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Author has written 3 stories for Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

I can't help but notice your on my profile :) Thank you for supporting and reading my (3) stories, now allow me to introduce myself...

Likes: Cadburys chocolate, the colour green, my Ipod, anything Korean / Japanese / Chinese, Doctor Who especially with 10, Sherlock, Avengers, Kpop, food..yeah. I'm a typical fangirl -.-

Dislikes: early mornings and lentils.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


50 things you learn about your life from Asian Drama:

1) Your father/mother is not your biological father/mother. But, no one bothered to tell you.

2) If you have a best guy friend, he is in love with you. And secretly you are too.

3) You and your boyfriend will always playfully chase each other on an ice rink, at the beach, or in the leaves. And you'll laugh for no reason and your boyfriend will hit you "playfully" but the force of his push will have you flying across the room. But it's okay. Cuz you're still laughing like a crazy person.

4) Brothers/cousin/uncles-nephews will always love the same girl.

5) You're allowed to make u-turns wherever you want in Korea. And there is never traffic on the side you want to u turn to.

6) There is a super quick payment device that allows you to pay a bill quickly enough for a guy to run immediately out of a restaurant after his angry girlfriend storms out.

7) Everyone has cancer.

8) If you're sick, all you need is an IV to make you feel lots better.

9) There is vomit and urine all over Seoul at nights.

10) Fighting at a pojangmacha with a random stranger is merely part of a normal night's event.

11) Soju must cost 10 cents. Everyone drinks it everyday all the time, especially the poor people.

12) If you're rich, you're a jerk.

13) If you're poor, you're an angel.

14) Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on.

15) You're not studying hard enough unless you get a nosebleed.

16) If you have a nosebleed, you most definitely have cancer. And you have no money to pay for the surgery that will save your life. And your liver is missing. We're not sure where it went, but it's making your cancer progress faster.

17) If you work in a sool jeep, you have massively curly hair and wear flashy colors from the early 90's. Try 70’s (disco).

18) You always order orange juice or coffee at a cafe. And you never drink it. EVER.

19) You will always call your boyfriend by his job title. Or simply sunbaenim. Never his name. Never. He doesn't have one.

20) If you TRULY love each other, you must die together in the end. Frozen outside instead of finding shelter like sane people. Just frozen...

21) You go to America and come back miraculously successful. You go to England and come back amazingly fashionable. You stay in Korea the only thing that changes is your hairstyle.

22) And if you come back with no apparent reason then it's because you have cancer.

23) Everyone always goes to the same hospital no matter where they are.

24) If you stand out in the rain for more than five minutes, you'll end up with a fever and vertigo and people will rush you to the hospital to get some magic IV. And instead of taking an ambulance or driving, they'll race you on their back.

25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice.

26) If you play a poor kid, you always have dirt on your face and your hair is always messy.

27) If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. Couldn’t be more true, their like a deer in headlights

28) Everyone has a long lost sister/brother/twin. Usually one they didn't know about. Or they have been living as siblings, but, in reality, are not blood-related.

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery needs to be taken out.

30) All korean men can drink hard, smoke long, sing well and play piano, usually all at the same time. And at the same restaurant that has a piano that they let anyone use.

31) If you're in a relationship, you must at one point leave and have your lover tearfully come RIGHT before you board the plane (vice versa applies as well. You can be the chaser). 60% of the time you see each other, the other 40% you're roaming around in circles and pass each other about six times, but miraculously never see them.

32) If you're getting off a plane, you're ALWAYS wearing sunglasses. ALWAYS.

33) All guys wear hideous tracksuits zipped up to their neck. Even if all they're doing is jumping rope.

34) Girls will always storm off because they're mad and the guy will stoically grab them by the arm and swing them back- and by magic, not dislocate their shoulders.

35) Guys always look like they're 6 feet tall, even if they're only 5'10. Thank you camera angles.

36) Guys like to wear foundation, eyeliner and sometimes a smudge of lipliner.

37) You always get stuck in an elevator with someone who makes you feel uncomfortable. Even if there are six different elevators, you'll always be stuck in the same one with that bastard you hate (or just fought with).

38) Unless you're fabulously rich, your in-laws will always hate you.

39) So will your sister-in-law.

40) Your brother-in-law might be pining away for you.

41) There are only 2 ways to kiss. You either press your lips against theirs with your mouth completely shut, and just press away for a very long and uncomfortable time. OR you devour the other person and suck out their soul. In both instances, the world spins.

42) A guy will always get the right size ring, even if you're never held hands.

43) People stare off into space and ponder a lot. They'll just stop in the middle of the road and watch a leaf on a tree for a good three minutes, and just ponder.

44) You'll get pregnant the first time you have sex.

45) You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead.

46) Hell- you'll get pregnant if you hold hands.

47) If you overcome great obstacles to be together, one of you must die. Probably due to cancer.

48) One korean man can kick the butts of 6 gangstas. Especially when they all stand in a circle and attack the guy one by one. Then when each of them get their butts OWNED, they wise up and attack the guy at the same time. Then the guy will get pulverized and bleed out onto the dusty concrete floor of the empty warehouse they've found to fight in. There will be a fire in a trashcan somewhere. And the girl will have watched this the entire time, screaming in horror. Instead of calling 119, she'll just watch and cry. But it's okay. Cuz the next day the guy will be fine with a few random bandages and a few face scars. But never a black eye.

49) It ain't a real fight unless the gangstas fight dirty with a stick or switchblade.

50) If you study in the states (preferably Harvard), you are one of the top students and can speak perfect English (as assumed by the reactions of those around you). Why the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the TV can't understand a single word uttered out of your melodramatic mouth is beyond me.


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A Dream of You by Caprittarius'Rising reviews
The story seen through the eyes of Mr. Darcy following the story line from the 2005 movie. Not necessarily meant to be in Regency style. Inspired by a comment from the director's commentary. Read with a British accent. New chapters coming soon! (Finally... after years of suspense...)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,522 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 10/26/2019 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Enchantment of the Heart by Velf reviews
A few more days in Chihiro's new life. Will her fledgeling relationship with Haku blossom? Or fall foul of the differences between immortal and mortal? An Epilogue to Courage of the Spirit. (Extract- moved to Wattpad and AO3. See my profile for details.)
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/2/2019 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Memoirs of a Geisha 2: Sayuri's Next Journey by chattingchick1 reviews
My sequel to Memoirs of a Geisha book or movie . Nitta Sayuri's next journey in her life after the Chairman's death is tough. When given a chance to go back to Gion, she's also given a chance to face the past she's tried to avoid for 33 years.
Memoirs of a Geisha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,246 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 12/20/2006
Three Misfits and a Baby by FallowFawn1996 reviews
Kitty has her hands full with a toddler, a sarky Djinn and an infuriating magician. An unlikely alliance leads to rebellion, adventure, drama and the biggest challenge any of them could have ever predicted: parenthood. Sort of fluff sort of drama. BxK NxK BxN it's all good.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J., Nathaniel
The Summons by FallowFawn1996 reviews
Set in PG. Kitty summons Bartimaeus for the first time, and I don't think either of them expected this sort of outcome. Back in the day this would be called a 'lemon'. BartimaeusxKitty.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
Clostridium Botulinum by lupihns reviews
"Botulism: A sometimes fatal disease which affects the central nervous system producing difficulty in swallowing, visual disturbances, and paralysis: often fatal." The childhood of Jim Moriarty. Multi-chaptered. Canon.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,674 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/17/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
The Pride of an Uchiha by FireWater0712 reviews
Team 7 has reunited once again. Sasuke is living freely in Konoha under special conditions & had married Sakura to revive the Uchiha clan. Would he learn to love her? How long can Sakura can keep up with him? Complete
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,203 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Growing Pangs by The Edgy Bubble reviews
Through a turn of awkward events Sakura starts to see a new side of the teacher she never really paid much attention to before, and that teacher suffers similarly. A story about a forbidden relationship and the many obstacles in their way. First Story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 432,954 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Breathe by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
I saw the sun prickling gently over the horizon and my heart thumped with anxious honesty. It made me think of you and the end. The end, that wasn't really the end, but a beginning. A beginning of a fresh start. A new life. Finally, I could breathe again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,622 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Home Again by earthbender068 reviews
AU Sakura moves to Konoha, with her mom Tsunade after living in Suna since she was a little girl. Here she finds a love she never knew and not just from a handsome boy! sakuxkiba inoxchouji hinaxnaru rated m for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 304,505 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
The Prince And The Waitress by MyahLyah reviews
A Maldonian Prince and an American waitress may come from different lives, but both share a similarity of living their dreams in New Orleans. Will the acts of jealousy, deceit and lust ruin their chances of a good life? Or will love win? Final chapter.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,888 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Prince Naveen, Tiana - Complete
Falling Slowly by WhoMe-2 reviews
Temporarily separated from the TARDIS, the Doctor and Rose must adjust to living life on Earth while struggling with their feelings for each other, which are becoming much harder to ignore. Pre-Doomsday, and eventually AU after Doomsday. **1st in the Falling Slowly series**
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,944 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Because He Loves Me by MyahLyah reviews
Naveen & Tiana have everything they hoped and dreamed for. A happy marriage/successful business and a close circle of friends. But there seems to be one thing missing and on top of that, past secrets are soon to be exposed. Final chapter is up. R&R!
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 130,635 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Prince Naveen, Tiana - Complete
All You Ever Wanted by Zyra M reviews
Han and Leia have been happily married for a few years, only to decide to take the next logical step. Unfortunately, trouble seems to always have a way of finding them. Alternate version of circumstances surrounding the birth of Jaina and Jacen Solo.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,563 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Echoes of Summer by Cassandra reviews
He was left with his lips against her jaw, her figure pressed to him as if she belonged there. One of many moments between the Tenth Doctor and Rose Tyler after he breaks his own rules to retrieve her from Bad Wolf Bay. M chapters included.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,258 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
Of Life and Death by WhoMe-2 reviews
Sequel to "Lost and Found." As the Doctor and Rose await the birth of their child, an enemy arises and threatens to destroy all the Doctor holds dear. **4th in As It Should Be series**
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,568 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Lost and Found by WhoMe-2 reviews
Follows on after "Forever's Beginning." A year after their marriage, an incident causes the Doctor and Rose to lose their memories of the past three years. The Doctor faces his greatest challenge as he is suddenly forced to re-confront his past repressed feelings for Rose, who apparently is now his wife. **3rd in As It Should Be series**
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,119 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Forever's Beginning by WhoMe-2 reviews
Sequel to "Just As It Should Be." The fully Time Lord Tenth Doctor and Rose begin their new life together in the parallel universe. **2nd in As It Should Be series**
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,676 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
I Dare You to by S.Spooky reviews
Tired of losing to Riku in every sport, game, and contest imaginable, Sora decides to challenge his long time friend to a simple game of truth or dare. However, the tables turn as Riku has Sora wishing he chose 'truth' instead.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
L Goes Shopping! by EternityEchoes reviews
Pure Death Note crack, with some sweetness and a lot of drama thrown in! Rated T for language, romance, and a violent dream sequence in which Near beats Misa to death with a chinchilla. Please read/review!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,023 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - L, Misa A.
A PIRATES TREASURE by foxboro reviews
SPARRABETH. Elizabeth is missing Jack but fate steps in once again to bring the two of them together. Will Jack sweep her off her feet into another romantic adventure? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! RATED M.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,369 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Entertaining Angels by Laura of Maychoria reviews
A strange boy shows up at Dean and Sam’s motel room. Maybe he needs help, or maybe he’s there to help them—they can’t quite tell. Spoilers through 4.10. Not an OC.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How To Marry Hermione Granger by Chocolateveela reviews
There is a process to these things... Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hurt by harshdecember reviews
-He's just teasing me, that's all, she thought winded, chasing after his stretching shadow.- Haku is finally running the Spirit World with Yubaba gone, but not for long. He brings Chihiro back with her date, when another river spirit wants her...
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,358 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 4/24/2003
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Beauty and the Geek reviews
Sakura, the nerdy out cast with high standards and Sasuke, the popular guy who has never treated a girl right. A strange relationship forms between the two unlikely souls. The school crossed lovers must face the school status quo, how will they cope?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,421 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dramione SmushPuppies reviews
a story of how hermione falls for draco and what he thinks of it, smush and stuff, no lemons : haha! please R&R no trolls XD thank u :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Torak and Renn reviews
torak and renn have always had that spark, but only now will they ignite it. Torak leaves Renn a message and they meet, allowing him to express his true feelings about her. ONESHOT PEOPLE! First fanfic, experimenting
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete