.

Top 5 favorite characters?
1. Ginny Weasley.
2. Luna Lovegood.
3. Fred Weasley.
4. George Weasley.
5. Bellatrix Lestrange.

Five least favorite characters?
1. The Carrows
2. Wormtail
3. Pansy Parkinson.
4. Moody
5. Phineas Nigellus

Favorite member of the Golden Trio.

Ron

Favorite family?
Black.

Favorite antagonist?
Need to ask? Tom Riddle/Voldemort

Favorite Death Eater?
Bellatrix baby

Three favorite spells?
Wingardium leviosa, Crucio, Accio

Three favorite potions?
Polyjuice Potion, Skele-gro, Felix Felicis

Favorite Non-Hogwarts magical building?
The Burrow

Favorite Diagon Alley Shop?

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Favorite Hogsmeade Shop?
Honeydukes. Mmmm.

Favorite Unforgivable Curse?
Crucio. i often point my pencils at people i don't like and say that.

Favorite mode of wizard transportation?
Flying motorcycle.

Favorite Weasley?
Charlie

Favorite Order Member?
Nymphadora Tonks!

Favorite DA Member?
Ginny Weasley

Favorite pet?
Pigwidgeon

Favorite Hogwarts room?
Room of Requirement

Favorite Hogwarts Professor?
Hagrid or Dumbledore

Favorite non-human Hogwarts resident?
Peeves. He rox my sox off!

Favorite Tri-Wizard Champion?
Uh, Harry. Duh.

Favorite House Elf?
Dobby

Favorite Wizard sweet?
gotta love the chocolate forgs.

Favorite canon couple?
RON AND HERMIONE! or James and Lily. Or Harry and Hermione...

Favorite non-canon couple?
TAngelina and Charile. Not George. Charlie

Biggest surprise of the series?
Snape's love of Lily.

Biggest letdown of the series?
All Finding out that JK Rowling gave George to Angelina after Fred dies.

I cried for days.

One character you wish lived?
FRED!!

Moment that will always make you cry?

When the locket shows Ron his deepest fears.

Your Patronus would be_?
a fox or a cat.

You would use Felix Felicis to_?
Get a book published and have it become all awesomeley famous like Harry Potter and Twilight

Job you would most like to try?
I'd want to be a chaser. Or an Auror. Or own the shop with the Weasly twins. Care of Magical Creatures Teacher...yeah.

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/ Hermione. I swear, its like a girl and a guy just CANNOT be nothing but friends anymore.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
James and Lily! Snape is a stalking Pervert!

Do you know which page Dumbledore was killed on?
I think it was like, page 597. at the bottom?

Do you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight?
No I do not. I love them both, but Twilight wins. Sorry.

Do you own the books/movies?
Sure. it's finding them when i need them that's the problem.

What house would you want to be in?
Gryffindor.

Who is your favorite Harry Potter actor/actress?
Evanna Lynch (Luna)

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

GAH!! Glad that's over...:O

WARNING: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PROFILE BECASUETHENYOU WILL BE IN A SHIT LOAD OF TROUBLE! A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. (I have no idea why that name is on the end of there, but yeah.)

Come on!! This is the second one! you would think I'd have learned by now to just not read the stupid thing...