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Joined 09-23-09, id: 2093747, Profile Updated: 11-24-13
Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Nice to meet you!

My name is Jade

I'm really new to fanfiction.net (actually, I've never established an account before. I've read and typed up fanfictions very often/all the time, but had never really thought of posting any of 'em for others to see. I was terrified at the idea really...)and so I'll apologize to anyone for making the countless number of mistakes I'll be making -insert instant sigh.

About me: I am shamefully shy and this oftens gets in the way with how I socialize online and in real life. So I meet many blocks in accomplishing things that I would like to do, and things that I must do. But, As much as I am like this, I really honestly try to put in effort to overcome these things. Hence me finally establishing a fanfiction.net account XD !

I am a fangirl and I love to support things (the list is long, so I dare not list these things).

I actually do pester people cause I'm not good with posting things and updating things, and etc. So I sometimes (after many trials and failing all of them) have to pester the people I know to ask them if I'm doing things wrong, or to ask them what did I do wrong. I can't apologize enough for this - I beat myself up afterwards D;

I really love to read and write for fun. So I've always read fanfics and is constantly writing down storie ideas. But I like my stories to sound legit. So I like to research on certain topics, incidences, and items to bring out asort of realism (no matter the genre, honestly. Unless it is wholely based on humour). My style of writing is very...complex and riddled with mistakes. It's flexible, and inflexible. My phrasing and grammer is very...confusing. So I can never apologize enough for this. When people tell me I've made mistakes, I try to correct them. I cannot thank you people enough for this! It's very encouraging, and touching; I get to try to find my own mistakes.

But I still love to write. I always have. My own stories entertain myself. I just have difficulty typing it out. When I used to write stories, they were too detailed. Restricting, and restricting the readers' imagination and their own views. I hated myself for it. So after these couple of years, I've managed to tone it down.Describing things in the art of literature is still difficult for me. I still stare at my writing with doubt and frustration. But its for the love of stories and how they can last on paper or online, that I continue to push on. I want to bring people entertainment, and comfort in the form of writing (typing XD).

My style of writing may be humourous, dark/angsty, action, romantic, hurt/comfort, or suspense.

I would like critics very much so, because I still doubt my english and grammar. I still nitpick about my typos. And I would also be glad to take in any ideas and to consider different writing styles as well. And I would greatly appreciate anyone who would correct my grammar errors.

On the other hand, about me:

I'm also very much like a pregnant woman P;. I have mood swings all the time, so I can be really cheerful or quiet and so totally not budging from my seat sort of person. My thoughts are LOUDER than anyone's words. So this proves to be a problem ALL the time. You might as well talk to a brick wall.

I also LOVE to eat and try different foods. My favourite foods are Chinese, Korean, and Japanese. I really love my Yaoi, and I love supporting couples that I like (RoChu, Rin/Haru, Sinbad/Judal, Takasugi/Kamui, Levi/Eren and etc). I absolutely love Yaoi. I love to read Adekan and I also like Attack on Titan and Gintama. I also read Kuroshitsuji and etc. Some straight couples I like: okita/kagura, cloud/tifa, and etc.

I like collecting fanart and buying manga (yeah you heard right. I buy). I know this lady who works at the anime conventions and where her office is. She gives me freebies which is so nice of her. She works hard for a living, so I buy all my anime and manga stuff from her. So anyways, I love to read and write.

I love to listen to Korean music ( SuperJunior, Exo, DBSK, Fx, Shinee,etc), I absolutely love fairytales (the originals, and ones that aren't fairly well known), and I'm a packrat. I also love Justin Timberlake.

Special Note: I have writer's block very often and very frequently, especially towards the end of any story or fanfic I'm typing up. However, I will make the extra effort to complete every fanfic that I will ever post up. I'll continue to struggle towards perfecting my writing skills and hopefully give people some sort of comfort or amusment who take the time to read my fanfics.

Sometimes I forget my manners because I am rushing through everything. So I really am sorry if I've given anybody such a hint that I was purposely rude and had forgotten my manners (such as saying Thank you or Goodbye). I will correct myself.

Err, I may be absent from communities and overall, the internet. I have real life issues and goals that I have to work on. I apologize if I'm not active enough (some people practically hurl things at inactive people OWO;). So I'll try to do something about it.

I must also admit that even when I read fanfictions, I never give reviews because I am timid (no, I don't mean to critic anybody. I just don't like people knowing of my existence.). I almost always enjoy the fanfic, but I have never actually given praise. I appreciate them of course, but I grew up never voicing my appreciations in such a manner. Which I now have realised was awful now that I've actually chatted to a person who writes fanfiction. I didn't know they meant so much. I just wanted to say, I'm sorry and I will now give the reviews the people deserve So much.

-But I'm also forgetful, so I may forget to review...

The fanfictions I plan to write would be in the categories:

D. Gray-Man, Hetalia, Gintama, and Kuroshitsuji.

Maybe Harry Potter (but I was disappointed starting from the 5th book progressing onwards to the 7th book. I was sorely dissapointed, and I was such a hard core fan too...)

So that's a start I guess.

A More Serious Note:

My health...I'll leave it to your imagination. But yeah, If I don't feel like doing something, I just manage to churn out even crappier fics. Yes it is possible sasdly.

ALL my fanfictions have alternate endings.

And that's a promise. My taste in reading or writing is very flexible and can go into extremities. It can turn 180 degrees the other direction. If It's not chaotic in a sense, I'll be very unhappy and can't move on. So each fanfic have alternative endings that suit my many needs and tastes. But I'm posting these stories up as well for others to enjoy and I feel its fair that they get an ending they may like (unless I have strong objections to it and there can be many reasons why) or may vaguely see coming. Mostly though, I put the ending that is associated with the genre its suppose to be tied with. Then I'd choose the ending I've already came up with.

For example: If people want something sweet and has a romantic ending, I'll give them the 'happier' version. But sometimes I crave for something different, so I will put a bitter ending instead of what the readers want (sorry for being selfish XD;). I'm currently debating on whether I should put the alternative endings.

So please bear with my writing style. I may totally change the mood of the fanfic at times (despite warnings in the beginning of every fanfic I put up). You may not get what you like or was expecting! Hence why I put the ratings: M most of the time.

The Princess and the Toad: What can I say, I was young(?). Ok. I want to replace it and do something a little darker. SO I'm not touching it till I have it all down. If any of you actually like it, I want to say that I will be replacing it/taking it down.

Oh, and Big warning: All my fanfics go at snail pace...

NOTE: None of the pictures I use are mine.

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Veins of Vodka (RoChu) BoyxBoy by starlight.in.my.heart reviews
"Yao Yao, do you love me?" A bright, cheerful face asked. The slender Chinese's body was curled into a ball, his amber cat like eyes shining proudly with tears. The bed sheets were stained with blood, and his golden palace had long since been abandoned. He slowly got up from the bed, ignoring the throbbing pain from his hips. "No. I don't."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,646 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 10/23/2013 - China, Russia, America, Belarus
Chinese Treasures by Mirlin reviews
Arthur, a fearless pirate captain, managed to find a map to the Chinese imperial treasures. There is just one thing that he need to get it. Blood from the Chinese imperial bloodline. Pirate!England X Emperor!China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,762 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [England/Britain, China] Hong Kong
Constellations by Tre Corde reviews
Confucius meets a strange boy who calls himself the Middle Kingdom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - China - Complete
The Kitsune's Tomboy Princess by Lilypad125 reviews
After the long war btwn Youkai & Fairies, they decided to send the only princess of the fairy kingdom over to the Youkai as a sign of peace. Unfortunately MeiMei the only princess of the fairy kingdom ran away, fortunately she has a twin but Yao's a boy! What will Yao do now?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,279 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [China, Japan]
Ties that Bind, Ties that Break by brilliantboffins reviews
Young Russia is sent to live with his southern neighbour, China, and his 4 siblings. Their meeting binds them together in the many centuries that follow, loving, hating and struggling between their feelings and their fate as nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,706 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 3/15/2010 - China, Russia
Because It Is From Japan by FujimoriChikaru reviews
"I want it" Kiku's eyes widened. How had it come to this, he wondered. The barrier he'd purposefully and carefully constructed was crumbling to dust. Yao was in his lap, straddling him. And, in all honesty, Kiku wanted nothing more than to take him. NiChu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - China, Japan - Complete
Independence Day Blues by Vampire Catfish1 reviews
Every fourth of July since 1783, Scotland has looked after his wee brother as he slips into a depression over losing America and gets dead drunk. One night out of every year, Allistor actually acts like proper family to the kid he ended up raising. This is just another one of those nights... Oneshot (Rated T for Scotlands language)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
Half a Millennium by dreams.of.destiny reviews
A slow-paced but quickly-written piece of work with slightly-interconnected stories of about two thousand words featuring Japan and China, presented in chronological order. Fifty short segments of time; two nation-peoples; one world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,963 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Japan, China
Angel and Demon by LadySkarlettofSkaro reviews
Arthur, a Guardian angel, is taken captive and turned slave by Alfred, a Demon and Son of the Dark. But Arthur soon finds himself head-over-wings for his master, and he may never want to leave him, no matter what happens to them. USUK, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,078 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Perennial Fixation by peony-and-poppy reviews
Their meeting was inevitable; their relationship beautiful, yet tragic. A series of England/China ficlets based on historical events.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,379 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - England/Britain, China
APH Gakuen Rochu: Taming the Polar Bear by haraguro-tan reviews
In Hetalia Gakuen, Ivan, a notorious school bully, meets & falls in love with Yao, a student councilor who resolves to tame him of his bullying ways. Hilarity, chaos & fluff ensue as Yao braves Ivan's romantic but perverted pursuit to take him into hand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,735 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Russia, China
Decomposition by VoiSieteQui reviews
RuChi. This game that you and I created, It's fun, no? Harmless, amusing: plays of enjoyment till hate, humiliation, and jealousy become reasons for revenge. The twisted love that we hold for each other, only death will bring about the winner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,221 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Russia, China
My little nurse Aru by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
Yao is a nurse in a crazy hospital run by Doctor Awesome Prussia He hates working here, especially with the crazy Mental Ward Doctor, Ivan Braginski. Or Doctor Kolkol. Hardcore Yaoi, use of a medical instruments. BoyxBoy. Lame description is lame. READ!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
A Castle of Silence and Bones by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Smut. Dark. The result of desire is never pretty and the result of unrestrained desire is a train wreck. You cannot enjoy, but you cannot look away either. The art of breaking is easiest learned. WWII, alternate-universe. Japan/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,513 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Japan, China - Complete
Heartstrings by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
He never wanted this. No, China never wanted to be connected by the red thread of fate, especially not to Korea who somehow tugged on his heart strings and caused him to cross so many taboo lines and boundaries to bring them together. China/Korea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,450 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - China, South Korea - Complete
Crush by Hasegawa reviews
Japan, Facebook and China. Realization of a long burried crush. JapanX China main . Hints of KoreaXChina, EnglandXChina, RussiaXChina, TaiwanXChina.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Japan, China - Complete
Homemade by Lalalalala-Land reviews
Latvia finds something he shouldn't have? Epic failure for a summary OTZL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
Don't Waste Water, Aru! by Aurilli reviews
Russia finds China in a shower, and decides have some 'fun'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Russia, China
Memories of the Heart by Herz reviews
Can the heart remember what the mind has forgotten? HeraZeus. UNFINISHED.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Hera, Zeus
Hide and Seek by xblkdragonx reviews
Ivan proposes a high stake game of hide and seek. If Yao can avoid him for an hour, then he can have unlimited access to Russian military information but if he can't then he'll forfeit the right to his body.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
To Imperialism by RobinRocks reviews
Japan wished China wouldn’t be so foolish, trading tea for opium whilst England and America laughed. UKUS/UKxChina/USxChina
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
Every Sigh Holds Thoughts of You by SuicideMonday reviews
He knew they were both at fault but that didn't stop him from wishing that Ivan would make the first move. RussiaxChina AmericaxEngland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - China, Russia
Knocked Up by xblkdragonx reviews
China is tired of Russia's stamina and libido and does something no one expected...he pretends to be pregnant and things get a little out of hand....No Mpreg
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,644 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Hasegawa reviews
China found Japan. Two loners become family. China loves him as a brother while Japan loves him as a lover. Pairings: Japan X CHina, Russia X CHina, mentioned : UK X china, US X UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,087 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Japan, China - Complete
10 Years and Counting by YaoiRper reviews
After so many years of Russia and China together, China begins to feel as if their love is starting to fade away. With continuous questions aiming towards the Russian, Ivan cannot stand but to finally convince the Chinese man in his own way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
In My Arms by Hayate-Chan reviews
Russia is tired of waking up without China in his arms and finds a way to fix the problem. Pairing: RussiaxChina / RoChu/ RussiaChina Rated T for suggestive material.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
Runaways and a Warehouse by There Was A Silence reviews
When a runaway girl is met and taken in by an ex-gang member, a diseased rabbit, an abused beansprout and a kid, you can just expect trouble.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Lenalee Lee
Kagome, Kagome by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Long ago, China and his beloved siblings would play together. But when feelings start getting in the way, it turns into something much more sinister. Kiku finds he doesn't know how to lose with grace, especially when his spot in the family is threatened.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2009 - China, Japan - Complete
For The Love of ShinattyChan! by Classically Cliche reviews
Japan/China Kiku/Yao In which Yao will do anything in order to get the latest Shinatty-chan merchandise, and PWP of the lamest and most terrifying kind ensues. Written for the wonderful dreamsofdestiny, who said she would like a PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Japan, China - Complete
A Panda's POV by TacoDao reviews
I guess panda's are abundent in this wonderful country. RussiaxChina Human&Country names used. Russia's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
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Pessimistic Hare reviews
I'm not your average girl
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Japan, England/Britain, America, China
A Cup of misfortunes reviews
England's spell has backfired on them, but none of them are as severly after as China was. Its gonna take the whole asian family to deal with the 'oldest' nation among them as they take baby steps raising the now young nation. It's tough being the oldest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Japan, China, South Korea
Stringing Hearts Along reviews
Yep, Russia'd do anything for China's affection pic credit: porbital
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Russia, China
The Princess and the Toad reviews
This certain little prince ss is getting harassed by suitors and pursuers. Looking for a way out,there may be consequences. Such is what Yao's going to find out. Is there ever a happily ever after? Warning: First fanfic, Yao's a marysue almost
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Russia, China
You Smile, I Cry reviews
There are times when you've hurt the person you've loved. But just how far can you go? Life just goes to show us that there are things that just can't be taken for granted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Russia, China
My Lifes' Sonata reviews
Unhappy with life Ivan Braginski turns to his music. But things change when his music begins to haunt him as Ivan finds himself in a downwards spiral of obsession. pic credit:luigi diamanti
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Russia, China