Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.

Recipe: three parts sarcasm, one part drama, two parts fluff, mix and shake with ridiculous banters, bake into "post-traumatic recovery" and "learning to build a communication" narrative cakes, sprinkle with demonic lectures on psychology.

When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.

It's not always about holding hands. Sometimes it's about being two equally stubborn aliens out in deep space, finding more similarities along the way than either of you bargained for. A slow-building Shepard/Zaeed story.

Isabela knows Hawke still cares for Fenris after all this time, even if she'd never admit it. Feed up with seeing her friend so depressed, she decides to take matters into her own hands. When Hawke's group comes across a certain former assassin from her past, Isabela quickly hatches a plan with his help to get the mage the attention she deserves.

The decisions Hawke made before her flight from Kirkwall come at a heavy price - one she will not be alone in bearing.

After a stormy childhood of mutual loathing, the discovery of a dark secret alters the history between the leader of the Tunnel Snakes and the future Lone Wanderer. When Butch DeLoria learns of her circumstances behind closed doors, he feels something unravel inside him. Regardless of where they stood in the past, even serpents have a code of honor.

Another one for da meme: OP asked for "Don't much mind how it happens, but I will give you all my love and cookies if it involves sweaty, rough, emotionally-charged sex that ends with Shepard all but melting into a puddle, and Zaeed being totally in love with her." Maybe a little OOC given the prompt, but hopefully it's not too noticeable.

You are Marian Hawke. You are Champion of Kirkwall. You are hero, friend, and confidant. You are a force to be reckoned with. You are not human, and have no need of silly human things, like emotion. You are strong, you are witty, you are utterly gorgeous. And you are alone. Angsty oneshot with the barest hint of romance. Fem!HawkeXAnders.

Vampire AU. In 1902 London, Fenris's flight from his former master leads him straight to the city streets—and the night's creatures who walk them. After a chance meeting with one who calls herself Hawke, Fenris's escape is curtailed as he finds his fortunes entangled with her own, forcing them both to face old fears and old scars as he attempts to win his freedom at last.

Based in Mass Effect 2. Georgiana Shepard's breakdown and affirmation of self before going through the Omega 4 relay.

Written as a Cheeky Monkey Secret Santa for Letticiae. Zaeed and Shepard are reunited post ME3 setting. One shot.

Life on the Strip is simple. Happy. Is it a crime for the courier to be content? The world apparently thinks it is, as all of Honor's roads seem to end up taking her back to those two little bullets Benny put through her brain, and the past they wiped out. ***It's done, folks- last two chapters are up.***

Visions of a past life and abuse from his former master cause Fenris to walk away from Hawke after their one blissful night together, unable to open up to her about his past. Guilt-ridden, Fenris wishes he were brave enough to ask for her forgiveness, but worries for her safety should Danarius return. His fear is well placed, as the final confrontation goes horribly wrong.

[Based on a throwaway line in TSS] Shepard has a special post-mission ritual. Zaeed knows it intimately. Still, the Commander gets impatient. Kmeme fill falling between Following Orders and Revenge is Sweet, but stands on its own. F!Shep/Zaeed. One-shot, complete.

James Vega is an incorrigible flirt. Zaeed Massani is not impressed. Commander Shepard finds it amusing. Kmeme fill and somewhat sequel to Following Orders. ME3, F!Shep/Zaeed. One-shot, complete.

Demanding the Dragonborn's allegiance, Brikthrafn decides that the only way to accept Ulfric Stormcloak's rule over her is through combat. Rated M for a reason, KinkMeme fill which has been continued.

A job for Kasumi goes a little wrong and quite a bit right. Really old kmeme fill; F!Shep/Zaeed, confined space. One-shot, complete.

Hawke is captured and branded in a failed Rite of Tranquility, but the longer she is forced to hide the truth the harder it is to find again. Hawke/Fenris.

The last person she ever expected to need her is also the last one who'd ever admit it. The last person she ever expected to care about is also the only one she shouldn't. And she wants nothing but to help him, mortality be damned. CHAPTER 3? FINALLY UP.

"I can't be their superhero anymore." Neutral Karma F!LW/Butch DeLoria. M for swearing and certain chapters later on.

In which the Lone Wanderer's booty cannot be ignored.

Not all of his dreams were nightmares. F!Nerevarine/Dagoth Ur T for minor suggestive elements, nothing really risqué.

Zaeed has a secret crush on Shepard. Kasumi tries to hook them up.

Random DA2 drabbles with no particular rhyme or reason. Rated M only because Hawke has a potty mouth.

A collection of my FemShep/Kaidan turning into FemShep/Zaeed drabbles that take place over the course of ME2. Put together in a collection by request. More coming! Spoilers abound!

When she met him, she had been ready to accept death. With a few words, he managed to rekindle the flames within her...only to extinguish them once again later on. Now she must choose which path to take.

Hawke stayed away from Varric's card games for a reason. Neither likes to back down, and when it comes time to put her money where her mouth is, he doesn't show any mercy. Especially when it could lead to a fantastic story. F!Hawke/Arishok.

She is a saint, and he is anything but. He still longs to be loved by her. Vulpes/F!Courier, slight Boone/F!Courier. Written for the Fallout Kink Meme.

Across space, time, and even literary genres, he'll always love her. A series of F!Hawke/Fenris oneshots, each set in a different genre universe scifi, western, Victorian-era .

Hawke needs a few lessons in etiquette and Fenris is the most qualified to help much to the dismay of both parties. Hopefully they can manage not to kill each other in the process. AU. F!Hawke/Fenris Find it in Russian at /readfic/2628013 - huge love to the talented lenokkk x

Not a new story, rather the trilogy already written gathered together under one name. I have added to it, however, here and there. Non canon for story purposes. Fenris' wounds are more than skin deep. F!HawkexFenris

How much concentration DOES it take to fire an arrow with such accuracy?

What's worn under the kilt? Nothing, everything's in good working order!

Lady Hawke/Fenris one-shots. Smut, angst, drama, stupidity, and whatever else the muse spews out.

Hawke is determined that Anders will have one day to himself. Unexpectedly, Justice agrees to leave. F!Hawke/Anders DAA

Kmeme fill. F!Hawke/Fenris, with a Red Riding Hood twist.

She'd barely expected to let the man onto her ship, let alone into her quarters... her bed... her pants... Zaeed/FemShep

Shepard and Zaeed spend a little forced time together while on a mission.

In a broken mirror, Ulquiorra reflects on his past before he became a Nazi soldier. A companion piece to Shrapnel.

Shepard and Zaeed find a staple existence in the necessity to one-up each other, almost always ending in tangled sheets on Shepard's bed. This is but one example. Rated M for lovely details contained herein.

A life saved and the favor returned make Zaeed and Shepard rethink their stance on each other.

There's more to Butch Deloria than a bad attitude. And there's more to Little Miss One-oh-One than a gun and a shining reputation. There's the two of them... together. Butch/OC 50 prompt table

A can of hair grease and a loaded assault rifle. Yeah, that's what love is.

World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.

It was supposed to be forever, but look where that got them. Now she’s dead and Butch doesn’t know what the hell he’s supposed to do without her. Butch/OC

He drops her hands. MugenxFuu Collective.