Hey!! If you want to know a little bit about me...

Name: Paige

NOTE: (05/30/14) Just letting you readers know, I am starting to go back through my previous Never Say Never ASOUE stories to just make slight typo edits, etc...and polish them up a bit :)

Fanfic Trailer:

I made a trailer of my entire fanfiction that you can check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JERSn0tTML8

I have another vid for a possible ASOUE fanfic that you can check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxgT8IaMCF4&lc=lFF4lIwhhuGII2IHYAKWrjYQ8blsMC7AgvF0eBdcMaI&feature=inbox

I go to camp every summer at STAGEDOOR MANOR for theater!!!! THEATER GEEK!!!!

In 2011, I sang and danced in the opening act of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!! ;)

If i could have any role in any show on Broadway, i would want to play Elle Woods in Legally Blonde :D

My Fav Books are:

Harry Potter (Undoubtedly one of the best book series i've ever read)

The Hunger Games (I don't think i have to say why)

House of Night Series (HIGHLY recommended!!)

A Series of Unfortunate Events (This was the series that got me to love books and inspired not only my fanfic but my aspiration to go into creative writing as a career choice so it's a special fav of mine)

the Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald is always awesome! I'm a bit obsessed with his books)

the Catcher in the Rye (love Holden Caulfield)

Tess of the D'Urbervilles

East of Eden

Invisible Man - Ralph Ellison

Native Son-- Richard Wright

Frankenstein

Flowers For Algernon

The Lovely Bones (It made me cry so much!)

Pretty Little Liars (I love the books and the tv show but i wish the tv show stuck more to the books.)

And i like so many other books but it would take a while to list all of them.

Fav Plays:

A Doll's House (soooo amazing!) -- Henrik Ibsen

A Streetcar Named Desire -- Tennessee Williams

The Glass Menagerie -- Tennessee Williams

Cherry Orchard -- Antonin Chekhov

Laramie Project -- Moises Kaufman

Rabbit Hole -- David Lindsay-Abaire

Stepping Out -- Richard Harris

The Children's Hour -- Lillian Hellman

Crimes of the Heart -- Beth Henley

Inherit the Wind -- Jerome Lawrence and Robert Edwin Lee

Our Town -- Thornton Wilder

Crucible -- Arthur Miller

Theban Plays (Oedipus Rex, Colonus, Antigone)

Anything Shakespeare

Tartuffe -- Moliere

Trifles -- Susan Glaspell

Fav TV shows:

Game of Thrones

Dexter (Just jumped to the top of my list)

FRIENDS (ROSS AND RACHEL!! MONICA AND CHANDLER!! PHOEBE AND MIKE!!! JOEY!!!!)

Revenge (love Emily Vancamp!! Might be Emily Thorne for Halloween!)

Once Upon a Time (just altogether awesome and totally shipping Emma and Hook, though I do still like Emma/Neil)

Reign

Lost

Grey's Anatomy

Sherlock

Once in Wonderland

The Vampire Diaries

The Originals

Gossip Girl (My fav character used to be Serena in the first 2 seasons and then it changed to Blair :) My fav couples are CHUCK AND BLAIR too and i used to love Dan and Serena in season 1.)

Modern Family (i love Phil! and basically every other main character on the show)

Arrested Development (Tobias Funke!! George Michael!! Gob!!! And Franklin, of course!!),

SNL

And many more!!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!), MissVioletBaudelaire13(Peter Pevensi, Klaus Baudelaire, Duncan Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire) FreezingSapphire(Klaus Baudelaire, Quigley Quagmire) Miss.SunnyBaudelaire (Duncan Quagmire, Aang in Season 3, and this other kid that I forgot the name). xFearlessPurple21x (Klaus Baudelaire, Kick Buttowski, Phineas Flynn, Kagamine Len,Danny Fenton and Piko Uatatne X3) TheWriter51 (Klaus Baudelaire, Quigley Quagmire, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, James Stark, Heath Luck, Gale Hawthorne, Peeta Mellark, Finnick Odair)

Fav Couples:

ASOUE-

KB/OC

Kladora

Quiglet

Sunny/OC

Kit/Count Olaf

Beatrice/Lemony

HP-

R/Hr (so cute!!)

DM/OC

H/G

H/Hr (though i mostly like them as friends but that dance scene in DH was so cute!!)

DM/Astoria Greengrass

DM/HG (it depends...but i mostly like Ron/Hermione so i refrain from shipping them)

Snape/Lily Evans

Rose W./ Scorpius M.

Umbrige/ Dumbledore (AVPS!!!)

DM/Luna L. (AVPS only! Pigfarts!!)

Neville/Luna (the perfect couple!!)

Hagrid/ Mme Maxime

Fred/OC

George/OC

George/Angelina J.

Blaise Z./Ginny

Blaise Z./Pansy P. (since i don't care for either of them)

Cedric/ Cho (so sad!)

Cedric/ Pansy P. (that would be interesting...)

Hr/Victor Krum

Cedric/OC

Seamus/OC

Seamus/ Lavender B.

The Hunger Games:

Katniss/Peeta

Katniss/Gale (honestly, i could never really decide whether i liked Peeta or Gale better)

Finnick/Annie

House of Night (omg i am in love with this series!)

Zoey/ Stark (HOT and Scottish)

Zoey/Heath (love Heath like a teddy bear!!)

Jack/Damien (RIP Jack) (I hope Zoey kills Neferet!!)

Aphrodite/Darius

Stevie Rae/ Rephaim

Erik N./ Erik N. (he just loves himself too much and is so self-centered when he wanted to go away to LA instead of helping Zoey!! GRRRR!!! Such a jerk! I laughed when he was given the task of being a tracker!)

Dragon/ Anastasia

I may be missing a couple... but my other fav characters in the series are: Sylvia Redbird (Zoey's Grandmother), Erin, Shaunee, Kalona , Loren Blake (such a jerk but you've gotta love him!) and others that i can't remember right now though i might have said them all.

I love music too and have favorite songs and favorite artists and i'll probably include a lot of music into my main fic!!(Not like Glee or anything even though i like that show)

I LOVE A VERY POTTER MUSICAL and the Sequel!!! and in case you didn't guess, my fav character in HP is Draco Malfoy (in the musical, books, and movies). And i also love Darren Criss, Lauren Lopez, and Joe Walker!!

Please check out my fic! Reviews will be much appreciated!!

LINKS for Never Say Never

ASOUE Links

OC Characters:

Name: Jane (10-12 years) (Dakota Fanning)

Jamie (older) (Blake Lively)

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Hair Color: Light Blonde

Eye Color: Turquoise/Ocean Blue

Name: Melissa Sampson (Jessica Stroup)

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Dark Blue

TDD dresses (Company Show) for those of you who are reading my ASOUE fic:

Jane's dress

Melissa's dress

Here are some links to Jane's carnival dress in TCC as well as the makeup:

Makeup

Carnival Dress (Katy Perry)HP Links (*Spoilers*)

Renée Murray: Kate Walsh

Hair Color: Auburn

Eye Color: Hazel

Age: Mid/Late 20s-Early 30s (as the years progress)

Animagus: Spirit

Pets:

Bonnie Bodicea and another pic of Bonnie as a kitten: Kitten Bonnie

*Here's a more grown up Bonnie (TCOS and onward)*

Klaus' tawny owl: Atticus

Melissa's brown owl: Winnie

Jane's stuff:

Bed (ornamental pillows not shown)

New notebook

OTHER

IPOD SHUFFLE!!!!!

How Do You Feel About Your Self: Iris- The Goo Goo Dolls

Who Is Your Crush: Blow Away- A Fine Frenzy

What Will You Be When You Grow Up: Glitter in the Air- P!nk

What Is Your Favorite Song: Speechless- Lady Gaga

How Are You Feeling Now: Granger Danger- AVPM

Where Are You At In Life At The Moment: More Than A Feeling- Boston

Who Is Your Best Friend: Say When- The Fray

Where Is Your Favorite Place: Hotel California- The Eagles

Quick Harry Potter Quiz!!

Which is your favourite Harry Potter book? DEATHLY HALLOWS, GOBLET OF FIRE!!

Which is your favourite Harry Potter movie? DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1 2, GOBLET OF FIRE, Half Blood Prince!!!

Who is your favourite HP character(s)? DRACO MALFOY, HERMIONE, RON, HARRY, LUNA LOVEGOOD, FRED AND GEORGE, NEVILLE L.

What house do you prefer to be in? SLYTHERIN

But what house would you think you'll be in? GRYFFINDOR (where the brave dwell at heart)

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favourite? PEEVES

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? DADA!!

Who is your favourite teacher in Hogwarts? PROFESSOR LUPIN, PROFESSOR SNAPE!!

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? SEEKER!

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? CHASER!

Who do you want to make friends with? DRACO MALFOY (despite his constant Mudblood use), Harry, Hermione, Ron, Fred and George, and pretty much every other Gryffindor student

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? HERMIONE!!

Why would he/she be your best buddy? BECAUSE...HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW, HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW, HERMIONE CANNOT DRAAW, SHE ONLY READS BOOKS SO SHE CANNOT DRAW!! (AVPS!!)

Which character in the book can you relate to? HERMIONE! (i love books and I'm a good student)

If you are a true Slytherin and proud, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree Blaise Zabini is the sexiest Italian known to man, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate it when you stumble across a Draco X Harry slash, copy and paste this to your profile.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: XD

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”

30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.

38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting

39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.

40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane

47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy

48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.

52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.

53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.

54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water balloons.

55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.

56) I am not allowed to tell the Ravenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the library has been closed down.

57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow.

Here's another one I found

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.

66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall