I am a slightly bored person who wishes the world would just grow up. I ski, skate, bike, read, write, watch video, attempt to honor and keep ma'at and play with my cat in my spare time. I frequently get cravings to things like marshmallows, ice cream and sprinkles. My cat is one of my closest friends, and my favorite bands/artists are Five Finger Death Punch, Evanescence, KD Lang, Dixie Chicks, Sarah Mchlachlan, Mumford and Sons, Shinedown, Three Days Grace and Alice in Chains.

Message: To anyone who reads my deathnote story, my next chapter is going to be fan created. Message me with your ideas; I'll be accepting until Wednesday. Then I'll pick the best one and write my chapter around that. Thanx!

Yet another message: Music is the universal language. I need music to live. If music touches you deeply, add your name to the list. chocolatevampiremoon7

LYRICS FROM MY FAVEORITE SONGS

Shinedown-Second Chance

My eyes are open wide

And by the way, I made it through the day

I watch the world outside, by the way, I'm leaving today...

I just saw Haley's comet shooting,

Said "Why you always running in place?"

Even the man in the moon disappeared somehwere in the stratosphere...

Tell my mother, Tell my father I've done the best I can to make them realize

this is my life, I hope they understand I'm not angry, I'm just saying that sometimes goodbye is a second chance...

Please don't cry one tear for me, I'm not afraid of what I have to say

This is my one and only voice, So listen close, it's only for today...

I just saw Haley's comet shooting

said "Why you always running in place"

Even the man in the moon disappeared somewhere in the stratosphere...

Tell my mother, Tell my father I've done the best I can to make them realize

this is my life, I hope they understand I'm not angry, I'm just saying that sometimes goodbye is a second chance...

Here is my chance, this is my chance...

Tell my mother, tell my father, I've done the best I can to make them realize

this is my life, I hope they understand I'm not angry, I'm just saying that sometimes goodbye is a second chance,

sometimes goodbye is a second chance, sometimes goodbye is a second chance...'

Three Days Grace-I Hate Everything About You

Everytime we lie awake, after every hit we take

Every feeling that I get, but I haven't missed you yet...

Every roomate kept awake, by every sigh and scream we make

All the feelings that I get, but I still don't miss you yet...

Only when I stop to think about it...

I hate everything about you, why do I love you?

I hate everything about you, why do I love you?...

Everytime we lie awake, after every hit we take

Every feeling that I get, But I haven't missed you yet...

Only when I stop to think about it...

I hate everything about you, why do I love you?

I hate everything about you, why do I love you?...

Only when I stop to think about you, I know

Only when you stop to think about me, do you know?...

I hate everything about you, why do I love you?

You hate everything about me, why do you love me?

I hate evrything about you, why do I love you?...

Hedley-Old School

Do'nt believe everything happiness says, nothing feels better than hiding these days

We bury our fears in the drinks, in these tears for the days we believed we could fly...

Call up your brothers and sisters and friends, we'll go back to the place where the nihgt never ends

We'll remeber the fires, the burning car tires man how in the hell'd we get here...

So why don't you meet me, down behind the old school, we'll waste away the weekend with perfect regarde for how

Cavalier we used to be, that beautiful insanity, the apathy's surrounding me, don't close your eyes or we'll fade away...

Over and over and over again, we sat down for a minute grew up into men

Now we're putting out fires and changing car tires, man how in the hell'd we get here...

So why don't you meet me, down behind the old school, we'll waste away the weekend with perfect regarde for how

Cavalier we used to be, that beautiful insanity, the apathy's surrounding me, don't close your eyes or we'll fade away this time...

And we'll never get back what we gave away, when we still had that fire in our eyes...

Don't believe everyhting happiness says, nothings' as real as our old reckless ways

when we'd drink by the fires, the burning car tires

bad girls and good liars, the dreams we'd conspire

the days we went crazy, the nights running hazy man how in the hell'd we get here...

Why don't you meet me, down behind the old school, we'll waste away the weekend with perfect regarde for how

Cavalier we used to be, that beautiful insanity, the apathy's surrounding me, don't close your eyes or we'll fade away...

The Trews-Highway of Heroes

The day I shipped out, we numbered a dozen.

Upon my return, were a hundred or so.

From the coast and from the prairies, I bet they keep coming, but add one more name from Ontario

Carry me home, down the Highway of Heroes

People above, with their flags flying low.

Carry me softly, down the Highway of Heroes

True Patriot love, there was never more.

I served with distinction, no visions of glory

I served without question, of personal gain.

Seek no justification, it's not part of my story

And it offers no comfort to the ones who remain

Carry me home, down the Highway of Heroes

People above, with their flags flying low.

Carry me softly, down the Highway of Heroes

True Patriot love, there was never more.

I took up my vocation, I was called by my nation

Without hesitation, my answer I gave.

Now I'm not wondering, the things that I might have been

I'm no consilation, to the forgotten brave

Carry me home, down the Highway of Heroes

People above, with their flags flying low.

Carry me softly, down the Highway of Heroes

True Patriot love, there was never more. (x6)

Santana-Into the Night

Like a gift from the heavens, it was easy to tell

It was love from above that could save me from hell

She had fire in her soul, it was easy to see

How the devil himself could be pulled out of me

There were drums in the air as she started to dance

Every soul in the room keeping time with their hands

And we sang

Ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay

And the voices bang like the angels sing

We're singing ah, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay

And we danced on into the night

Ay, oh, ay, ay, oh, ay, oh

And we danced on into the night

Like a piece to the puzzle that falls into place

You could tell how we felt from the look on our faces

We were spinning in circles with the moon in our eyes

The room left the moving and between you and I

WE forgot where we were and we lost track of time

And we sang to the wind as we danced through the night

And we sang

Ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay

And the voices bang like the angels sing

We're singing ah, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay

And we danced on into the night

Ay, oh, ay, ay, oh, ay, oh

And we danced on into the night

Ay, oh, ay, ay, oh, ay, oh

And we danced on into the night

Like a gift from the heavens, it was easy to tell

It was love from above that could save me from hell

She had fire in her soul, it was easy to see

How the devil himself could be pulled out of me

There were drums in the air as she started to dance

Every soul in the room keeping time with their hands

And we sang

Ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay

And the voices bang like the angels sing

We're singing ah, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay

And we danced on into the night

Ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh

And the voices bang like the angels sing

We're singing ah, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay

And we danced on into the night

Ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay

Ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay

Singing ah, oh, ay, oh, ay, oh, ay

And we danced on into the night

RANDOM QUOTES

Screw the rules, I have money! -Seto Kaiba, YuGiOh abridged

Symmetry is everything -Death the Kid, Soul Eater

(Boat explodes) Oh my god...I left the oven on at home! -Brock, Pokemon abridged

OOOOHHHHHH SHIT. Wadda we do now... -Lots of people in sticky situations

(Lightning flashes near Joey) Woah, that was close I'm sure glad the lightning never strikes twice in the same (Lightning hits) IRONY-Joey, YuGiOh abridged

"Go back and rid the world of that book. Fill it with words before spring comes, or winter will never end for you. And I will not only take your life for the Adderhead's but your daughter's, too, because she helped you bind the book. Do you understand, Bluejay?" "Why two," Mo asked hoarsely. "How can you ask two lives in return for one? Take mine, that's enough." "I set the price," said Death. "All you have to do is pay it." -Death and Mo, Inkdeath

If at first an idea is not absurd, then, and only then, is there no hope for it. - Albert Einstein

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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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This is to remind skiers how to prepare for the ski season and to remind non-skiers why they do not ski.

10. Visit your local butcher and pay 30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for half an hour. Afterwards, burn two 50 dollar bills to warm up.

9. Go to the nearest hockey rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car.

8. For ski boot simulation at home, put a pebble in your street shoes and tighten a C-clamp around your toes.

7. Buy a pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.

6. Go to McDonald's and insist on paying 6.50 for a hamburger. Be sure to wait in the longest line.

5. Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.

4. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a snowstorm and you're following an 18 wheeler.

3. Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. You'd almost believe you're skiing in front of a snow maker!

2. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them off because you have to go to the bathroom.

1. Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday.

Copy and paste this if you are a skier and believe that all these preparations are necessary. If you aren't a skier, just stare at the list and wonder why people who do ski actually find the sport fun.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE ANIME:

1. Maka

2. Soul

3. Death The Kid

4. Blackstar

5. Tsubaki

6. Spirit

7. Lord Death

8. Liz

9. Patty

10. Krona

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

WTF. Maka, Screw off unless you’re in a life-or-death situation.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Leave. Now. Before I cut your hair, and then mess it up.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Wow, you actually got a girlfriend? No way!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Considering Tsubaki probably has to cook for herself, I’d probably eat it.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I’d silently get up and walk away, so that I’d be gone when he woke up.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

That would mean I’d be a shinigami too… AWESOME!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

It’s hard to believe Liz’d be in a hospital, but if she was I’d visit her.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Patty probably wouldn’t do that, but I would probably ignore her if she did.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I wouldn’t really care because Krona’s a major creeper.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Hunt them down and kill them to get their souls.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Leaves me to my own devices.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A perfectly symmetrical painting.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Say he was better then God then fail at trying to save me so that I’d end up saving him instead.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Comfort me, then get everyone to leave.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

… Maka and I are both straight.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

I’m single and would prefer to stay that way, but probably reaper-chop Spirit for me.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Loudly cheer me on, giggling the whole time.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Stare at me, totally confused, bewildered and slightly frightened.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Yet again, I’m straight. But I do wish I was a hard worker like her.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

“Whoa, really? Didn’t see that one coming. Maka’ll be upset though…”

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Yes, I’d probably get along with Lord Death.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

By accident, or if Spirit forced Tsubaki.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

I already knew he was a player. Depends on who it was…

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Nothing. I wouldn’t care.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Don’t say that Liz. You know it’s not true.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

Reply “Patty, I’m straight. Sorry.”

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Wow, Krona you actually got a girl/boyfriend? Congratulations!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

They’re friends, and both straight. Kid’s probably trying to make things perfectly symmetrical, and Blackstar is shaking his head and laughing.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

No, because Spirit is Maka’s father.

Would 2 trust 5?

Soul doesn’t trust anyone, but if he did, Tsubaki is definitely trustworthy.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Krona…. Hmmm… Probably wouldn’t know how to react, so would do nothing. But I can see Blackstar poking it, yes.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Something to do with combat maybe? I don’t really know…

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

I didn’t know Spirit could cook, and Kid would make something symmetrical.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Lord Death already has a job, but Patty would do something cutesy.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

I don’t know why Tsubaki would cut her hair, but probably.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Spirit would take anybody pretty. So yes.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Krona doesn’t know how to act around girls, and Patty blushes a lot, so anything.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Maka would apologize, but Krona wouldn’t know how to act.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Soul’s single, and Patty would have trouble just turning ON a phone.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Spirit would try to flirt with Tsubaki, and she’d turn him down.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

He wouldn’t care, then go out with his current fancy.

7 won the lottery?

He doesn’t need money, but he’d probably put it back to his school.

8 had quite a big secret?

I really do like Death the Kid? I murdered someone? I don’t know…

9 became a singer?

I would go to support her, but it would be really cutesy songs.

10 got a daughter?

OMG Krona got a partner? REALLY?

What would 1 think of 2?

Maka probably likes Soul anyways, so they’d go out together.

How would 3 greet 4?

Kid: Hello Blackstar. Have you made your room symmetrical yet?

Blackstar: No, I’m too important to clean.

Kid: That’s nice, but YOU MUST MAKE IT SYMMETRICAL!

Blackstar: Oooookaaaayyyyy…… Bye now.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Blackstar doesn’t envy anyone.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Probably a nightmare about him chasing and trying to flirt with her.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They’re both guys, and they’re meister and weapon.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

I don’t think Lord Death would get angry at Liz.

Where would 8 meet 9?

At Kid’s place. They’re sisters, and his weapons.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Patty says whatever’s on her mind, and I don’t know what would anger Krona.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

The fact that she’s a real person not related to it.

Is 3 Gay?

There’s a possibility he is.

How do you feel right now?

Tired of scrolling up and down a page.

Something funny I heard in Rick Mercer's "Talking to Americans"

In a few interviews with American people, Rick asked, "A recent survey showed that Canadian grade seven students couldn't find their home state on an unmarked map. Do you believe that this shows that there's a crisis in Canada's public education system?"

Most of the answers were, "Yes."

But the only kid who answered said, "Hang on! Canada has provinces!" Smart kid.

SOME MORE FUNNY QUOTES AND STUFF...

"There was once a powerful witch. She was so powerful that everyone died. The end." -"

The square root of pi equals NONE FOR YOU!" - Budo Kai,Kid

"Satoko! Can you hear me? Wake up! It's me, Keiichi!"

"Errrrrrr..."

"Oh thank god! Now Satoko, you have to tell me, WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE BREAD AND SUGAR?" -Keiichi and Satoko, Higurashi Parody Fandub

"Okay, okay, I musn't run away! I musn't run- okay, I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that. Where the fuck would I go? I'm on a big blue ball!" -Spike Spencers Rant on the End of the Evangelion Series

"I think Gendo should be the professor for Gen V, it'll be perfect. The game opens up with Gendo just staring at you for a few minutes from behind his folded hands before you get control of your character. Then as you play the game you learn that the evil generic team has been working for Gendo the entire time, trying to activate Third Impact in order to revive Gendo's dead Gardevoir, or something. It'll be awesome!" -Some comment I found on the video: Dawn fails at Pokemon 1.11: You Will (Not) Succeed

"Uh, is this how you end a series? I mean is this, where we go from here? Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this! I'm tellin' ya right now, cuz' I'm suck in nowhereland." -Spike Spencers Rant on the End of the Evangelion Series, again...

"Seto, I wanna ride the hole with you!"

"No- AHHHHHHH!" -Mokuba and Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged

"You've been acting like a... a GRANOLA BAR ever since you fell off that roof!"

"What? Does that mean I can eat him?" -Raye & Serena, SMA

"Wait! You cannot summon a fusion monster straight away!"

"Um, you're a f#&king monkey! Who cares what you think!" -Jaden & Monkey, YuGiOh GX Abridged

"Iron Reaper, Fergalicious, Runsible, Slicey Dicey, Heart and Soul Stealer The Third!" Inuyasha Episode Infinity Inuyasha,

"So if I chant Bloody Mary three times while spinning in front a mirror, a gory corpse will appear behind me, but only if I believe in her? Great! She and Henry can slaughter stray cats together!" -Reggie, The Devouring

"I'm sorry, your call could not be connected. Please try again when somebody actually cares about your predicament."

"Like that'll ever happen. Great, now I'm gonna die." -Operator and Shinji (Ikari), Neon Genesis Evangelion Abridged

"Okay now, so who's gay exactly?"

"Who's gay for ME exactly?"

"I am." -Ash, Paul, and Brock, Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Abridged

"Oops! Killed your girlfriend again, Inuyasha!"

"Bullshit, you know how many cliffs Kikyo's fallen off? She'll be fine. Hell, threw her off one last week." -Naraku and Inuyasha, Inuyasha Episode Infinity I

I once knew this girl,
she
loved this boy oh so much,
finally one day,
she got the courage
to tell him,
exactly how she felt.
Only to find out,
that
the boy didn't like her in that way,
and everyday she would ask him
why?
then one day,
he told her the reason,
he said 'Because
your not pretty!!'
She sat there,
after he left,
crying her
heart out,
then her mom calls,
says 'sweetheart, come home a few
hours early'.
So on that fateful day,
she comes home early,
goes
in the bathroom,
and knows exactly what she's going to do,
finally
a few hours later,
her mom comes home,
only to find
The
hallway flooded,
she goes in the bathroom,
water over flowing,
tinted
red,
and finds her daughter laying in the tube,
cuts on her
face and wrists.
She runs out the bath,
screaming going to call
the cops,
when she notice's something written on the mirror,
and
it says 'Am I Pretty Enough Now?'

I
know this tale is sad,
but here's what you can learn,
no matter
who you are,
boy or girl,
don't put anyone in this situation,
cuz
you'll end up living with this thought,
for the rest of your
life...

end

copy and paste this if you think
HUMANITY should be more caring

My name is Lilly,

I am three.

My eyes are swollen,

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad.

What else could have made,

my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy,
would still want to hug me.

I cant do a wrong,
I cant speak at all.

Or else I'm locked up,

all day long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone.

The house is dark,
my folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice.

So maybe I'll just get,

one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
my daddy is back,

from Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse,
my name is called.

I press myself,

against the wall.

I try to hide,

from his evil eyes.

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping,
calls me ugly words.

He says its my fault,
he suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,
and yells at me more.

I finally get free,
and run to the door.

He's already locked it,

and I start to bawl.

He takes me and throws me,
against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,

with my bones nearly broken.

And my daddy continues,
with more bad words spoken.

'Im sorry!', I scream,

but it's now much to late.

His face has been twisted,

into a unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain,
again and again.

O please God have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops,

and heads for the door.

While I lay there motionless,

sprawled on the floor .

My name is Lilly,

I am three.

Tonight my daddy,

murdered me.

And you can help
sickens me to the soul

and if you read this
and don't pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

because you would have to be

one heartless person
to not be affected

by this Poem

And because YOU ARE affected

Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!

~ --HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY--
I am the boy who never finished high school, because i got called a fag every day.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her home because i confided in my mother i was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who hold her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who were the only loving family I had.
I am not one of the lucky ones, i killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for 2 men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if i want to avoid getting management called on me.
I am the mother who isn't allowed to even visit the children i bore, nursed, and raised.
I am the woman who the court labeled an unfit mother because i now live with another woman.
I am the domestic violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because i grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to be the gym teacher until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT'S stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because i think i can be a better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the door to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; Love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my friends I'm gay, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."
--IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS!--

Civilian Pain

I am the pregnant woman who sobs every night because I will have to raise a child without a husband

We are the farmers who were ruined because our fields were destroyed by bombs, trenches and barbed wire

I am the boy who will never have a father to take him hunting or fishing

I am the girl who won’t get to have her father walk her down the aisle

We are the parents who buried our son long before his time

We are the Catholics who can’t pray because Protestant bombs destroyed our church

I am th German man who can’t find a job or home because of one crazy leader.

I am the soldier who will hang for a position I didn’t want

I am the Jew who cowers every time I hear a shout

We are the family who sleep in the rain because bombs destroyed our roof

I am the widow who is afraid to love because I might lose the man I love

We are the children who have to sift through trash and beg for food or starve because the Allies fought our war, then left us to our own devices

I am the Muslim man beaten to an unrecognizable pulp because of one radical group.

In war, soldiers aren’t the only casualties. We forget the civilians who are left behind.

SOME SOBERING STATISTICS...

1 in 3 children in India will die before the age of 1and 3/4 of those who do live will not see their eighteenth birthday.

1 in 4 girls in South America will be sold before the age of 10, 7 out of every 10 of those girls will be murdered and 8 out of every 10 will bear children before 14.

8 out of every 10 girls in the middle east will be married with children before 16. Their husbands are often 10+ years older than they are.

Every time you eat meat, count yourself extremely lucky because 2 million people will never taste meat in their ENTIRE LIVES.

If you can read this, count yourself blessed beacuse 1.5 million people can't read AT ALL.