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Currently I'm not writing any fan fiction but i like to read X-men Evolution stories.

My favorite pairings are as follows:

Lancitty :(i like this pairing so much that if you don't have it in your story your story should drop dead and burn in story hell _ well atleast to me XD jk! but i wont really like your story cus i really LOVE this pairing ever since i first saw the show when i was a young girlso yea...Lancitty stories rock my world hehe pun

Logurt: it my favorite yaoi pairing in this series (so far 0.)

Romy: i find it nice and charming and so natural

Lietro: I like this one cus it can be so cute and funny and angsy, but! i only like it when they don't bash Kitty (cus she's my favorite female character followed by Wanda and then Rouge)

Rietro: i like this one when Remy isn't around or doesn't exist in the fanfiction y'know, i like cus like that they can double date with Lance and Kitty xD or atleast nicely coexist

Jonda: I don't know where ppl get this one from but it seems so normal too like they just belong and they're both crazy xD

Tabby/Pietro(Tietro?): I like this one because both of them are so promiscuous they deserve each other y'know

Kurt/Tabby(Kurbby?): Since that episode where Tabby's dad comes out "Bada-Bing Bada-Boom!" who wouldn't love this one!

Jott: well this one is almost a must be in all Evo fanfics unless its a very AU or, unless its about them with someone else.

Louge (Logan/Rouge): I like this one in M rated fanfics

Witty (Kitty and Wolverine): same as above

Xietro: I dont know where this one came from either (i suspect the comics), but! i like it cus its nice

The ones on thin ice that i kinda like but then again i dont really

Scitty: I like it cus its cute, i just dont like the Lance bashing (cus he's my favorite character)

Scance: I like it cus it'd be too damn akward for them or really angsty (i'd just mind kitty bashing)

Kietro: Even though i rather have LAncitty anytime the one's i've read with this one are kinda cute and sexy so i kinda like it except that lance stays all alone and is usually bashed:(

The Ones I dont mind:

Loro:this one is y'know just there...

Kurmanda:same as above

Tonda: I just dont really see it happening but its not bad y'know

The ones i dont Like or simply hate :

Kurrty: they usually contain a lot of lance bashing..Grrrrr

K'tior:This one is soooooo boring and same as above...

Things i must share with the world!!

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xD these are a few quotes i just love! and they must be shared with the world hehe so read on and beware of its awsomeness or wittyness xD

This is my invisible friend. He tells me to burn things.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet

To be or not to be. That's not really a question.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I like children - fried.

I think serial monogamy says it all.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night

People think it must be fun to be smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and i thought to myself where the heck is the cieling?!

"Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits

"Your a good friend and all, but if the zombies come- i'm SO tripping you"

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't

. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left

17. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat

19. I wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness.

20. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed

27. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

42. One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me

50. Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!

53. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

54. Too many freaks, not enough circuses

72. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.

It takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Italians could not have described the word politics better. "Poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning blood sucking creatures

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do

Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch to divorce me..

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A: A "megasoreass"

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
- Advising the President.
- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Have you ever noticed, that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they are okay, then it is you.

I am in shape, round’s a shape.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you.

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extereme violence."

All racists who are prepared to die for their country, please do that now

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else

Assassins do it from behind

Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question

man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.

man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.

God bless Atheism

If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.

It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people

Most legislators are so dumb that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel

Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy #@! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant

Vidi, vici, veni.
(I saw, I conquered, I came.)

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

They all laughed at Albert Einstein. They all laughed at Columbus. Unfortunately, they also all laughed at Bozo the Clown.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.

Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.

As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, " but another kept reminding me, "Howard, you are a veterinarian.

668: The Neighbor of the Beast

Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you cuming

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Where is an elephants sex organ? In his feet. If he steps on you, you're fucked."

Of course you found it in the last place you looked. If you hadn't found it you'd still be looking

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Lady Nancy Astor, Viscountess: "If you were my husband, Winston, I should flavour your coffee with poison."
Winston Churchill: "If I WERE your husband, madam, I should drink it."

I won't have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

In a Russian tragedy, everybody dies. In a Russian comedy, everybody dies too. But they die happy

I am not sure what this is, but an "F" would only dignify it.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

You know, it's at times like this when I'm stuck in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

"Why, what did she say?"

"I don't know, I didn't listen

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say "Storms suck!"

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

It's me and you against the world. So when do we attack?

Many nice things suck

To be is to do (I. Kant)
To do is to be (A. Sartre)
Do-be-do-be-do (F. Sinatra)
Yabba-Dabba-Doo! (F. Flinstone)

The great film comedian, Charlie Chaplin, once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest for a laugh. To his surprise he did not win.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Inscription on a tombstone:
"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous.

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Go away... I'm alright.

Shadwell hated all southerners and, by inference, was standing at the North Pole.

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark; "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Mr. Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the Good luck Mr. Gorsky statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

Just last year, (on 5 July 1995 in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hits a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbors bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. And Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!

Mr. Churchill, you're drunk! Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.

One time, I got a dog and named him Stay, and ever day I would say, "Come here, stay!" Eventually he just went insane.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good

If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

For centuries to come, many years will pass.

Life is like a game of cards. If you don't have a partner, you better have a good hand.

Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts.

Think globally, act loco.

Cover me, I'm changing lanes -Bumper sticker

A word to the wise isn't necessary; it’s the stupid ones who need all the advice.

Wierd people are like chocolate cake... some people can't handle the richness"

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself "mankind" Basically it is made up of two separate words- "Mank" and "ind" What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited over nothing, and then they go and marry him

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

Have you ever been in therapy? No? You should try it. It's like a really easy game show where the correct answer to every question is: "Because of my mother."

The moon may kiss the stars so high
The sun may kiss the bright blue sky
The dew may kiss the morning grass
But you my friend, can kiss my ass

You know you are getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.

Sex is Evil,
Sex is Sin,
Sins are forgiven,
So Let's Begin

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink

All I want is a kind word, a warm bed and unlimited power.

"Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying"

A friend is someone who knows all about you but likes you anyway

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

There are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't

I'm not a follower... I'm a leader with the same idea

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor bastard die for his.

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

Sects, sects, sects... Is that all you monks think about?

Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and 12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought "what good would that do?".

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet".

Trying is the first step towards failure.

Confucious say: he who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.

If most people said what's on their minds, they'd be speechless.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

Rules thay men wish every woman knew

Those who never quit are winners;
and those who never win are quitters.
But those who never win nor quit,
are idiots.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

No matter how badly idiots outnumber you... they are still the idiots!

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done

The difference between involved and committed can best be explained using a bacon and egg breakfast as an example: The chicken is involved but the pig is committed.

I imagine a world of love, peace, and no wars. Then I imagine myself attacking that place because they would never expect it!

War does not determine who is right... but who is left.

People who can smile when things go wrong have thought of someone else to blame it on

The two steps to total business success:
1) Never give away all your secrets
2)

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not working out because my philosphy is no pain, no pain

These people aren't your friends, they're payed to kiss your feet

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood."

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

I believe that Marx was only off by a suffix, it's not communism that can save us, but communication

If you see me running, try to keep up. -Back of bomb technician's shirt

If you have a chance to drive a tank, do it. Because when are you going to be able to drive a tank again?

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway

Everyone has issues except me - I have a damn subscription

Eskimo's have 49 words in their language to define snow because they have so much of it. In the english language, there are more then 50 ways to define a moron...

May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Love the life you live, live the life you love

Find a person who loves you for exactly who you are, good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome. The right person is still going to think that the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person worth sticking with.

Two words guys hate Don’t and Stop, unless you put them together .0

If you are going to do something you are going to regret in the morning sleep till the afternoon

Winston Churchhill once walked into the toilets of the House of Commons to find no room at the urinal, so he walked into one of the stalls. While in there he could hear Labour MPs saying "now he can't even pee with the rest of us", to which he peered over the top of the stall and replied "no it's just that if you saw something this big you would want to privatize it".

Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?

If I am what I eat them I am cheap, quick, and easy

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Suppose you were a Congressman. Suppose you were an idiot. But I repeat myself.

I am not retreating, I am advancing in a different direction."

I believe that 5 out of 4 people are bad at fractions

I don't break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.

My doctor told me not to drink any more, so I don't. I don't drink any less, but I don't drink any more.

JESUS LOVES YOU!
...but then again, so does Barney.

I didn't mean for her to take the insult personally

Before you critizize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you critizize someone, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

You're not doing anything wrong until you get caught."

I'm gonna stop procrastinating one of these days.

I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure

I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

What's another word for thesaurus

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes

Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle

You can trust the government, just ask the Indians

Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them

Definition of pain: Jumping off The Empire State Building and landing on a bicycle with no seat.
Defintion of a miracle: Getting off.

God created men first because you always need a rough draft before the final masterpiece!

Officer: "gee son...your eyes look red, have you been drinkin?" Drunk: "gee officer...your eye's look glazed, have you been eating dounuts?"

When God made man, she was only joking.

Marriage is a 3 ring circus. You got the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

God put me on earth to do a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I'll never die.

Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said "Parking Fine."

Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright.

When you do something right, no one remembers. When you do something wrong, no one forgets!

Life's a bitch. Be its pimp

Suicide is a way of telling God "you can't fire me... I QUIT."

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Optomists proclaim this is the best of all possible worlds to live in. Pestimists believe this to be true.

It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise!

Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh.

I've got problem for your solution...

We're not lost. We're just locationally challenged.

Sometimes I dream that a big, giant squirrel is carrying me away. Does that make me a nut

First God created man, then he had a better idea!

The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it

Uuuh nah, you got the wrong number, this is 91... 2 -Chief Wiggums, The Simpsons

WANTED:
A tall, good-looking guy with a good
reputation, who is friends with every-
body, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Homer: Wanna play catch, boy?
Bart: Nah
Homer: What kind of world do we live in when a boy doesn't want to play baseball with his own father?
Abe Simpson (grandpa): I'll play with you son
Homer: Go home

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do?? The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.? There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what?"

The World is running out of geniuses: Einstein died, Beethoven went deaf and I'm starting to have a migraine.

I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they came closer... then it hit me!

it's only funny till someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

If you're one in a million there are ten of you in New York

I think vegetarians have it all wrong, whats this about being kind to animals, and then stealing their food behind their backs so they can starve to death...

I don't lie... I just create the truth.

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell, and still have them look forward to the trip.

When I grow up I want to be a little girl

Men are like a deck of cards. You need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to bash his head in with... and a spade to burry him with.

Don't try to be someone you're not, you may get arrested For Identity Theft

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Why should i go to his funeral? He aint coming to mine.

Believing we can improve schooling with more tests is like believing you can make yourself grow taller by measuring your height.

Money cannot buy happiness but it lets you be unhappy in nice places.

Curiostity killed the cat... I wanted to know how far I could throw it

I'm a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn't get a laugh... is a poem.

When you fall a friend helps you up .. a BEST FRIEND laughs at you and trips you again!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Maybe money corrupts the character. But lack of money isn't going to improve it either.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Many a child who watches television for hours will go down in history, not to mention arithmetic, English and geography.

I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're headed, and meet up with them later."

This weekend President Bush gave a speech honoring Abraham Lincoln's birthday. There was an awkward moment when Bush referred to Lincoln as "the guy who invented the penny.

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals

Why have kids when grandchildren are a lot more fun.

Women are the bloodthirsty sex," said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.'"

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people." -Axl Rose

"Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields,

"Maybe 100." -- Sen. John McCain, in a January 2008 town hall meeting in Derry, N.H., discussing how many years U.S. troops could remain in Iraq.

"All of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years." -- Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, responding to a request by CBS anchor Katie Couric to name the newspapers or magazines she reads

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